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210482  WaffleIron: Optiquest! Fuck yeah! If you guys have broken ones I know how to fix them with just a few new capacitors. I have 3 now on my computer, net cost was 20$

210462  berlin: It was a million to one shot doc!

210488  WaffleIron: LEB, light emitting bread.

210465  Bagels: That's not even close to legible

210490  a sedated moose: Who're you callin' a mook?

210462  Unstableton: Oh my god Becky look at Herr Assmann...

210485  Bagels: I can hardly read this

210488  Bagels: Techno bread

210459  Yurishiro: Let's go find your fucking parents Jess.

210468  saluted: I dont get it, someone please help me

210468  Murm Gungus: Jumps aboard the hype train. Pre-orders. Eagerly waits. Picks it up. Definitely not the golden Ferrari the reviews made it out to be. Hates car.

210497  Amiga 1000: Imagine that Nigeria is playing against Germany :

210487  Yurishiro: The ceiling is astonished!

210460  Teechur: Whoops. Looks like our home security camera started posting pics without our knowledge again.

210497  Fuzzpot: OP, pls. Like you haven't already seen the other posts.

210461  Teechur: Strabismus means never being able to do a Magic Eye. Speaking of Magic Eyes, I took a long look at Uranus last night.

210464  Teechur: You also need indefinite article.

210473  Teechur: After the parasite is separated from the host, it will continue to sap resources from the host for an additional 18-26 years. Perhaps more.

210474  Teechur: Gross. I hate dooty dishes.

210475  Teechur: Well, at least he stuck the landing.

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210366 a robot: @MabelSyrup Best not to call random women "bitches" aboard the Spaceship

210334 Hosebag: @Side Boob Don't run! We are your friends!

210304 kazzy94: They saw the opportunity and took it. THIS is journalism.

210316 zrj235: The lion was dead when i got there. i was just about to return his large-calibre rifle that i borrowed a week ago.

210323 Ulillillia: @dangerkeith3000 Only the good die young

210337 apoxia: @UltraBeverly I had a general anesthetic recently here in New Zealand and the price was just over $300. I thought that was pretty cheap.

210288 zrj235: CHAPTER 3: Robot gets a cup of coffee. *MASSIVE EXPLOSION IN BACKGROUND* Robot puts fuckin sunglasses on, and slowly walks away. *FIN*

210258 Nope: @when so heat up crock pot, put butter in, wait till it melts, put lots of sliced onions in, cook for 6 hours. Stir every 2

210313 zrj235: Reboot of Demolition Man is looking really weird

210451 a robot: I prefer #194205



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Score:
308
 
 jazzjunkie: @jazzjunkie (damn it, who proofreads this!? *"blue & gold")
 jazzjunkie: @jazzjunkie *bumpier
 jazzjunkie: My blue & cold prefers to ride on my arm when I take him out for walks. The shoulder is a bumper ride; he gets crabby.
 Headoftheclass: "RAAAWK! GET YER DICK OUTTA THE GAS TANK. RAAAWK!"(whistle)
 Fancy Clown: There's a crazy man in Mayfair in London who has 2 of the biggest parrots I've ever seen and he takes them with him on his shoulders or arms when he goes outside.
 Peach: Parrot and pirate very similar sounding words.
 SpaceCow: With that bird, he should be driving a Cutlass.
 Lestrange: Well, he'll never be bored. What a great companion.
 Scoo: The bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word
 Kohapi: The solution to cellphone use at the pump.
 SunWukong: 7 pieces of 8 per gallon? And they call ME a pirate?
 fanny: you're a long way from sea there, pirate
Image 155756   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Warren G Hardon
Score:
471
 
 werterland: @Niels Bohr I was thinking it looked like a picture one might find in an exam room at a pediatrician's office.
 Niels Bohr: Looks like an antihistamine ad.
 Flarmie: So, she's spreading around yellow stuff...and he's trying to catch yellow stuff...I can't help but thing this activity would be much easier if she got down from her moonswingachute and just gave him some.
 Lestrange: That's not a moon...
 Kohapi: Lunachute
Image 155755   01-11-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
291
 
 RiderFan: @whiplash Found a flaw in that plan: Take a closer look, she's not bare footed.
 Headoftheclass: Looks like she's about to take an aerobic country shit.
 whiplash: Dorian Dammer (thinking): Yeah, I'm gonna smash that gal's bare feet later on. That'll teach her!
 Peach: The lighting in this picture has made this woman's arms a completely different shade than her legs. It's really throwing me off.
 a robot: Welcome to hell.
 SunWukong: We have both types. Country AND Western!
 Scoo: I'm partial to Anaerobic Country Hits, myself
 Amy Housewine: Toe-tappin' and hand-clappin' are not the most effective excercise techniques, but they're probably better than nothing.
 Peter Pantsless: @Knice Surely you mean hellevators
 Peter Pantsless: Dammer? I barely know 'er!
 Knice: This plays at 120dB in the elevators of hell.
Image 155754   01-11-17   Uploaded by    RiderFan
Score:
475
 
 jochenau: Mrs. Doubtfire lives!
 Mr. Butt: I love E.T.
 TurkeyVulture: When Jessica Fletcher rides her bike into town, folks start dropping like flies.
Image 155753   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Liar tuck
Score:
596
 
 LurkedMoar: Why don't you kill me
 tritium: ...baby.
 SunWukong: I LIKE ROSETTEHORN!!!
 fumbduck: Give it back, whoever stole this from me.
 Peach: First is the worst.
 Scoo: First loser is the last winner!
Image 155752   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
530
 
 hat thrab: #153999
 LaeMi: @LaeMi - there is an underscore between the final v and M in that youtube address that AG won't parse! :-/
 Peach: Khajiit vs Argonian
 Amy Housewine: I'm-a bite you wristwatch
 Scoo: C'mere and give kitty a hug. C'mon now, don't be shy, bring it on in.
 LaeMi: Kitten Kong. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jr6CyU-EvM
 Knice: Godzilla vs Meowthra
Image 155751   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
247
 
 Sadbot: @Scoo Yeah, as in "I just drank a shittonne of Victoria Bitters, now let me tell you about abos, mate"
 Scoo: @Sadbot I believe they spell it "shittonne"
 Fancy Clown: Surely it should be "Flintstoning this bitch"
 a robot: Thank you for letting me know in advance that I don't want to talk to you.
 Sadbot: Oh good, an Aussie with a shitton of opinions. Hello, every trans-Pacific seatmate.
 tritium: But, what if they had a war, and nobody came?
 Peach: Should have written "UIDWARD" at the end of their license plate.
 Scoo: The best thing about the English language is that any noun can be verbed. Probably also why shit like this overwhelmingly shows up in the Anglosphere.
 Micro Jackson: Yabba dabba do it!
 Yam: @SomeCanadian Unfortunately, relative to production, so are a lot of folks wages.
 Amy Housewine: It's an interesting verb.
 bug: How nature says "do not touch"
 fumbduck: To the trashmobile!
 SomeCanadian: Fuel prices are at historic lows.
Image 155750   01-11-17   Uploaded by    conner
Score:
659
 
 Telkwa: She swallowed the bird to catch the snake; she swallowed the snake to catch the other snake...
 Peach: *twang, twang, twaaaaaang*
 Micro Jackson: I still can't figure out this fuckin string theory
 SomeCanadian: @hearsegirl Practical solutions to common problems.
 SomeCanadian: I... I can't. There's nothing to say to this.
 hearsegirl: when the bluebird of happiness has to go undercover as a frog while using regurgitated rubber bands to fashion reins to control your snakeception steed.
 SomeCanadian: I... I can't. There's nothing to say to this.
 Flarmie: This is what Scientologists actually believe.
 Amy Housewine: *William Tell Overture*
 TurkeyVulture: I specifically requested the opposite of this.
 Lestrange: The Joy of some damn thing.
Image 155749   01-11-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
298
 
 mammal883: UFIA
 whiplash: Emma Watson got some bitchin' weed from Rupert Grint.
 Telkwa: There was a young lady who swallowed a frog...
 Kohapi: Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?
 Peach: *forehead slap* COULD'VE HAD A V8!
 Side Boob: kree tal lok!
 Peter Pantsless: Hey, I'd make that face, too if I saw #155749 in my living room
Image 155748   01-11-17   Uploaded by    nimbus
Score:
342
 
 scribbs: That's my dad IRL, photo taken 15 to 20 years ago.
 Peach: *clomp, clomp, SPLAT!*
 Micro Jackson: I think you are going to need a bigger umbrella
 fumbduck: Self-driving trojan
 SunWukong: Da Vinci's girlfriend was a big lass.
Image 155747   01-11-17   Uploaded by    scribbs
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