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237943  carpwoman: @Ulillillia - My first thought, too.

237944  carpwoman: Slack in the heed.

237945  carpwoman: Timely.

237950  carpwoman: @Sadbot - Wasn't that here? I saw it, too.

237947  a robot: We need a Mascot costume for every holiday, like these things:…

237950  Sadbot: I vaguely recall some horrific goon story about how he thought every family kept an old steak knife by the toilet for the big ones, and was unpleasantly slapped in the face by reality when he unloaded at a friend/girlfriend's place. Humans are disgusting.

237951  sparename: Furry cake

237836  Robespierre: @WTF One toke over the line?

237934  glenalec: @Off Topic - you 1-percenter!

237934  Mr. Whiskers: Hello, fellow American

237929  glenalec: @Side Boob - generally you wait until they are a lot less cute before you eat them.

237891  Robespierre: We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town ...

237893  Robespierre: I already did...

237942  Mr. Whiskers: @Ulillillia weird. I was just about to write a giggle water joke. Great minds.

237945  Mr. Whiskers: Back up in that ass like a resurrection

237900  Robespierre: These Weird Dogs Are Always Wet

237901  Robespierre: @Teechur "Was" and "is" are not synonyms

237950  glenalec: You know what is more hygienic than silicone? Stainless steel.

237909  Robespierre: Catfishish eyes

237915  Robespierre: We're waitin', Smoke

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1. glenalec
2. Robespierre
3. Ulillillia
4. Yurishiro
5. Teechur
6. itskando
7. Dresdenkeogh
8. tib gubb
9. VeeKay
10. Side Boob

The top ten most commented-on images today:

237699 some guy : Windowlicky

237873 Ulillillia: The Olympics only they give out laptops instead of medals

237734 OldKentuckyShark: You're going to watch your favorite shows on the internet? You seem like a cheap ass...

237928 Robespierre: Hoy-hoy...

237697 trelyate: "shit, I left my weed in the glove department"

237763 some guy : What am I supposed to be seeing here? What should I notice about this?? I could really use a graphic aide.

237857 Mr. Shine: @glenalec classic Lassie.

237717 Wooden Spoon: @Dr Awkward: Starring Bennie Goodman

237737 Mr. Shine: @charlemagne I don't believe so. During Sealand's Civil War, the German government negotiated for the return of the only P.O.W., and paid a hefty fee for his release.

237727 glenalec: Well, if you can't control your vehicle properly....

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Bro Bro uploaded 237699 (896 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 237774 (889 points)
Messed Up Dog uploaded 237863 (888 points)
elronhubard uploaded 237673 (885 points)
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 3. Annoying Vegan : 5054 points
 4. Not A Bot: 3859 points
 5. Gomi Day: 2887 points
 6. E. HONDA: 2841 points
 7. logono: 2667 points
 8. Side Boob: 2615 points
 9. a robot: 2517 points
10. BaconCake: 2166 points
11. burritos: 2129 points
12. Dresdenkeogh: 2071 points
13. clayjar: 1932 points
14. bookcase: 1931 points
15. barfolomew: 1836 points
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 jochenau: Deploying eyelasers, please stand by.
 Minx: I can smell color, and see sound....
 Kohapi: "I.... can see through time."
 a robot: Wanna pet that gorgeous kitty!
 Frank herbert: @fakeusername he still needs more to become a vagina face
 DrinkMixMan: "Oh shit, it's a cop."
 fakeusername: The spice extends life. The spice expands consciousness.
 Scoo: Kitty has seen some shit
Image 155715   01-11-17   Uploaded by    waffles
 Lestrange: @sparename Damn it, wrong by a whole Iran.
 sparename: @Lestrange One of S.Hussein's recent 'palaces' next to some 4000yr old bits of Babylon..
 Lestrange: Rad for modern building on ancient structure. I'm guessing an Alexandrine castle in Afghanistan?
 Commenter: looks fun, lets explore
Image 155714   01-11-17   Uploaded by    sparename
 Vinochet: that's what she said
 LaeMi: There is a sculpture outside one of our buildings that I always call "The giant cinebun roll". It is about this size, but unfortunately made of rusty steel.
 Kohapi: Could you imagine sitting in your car just tucking into that giant cinnamon bun. Dream come true.
 Bartleby: Sure it's cheap, but what you get is little packets of butter, flour, and sugar. The cinnamon is missing and the picture directions make no sense.
 Scoo: Damn
 whiplash: If you want the billboard-sized one, that'll be $2.
 Ulillillia: Fine, I'll just get the giant hot dog instead.
 Knice: Well, FUCK! *angrily stuffs dollar back into wallet*
Image 155713   01-11-17   Uploaded by    S R N
 Bartleby: DICK PUNCH!
 Kohapi: Eh. Bear porn just doesn't do it for me. Don't wanna yuck someone's yum, though.
 scribbs: @Knice "Turn your head and cough, Mr. Putin." *cue porn music*
 Knice: An image directly from one of Trump's wet dreams.
 scribbs: "I'm gonna hit you so hard your grandchildren will hurt!"
Image 155712   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
 raditzu: wet dreams?
 Peach: @fanny Omg I love it! Ha ha, there can be no greater relief than releasing you didn't shit the bed :D
 fanny: @Peach lol, in full disclosure, in my sleepy state there was a moment that i thought " oh my god i shat the bed" and was quite relieved when i saw it was a banana peel
 Peach: @fanny In my house the only garbage that hides in bed is me.
 Kohapi: Proof your wife isn't pregnant yet.
 fanny: I thought it was bad when i woke up in the middle of the night with banana peel on my leg last week. (the toddler proudly took credit for that the next day, "it was hiding in the sheets")
 Spazstatic: Your breakfast in bed skills need improvement
 Frank herbert: That mattress isnt purple
 Zampano: Mom, i yolked the bed again
 Zukero: @Sandor that's it !
 DrinkMixMan: Exhibit A
 Scoo: That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works.
 Sandor: @Teechur Takes ovulation to the eggstreme?
 questionable: it's pretty bad, but it's not the worse hollandaise sauce I've had
 Teechur: Takes ovulation to a new.... I don't know...somebody help me out here.
 Knice: I appreciate a woman who likes to yolk around in bed.
 Lestrange: Great year 2013
Image 155711   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 a sedated moose: @scribbs I'm familiar with that technique, but I always fall for it. My hands and feet have the scratches to prove it.
 Frank herbert: Cartoons have prepared me for this. He can swallow a buick and has 9 inch fangs
 questionable: oh hello, meow're you
 Teechur: The dilated pupils give me cause for concern.
 Lestrange: This ends badly for someone.
 Eleftheros: "Pet me. It is safe. Promise"
 scribbs: Your aggressive cuteness is making me suspicious.
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 SunWukong: @Annoying Vegan @fumbduck same.
 fumbduck: Voted rad just because I liked @Annoying Vegan's comment.
 Annoying Vegan : That darned plant got away with it again.
Image 155709   01-11-17   Uploaded by    athiest
 Kohapi: @Supermansbrother lol, no. I was referencing the singer.
 White Rice: @Supermansbrother nah, she'd be in an x-men/new mutants image. Probably Valkyrie, as this looks pretty Defenders-ish (just missing ghost rider & blade)
 Supermansbrother: @Kohapi Magik?
 Kohapi: Is that...... Madonna?
 DrinkMixMan: Fantastic 4am photo shoot
 whiplash: Dr. Strange, Hulk and Silver Surfer are smug because they've been in movies. Mrs. Thor and Sub-Mariner are pissed off because they haven't.
 Ulillillia: Haven't seen a Freddie Mercury pic in a while
 Mr. Butt: Username/upload on point!
 Supermansbrother: Silver Surfer and the Stinkface Squad.
Image 155708   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 Frank herbert: Is that his toy or a distended colon
 questionable: *beep beep*
 hajjpodge: I have no idea what's going on.
 AverageJoe: So cute... I want a chevrolet
Image 155707   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Drump Porbs
 sparename: 3D printing without a 3D printer
 Minx: My Little Pony has freaky porn...
 raditzu: Fashion sthap!
 Frank herbert: Rare sighting of cat8e
 whiplash: New multi-coloured Twizzlers look tasty.
 Annoying Vegan : Rainbow Brite cosplay looking a little off
 Scoo: You merely adopted the cabling. I was born in it, molded by it.
 Lestrange: Call IT down here now! Tracey from HR has had a horrible accident!
 Knice: How many XP does it take to become a Rainbow-Ranked User?
 WTF: A clear example of fashion over function.
 Dresdenkeogh: I live pull and peel. What do you do?
Image 155706   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Cami
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