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249413  Knice: Someone's had work done.

249404  Gomi Day: don't dox me :

249410  Shay: EAT YER POTASSIUM KIDDIE OR YOU'LL END UP LIKE ME!!!

249410  Knice: Beauty of North Korapple

249392  Gomi Day: in a land where ministers murder golf pros

249412  Nope: Such a great couple.

249399  Gomi Day: niiice.

249351  Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249359  Knice: @Peter Pantsless Google tells me this is actually a thing. *eyes glaze; trembling hand reaches for credit card*

249410  jochenau: Cap'n 'Quita, Scourge of the High Seas

249390  jochenau: No expiration date? Load up the printer, boys, we're making money tonight!

249397  jochenau: There wasn't enough money to hire a bouncer, and passive-aggressive notes are cheap.

249387  Knice: The rare boopfish.

249407  jochenau: What fast food joint is this that serves margaritas, and where can I find it?

249385  Not A Bot: I worthwhile have say to nothing.

249404  itskando: And then he made tonight weird, as intended.

249389  Shay: The lesser known war tactic used by the Nazis in WWII: a giant balloon full of bees.

249384  WTF: @barfolomew To make it less creepy they renamed it "Human Flesh"

249407  itskando: Huh. Seems legit

249404  WTF: Just another typical Friday night...

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249182 tib gubb: it's in your butt boi

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249142 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.

249333 Felicity: Russian roulette just got tedious

249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!



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Score:
624
 
 KingTrebek: Find joy where you can. If it's in your sandwich cutting, so be it.
 Theta Zero: @Snowta Butthorn is the name of a comic where the jokes are entirely around the author being socially awkward and depressed, with this sole comic being the only exception I've seen.
 Snowta: SOMEONE EXPLAIN WHY THINGS ARE "HORN" ... I think I may have missed something
 SomeCanadian: I wonder if @Beth Evans knows how much her comic has changed the lives within the Spaceship. I feel like she would be proud.
 Hosebag: @Knice I'm for 'em!
 Minx: How true that is....
 msmstud: @SunWukong @SomeCanadian @Mr. Butt -- Thank you for the butthole/Hellraiser material; I feel less disreputable. For my martinis I had to go to a party supply store to get extra long toothpicks for the olives, and the best value was the frilly ones (obviously intended for hors d'oeuvres and sandwiches). Less classy, but functional.
 Mr. Butt: @SomeCanadian Hellraiser no. 10 coming along nicely, I see.
 SomeCanadian: @Mr. Butt I've had my ass eaten by frilly toothpicks. 3/10, technically proficient, but punctured rectum. Would not repeat.
 Ulillillia: At least she found joy in something
 SunWukong: I LIKE BUTTHORN!!!
 Kohapi: Human: cut in half, "nice, very clinical and neat." ---cut diagonally, "OMG, I'm a Samurai!"
 Mr. Butt: @Knice Toothpicks are okay. Frilly toothpicks can eat my ass. Toothpicks with an olive on top? Glorious.
 Scoo: I LIKE SANDWICHHORN!
 Knice: How do you feel about frilly toothpicks?
Image 155726   01-11-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
421
 
 SpaceCow: He was shocked to learn most people only have one face.
 sparename: "Come on Devil, I've done all these wrongs..."
 Kohapi: You'd think he wouldn't need the dildo with all the head he's getting.
 SomeCanadian: This act was ahead of it's time.
Image 155725   01-11-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
517
 
 SpaceCow: Diabolik's new lair is much nicer than the last.
 TurkeyVulture: I died here like 400 times in Oblivion.
 msmstud: I never watched Star Trek 2: Wrath of Khan.
 smusher: Cavernous af
 Kohapi: Little 8yr old Bobby didn't half ass his "your mom's vagina is so big" jokes.
 Niels Bohr: There's a world going on underground
Image 155724   01-11-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
548
 
 Minx: Oh Jesus.
 Kohapi: Not so good vibrations.
 Scoo: Dootwave
Image 155723   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Nymphomania
Image 155722 is unbelievably bad (score -7) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by 99.9 Percent. We'll pray for you, 99.9 Percent.
Score:
374
 
 Micro Jackson: You married the in-laws too, unfortunately
 Dresdenkeogh: The horrifying thing is that the new bride and groom were the only peope posing when the picture was taken. DUN DUN DUNNNNNN
 whiplash: @Kohapi : Yes, I see best man Richard Nixon, second from right.
 Kohapi: Ronald Reagan's wedding was very Hollywood.
 Supermansbrother: I like the flower girl.
 Yam: How much you wanna bet this was the grooms idea?
Image 155721   01-11-17   Uploaded by    RiderFan
Score:
150
 
 Headoftheclass: "Hey, kid! My eyes are up here!"
 Micro Jackson: A man of considerable girth
 LaeMi: I like big guts and I cannot lie.
 Minx: He can not un-see what he has seen.
 Scoo: @Wet farts Round is a shape!
 Wet farts: Why are some people so proud to be out of shape?
 whiplash: I wash myself with a rag on a stick.
 Lestrange: Lovin the ole stretchies
 SomeCanadian: Hey look! An political metaphor!
 redrex: I thought vertical stripes were thinning...
Image 155720   01-11-17   Uploaded by    westerner
Score:
335
 
 p-niiice: White pyramid in front left is melting down because why I gotta be next to this immigrant
 Minx: Bill?
 Quackzy: Blue pyramid left of center is drenched in the tears of the one behind it, but realizes that there is nothing he can do at this point. He is resigned to his soggy fate
 Kohapi: My kinda porn right here!
 Radstarboom: Adventure Time!
 SomeCanadian: This is fine.
 p-niiice: mommy why is rabbitman riding on hellboy and looking at the pyramids
 Sheikhjahbooty: This is actually a photo of Andrew Looney's home.
 Frank herbert: Illumitrippy confirmed
Image 155719   01-11-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
268
 
 whiplash: Beverly Hills is showing its age.
Image 155718   01-11-17   Uploaded by    sparename
Score:
492
 
 Kohapi: Huh. I always thought giraffes would be taller.
 DrinkMixMan: Africa Attacks!
Image 155717   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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