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237936  carpwoman: I bet that would feel nice you know, like in August....

237938  carpwoman: Riiiiiiiiiight......

237943  carpwoman: @Ulillillia - My first thought, too.

237944  carpwoman: Slack in the heed.

237945  carpwoman: Timely.

237950  carpwoman: @Sadbot - Wasn't that here? I saw it, too.

237947  a robot: We need a Mascot costume for every holiday, like these things:…

237950  Sadbot: I vaguely recall some horrific goon story about how he thought every family kept an old steak knife by the toilet for the big ones, and was unpleasantly slapped in the face by reality when he unloaded at a friend/girlfriend's place. Humans are disgusting.

237951  sparename: Furry cake

237836  Robespierre: @WTF One toke over the line?

237934  glenalec: @Off Topic - you 1-percenter!

237934  Mr. Whiskers: Hello, fellow American

237929  glenalec: @Side Boob - generally you wait until they are a lot less cute before you eat them.

237891  Robespierre: We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town ...

237893  Robespierre: I already did...

237942  Mr. Whiskers: @Ulillillia weird. I was just about to write a giggle water joke. Great minds.

237945  Mr. Whiskers: Back up in that ass like a resurrection

237900  Robespierre: These Weird Dogs Are Always Wet

237901  Robespierre: @Teechur "Was" and "is" are not synonyms

237950  glenalec: You know what is more hygienic than silicone? Stainless steel.

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3. Ulillillia
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5. Teechur
6. itskando
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8. tib gubb
9. VeeKay
10. Side Boob

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237699 some guy : Windowlicky

237873 Ulillillia: The Olympics only they give out laptops instead of medals

237734 OldKentuckyShark: You're going to watch your favorite shows on the internet? You seem like a cheap ass...

237928 Robespierre: Hoy-hoy...

237697 trelyate: "shit, I left my weed in the glove department"

237763 some guy : What am I supposed to be seeing here? What should I notice about this?? I could really use a graphic aide.

237857 Mr. Shine: @glenalec classic Lassie.

237717 Wooden Spoon: @Dr Awkward: Starring Bennie Goodman

237737 Mr. Shine: @charlemagne I don't believe so. During Sealand's Civil War, the German government negotiated for the return of the only P.O.W., and paid a hefty fee for his release.

237727 glenalec: Well, if you can't control your vehicle properly....

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 5. Gomi Day: 2887 points
 6. E. HONDA: 2841 points
 7. logono: 2667 points
 8. Side Boob: 2615 points
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10. BaconCake: 2166 points
11. burritos: 2129 points
12. Dresdenkeogh: 2071 points
13. clayjar: 1932 points
14. bookcase: 1931 points
15. barfolomew: 1836 points
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 Sadbot: @Scoo Yeah, as in "I just drank a shittonne of Victoria Bitters, now let me tell you about abos, mate"
 Scoo: @Sadbot I believe they spell it "shittonne"
 Fancy Clown: Surely it should be "Flintstoning this bitch"
 a robot: Thank you for letting me know in advance that I don't want to talk to you.
 Sadbot: Oh good, an Aussie with a shitton of opinions. Hello, every trans-Pacific seatmate.
 tritium: But, what if they had a war, and nobody came?
 Peach: Should have written "UIDWARD" at the end of their license plate.
 Scoo: The best thing about the English language is that any noun can be verbed. Probably also why shit like this overwhelmingly shows up in the Anglosphere.
 Micro Jackson: Yabba dabba do it!
 Yam: @SomeCanadian Unfortunately, relative to production, so are a lot of folks wages.
 Amy Housewine: It's an interesting verb.
 bug: How nature says "do not touch"
 fumbduck: To the trashmobile!
 SomeCanadian: Fuel prices are at historic lows.
Image 155750   01-11-17   Uploaded by    conner
 Telkwa: She swallowed the bird to catch the snake; she swallowed the snake to catch the other snake...
 Peach: *twang, twang, twaaaaaang*
 Micro Jackson: I still can't figure out this fuckin string theory
 SomeCanadian: @hearsegirl Practical solutions to common problems.
 SomeCanadian: I... I can't. There's nothing to say to this.
 hearsegirl: when the bluebird of happiness has to go undercover as a frog while using regurgitated rubber bands to fashion reins to control your snakeception steed.
 SomeCanadian: I... I can't. There's nothing to say to this.
 Flarmie: This is what Scientologists actually believe.
 Amy Housewine: *William Tell Overture*
 TurkeyVulture: I specifically requested the opposite of this.
 Lestrange: The Joy of some damn thing.
Image 155749   01-11-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
 mammal883: UFIA
 whiplash: Emma Watson got some bitchin' weed from Rupert Grint.
 Telkwa: There was a young lady who swallowed a frog...
 Kohapi: Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?
 Peach: *forehead slap* COULD'VE HAD A V8!
 Side Boob: kree tal lok!
 Peter Pantsless: Hey, I'd make that face, too if I saw #155749 in my living room
Image 155748   01-11-17   Uploaded by    nimbus
 scribbs: That's my dad IRL, photo taken 15 to 20 years ago.
 Peach: *clomp, clomp, SPLAT!*
 Micro Jackson: I think you are going to need a bigger umbrella
 fumbduck: Self-driving trojan
 SunWukong: Da Vinci's girlfriend was a big lass.
Image 155747   01-11-17   Uploaded by    scribbs
 Telkwa: No triple letter scores on this gameboard kinda messes with the usual strategy.
 Peach: While intensely maintaining eye-contact: "You mean OUR-space."
 Micro Jackson: What the fuck is that? It's not in the dictionary...
 TurkeyVulture: No proper nouns.
 Scoo: Cool, you can play ACME SPY
 Peter Pantsless: actually that's seven spaces
Image 155746   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Mark As Read
 Shay: A Charlie Brown Halloween Wedding
 Jotun: Trumps inauguration
 whiplash: Look, we don't want to advertise this as a Klan wedding, so everybody smush down your points.
 Peach: Gay marriage? What's next, ghost weddings?
 Lestrange: Got the instructions mixed up, married 6 Miss Havershams.
 Peter Pantsless: "Shit, I thought we could part at death."
 Micro Jackson: I boo!
Image 155745   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 RiderFan: @Shay Its hard to really define the genre Igorrr resides in.
 Shay: Dare I ask what kind of music this is?
 Micro Jackson: I gorr, you gorr. Nostril!
 Mexico: This is a good album.
 LaeMi: Igorrr looks like a rather pleasant chap, actually.
 sparename: Esmereldog
Image 155744   01-11-17   Uploaded by    RiderFan
 tritium: We are gathered here today to get through this thing called life.
 Amy Housewine: "Songs In A&E" was a less helpful book.
 LaeMi: Technically, everything that happens, happens IN SPAAAAACE.
 SunWukong: Staggering album.
Image 155743   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Oh Don Piano
 Cami: Rawr.
 Prostata: birth control panties
 Headoftheclass: Blanche always goes commando.
 Supermansbrother: Everybody think's they're a Dorothy but really you're probably more of a Rose.
 Micro Jackson: Those stains are never going to come out
 raditzu: The grannies are watching :
 hearsegirl: Blanche's is crotchless. Classic Blanche.
 Knice: The granniest of panties.
Image 155742   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 Peach: @TurkeyVulture We, the audience, are the true winners.
 Amy Housewine: Top quality superglue prank.
 TurkeyVulture: Which bear wins?
 Radstarboom: Polar grizzly hybrids are becoming more common.
 Scoo: Now kith
Image 155741   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Cerberus
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