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181659  jazzjunkie: [geometry intensifies]

181548  PushyWebsite: What is happening? I can't read French.

181865  Ulillillia: @Mr. Butt username/comment combo

181877  tib gubb: that's certainly a level of quality

181877  WTF: uncontrolled swinging is the worst.

181833  WTF: @sparename skrillex?

181878  Volwen: Sucre Daddy

181802  apoxia: Well this is the most anatomically correct centaur I've seen in a while (no third set of limbs)

181723  jazzjunkie: This ping pong is strange.

181886  Mexico: Yes, Nancy, yes! I've been waiting so long for you to ask me that!

181859  ch: please ... my son is sick .. also delicious ... help

181822  apoxia: @Scoo I expect that wearing that necklace wouldn't have helped with the getting laid.

181726  jazzjunkie: Indeed.

181865  Mr. Butt: Hot sauce enemas are worse.

181731  jazzjunkie: I loved my dad. With fava beans and a nice Chianti.

181864  bug: TWO EDGY FOR ME

181839  apoxia: ho ho ho

181873  bug: Lots of disembodied cats on the AG tonight.

181842  apoxia: We've all felt this way, but few of us have such poor impulse control.

181877  bug: I hate it when that happens.

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181701 Hosebag: @Bu7Z We call it a "fly swatter". Or a kid beater if you are in Arkansas.

181705 wolfpk: Because if your going to die, it might as well be in your sleep.

181710 Bu7Z: @Stoner really though, argue, why is australia worse than the U.S. ..?

181792 Felicity: No Stairway to Heaven

181680 itskando: Pistons at dawn

181801 wolfpk: @a robot Ha, it has been forever since I have seen that PSA. I knew it the second it came up

181642 Felicity: I blame his haircut

181730 Air Biscuit: Fish eggs, fish eggs, rolly polly fish eggs, fish eggs, fish eggs, eat them up. Yum.

181654 enfanta: @A duck maybe I can change it around enough to avoid plagiarism...

181644 Hosebag: @Felicity Take off, you hosers.



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Score:
163
 
 raditzu: wet dreams?
 Peach: @fanny Omg I love it! Ha ha, there can be no greater relief than releasing you didn't shit the bed :D
 fanny: @Peach lol, in full disclosure, in my sleepy state there was a moment that i thought " oh my god i shat the bed" and was quite relieved when i saw it was a banana peel
 Peach: @fanny In my house the only garbage that hides in bed is me.
 Kohapi: Proof your wife isn't pregnant yet.
 fanny: I thought it was bad when i woke up in the middle of the night with banana peel on my leg last week. (the toddler proudly took credit for that the next day, "it was hiding in the sheets")
 Spazstatic: Your breakfast in bed skills need improvement
 Frank herbert: That mattress isnt purple
 Zampano: Mom, i yolked the bed again
 Zukero: @Sandor that's it !
 DrinkMixMan: Exhibit A
 Scoo: That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works.
 Sandor: @Teechur Takes ovulation to the eggstreme?
 questionable: it's pretty bad, but it's not the worse hollandaise sauce I've had
 Teechur: Takes ovulation to a new.... I don't know...somebody help me out here.
 Knice: I appreciate a woman who likes to yolk around in bed.
 Lestrange: Great year 2013
Image 155711   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
758
 
 a sedated moose: @scribbs I'm familiar with that technique, but I always fall for it. My hands and feet have the scratches to prove it.
 Frank herbert: Cartoons have prepared me for this. He can swallow a buick and has 9 inch fangs
 questionable: oh hello, meow're you
 Teechur: The dilated pupils give me cause for concern.
 Lestrange: This ends badly for someone.
 Eleftheros: "Pet me. It is safe. Promise"
 scribbs: Your aggressive cuteness is making me suspicious.
Image 155710   01-11-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
342
 
 SunWukong: @Annoying Vegan @fumbduck same.
 fumbduck: Voted rad just because I liked @Annoying Vegan's comment.
 Annoying Vegan : That darned plant got away with it again.
Image 155709   01-11-17   Uploaded by    athiest
Score:
208
 
 Kohapi: @Supermansbrother lol, no. I was referencing the singer.
 White Rice: @Supermansbrother nah, she'd be in an x-men/new mutants image. Probably Valkyrie, as this looks pretty Defenders-ish (just missing ghost rider & blade)
 Supermansbrother: @Kohapi Magik?
 Kohapi: Is that...... Madonna?
 DrinkMixMan: Fantastic 4am photo shoot
 whiplash: Dr. Strange, Hulk and Silver Surfer are smug because they've been in movies. Mrs. Thor and Sub-Mariner are pissed off because they haven't.
 Ulillillia: Haven't seen a Freddie Mercury pic in a while
 Mr. Butt: Username/upload on point!
 Supermansbrother: Silver Surfer and the Stinkface Squad.
Image 155708   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
567
 
 Frank herbert: Is that his toy or a distended colon
 questionable: *beep beep*
 hajjpodge: I have no idea what's going on.
 AverageJoe: So cute... I want a chevrolet
Image 155707   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Drump Porbs
Score:
364
 
 sparename: 3D printing without a 3D printer
 Minx: My Little Pony has freaky porn...
 raditzu: Fashion sthap!
 Frank herbert: Rare sighting of cat8e
 whiplash: New multi-coloured Twizzlers look tasty.
 Annoying Vegan : Rainbow Brite cosplay looking a little off
 Scoo: You merely adopted the cabling. I was born in it, molded by it.
 Lestrange: Call IT down here now! Tracey from HR has had a horrible accident!
 Knice: How many XP does it take to become a Rainbow-Ranked User?
 WTF: A clear example of fashion over function.
 Dresdenkeogh: I live pull and peel. What do you do?
Image 155706   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Cami
Score:
612
 
 Peter Pantsless: ass-cicle
 Spazstatic: @a robot that's where froyo comes from?
 a robot: Shit's frozen, yo.
 Frank herbert: @Annoying Vegan yo boi. Thats vanilla
 Annoying Vegan : Is she birthing an ice ice babby?
 Lestrange: Pretty awesome. Don't know where that is but I wish someone could tell me?
 PenguinBartender: Class-ay.
 Mr. Skeltal: *Pbbbbbbbt*
 Drunk Orc: Username/upload combo, and also image/first comment combo. There's some magic happening now
Image 155705   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Muncharito Beanworld
Score:
434
 
 jazzjunkie: Throwback to when Mascot was still only Yellow
 Minx: Twisted version of Fin the Human and Jake the Dog.
 Frank herbert: Fleamen
 SomeCanadian: Mascot! What are you doing in there?!?
 ThatGuy: Adventure time with the wild things
Image 155704   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
375
 
 Cami: @Frank herbert And so the invitations went, that called her friends to dine.
 Frank herbert: @AverageJoe her fleece was red as wine
 AverageJoe: Mary had a little lamb... had
Image 155703   01-11-17   Uploaded by    berlin
Score:
710
 
 sparename: "Happiness is like a butterfly - if you chase it, it will fly away but if you wait, it'll come and land on your shoulder. Then some bastard will come along and smack it.."
 Dresdenkeogh: @Teechur all arguments become invalid, peace and love reign supreme.
 Teechur: I have a hamster on my windowsill. Your argument is invalid. My hamster has a butterfly for a hat. My argument is invalid, too.
Image 155702   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Red
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