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272960  Prostata: 20 years *ago* maybe. tipping point is past, my dudes.

272958  ignatz: Like the infamous Curry Burger at Bradford MacDonalds

272963  ignatz: (my mistake, koalas sent to the uk, but nearest town is Frome) So let's start with Frome and see how it goes..

272963  ignatz: Well, let's start with Leeds and see how it goes..

272964  ignatz: Wot, no black dog?

272946  Not A Bot: Jesus I'm having sympathy pains.

272950  discodisco: I love Clickhole, but just go read it on that site rather posting snippets here.

272965  Off Topic: You gotta kiss the girl.

272957  Littlecraftywolf: @Littlecraftywolf awww i was trying to make hearts

272957  Littlecraftywolf: 333

272941  frenk: I agree

272913  Korrok: I've seen worse.

272962  Psymon: Only in Japan

272959  Shay: Elvis went out the same way.

272955  Dr Awkward: @fanny apparently whale milk is incredibly rich and fatty. And whale mothers make like a bathtub quantity of milk daily.

272959  Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward ok, they find them on their toilet I should have said. The way I worded it, it sounded like the EMTs were dumping.

272959  Dr Awkward: Actually EMTs and paramedics find older folks dead or unconscious while dumping super often because theyre pushing too hard, essentially doing the Valsalva maneuver, they vagal out and sometime hit their head while passing out. Moral of this story, eat enough fiber so you dont pass out while trying to dump.

272970  romangreek: My desktop usually consist of folders named "bdrfekjgbgw" and "xdrstacmgxdjbasfkw" and "ffffff" by the time I'm done with a project.

272960  Side Boob: I wish Gritty was 100 feet tall and would crush Philly in a hellish rampage. Mostly because I have Jury Duty next week, but just in general too.

272918  Dr Awkward: @Sadbot @Mr. Butt I could use a trusted handyman, but a lot are just guys who have more tools than me. Id happily hire @Teechur in the summer to help fix some shit around here, but Im pretty sure youre multiple states away.

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272892 UltraBeverly: @grizzly its $2.09/hr for waiters in Ohio, but $10.50 (min wage) in Los Angeles. Very confusing.

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272681 Passive: "So, how would you describe the intersex experience?"

272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head



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Score:
480
 
 a sedated moose: I'm pooping right now!
 Wet farts: Where?
 Headoftheclass: No, it says, "POOP ED. TODAY". The health clinic at Target is having a seminar on digestive health.
 Niels Bohr: Braggart! I'm doing good if I can squeeze out two a week.
 Dr. Bathroom: Lucky...
 Radstarboom: Everyday someone in the world unknowingly poops the biggest poop that day.
 Ulillillia: If I didn't at least once a day, I'd worry.
 Sadbot: I eat so little that this image caused me to pause and wonder "did I?"
 sparename: I'm tired, too
 windows96: Congratulations!
 Knice: If it weren't for minor accomplishments, I'd have none.
Image 155780   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Lemon Rage
Score:
221
 
 Yttermayn : My colonoscopy.
Image 155779   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Relp
Score:
186
 
 ClockworkJackalope: Larping at 4 am
 Shay: @a robot Yup, you're right. If you squint closely to the left, there's a six-pack of Tecante.
 a robot: @a sedated moose Alcohol, I'm guessing
 a sedated moose: I wish I knew the story behind this.
Image 155778   01-11-17   Uploaded by    drhenry
Score:
383
 
 Musician: James Garner and George Kennedy were in this.
 smarkles: Richard Mosse's "Infra" project. Scenes of the Congolese National Army's conflict with rebel forces shot with Kodak Aerochrome, a discontinued reconnaissance infrared film.
Image 155777   01-11-17   Uploaded by    bigbison
Score:
335
 
 SpaceCow: What now, Evil Council?
 Dresdenkeogh: This is actually the dark side of the pink Floyd album cover.
Image 155776   01-11-17   Uploaded by    epitasis
Score:
711
 
 Mr. Butt: Your wish is my command, your majesty.
 whiplash: "I thought you said Party Queen! What are we doing at this portable toilet store?"
 a sedated moose: My kinda lady!
 LaeMi: She has a more-than-passing-resemblance to my sister-in-law when said SIL was younger.
 LaeMi: @Scoo - even more as a door bouncer!
 Dresdenkeogh: @Dresdenkeogh *Potty Queen*
 Peter Pantsless: Aw, yissss, potty over here!
 bigASShobo: I imagine you can make pretty good money renting these out at events.
 a robot: Well um....be proud of who you are, I guess!
Image 155775   01-11-17   Uploaded by    butt poop
Score:
403
 
 Lestrange: Aminita muscaria grow on birch roots and never in the snow
 jochenau: One must wear mushroom camouflage to hunt these mushrooms, lest they detect an intruder and flee.
 hearsegirl: amanitas...these are the hummels of death
 Dresdenkeogh: Luigi and Peach as children.
 SunWukong: Magical.
Image 155774   01-11-17   Uploaded by    matos
Score:
645
 
 jochenau: wat
 whiplash: She should be the one who's mad. After all, you got her goat!
 fanny: on the internet, everyone is 3 legged goats, ya fool!
 funny in the wall: 3 legged goat?.. someone got hungry for curry
 SomeCanadian: You just got Goat'd!
 LaeMi: Goats are nice in their own right, but you will need a grassy yard.
Image 155773   01-11-17   Uploaded by    courtney
Score:
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 Nothing: I'm going in with both hands. Wish me luck
 Wet farts: Care to play the belly rub lottery? Guess exactly how many I want and you win me not ripping you apart.
 Sadbot: I require two tummy pets. A third will result in biting.
Image 155772   01-11-17   Uploaded by    jokertothethief
Score:
177
 
 Lestrange: I want to see more of this
 E. HONDA: this always happens in left hand drive countries
 Peter Pantsless: Daylight come and me wan go home. Don't expect a ride from Mr. Tally Man, though
 Peach: Same, but with peaches.
 Flarmie: How do you like them apples?
 Musician: This needs to be posted a bunch
 whiplash: I bought this car that was formerly owned by a smoker, so I went a little overboard on the air freshener, I guess.
 Gomi Day: hausu was a strange movie.
 Sadbot: You've been appled! Get rekt, wrong side driver!
 professorpig: After a life of hard work, I'm going to need a bigger car
 LaeMi: Suddenly....
Image 155771   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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