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221006  Ulillillia: The fact that they didn't apostrophize Critters only raises further questions.

221047  copunter: cant translate fast enough to keep up with all the "property" disney is buying up

221064  kornisjon: This tea party is getting out of hand.

221087  cran vodka: Is the text snoop dog?

221087  parrotsnest: Haters gun hate. Repizzle or not its the first time i have seen it... and if i saw it 30 more times i would laugh just as heard atleast the first 25

221078  kornisjon: Delightful.

221068  Yurishiro: Your lyin!

221072  kornisjon: I'll have the Smelly Pirate Hooker, and I don't care what it tastes like.

221069  Yurishiro: Plot twist: this equals 7.59$

217708  Mr Bleak: @buds420 Wouldn't they promote Arctic Melting rather too much?

221076  Yurishiro: I wish there was a law against whatever this is.

217727  Mr Bleak: @Teechur The expensive seats are at the bottom, where it's 56 degrees cooler than at the top. It's the deepest stepwell in India: Chand Baori. It's worth a visit if you're in the area.

221042  Prostata: brunch is clearly getting out of hand

221078  Yurishiro: WTF? Will's girlfriend dancing with Carlton?!

221063  Rev80: Galifianakis don't give a galifiafukis.

221024  Prostata: Fluorite! very RAD

221086  Peter Pantsless: I don't think I want to unwrap my present

221064  Rev80: A perfect conversation starter at Grandmother's fancy brunch..

221087  obama: Everything in this picture is a classic.

221076  Peter Pantsless: That's how I wanna go

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 jochenau: This is actually what happens if the avocado seed is allowed to sprout.
 trelyate: if I fits, I sits, even in pits
 fakeusername: damnit, cat, get out of there!
 Peach: AvocadoooOOWWWWW! IT BIT ME!
 SunWukong: Potential Guacamoggy.
 SomeCanadian: Purrfectly ripe!
 Scoo: Avocato
Image 155759   01-11-17   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
338
 
 hajjpodge: Major League Gaming is still alive.
 whiplash: It was on sale!
 Peach: You gotta stock up when fresh Slurm is available.
 Kirtov: A shepherd and his flock.
 SomeCanadian: And yet, I still feel empty inside.
 SpaceCow: "No one else may partake of the Mellow Yellow. No one."
 Lestrange: Not that I really care, but what the flip?
 LaeMi: Diabetus, here I come!
Image 155758   01-11-17   Uploaded by    ethernet
Score:
353
 
 Headoftheclass: @WTF I love multi-layered comments. Looking at the revealed reference pic and comments is like unwrapping a present and finding a marvelous gift inside.
 Fancy Clown: Looks like a morlock
 Mr. Shine: Is this Ke$ha?
 Peach: @WTF I knew 2017 was gonna be a good year.
 sparename: Skips looks funny with Halloween teeth
 WTF: Now this guy can suck a real one #155434
 SpaceCow: To Catch a Yeti 2.
 Lestrange: Get a haircut hippy
 SunWukong: This is abominably rad.
 Kohapi: Terry Bradshaw's highschool yearbook photo
Image 155757   01-11-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
308
 
 jazzjunkie: @jazzjunkie (damn it, who proofreads this!? *"blue & gold")
 jazzjunkie: @jazzjunkie *bumpier
 jazzjunkie: My blue & cold prefers to ride on my arm when I take him out for walks. The shoulder is a bumper ride; he gets crabby.
 Headoftheclass: "RAAAWK! GET YER DICK OUTTA THE GAS TANK. RAAAWK!"(whistle)
 Fancy Clown: There's a crazy man in Mayfair in London who has 2 of the biggest parrots I've ever seen and he takes them with him on his shoulders or arms when he goes outside.
 Peach: Parrot and pirate very similar sounding words.
 SpaceCow: With that bird, he should be driving a Cutlass.
 Lestrange: Well, he'll never be bored. What a great companion.
 Scoo: The bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word
 Kohapi: The solution to cellphone use at the pump.
 SunWukong: 7 pieces of 8 per gallon? And they call ME a pirate?
 fanny: you're a long way from sea there, pirate
Image 155756   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Warren G Hardon
Score:
471
 
 werterland: @Niels Bohr I was thinking it looked like a picture one might find in an exam room at a pediatrician's office.
 Niels Bohr: Looks like an antihistamine ad.
 Flarmie: So, she's spreading around yellow stuff...and he's trying to catch yellow stuff...I can't help but thing this activity would be much easier if she got down from her moonswingachute and just gave him some.
 Lestrange: That's not a moon...
 Kohapi: Lunachute
Image 155755   01-11-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
291
 
 RiderFan: @whiplash Found a flaw in that plan: Take a closer look, she's not bare footed.
 Headoftheclass: Looks like she's about to take an aerobic country shit.
 whiplash: Dorian Dammer (thinking): Yeah, I'm gonna smash that gal's bare feet later on. That'll teach her!
 Peach: The lighting in this picture has made this woman's arms a completely different shade than her legs. It's really throwing me off.
 a robot: Welcome to hell.
 SunWukong: We have both types. Country AND Western!
 Scoo: I'm partial to Anaerobic Country Hits, myself
 Amy Housewine: Toe-tappin' and hand-clappin' are not the most effective excercise techniques, but they're probably better than nothing.
 Peter Pantsless: @Knice Surely you mean hellevators
 Peter Pantsless: Dammer? I barely know 'er!
 Knice: This plays at 120dB in the elevators of hell.
Image 155754   01-11-17   Uploaded by    RiderFan
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 jochenau: Mrs. Doubtfire lives!
 Mr. Butt: I love E.T.
 TurkeyVulture: When Jessica Fletcher rides her bike into town, folks start dropping like flies.
Image 155753   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Liar tuck
Score:
596
 
 LurkedMoar: Why don't you kill me
 tritium: ...baby.
 SunWukong: I LIKE ROSETTEHORN!!!
 fumbduck: Give it back, whoever stole this from me.
 Peach: First is the worst.
 Scoo: First loser is the last winner!
Image 155752   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
530
 
 hat thrab: #153999
 LaeMi: @LaeMi - there is an underscore between the final v and M in that youtube address that AG won't parse! :-/
 Peach: Khajiit vs Argonian
 Amy Housewine: I'm-a bite you wristwatch
 Scoo: C'mere and give kitty a hug. C'mon now, don't be shy, bring it on in.
 LaeMi: Kitten Kong. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jr6CyU-EvM
 Knice: Godzilla vs Meowthra
Image 155751   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
247
 
 Sadbot: @Scoo Yeah, as in "I just drank a shittonne of Victoria Bitters, now let me tell you about abos, mate"
 Scoo: @Sadbot I believe they spell it "shittonne"
 Fancy Clown: Surely it should be "Flintstoning this bitch"
 a robot: Thank you for letting me know in advance that I don't want to talk to you.
 Sadbot: Oh good, an Aussie with a shitton of opinions. Hello, every trans-Pacific seatmate.
 tritium: But, what if they had a war, and nobody came?
 Peach: Should have written "UIDWARD" at the end of their license plate.
 Scoo: The best thing about the English language is that any noun can be verbed. Probably also why shit like this overwhelmingly shows up in the Anglosphere.
 Micro Jackson: Yabba dabba do it!
 Yam: @SomeCanadian Unfortunately, relative to production, so are a lot of folks wages.
 Amy Housewine: It's an interesting verb.
 bug: How nature says "do not touch"
 fumbduck: To the trashmobile!
 SomeCanadian: Fuel prices are at historic lows.
Image 155750   01-11-17   Uploaded by    conner
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