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175436  Scoo: DANGER GIRLFRIEND

175447  Theta Zero: All that time playing Tetris is already paying for itself.

175438  Scoo: The driver was crushed horrifically but - haha! - we can make syrup jokes!

175445  Scoo: Kids today probably won't ever know the struggle of tilling a field with a plowshare, either. Technology is always improving.

175439  E. HONDA: but who updates this updater?

175447  scribbs: While it looks like an efficient kitchen, even making a slice of toast is a colossal pain in the ass.

175402  fanny: RAD because my grandma had this on a refrigerator magnet, now that magnet is on my fridge

175413  Niels Bohr: @Mr. Shine did you ever head out on the highway looking for adventure?

175421  Niels Bohr: But what if they have candy? Didn't think of that didya sign?

175442  Mr. Butt: same

175438  Derp Herpigan: Now this is... *puts on sunglasses* a sticky situation

175441  ch: Danger Dog has re-used the costume. It's not an inexpensive costume, and the department's budget is tight with the new top brass.

175440  Derp Herpigan: Well, one of us is gonna have to change.

175441  ch: DANGER DOG dresses like a banana slug on the docks to case out the impending drug deal / DANGER DOG fills out the department's paperwork with a tenacious endlessly-unquenched zeal / DAAAAANNNNNNGERRRRRR DOGGGGGGGGGG / EPISODE FORTY-SEVEN: DANGER DOG AND THE UNSUSPECTING CRIMINALS POSING AS NATURE ENTHUSIASTS

175445  Derp Herpigan: I mean they could download an older version of solitaire to experience that.

175446  Derp Herpigan: My childhood.

175442  Ulillillia: Purple user mascot.

175449  Derp Herpigan: Hey, one could easily steal that soap, make a clean getaway.

175450  Derp Herpigan: There's no way that's an airport. No airport is quiet enough for sleeping infants.

175413  Mr. Shine: @Spazstatic a LOT. I also drove it from Columbus,OH to Aliquippa, PA in 2:30. According to Google, it should have taken 3:10

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175395 Borkf: Nobody wins.

175409 Hosebag: @hearsegirl Of course. It helps the conductivity.

175352 Zampano: My hometown has a drive thru liquor store. Never understood it. Everyone knows drinking and driving is wrong, but sometimes you just gotta get from point A to point B with a little detour thru point OWI...

175280 sparename: Is this before or after my black coffee and cigarettes for breakfast?

175270 itskando: How to shoot your eye out, kid

175357 piranharama: Cops hide behind this sign!

175273 cenecia: Also is that kid holding a hand gun??

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175372 Spazstatic: After what we've put it through, I'm sure.



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Score:
501
 
 Minx: Majestic. *bring tears to eyes*
 DrinkMixMan: @Zampano @Zampano It is a joke with a setup stolen from The Simpsons... and a punchline stolen from the Simpsons.
 SomeCanadian: If you can't say an obscure Simpsons quote here, then it needent be said. @Zampano
 Zampano: I wanna say this is an obscure Simpsons quote
 Teechur: It might be pigeon-toed....
 addend: Your cars and outdoor sculptures are sooo doomed.
 jochenau: It is, on all levels except the physical, a pigeon.
Image 155670   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Lestrange
Score:
427
 
 VoR: @addend I jape
 addend: @Science @VoR My comment was based on where (or at whom) the teacher is aiming. It's not the guy with the knife.
 Scoo: Never bring a knife to a gun class
 Minx: I blame the large amount of jean material in the room.
 UltraBeverly: Welcome Back Kotter reboot is dark!
 ThatGuy: WOLVERINES!
 VoR: @addend Blackboard?
 whiplash: Wrong answer, Gary!
 SomeCanadian: Warriors... come out and play... -oh wait. Wrong movie. Damn.
 Science: Why is the Class of 1984 all obviously graying adults? It is a reunion in 2005?
 Science: @addend: You can tell that because...?
 addend: Maybe a tiny bit racist.
 HeCat Cherries: Damn. And here I was thinking I would come out to play. Hi
Image 155669   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
583
 
 Minx: Yay!
 Hiddentigerma: @Zampano I prefer this version of the story anyway. It makes more sense. If peach didn't like bowser surely she'd take some sort of precaution? Mario and luigi have a wierd backstory too. I don't trust em.
 SomeCanadian: To become Pauline from DonkeyKong? @AverageJoe
 Zampano: Lmfao, that sure is a flip on the "old story"
 AverageJoe: and then, Daisy bleached her hair and changed her name
 Borkf: You should probably stop writing them letters.
 jochenau: The plastic surgery should also help, but we suggest losing the princess getup as well.
Image 155668   01-11-17   Uploaded by    metallica
Score:
240
 
 whiplash: Hulk was here.
 UseYourName: Nice holiday pics. Looks like you had a blast.
Image 155667   01-11-17   Uploaded by    sparename
Score:
294
 
 Minx: How have humans survived this long?!?
 raditzu: Monsters Inc?
 Spazstatic: What do you mean you want me to smile? What's there to smile about!?
 Spazstatic: @ping I didn't know that was a thing (outside of the obvious ones in caskets). That makes a lot more of these make sense!
 Science: @ping @Niels Bohr: It's a trick question - all of them are dead.
 Niels Bohr: @ping pretty sure it is, guess which one is dead.
 ping: Is this a victorian death portrait?
 HeCat Cherries: Rest assured. Balthaleena grew up....not fine. Um. You Look good in silver.
 Sadbot: 25 years old looked a lot different back in the day
 LaeMi: I was going to suggest that the image below had missed a 666 point by one. But I think this image is more apt anyway.
Image 155666   01-11-17   Uploaded by    ssignature
Score:
448
 
 Minx: My home land...
 whiplash: Bunch of horny chicks.
 Science: "Damn it, Mike - the sign was supposed to say 'Stan's Palace!' Your dyslexia is going to ruin my business!"
 addend: What a Hellarious idea.
 Kim: This post was so close to 666, but #155666 is scarier.
 HeCat Cherries: Bet that kitty tastes like sin
 fumbduck: This is not what I had in mind.
 Peter Pantsless: "You guys wanna go see Star Wars?" "Yeah, this is lame, let's bail."
Image 155665   01-11-17   Uploaded by    RiderFan
Score:
262
 
 Minx: Now, all together, jazz hands!!
 Niels Bohr: Commence shoulder rubs!
 AverageJoe: The second soldier of the middle column is slightly misaligned, execute him!
 LurkedMoar: Soldiers stacked on solid shoulders
 LaeMi: Of course, soldiers sitting at attention is more impressive than soldiers randomly collapsing from heatstroke throughout the event!
 LaeMi: Its actually rather progressive of them to not force the soldiers to stand through the speeches!
 Mexico: Ah, yes, the Pooping Pose Competition. This is one of the People's Liberation Army's foremost traditions on China's National Day.
Image 155664   01-11-17   Uploaded by    sad face
Score:
209
 
 Nothing: I'm nothing whether I'm with you or not
 HeCat Cherries: Somebody played a shit game
 Teechur: This pawn is weird.
 HeCat Cherries: Somebody played a shit game
 DrinkMixMan: You're my check mate.
Image 155663   01-11-17   Uploaded by    cizhiresb
Score:
364
 
 LaeMi: My NYR is 2560x1080. And by Jan 3 I achieved it! So now I don't have to lose any weight.
 Wolfechu: Good to know, 2003
 Scoo: That low?
Image 155662   01-11-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
252
 
 Headoftheclass: I blew my gasket just READING this!
 Teechur: @Peter Pantsless I drove a '72 Catalina. Beast a car. Horrible gas mileage. More like mile gassage.
 Kim: I own a Grand Am. Confirmed blown head gasket.
 Peter Pantsless: I've had a lot of cars, but the only ones I miss are the 1989 Oldsmobile 98 and the 2001 V6 Grand Am. Weird, I know
Image 155661   01-11-17   Uploaded by    DeeeeeeeezNutz
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