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249413  Knice: Someone's had work done.

249404  Gomi Day: don't dox me :

249410  Shay: EAT YER POTASSIUM KIDDIE OR YOU'LL END UP LIKE ME!!!

249410  Knice: Beauty of North Korapple

249392  Gomi Day: in a land where ministers murder golf pros

249412  Nope: Such a great couple.

249399  Gomi Day: niiice.

249351  Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249359  Knice: @Peter Pantsless Google tells me this is actually a thing. *eyes glaze; trembling hand reaches for credit card*

249410  jochenau: Cap'n 'Quita, Scourge of the High Seas

249390  jochenau: No expiration date? Load up the printer, boys, we're making money tonight!

249397  jochenau: There wasn't enough money to hire a bouncer, and passive-aggressive notes are cheap.

249387  Knice: The rare boopfish.

249407  jochenau: What fast food joint is this that serves margaritas, and where can I find it?

249385  Not A Bot: I worthwhile have say to nothing.

249404  itskando: And then he made tonight weird, as intended.

249389  Shay: The lesser known war tactic used by the Nazis in WWII: a giant balloon full of bees.

249384  WTF: @barfolomew To make it less creepy they renamed it "Human Flesh"

249407  itskando: Huh. Seems legit

249404  WTF: Just another typical Friday night...

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249182 tib gubb: it's in your butt boi

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249142 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.

249333 Felicity: Russian roulette just got tedious

249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!



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 raditzu: wet dreams?
 Peach: @fanny Omg I love it! Ha ha, there can be no greater relief than releasing you didn't shit the bed :D
 fanny: @Peach lol, in full disclosure, in my sleepy state there was a moment that i thought " oh my god i shat the bed" and was quite relieved when i saw it was a banana peel
 Peach: @fanny In my house the only garbage that hides in bed is me.
 Kohapi: Proof your wife isn't pregnant yet.
 fanny: I thought it was bad when i woke up in the middle of the night with banana peel on my leg last week. (the toddler proudly took credit for that the next day, "it was hiding in the sheets")
 Spazstatic: Your breakfast in bed skills need improvement
 Frank herbert: That mattress isnt purple
 Zampano: Mom, i yolked the bed again
 Zukero: @Sandor that's it !
 DrinkMixMan: Exhibit A
 Scoo: That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works.
 Sandor: @Teechur Takes ovulation to the eggstreme?
 questionable: it's pretty bad, but it's not the worse hollandaise sauce I've had
 Teechur: Takes ovulation to a new.... I don't know...somebody help me out here.
 Knice: I appreciate a woman who likes to yolk around in bed.
 Lestrange: Great year 2013
Image 155711   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
758
 
 a sedated moose: @scribbs I'm familiar with that technique, but I always fall for it. My hands and feet have the scratches to prove it.
 Frank herbert: Cartoons have prepared me for this. He can swallow a buick and has 9 inch fangs
 questionable: oh hello, meow're you
 Teechur: The dilated pupils give me cause for concern.
 Lestrange: This ends badly for someone.
 Eleftheros: "Pet me. It is safe. Promise"
 scribbs: Your aggressive cuteness is making me suspicious.
Image 155710   01-11-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
342
 
 SunWukong: @Annoying Vegan @fumbduck same.
 fumbduck: Voted rad just because I liked @Annoying Vegan's comment.
 Annoying Vegan : That darned plant got away with it again.
Image 155709   01-11-17   Uploaded by    athiest
Score:
208
 
 Kohapi: @Supermansbrother lol, no. I was referencing the singer.
 White Rice: @Supermansbrother nah, she'd be in an x-men/new mutants image. Probably Valkyrie, as this looks pretty Defenders-ish (just missing ghost rider & blade)
 Supermansbrother: @Kohapi Magik?
 Kohapi: Is that...... Madonna?
 DrinkMixMan: Fantastic 4am photo shoot
 whiplash: Dr. Strange, Hulk and Silver Surfer are smug because they've been in movies. Mrs. Thor and Sub-Mariner are pissed off because they haven't.
 Ulillillia: Haven't seen a Freddie Mercury pic in a while
 Mr. Butt: Username/upload on point!
 Supermansbrother: Silver Surfer and the Stinkface Squad.
Image 155708   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
567
 
 Frank herbert: Is that his toy or a distended colon
 questionable: *beep beep*
 hajjpodge: I have no idea what's going on.
 AverageJoe: So cute... I want a chevrolet
Image 155707   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Drump Porbs
Score:
364
 
 sparename: 3D printing without a 3D printer
 Minx: My Little Pony has freaky porn...
 raditzu: Fashion sthap!
 Frank herbert: Rare sighting of cat8e
 whiplash: New multi-coloured Twizzlers look tasty.
 Annoying Vegan : Rainbow Brite cosplay looking a little off
 Scoo: You merely adopted the cabling. I was born in it, molded by it.
 Lestrange: Call IT down here now! Tracey from HR has had a horrible accident!
 Knice: How many XP does it take to become a Rainbow-Ranked User?
 WTF: A clear example of fashion over function.
 Dresdenkeogh: I live pull and peel. What do you do?
Image 155706   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Cami
Score:
612
 
 Peter Pantsless: ass-cicle
 Spazstatic: @a robot that's where froyo comes from?
 a robot: Shit's frozen, yo.
 Frank herbert: @Annoying Vegan yo boi. Thats vanilla
 Annoying Vegan : Is she birthing an ice ice babby?
 Lestrange: Pretty awesome. Don't know where that is but I wish someone could tell me?
 PenguinBartender: Class-ay.
 Mr. Skeltal: *Pbbbbbbbt*
 Drunk Orc: Username/upload combo, and also image/first comment combo. There's some magic happening now
Image 155705   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Muncharito Beanworld
Score:
434
 
 jazzjunkie: Throwback to when Mascot was still only Yellow
 Minx: Twisted version of Fin the Human and Jake the Dog.
 Frank herbert: Fleamen
 SomeCanadian: Mascot! What are you doing in there?!?
 ThatGuy: Adventure time with the wild things
Image 155704   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
375
 
 Cami: @Frank herbert And so the invitations went, that called her friends to dine.
 Frank herbert: @AverageJoe her fleece was red as wine
 AverageJoe: Mary had a little lamb... had
Image 155703   01-11-17   Uploaded by    berlin
Score:
710
 
 sparename: "Happiness is like a butterfly - if you chase it, it will fly away but if you wait, it'll come and land on your shoulder. Then some bastard will come along and smack it.."
 Dresdenkeogh: @Teechur all arguments become invalid, peace and love reign supreme.
 Teechur: I have a hamster on my windowsill. Your argument is invalid. My hamster has a butterfly for a hat. My argument is invalid, too.
Image 155702   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Red
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