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221435  kate shutupton: *Yeah you're all smug now but guess who's gonna be a yellow lab as soon as the humans are gone*

221410  a robot: Humans identified.

221412  a robot: Just when I think I've heard them all, someone goes and comes up with a brand new euphemism for penis.

221346  static xyz: @RiderFan this is why they hate us!

221426  LieutenantTofu: "Please, Laura, even if it IS a rerun, suicide isn't the answer! ... Laura! Are you still there?"

221421  El hefe: Adt monthly fees are unnecessary

221434  TheTakeDown: This is amazing

221404  Hokie333: "Used"?

221425  a robot: Yes, ok, let's make fun of a child's looks. Or, on second thought, how about we DON'T. For fuck's sake.

221434  Beerarchy: ooooooh. Now that is one shiny star angel.

221401  addend: Panels 2, 4, and 6 FTW.

221419  Hokie333: You gotta watch for the fact that network speeds are measured in mbps--mega*bits*/sec. Divide that by ten (8 bits per byte plus some overhead) to get capital-B MegaBytes/sec. And you still have disclaimers for individual server speeds and load, network congestion, slow WiFi like @danny said, etc.

221402  addend: (Opens lunchbox. Sees a power strip covered in tuna salad.)

221433  White Male: I'm a people pigeon

221406  addend: Game over. You can never use that account again.

221433  sodamachine: Ah the Burger King in Glasgow Queen Street train station. It's bad I can tell that just from that picture.

221407  addend: (Buys color inkjet refills.)

221366  DrinkMixMan: i'd pay some money never to have to see visual puns about these guys' names ever again

221411  addend: If you do the latter, the former will happen, too. :(

221406  redbranch: "a friend"

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221364 Derp Herpigan: @frenk GIVE ME BACK MY SON

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221273 BlarfyB: Better get upping, buddy.

221309 tib gubb: @grizzly not to quote a bad movie (star wars is a bad movie) but, who's the bigger fool? the fool, or the fool who follows him?

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Score:
434
 
 jazzjunkie: Throwback to when Mascot was still only Yellow
 Minx: Twisted version of Fin the Human and Jake the Dog.
 Frank herbert: Fleamen
 SomeCanadian: Mascot! What are you doing in there?!?
 ThatGuy: Adventure time with the wild things
Image 155704   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
375
 
 Cami: @Frank herbert And so the invitations went, that called her friends to dine.
 Frank herbert: @AverageJoe her fleece was red as wine
 AverageJoe: Mary had a little lamb... had
Image 155703   01-11-17   Uploaded by    berlin
Score:
710
 
 sparename: "Happiness is like a butterfly - if you chase it, it will fly away but if you wait, it'll come and land on your shoulder. Then some bastard will come along and smack it.."
 Dresdenkeogh: @Teechur all arguments become invalid, peace and love reign supreme.
 Teechur: I have a hamster on my windowsill. Your argument is invalid. My hamster has a butterfly for a hat. My argument is invalid, too.
Image 155702   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Red
Score:
213
 
 Mr. Butt: youtu.be/…
 fumbduck: Rad because stupid. And Sagan.
 Hiddentigerma: If you wish to create an apple pie from scratch*
 Sheikhjahbooty: It looks like you're sitting on Uranus.
 a sedated moose: What?
Image 155701   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Chocolate Pain
Score:
566
 
 a robot: @hat thrab Thank you for getting me to google this! They are so cute and weird looking!
 ping: Flying squirrel?
 Lestrange: Bambi took to the trees after the death of her mother.
 whiplash: I'm my own hammock!
 hat thrab: @fanny A colugo. It's a thing!
 Teechur: Hey! You! You and your 6 other Deadly Sins! Get off my lawn! Or branch....Uh, well, you're not hurting anything. You can stick around, I guess.
 fanny: oh god, what the fuck are you?!
 Mexico: Hang in...there...
Image 155700   01-11-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
362
 
 shwoarty: @Mad Collager say it again
 XLY: Praise be, I will fortify my etsy shop with boots, belt, and purses made from this dope lizard dog that thought it could eat me without saying grace. lol
 Mad Collager: Thank you Lord for not letting the police see my crucifix before it was out all the way.
 SomeCanadian: When you your outfit and makeup are on-point
 Shay: Thank you Lord for this radical dog/dragon/snake hybrid, but extra thanks for getting me out of that damn thing.
 fanny: "Ugh, here we go again"
Image 155699   01-11-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
83
 
 zupobaloop: @Science Capital e take too much ink
 Science: What is up with the lowercase "e"? Is that a drugs thing? Or did drugs cause bad typesetting? What is the answer?
 Scoo: This is from Cheeba Hut. Their sandwiches are alright; nothin' special.
 Lestrange: Who needs drugs? Seriously, we have drugs. Do you need them?
 ThatGuy: I'll have the Bob Marley, extra crispy.
 Shay: Your move Quizno's.
 fanny: ants love new head shop! (or restaurant, i can't tell, i'm not an ant!)
Image 155698   01-11-17   Uploaded by    zoso
Score:
202
 
 Snowta: I can hear this printing and it makes me happy
 Minx: I don't read french.
 Scoo: Always RAD for The Print Shop
 SomeCanadian: This is why we're always out of cyan and magenta ink people!
 ThatGuy: Outstanding clip art for '94
Image 155697   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Rachelina
Score:
352
 
 rip odb: @VoR Of course!...
 Teechur: These Google Earth images are getting crazy.
 VoR: Is this a magic eye thing? remember those?
 sparename: Tartan Army?
Image 155696   01-11-17   Uploaded by    i peed a lil
Score:
189
 
 Lestrange: Get IT on it. It's been redundant for the last 40 years!
 VoR: 80's scifi is the best
Image 155695   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Stom Premben
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