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163936  Wooden Spoon: As a child, this is what I pictured when I heard that song

163915  winwolf: Barf, stratified.

163940  Wooden Spoon: @WaffleIron: I think he's going for a "They Live" look.

163921  Borkf: @fanny I was freaked out for half a second scrolling down. Such RAD though.

163944  Dan Tagonistic: Music to strangle your spouse to

163923  winwolf: Plot spoilers for The Young Pope?

163926  Borkf: Birrrdddooooqqqqq

163932  Dan Tagonistic: @Teechur Yeah I was thinking about what tape you might need. Gaffer tape is easy to tear so presumably no good?

163926  winwolf: I think your bird needs a reboot.

163936  Borkf: @Bob FAKE NEWS!

163888  Hosebag: Doberman asks why you are scratching his dinner?

163937  Borkf: @ignatz the duck that lands so clumsily on a frozen pond in winter But the intoxicating power of our love Transforms this simple act into an anthropomorphic drama Where Mr Duck's embarrassed and the other ducks are laughing 'Quack quack quack quack quack'

163891  Hosebag: It was a three dog night.

163932  winwolf: @Dan Tagonistic Gaf tape would be easier...and everything's better with gaf tape.

163944  Elleander: How come they BOTH look annoyed af?

163897  Hosebag: Ow, my eye.

163908  Hosebag: Baboons are in Danny's room again.

163941  ch: ----- Pretendus wallus

163941  winwolf: Anatomy of a mime.

163942  ch: "Billy don't you quit on me we win this dance marathon, get those tires and drive out of this hell hole to Scottsdale, get jobs and paint the to -- Billy noooOOOOOOOO"

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 Minx: Majestic. *bring tears to eyes*
 DrinkMixMan: @Zampano @Zampano It is a joke with a setup stolen from The Simpsons... and a punchline stolen from the Simpsons.
 SomeCanadian: If you can't say an obscure Simpsons quote here, then it needent be said. @Zampano
 Zampano: I wanna say this is an obscure Simpsons quote
 Teechur: It might be pigeon-toed....
 addend: Your cars and outdoor sculptures are sooo doomed.
 jochenau: It is, on all levels except the physical, a pigeon.
Image 155670   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Lestrange
Score:
427
 
 VoR: @addend I jape
 addend: @Science @VoR My comment was based on where (or at whom) the teacher is aiming. It's not the guy with the knife.
 Scoo: Never bring a knife to a gun class
 Minx: I blame the large amount of jean material in the room.
 UltraBeverly: Welcome Back Kotter reboot is dark!
 ThatGuy: WOLVERINES!
 VoR: @addend Blackboard?
 whiplash: Wrong answer, Gary!
 SomeCanadian: Warriors... come out and play... -oh wait. Wrong movie. Damn.
 Science: Why is the Class of 1984 all obviously graying adults? It is a reunion in 2005?
 Science: @addend: You can tell that because...?
 addend: Maybe a tiny bit racist.
 HeCat Cherries: Damn. And here I was thinking I would come out to play. Hi
Image 155669   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
583
 
 Minx: Yay!
 Hiddentigerma: @Zampano I prefer this version of the story anyway. It makes more sense. If peach didn't like bowser surely she'd take some sort of precaution? Mario and luigi have a wierd backstory too. I don't trust em.
 SomeCanadian: To become Pauline from DonkeyKong? @AverageJoe
 Zampano: Lmfao, that sure is a flip on the "old story"
 AverageJoe: and then, Daisy bleached her hair and changed her name
 Borkf: You should probably stop writing them letters.
 jochenau: The plastic surgery should also help, but we suggest losing the princess getup as well.
Image 155668   01-11-17   Uploaded by    metallica
Score:
240
 
 whiplash: Hulk was here.
 UseYourName: Nice holiday pics. Looks like you had a blast.
Image 155667   01-11-17   Uploaded by    sparename
Score:
294
 
 Minx: How have humans survived this long?!?
 raditzu: Monsters Inc?
 Spazstatic: What do you mean you want me to smile? What's there to smile about!?
 Spazstatic: @ping I didn't know that was a thing (outside of the obvious ones in caskets). That makes a lot more of these make sense!
 Science: @ping @Niels Bohr: It's a trick question - all of them are dead.
 Niels Bohr: @ping pretty sure it is, guess which one is dead.
 ping: Is this a victorian death portrait?
 HeCat Cherries: Rest assured. Balthaleena grew up....not fine. Um. You Look good in silver.
 Sadbot: 25 years old looked a lot different back in the day
 LaeMi: I was going to suggest that the image below had missed a 666 point by one. But I think this image is more apt anyway.
Image 155666   01-11-17   Uploaded by    ssignature
Score:
448
 
 Minx: My home land...
 whiplash: Bunch of horny chicks.
 Science: "Damn it, Mike - the sign was supposed to say 'Stan's Palace!' Your dyslexia is going to ruin my business!"
 addend: What a Hellarious idea.
 Kim: This post was so close to 666, but #155666 is scarier.
 HeCat Cherries: Bet that kitty tastes like sin
 fumbduck: This is not what I had in mind.
 Peter Pantsless: "You guys wanna go see Star Wars?" "Yeah, this is lame, let's bail."
Image 155665   01-11-17   Uploaded by    RiderFan
Score:
262
 
 Minx: Now, all together, jazz hands!!
 Niels Bohr: Commence shoulder rubs!
 AverageJoe: The second soldier of the middle column is slightly misaligned, execute him!
 LurkedMoar: Soldiers stacked on solid shoulders
 LaeMi: Of course, soldiers sitting at attention is more impressive than soldiers randomly collapsing from heatstroke throughout the event!
 LaeMi: Its actually rather progressive of them to not force the soldiers to stand through the speeches!
 Mexico: Ah, yes, the Pooping Pose Competition. This is one of the People's Liberation Army's foremost traditions on China's National Day.
Image 155664   01-11-17   Uploaded by    sad face
Score:
209
 
 Nothing: I'm nothing whether I'm with you or not
 HeCat Cherries: Somebody played a shit game
 Teechur: This pawn is weird.
 HeCat Cherries: Somebody played a shit game
 DrinkMixMan: You're my check mate.
Image 155663   01-11-17   Uploaded by    cizhiresb
Score:
364
 
 LaeMi: My NYR is 2560x1080. And by Jan 3 I achieved it! So now I don't have to lose any weight.
 Wolfechu: Good to know, 2003
 Scoo: That low?
Image 155662   01-11-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
252
 
 Headoftheclass: I blew my gasket just READING this!
 Teechur: @Peter Pantsless I drove a '72 Catalina. Beast a car. Horrible gas mileage. More like mile gassage.
 Kim: I own a Grand Am. Confirmed blown head gasket.
 Peter Pantsless: I've had a lot of cars, but the only ones I miss are the 1989 Oldsmobile 98 and the 2001 V6 Grand Am. Weird, I know
Image 155661   01-11-17   Uploaded by    DeeeeeeeezNutz
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