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175438  Scoo: The driver was crushed horrifically but - haha! - we can make syrup jokes!

175445  Scoo: Kids today probably won't ever know the struggle of tilling a field with a plowshare, either. Technology is always improving.

175439  E. HONDA: but who updates this updater?

175447  scribbs: While it looks like an efficient kitchen, even making a slice of toast is a colossal pain in the ass.

175402  fanny: RAD because my grandma had this on a refrigerator magnet, now that magnet is on my fridge

175413  Niels Bohr: @Mr. Shine did you ever head out on the highway looking for adventure?

175421  Niels Bohr: But what if they have candy? Didn't think of that didya sign?

175442  Mr. Butt: same

175438  Derp Herpigan: Now this is... *puts on sunglasses* a sticky situation

175441  ch: Danger Dog has re-used the costume. It's not an inexpensive costume, and the department's budget is tight with the new top brass.

175440  Derp Herpigan: Well, one of us is gonna have to change.

175441  ch: DANGER DOG dresses like a banana slug on the docks to case out the impending drug deal / DANGER DOG fills out the department's paperwork with a tenacious endlessly-unquenched zeal / DAAAAANNNNNNGERRRRRR DOGGGGGGGGGG / EPISODE FORTY-SEVEN: DANGER DOG AND THE UNSUSPECTING CRIMINALS POSING AS NATURE ENTHUSIASTS

175445  Derp Herpigan: I mean they could download an older version of solitaire to experience that.

175446  Derp Herpigan: My childhood.

175442  Ulillillia: Purple user mascot.

175449  Derp Herpigan: Hey, one could easily steal that soap, make a clean getaway.

175450  Derp Herpigan: There's no way that's an airport. No airport is quiet enough for sleeping infants.

175413  Mr. Shine: @Spazstatic a LOT. I also drove it from Columbus,OH to Aliquippa, PA in 2:30. According to Google, it should have taken 3:10

15387  Urn BooUrn: Dirty pool.

175440  Robespierre: Interesting ... same shirt, same hair, same galsses, same beard ... and neither of them is freaking out.

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175218 Dr. Bathroom: Is this at PABT? That seems about right.

175395 Borkf: Nobody wins.

175409 Hosebag: @hearsegirl Of course. It helps the conductivity.

175352 Zampano: My hometown has a drive thru liquor store. Never understood it. Everyone knows drinking and driving is wrong, but sometimes you just gotta get from point A to point B with a little detour thru point OWI...

175280 sparename: Is this before or after my black coffee and cigarettes for breakfast?

175270 itskando: How to shoot your eye out, kid

175357 piranharama: Cops hide behind this sign!

175273 cenecia: Also is that kid holding a hand gun??

175408 hearsegirl: that's a wicked pisser.

175372 Spazstatic: After what we've put it through, I'm sure.



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11. Drunk Orc: 1267 points
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Score:
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 raditzu: wet dreams?
 Peach: @fanny Omg I love it! Ha ha, there can be no greater relief than releasing you didn't shit the bed :D
 fanny: @Peach lol, in full disclosure, in my sleepy state there was a moment that i thought " oh my god i shat the bed" and was quite relieved when i saw it was a banana peel
 Peach: @fanny In my house the only garbage that hides in bed is me.
 Kohapi: Proof your wife isn't pregnant yet.
 fanny: I thought it was bad when i woke up in the middle of the night with banana peel on my leg last week. (the toddler proudly took credit for that the next day, "it was hiding in the sheets")
 Spazstatic: Your breakfast in bed skills need improvement
 Frank herbert: That mattress isnt purple
 Zampano: Mom, i yolked the bed again
 Zukero: @Sandor that's it !
 DrinkMixMan: Exhibit A
 Scoo: That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works.
 Sandor: @Teechur Takes ovulation to the eggstreme?
 questionable: it's pretty bad, but it's not the worse hollandaise sauce I've had
 Teechur: Takes ovulation to a new.... I don't know...somebody help me out here.
 Knice: I appreciate a woman who likes to yolk around in bed.
 Lestrange: Great year 2013
Image 155711   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
736
 
 a sedated moose: @scribbs I'm familiar with that technique, but I always fall for it. My hands and feet have the scratches to prove it.
 Frank herbert: Cartoons have prepared me for this. He can swallow a buick and has 9 inch fangs
 questionable: oh hello, meow're you
 Teechur: The dilated pupils give me cause for concern.
 Lestrange: This ends badly for someone.
 Eleftheros: "Pet me. It is safe. Promise"
 scribbs: Your aggressive cuteness is making me suspicious.
Image 155710   01-11-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
342
 
 SunWukong: @Annoying Vegan @fumbduck same.
 fumbduck: Voted rad just because I liked @Annoying Vegan's comment.
 Annoying Vegan : That darned plant got away with it again.
Image 155709   01-11-17   Uploaded by    athiest
Score:
208
 
 Kohapi: @Supermansbrother lol, no. I was referencing the singer.
 White Rice: @Supermansbrother nah, she'd be in an x-men/new mutants image. Probably Valkyrie, as this looks pretty Defenders-ish (just missing ghost rider & blade)
 Supermansbrother: @Kohapi Magik?
 Kohapi: Is that...... Madonna?
 DrinkMixMan: Fantastic 4am photo shoot
 whiplash: Dr. Strange, Hulk and Silver Surfer are smug because they've been in movies. Mrs. Thor and Sub-Mariner are pissed off because they haven't.
 Ulillillia: Haven't seen a Freddie Mercury pic in a while
 Mr. Butt: Username/upload on point!
 Supermansbrother: Silver Surfer and the Stinkface Squad.
Image 155708   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
567
 
 Frank herbert: Is that his toy or a distended colon
 questionable: *beep beep*
 hajjpodge: I have no idea what's going on.
 AverageJoe: So cute... I want a chevrolet
Image 155707   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Drump Porbs
Score:
364
 
 sparename: 3D printing without a 3D printer
 Minx: My Little Pony has freaky porn...
 raditzu: Fashion sthap!
 Frank herbert: Rare sighting of cat8e
 whiplash: New multi-coloured Twizzlers look tasty.
 Annoying Vegan : Rainbow Brite cosplay looking a little off
 Scoo: You merely adopted the cabling. I was born in it, molded by it.
 Lestrange: Call IT down here now! Tracey from HR has had a horrible accident!
 Knice: How many XP does it take to become a Rainbow-Ranked User?
 WTF: A clear example of fashion over function.
 Dresdenkeogh: I live pull and peel. What do you do?
Image 155706   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Cami
Score:
612
 
 Peter Pantsless: ass-cicle
 Spazstatic: @a robot that's where froyo comes from?
 a robot: Shit's frozen, yo.
 Frank herbert: @Annoying Vegan yo boi. Thats vanilla
 Annoying Vegan : Is she birthing an ice ice babby?
 Lestrange: Pretty awesome. Don't know where that is but I wish someone could tell me?
 PenguinBartender: Class-ay.
 Mr. Skeltal: *Pbbbbbbbt*
 Drunk Orc: Username/upload combo, and also image/first comment combo. There's some magic happening now
Image 155705   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Muncharito Beanworld
Score:
434
 
 jazzjunkie: Throwback to when Mascot was still only Yellow
 Minx: Twisted version of Fin the Human and Jake the Dog.
 Frank herbert: Fleamen
 SomeCanadian: Mascot! What are you doing in there?!?
 ThatGuy: Adventure time with the wild things
Image 155704   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
375
 
 Cami: @Frank herbert And so the invitations went, that called her friends to dine.
 Frank herbert: @AverageJoe her fleece was red as wine
 AverageJoe: Mary had a little lamb... had
Image 155703   01-11-17   Uploaded by    berlin
Score:
710
 
 sparename: "Happiness is like a butterfly - if you chase it, it will fly away but if you wait, it'll come and land on your shoulder. Then some bastard will come along and smack it.."
 Dresdenkeogh: @Teechur all arguments become invalid, peace and love reign supreme.
 Teechur: I have a hamster on my windowsill. Your argument is invalid. My hamster has a butterfly for a hat. My argument is invalid, too.
Image 155702   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Red
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