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168709  Staida: Today my jurisdiction ends here

169106  Theimposter: Like the movie 'rubber', but sucks more.

168872  Staida: These should be on the bottom of pizza boxes and other things we don't generally recycle

168879  Staida: When did Bada Bing become 'Ba dum tss?'

168881  Staida: Are you suggesting that we exhale the dangerous greenhouse gas CO2? How long has THIS been going on!!?!??!?!?!!!111eleven

168957  Staida: Is this descriptive of the people? Or an edict to me? Yes... I WILL bone people! Thanks Bone People!

169229  Theimposter: Why are there tentacles?

169044  Staida: People do that all the time, you really ought to be sorry about the terrible cake. Please do not apologize for that with cake.

169300  Peter Pantsless: Here's the second meanest thing I've ever done: 7th grade, sex-ed class. We all got to write an anonymous question and turn it in. I wrote "If white people have white sperm, is mine black?" Only one black kid in the class, a friend at the time. We both laughed later, but I was such an asshole

169101  Ironass: Here are sexier rocks, what this rock aspires to be #150177

169291  Bast Relief: Wow I haven't seen Salad Fingers in a long time.

169139  Staida: But not your talent

169299  Peter Pantsless: I mean I've eaten dog food before, but I just stabbed across the outside with a knife until stuff came out. Being poor is a skill

169043  apoxia: All I've found in the river in my back yard is plastic bags filled with mud.

169160  Ironass: What's up,dawg?

169195  Ironass: I maded deese.

169299  Staida: First your cheap can opener breaks, next it will be that cheap drill. There's a lesson in this.

169079  apoxia: Why the fuck did I train for 9 years to be a clinical psychologist!!

169266  Staida: Just plug right in to the ethernope port

169273  Staida: they are good dogs brent

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169255 Mr Blah Blah: So this is how Margret Frigidaire tests to see if the pasta is ready.

169145 a robot: Organ-Player-Bot always was a little preachy :/

169177 antipatterns: Freud called it the "death instinct" but yes there are hedonistic times ahead

169218 ch: This was the role that got John Hodgman those Apple commercials

169220 El Barto: Semantics.

169200 Suburbanmom: SO glad that it is still cool to be a virgin!

169249 Teechur: @funny in the wall I have had limited experience with ferrets, so I will bow to your knowledge. I had a cat that would crap on top of my car and try to cover it up. Star scratches all over the roof. Asscat.

169266 Staida: Just plug right in to the ethernope port

169121 Nwcorset: @tokyopig it wasn't just run of the mill cruelty. He tortured dogs for fun. A very sick individual.

169229 Theimposter: Why are there tentacles?



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Score:
584
 
 Kess: I can't stop laughing at this...
 SpaceCow: First, we attack his heart!
 Minx: Aaaaaand i'm done.
 ASTER: He scared me very much as the Green Gobble in.
 addend: What Dafoe is this?!
 Kim: Yeah, but he'll never replace Mrs. Doubtfire.
Image 155672   01-11-17   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
411
 
 Minx: For the little people, charge!!!!
 Robespierre: Unwashed and somewhat slightly dazed
 VoR: Below is just more dogs
 SomeCanadian: mighty steed.
 AverageJoe: onward to battle!
 duckfarts: dogpile
 duckfarts: it's a dog ride dog out there
Image 155671   01-11-17   Uploaded by    matos
Score:
501
 
 Minx: Majestic. *bring tears to eyes*
 DrinkMixMan: @Zampano @Zampano It is a joke with a setup stolen from The Simpsons... and a punchline stolen from the Simpsons.
 SomeCanadian: If you can't say an obscure Simpsons quote here, then it needent be said. @Zampano
 Zampano: I wanna say this is an obscure Simpsons quote
 Teechur: It might be pigeon-toed....
 addend: Your cars and outdoor sculptures are sooo doomed.
 jochenau: It is, on all levels except the physical, a pigeon.
Image 155670   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Lestrange
Score:
427
 
 VoR: @addend I jape
 addend: @Science @VoR My comment was based on where (or at whom) the teacher is aiming. It's not the guy with the knife.
 Scoo: Never bring a knife to a gun class
 Minx: I blame the large amount of jean material in the room.
 UltraBeverly: Welcome Back Kotter reboot is dark!
 ThatGuy: WOLVERINES!
 VoR: @addend Blackboard?
 whiplash: Wrong answer, Gary!
 SomeCanadian: Warriors... come out and play... -oh wait. Wrong movie. Damn.
 Science: Why is the Class of 1984 all obviously graying adults? It is a reunion in 2005?
 Science: @addend: You can tell that because...?
 addend: Maybe a tiny bit racist.
 HeCat Cherries: Damn. And here I was thinking I would come out to play. Hi
Image 155669   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
583
 
 Minx: Yay!
 Hiddentigerma: @Zampano I prefer this version of the story anyway. It makes more sense. If peach didn't like bowser surely she'd take some sort of precaution? Mario and luigi have a wierd backstory too. I don't trust em.
 SomeCanadian: To become Pauline from DonkeyKong? @AverageJoe
 Zampano: Lmfao, that sure is a flip on the "old story"
 AverageJoe: and then, Daisy bleached her hair and changed her name
 Borkf: You should probably stop writing them letters.
 jochenau: The plastic surgery should also help, but we suggest losing the princess getup as well.
Image 155668   01-11-17   Uploaded by    metallica
Score:
240
 
 whiplash: Hulk was here.
 UseYourName: Nice holiday pics. Looks like you had a blast.
Image 155667   01-11-17   Uploaded by    sparename
Score:
294
 
 Minx: How have humans survived this long?!?
 raditzu: Monsters Inc?
 Spazstatic: What do you mean you want me to smile? What's there to smile about!?
 Spazstatic: @ping I didn't know that was a thing (outside of the obvious ones in caskets). That makes a lot more of these make sense!
 Science: @ping @Niels Bohr: It's a trick question - all of them are dead.
 Niels Bohr: @ping pretty sure it is, guess which one is dead.
 ping: Is this a victorian death portrait?
 HeCat Cherries: Rest assured. Balthaleena grew up....not fine. Um. You Look good in silver.
 Sadbot: 25 years old looked a lot different back in the day
 LaeMi: I was going to suggest that the image below had missed a 666 point by one. But I think this image is more apt anyway.
Image 155666   01-11-17   Uploaded by    ssignature
Score:
448
 
 Minx: My home land...
 whiplash: Bunch of horny chicks.
 Science: "Damn it, Mike - the sign was supposed to say 'Stan's Palace!' Your dyslexia is going to ruin my business!"
 addend: What a Hellarious idea.
 Kim: This post was so close to 666, but #155666 is scarier.
 HeCat Cherries: Bet that kitty tastes like sin
 fumbduck: This is not what I had in mind.
 Peter Pantsless: "You guys wanna go see Star Wars?" "Yeah, this is lame, let's bail."
Image 155665   01-11-17   Uploaded by    RiderFan
Score:
262
 
 Minx: Now, all together, jazz hands!!
 Niels Bohr: Commence shoulder rubs!
 AverageJoe: The second soldier of the middle column is slightly misaligned, execute him!
 LurkedMoar: Soldiers stacked on solid shoulders
 LaeMi: Of course, soldiers sitting at attention is more impressive than soldiers randomly collapsing from heatstroke throughout the event!
 LaeMi: Its actually rather progressive of them to not force the soldiers to stand through the speeches!
 Mexico: Ah, yes, the Pooping Pose Competition. This is one of the People's Liberation Army's foremost traditions on China's National Day.
Image 155664   01-11-17   Uploaded by    sad face
Score:
209
 
 Nothing: I'm nothing whether I'm with you or not
 HeCat Cherries: Somebody played a shit game
 Teechur: This pawn is weird.
 HeCat Cherries: Somebody played a shit game
 DrinkMixMan: You're my check mate.
Image 155663   01-11-17   Uploaded by    cizhiresb
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