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163333  duchaschmeremol: Never forget those that gave their lives in service of a government that blows up inhabited [put any geographic designation here]

163318  Dresdenkeogh: @Knice @Lestrange *cassowary pun*

163343  bug: What am I looking at? Is your phone pregnant?

163331  Dresdenkeogh: @WaffleIron awwwwww yis

163336  fanny: @fanny i found a picture i'll upload, but not as cool without music

163339  WTF: A little more humane than hitting mice with mallets...

163335  duchaschmeremol: another failed c-ring design

163313  SunWukong: I see a giant spider. But that happens a lot.

163341  Knice: I'm guessing this story was told to many medical professionals.

163316  ch: seal in the basket / please talk free / the door is locked / just you and me / can i take you to a restaurant / that's got glass tables / you can watch yourself / while you are eating

163342  Knice: This course should be mandatory.

163317  ch: why can't I, hold all this toast?

163339  fanny: ahh... so THIS is how the MeowMix jingle is played!

163334  Mexico: Don't diss my friends, lady.

163337  Mexico: The Soviet Union's most righteous half pipe.

163325  ch: where is my giant shoe

163340  Mexico: Rosehip and I would make the perfect couple who stay together out of inertia and crippling fear of dying alone.

163332  ch: there you are mister! you got a hecka lot of chores to do today!

163242  hearsegirl: i re-enact this every time i get my asthma meds.

163145  VoR: @draakeragon I know.

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163229 Snake Jesus: Fallout: New Vegas has changed.

163149 Mexico: @Mexico's working on some stuff! You don't need to wall me off until I have it together!

163183 tokyopig: Long after Bullwinkle and Rocky retired from showbiz and settled down in the suburbs with their children, Boris and Natasha continued fruitlessly to "finally get rid of Moose and Squirrel"

163323 hearsegirl: lovely blue legs!! and such jaunty antennae!

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163248 Snake Jesus: I've never jerked it to a pizza, but whatever gets you going, I guess.

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163226 ChubbyBuddy: i do the same thing when i hear the ice cream truck

163133 tokyopig: After my last embarrassing trip to the hospital I vowed to only use dildos with a sturdy rip cord, but *sigh* here we are. I guess that's why the call it irony.



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Score:
422
 
 Bast Relief: @Kohapi Yes! Guess someone has a Grandma fetish. Then again after that hula hoop dance club scene, who wouldn't?
 Kohapi: @Bast Relief By the leading lady, do you mean the grandma-daughter? Ha! That's fantastic!
 Kess: BEEF THICKNECK
 Jotun: SNAKE PLISSKEN
 SpaceCow: THICK MCRUNFAST
 Peter Pantsless: BETH EVANS
 Robespierre: STRETCH ARMSTRONG
 Scoo: FIST ROCKBONE
 Nothing: BOB JOHNSON
 petepuma: BIG MCLARGEHUGE
 Bast Relief: Did you know, this actor and his leading lady actually fell in love and got married? His name, I shit you not, is Reb Brown.
 ThatGuy: Alexandrite Cobaltcolt
 smusher: SCHIST BRASSPONY: psychic medium, healer
 scribbs: PUNT SPEEDCHUNK
 Zampano: SLAB BULKHEAD
 Niels Bohr: GRISTLE MCTHORNBODY
 UseYourName: Oh, I haven't seen this porn
Image 155678   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Largehand
Score:
726
 
 Sadbot: This is what Gen-Xers will tell their grandchildren, as their Millenial children are either guarding the perimeter or scavenging.
 LaeMi: Time-travelers, please! NO SPOILERS!
Image 155677   01-11-17   Uploaded by    angry
Score:
235
 
 scribbs: "I like to speed up the escalator and watch grandma slam into the front door."
 VoR: Big chimney from the furnace? Dont ask why I need this.
Image 155676   01-11-17   Uploaded by    pig 3
Score:
338
 
 Robespierre: Isn't that the tallest building in DuPage County in the background? Or is it the tallest building in Kane County?
 scribbs: @mammal883 Well, that's pretty Rad.
 VoR: Nice I guess.
 mammal883: This is at the entrance to Fermilab, we went there on a Physics fieldtrip when I was in college at Iowa State University.
 Frank herbert: Weapons of giants
 ping: I like it. What is it?
Image 155675   01-11-17   Uploaded by    shwoarty
Score:
520
 
 Robespierre: Cheesecat
 mariofart: Meow irl
 addend: Catnip 'n chill.
Image 155674   01-11-17   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
242
 
 whiplash: Tanks a lot!
 VoR: Back to back so no one can sneak....Air defence? why do you a....BOOM
 Side Boob: A wide variety of tanks
 Lestrange: Scrap metal opportunity presents itself. Riches beckon.
 Frank herbert: Steel penis
 addend: Rust looks like the best camouflage here.
 Kim: Something something your mom's rusty tanks.
Image 155673   01-11-17   Uploaded by    sparename
Score:
584
 
 Kess: I can't stop laughing at this...
 SpaceCow: First, we attack his heart!
 Minx: Aaaaaand i'm done.
 ASTER: He scared me very much as the Green Gobble in.
 addend: What Dafoe is this?!
 Kim: Yeah, but he'll never replace Mrs. Doubtfire.
Image 155672   01-11-17   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
411
 
 Minx: For the little people, charge!!!!
 Robespierre: Unwashed and somewhat slightly dazed
 VoR: Below is just more dogs
 SomeCanadian: mighty steed.
 AverageJoe: onward to battle!
 duckfarts: dogpile
 duckfarts: it's a dog ride dog out there
Image 155671   01-11-17   Uploaded by    matos
Score:
501
 
 Minx: Majestic. *bring tears to eyes*
 DrinkMixMan: @Zampano @Zampano It is a joke with a setup stolen from The Simpsons... and a punchline stolen from the Simpsons.
 SomeCanadian: If you can't say an obscure Simpsons quote here, then it needent be said. @Zampano
 Zampano: I wanna say this is an obscure Simpsons quote
 Teechur: It might be pigeon-toed....
 addend: Your cars and outdoor sculptures are sooo doomed.
 jochenau: It is, on all levels except the physical, a pigeon.
Image 155670   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Lestrange
Score:
427
 
 VoR: @addend I jape
 addend: @Science @VoR My comment was based on where (or at whom) the teacher is aiming. It's not the guy with the knife.
 Scoo: Never bring a knife to a gun class
 Minx: I blame the large amount of jean material in the room.
 UltraBeverly: Welcome Back Kotter reboot is dark!
 ThatGuy: WOLVERINES!
 VoR: @addend Blackboard?
 whiplash: Wrong answer, Gary!
 SomeCanadian: Warriors... come out and play... -oh wait. Wrong movie. Damn.
 Science: Why is the Class of 1984 all obviously graying adults? It is a reunion in 2005?
 Science: @addend: You can tell that because...?
 addend: Maybe a tiny bit racist.
 HeCat Cherries: Damn. And here I was thinking I would come out to play. Hi
Image 155669   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
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