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256979  Mr Bleak: Beauty of ... some kind of melon.

258620  Peter Pantsless: They were going to eat it either way

258606  Amy Housewine: @Mr. Shine Ahhhhh. You did have me worried. I'm relieved.

258623  Amy Housewine: US Imperial weighs in pounds and ounces, but not in Milestones.

258605  Mr. Shine: "I regret nothing."

258624  addend: "Reservoir /Cats/", much more violent.

258606  Mr. Shine: @Amy Housewine We're cool. I enjoy when it's unclear whether a statement is sarcastic or not.

258623  Felicity: Also, "cool" as measured in Celsius

258609  Warrax: #258613

258623  Shay: Well ain't that a bitches brew.

258613  Warrax: #258609

258608  addend: "Okay, but what's a CD?" @Mr. Shine

258611  Mr. Shine: I keep telling my wife that we should give out those individually wrapped prunes for Halloween.

258617  VoR: Look at em shine.

258606  Amy Housewine: @Mr. Shine Shit. Is this a phrase used in that sort of way? I honestly didn't know.

258628  Korrok: Korrok approves.

258612  Mr. Shine: So can I deposit pizzas into my account?

258610  addend: C3P-toe, but no R-toe-D2.

258613  Mr. Shine: Idgi

258621  Amy Housewine: I'm-a bite youu leg

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258368 Felicity: I'm thinking eighties drug lord glass bricks, chrome coffee tables, black leather couches, ferns

258520 Felicity: Maybe point it away from the trees

258337 Felicity: I happen to like nice men

258329 Felicity: The part of the Bob's Burgers episode where Bob pretends things are talking to him and he does their voices

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258546 Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.

258524 Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258450 Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258402 Amy Housewine: I resent that: I might be a witless bum magician but I'm not 'just' a witless bum magician.

258383 Ironass: This genetic splicing has got to stop! Now they've crossed a woman with an owl!



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Score:
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 RiderFan: @whiplash Found a flaw in that plan: Take a closer look, she's not bare footed.
 Headoftheclass: Looks like she's about to take an aerobic country shit.
 whiplash: Dorian Dammer (thinking): Yeah, I'm gonna smash that gal's bare feet later on. That'll teach her!
 Peach: The lighting in this picture has made this woman's arms a completely different shade than her legs. It's really throwing me off.
 a robot: Welcome to hell.
 SunWukong: We have both types. Country AND Western!
 Scoo: I'm partial to Anaerobic Country Hits, myself
 Amy Housewine: Toe-tappin' and hand-clappin' are not the most effective excercise techniques, but they're probably better than nothing.
 Peter Pantsless: @Knice Surely you mean hellevators
 Peter Pantsless: Dammer? I barely know 'er!
 Knice: This plays at 120dB in the elevators of hell.
Image 155754   01-11-17   Uploaded by    RiderFan
Score:
475
 
 jochenau: Mrs. Doubtfire lives!
 Mr. Butt: I love E.T.
 TurkeyVulture: When Jessica Fletcher rides her bike into town, folks start dropping like flies.
Image 155753   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Liar tuck
Score:
596
 
 LurkedMoar: Why don't you kill me
 tritium: ...baby.
 SunWukong: I LIKE ROSETTEHORN!!!
 fumbduck: Give it back, whoever stole this from me.
 Peach: First is the worst.
 Scoo: First loser is the last winner!
Image 155752   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
530
 
 hat thrab: #153999
 LaeMi: @LaeMi - there is an underscore between the final v and M in that youtube address that AG won't parse! :-/
 Peach: Khajiit vs Argonian
 Amy Housewine: I'm-a bite you wristwatch
 Scoo: C'mere and give kitty a hug. C'mon now, don't be shy, bring it on in.
 LaeMi: Kitten Kong. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jr6CyU-EvM
 Knice: Godzilla vs Meowthra
Image 155751   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
247
 
 Sadbot: @Scoo Yeah, as in "I just drank a shittonne of Victoria Bitters, now let me tell you about abos, mate"
 Scoo: @Sadbot I believe they spell it "shittonne"
 Fancy Clown: Surely it should be "Flintstoning this bitch"
 a robot: Thank you for letting me know in advance that I don't want to talk to you.
 Sadbot: Oh good, an Aussie with a shitton of opinions. Hello, every trans-Pacific seatmate.
 tritium: But, what if they had a war, and nobody came?
 Peach: Should have written "UIDWARD" at the end of their license plate.
 Scoo: The best thing about the English language is that any noun can be verbed. Probably also why shit like this overwhelmingly shows up in the Anglosphere.
 Micro Jackson: Yabba dabba do it!
 Yam: @SomeCanadian Unfortunately, relative to production, so are a lot of folks wages.
 Amy Housewine: It's an interesting verb.
 bug: How nature says "do not touch"
 fumbduck: To the trashmobile!
 SomeCanadian: Fuel prices are at historic lows.
Image 155750   01-11-17   Uploaded by    conner
Score:
659
 
 Telkwa: She swallowed the bird to catch the snake; she swallowed the snake to catch the other snake...
 Peach: *twang, twang, twaaaaaang*
 Micro Jackson: I still can't figure out this fuckin string theory
 SomeCanadian: @hearsegirl Practical solutions to common problems.
 SomeCanadian: I... I can't. There's nothing to say to this.
 hearsegirl: when the bluebird of happiness has to go undercover as a frog while using regurgitated rubber bands to fashion reins to control your snakeception steed.
 SomeCanadian: I... I can't. There's nothing to say to this.
 Flarmie: This is what Scientologists actually believe.
 Amy Housewine: *William Tell Overture*
 TurkeyVulture: I specifically requested the opposite of this.
 Lestrange: The Joy of some damn thing.
Image 155749   01-11-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
298
 
 mammal883: UFIA
 whiplash: Emma Watson got some bitchin' weed from Rupert Grint.
 Telkwa: There was a young lady who swallowed a frog...
 Kohapi: Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?
 Peach: *forehead slap* COULD'VE HAD A V8!
 Side Boob: kree tal lok!
 Peter Pantsless: Hey, I'd make that face, too if I saw #155749 in my living room
Image 155748   01-11-17   Uploaded by    nimbus
Score:
342
 
 scribbs: That's my dad IRL, photo taken 15 to 20 years ago.
 Peach: *clomp, clomp, SPLAT!*
 Micro Jackson: I think you are going to need a bigger umbrella
 fumbduck: Self-driving trojan
 SunWukong: Da Vinci's girlfriend was a big lass.
Image 155747   01-11-17   Uploaded by    scribbs
Score:
121
 
 Telkwa: No triple letter scores on this gameboard kinda messes with the usual strategy.
 Peach: While intensely maintaining eye-contact: "You mean OUR-space."
 Micro Jackson: What the fuck is that? It's not in the dictionary...
 TurkeyVulture: No proper nouns.
 Scoo: Cool, you can play ACME SPY
 Peter Pantsless: actually that's seven spaces
Image 155746   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Mark As Read
Score:
331
 
 Shay: A Charlie Brown Halloween Wedding
 Jotun: Trumps inauguration
 whiplash: Look, we don't want to advertise this as a Klan wedding, so everybody smush down your points.
 Peach: Gay marriage? What's next, ghost weddings?
 Lestrange: Got the instructions mixed up, married 6 Miss Havershams.
 Peter Pantsless: "Shit, I thought we could part at death."
 Micro Jackson: I boo!
Image 155745   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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