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175438  Scoo: The driver was crushed horrifically but - haha! - we can make syrup jokes!

175445  Scoo: Kids today probably won't ever know the struggle of tilling a field with a plowshare, either. Technology is always improving.

175439  E. HONDA: but who updates this updater?

175447  scribbs: While it looks like an efficient kitchen, even making a slice of toast is a colossal pain in the ass.

175402  fanny: RAD because my grandma had this on a refrigerator magnet, now that magnet is on my fridge

175413  Niels Bohr: @Mr. Shine did you ever head out on the highway looking for adventure?

175421  Niels Bohr: But what if they have candy? Didn't think of that didya sign?

175442  Mr. Butt: same

175438  Derp Herpigan: Now this is... *puts on sunglasses* a sticky situation

175441  ch: Danger Dog has re-used the costume. It's not an inexpensive costume, and the department's budget is tight with the new top brass.

175440  Derp Herpigan: Well, one of us is gonna have to change.

175441  ch: DANGER DOG dresses like a banana slug on the docks to case out the impending drug deal / DANGER DOG fills out the department's paperwork with a tenacious endlessly-unquenched zeal / DAAAAANNNNNNGERRRRRR DOGGGGGGGGGG / EPISODE FORTY-SEVEN: DANGER DOG AND THE UNSUSPECTING CRIMINALS POSING AS NATURE ENTHUSIASTS

175445  Derp Herpigan: I mean they could download an older version of solitaire to experience that.

175446  Derp Herpigan: My childhood.

175442  Ulillillia: Purple user mascot.

175449  Derp Herpigan: Hey, one could easily steal that soap, make a clean getaway.

175450  Derp Herpigan: There's no way that's an airport. No airport is quiet enough for sleeping infants.

175413  Mr. Shine: @Spazstatic a LOT. I also drove it from Columbus,OH to Aliquippa, PA in 2:30. According to Google, it should have taken 3:10

15387  Urn BooUrn: Dirty pool.

175440  Robespierre: Interesting ... same shirt, same hair, same galsses, same beard ... and neither of them is freaking out.

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175214 VoR: @itskando you don't know my roots man..I came from the reds. Apples all day. Not understanding the truth about bananas!

175280 sparename: Is this before or after my black coffee and cigarettes for breakfast?

175409 Hosebag: @hearsegirl Of course. It helps the conductivity.

175408 hearsegirl: that's a wicked pisser.

175395 Borkf: Nobody wins.

175270 itskando: How to shoot your eye out, kid

175273 cenecia: Also is that kid holding a hand gun??

175218 Dr. Bathroom: Is this at PABT? That seems about right.

175357 piranharama: Cops hide behind this sign!

175352 Zampano: My hometown has a drive thru liquor store. Never understood it. Everyone knows drinking and driving is wrong, but sometimes you just gotta get from point A to point B with a little detour thru point OWI...



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11. Drunk Orc: 1267 points
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Score:
624
 
 KingTrebek: Find joy where you can. If it's in your sandwich cutting, so be it.
 Theta Zero: @Snowta Butthorn is the name of a comic where the jokes are entirely around the author being socially awkward and depressed, with this sole comic being the only exception I've seen.
 Snowta: SOMEONE EXPLAIN WHY THINGS ARE "HORN" ... I think I may have missed something
 SomeCanadian: I wonder if @Beth Evans knows how much her comic has changed the lives within the Spaceship. I feel like she would be proud.
 Hosebag: @Knice I'm for 'em!
 Minx: How true that is....
 msmstud: @SunWukong @SomeCanadian @Mr. Butt -- Thank you for the butthole/Hellraiser material; I feel less disreputable. For my martinis I had to go to a party supply store to get extra long toothpicks for the olives, and the best value was the frilly ones (obviously intended for hors d'oeuvres and sandwiches). Less classy, but functional.
 Mr. Butt: @SomeCanadian Hellraiser no. 10 coming along nicely, I see.
 SomeCanadian: @Mr. Butt I've had my ass eaten by frilly toothpicks. 3/10, technically proficient, but punctured rectum. Would not repeat.
 Ulillillia: At least she found joy in something
 SunWukong: I LIKE BUTTHORN!!!
 Kohapi: Human: cut in half, "nice, very clinical and neat." ---cut diagonally, "OMG, I'm a Samurai!"
 Mr. Butt: @Knice Toothpicks are okay. Frilly toothpicks can eat my ass. Toothpicks with an olive on top? Glorious.
 Scoo: I LIKE SANDWICHHORN!
 Knice: How do you feel about frilly toothpicks?
Image 155726   01-11-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
421
 
 SpaceCow: He was shocked to learn most people only have one face.
 sparename: "Come on Devil, I've done all these wrongs..."
 Kohapi: You'd think he wouldn't need the dildo with all the head he's getting.
 SomeCanadian: This act was ahead of it's time.
Image 155725   01-11-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
517
 
 SpaceCow: Diabolik's new lair is much nicer than the last.
 TurkeyVulture: I died here like 400 times in Oblivion.
 msmstud: I never watched Star Trek 2: Wrath of Khan.
 smusher: Cavernous af
 Kohapi: Little 8yr old Bobby didn't half ass his "your mom's vagina is so big" jokes.
 Niels Bohr: There's a world going on underground
Image 155724   01-11-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
548
 
 Minx: Oh Jesus.
 Kohapi: Not so good vibrations.
 Scoo: Dootwave
Image 155723   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Nymphomania
Image 155722 is unbelievably bad (score -7) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by 99.9 Percent. We'll pray for you, 99.9 Percent.
Score:
374
 
 Micro Jackson: You married the in-laws too, unfortunately
 Dresdenkeogh: The horrifying thing is that the new bride and groom were the only peope posing when the picture was taken. DUN DUN DUNNNNNN
 whiplash: @Kohapi : Yes, I see best man Richard Nixon, second from right.
 Kohapi: Ronald Reagan's wedding was very Hollywood.
 Supermansbrother: I like the flower girl.
 Yam: How much you wanna bet this was the grooms idea?
Image 155721   01-11-17   Uploaded by    RiderFan
Score:
150
 
 Headoftheclass: "Hey, kid! My eyes are up here!"
 Micro Jackson: A man of considerable girth
 LaeMi: I like big guts and I cannot lie.
 Minx: He can not un-see what he has seen.
 Scoo: @Wet farts Round is a shape!
 Wet farts: Why are some people so proud to be out of shape?
 whiplash: I wash myself with a rag on a stick.
 Lestrange: Lovin the ole stretchies
 SomeCanadian: Hey look! An political metaphor!
 Robespierre: I thought vertical stripes were thinning...
Image 155720   01-11-17   Uploaded by    westerner
Score:
335
 
 p-niiice: White pyramid in front left is melting down because why I gotta be next to this immigrant
 Minx: Bill?
 Quackzy: Blue pyramid left of center is drenched in the tears of the one behind it, but realizes that there is nothing he can do at this point. He is resigned to his soggy fate
 Kohapi: My kinda porn right here!
 Radstarboom: Adventure Time!
 SomeCanadian: This is fine.
 p-niiice: mommy why is rabbitman riding on hellboy and looking at the pyramids
 Sheikhjahbooty: This is actually a photo of Andrew Looney's home.
 Frank herbert: Illumitrippy confirmed
Image 155719   01-11-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
268
 
 whiplash: Beverly Hills is showing its age.
Image 155718   01-11-17   Uploaded by    sparename
Score:
492
 
 Kohapi: Huh. I always thought giraffes would be taller.
 DrinkMixMan: Africa Attacks!
Image 155717   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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