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216232  Science: I say we start a war on May the 5th. Maybe call it Cinco de Quatro?

216268  Science: Connie Chung rubs this in his face every year.

216270  Science: @wolfpk: Wrong part though

216274  Science: @trelyate: I don't know - I'm sure there will be plenty of guys in masks groping mustachioed fellows.

216288  Science: @Air Biscuit: 15-20 pounds

216321  Mad Collager: At least one vehicle using this road was very effishient.

216357  Tacorleone: Goat at home, hold the phone

216304  Science: What kind of chip you got in there - a Dorito?

216308  Science: @Nope: But not doorknobs. They were invented in 1878. Therefore, the parents couldn't figure out how to get into the room and had to break the door down.

216313  Science: IS that like a boy band?

216322  Prostata: Jaws, Lester the Molester, Slow Larry, and The Slug.

216345  Science: @WTF: Morticia, actually.

216346  Mad Collager: Servicing the lower gearbox requires a whole clutch of mechanics.

216349  Mad Collager: He just negotiated the most difficult course yet.

216357  Chinese Buffet: I have to say, that is the best phone case ever

216357  Gazden: *Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, apple phone!*

216246  flowers: Come on @Robespierre

216334  FabricMan: @jazzjunkie Potassium oxide?

216341  Shay: Timely.

216356  caesar: All I see are plates that look like button holes? Is there something wrong?

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216170 wolfpk: A lot of junk in the trunk

216231 binglesnort: "Lisa's casting spells at an eighth grade level, you've sinned against nature"

216299 zrj235: if you eat a little baking soda or antacid when you take amphetamines, it can make them absorb better

216141 Rev80: Don't use that hydrant.. It's full of Super Mario Brothers Rule34 images..

216191 Rev80: Finally, a public park with spooning practice equipment

216143 wolfpk: Now that's what I call a salad! Where do you get it?

216140 Robespierre: Hell of a posse you got there.

216273 Teechur: @fanny @boozer Oh, yeah, they do! My 16 y-o daughter finds hers every now and then and plays all kinds of music on it for a couple of weeks. Then it gets "lost" again.

216098 addend: "The good news is that we didn't find any polyps..."

216237 wolfpk: Trying not to puke!



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 Minx: Majestic. *bring tears to eyes*
 DrinkMixMan: @Zampano @Zampano It is a joke with a setup stolen from The Simpsons... and a punchline stolen from the Simpsons.
 SomeCanadian: If you can't say an obscure Simpsons quote here, then it needent be said. @Zampano
 Zampano: I wanna say this is an obscure Simpsons quote
 Teechur: It might be pigeon-toed....
 addend: Your cars and outdoor sculptures are sooo doomed.
 jochenau: It is, on all levels except the physical, a pigeon.
Image 155670   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Lestrange
Score:
427
 
 VoR: @addend I jape
 addend: @Science @VoR My comment was based on where (or at whom) the teacher is aiming. It's not the guy with the knife.
 Scoo: Never bring a knife to a gun class
 Minx: I blame the large amount of jean material in the room.
 UltraBeverly: Welcome Back Kotter reboot is dark!
 ThatGuy: WOLVERINES!
 VoR: @addend Blackboard?
 whiplash: Wrong answer, Gary!
 SomeCanadian: Warriors... come out and play... -oh wait. Wrong movie. Damn.
 Science: Why is the Class of 1984 all obviously graying adults? It is a reunion in 2005?
 Science: @addend: You can tell that because...?
 addend: Maybe a tiny bit racist.
 HeCat Cherries: Damn. And here I was thinking I would come out to play. Hi
Image 155669   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
583
 
 Minx: Yay!
 Hiddentigerma: @Zampano I prefer this version of the story anyway. It makes more sense. If peach didn't like bowser surely she'd take some sort of precaution? Mario and luigi have a wierd backstory too. I don't trust em.
 SomeCanadian: To become Pauline from DonkeyKong? @AverageJoe
 Zampano: Lmfao, that sure is a flip on the "old story"
 AverageJoe: and then, Daisy bleached her hair and changed her name
 Borkf: You should probably stop writing them letters.
 jochenau: The plastic surgery should also help, but we suggest losing the princess getup as well.
Image 155668   01-11-17   Uploaded by    metallica
Score:
240
 
 whiplash: Hulk was here.
 UseYourName: Nice holiday pics. Looks like you had a blast.
Image 155667   01-11-17   Uploaded by    sparename
Score:
294
 
 Minx: How have humans survived this long?!?
 raditzu: Monsters Inc?
 Spazstatic: What do you mean you want me to smile? What's there to smile about!?
 Spazstatic: @ping I didn't know that was a thing (outside of the obvious ones in caskets). That makes a lot more of these make sense!
 Science: @ping @Niels Bohr: It's a trick question - all of them are dead.
 Niels Bohr: @ping pretty sure it is, guess which one is dead.
 ping: Is this a victorian death portrait?
 HeCat Cherries: Rest assured. Balthaleena grew up....not fine. Um. You Look good in silver.
 Sadbot: 25 years old looked a lot different back in the day
 LaeMi: I was going to suggest that the image below had missed a 666 point by one. But I think this image is more apt anyway.
Image 155666   01-11-17   Uploaded by    ssignature
Score:
448
 
 Minx: My home land...
 whiplash: Bunch of horny chicks.
 Science: "Damn it, Mike - the sign was supposed to say 'Stan's Palace!' Your dyslexia is going to ruin my business!"
 addend: What a Hellarious idea.
 Kim: This post was so close to 666, but #155666 is scarier.
 HeCat Cherries: Bet that kitty tastes like sin
 fumbduck: This is not what I had in mind.
 Peter Pantsless: "You guys wanna go see Star Wars?" "Yeah, this is lame, let's bail."
Image 155665   01-11-17   Uploaded by    RiderFan
Score:
262
 
 Minx: Now, all together, jazz hands!!
 Niels Bohr: Commence shoulder rubs!
 AverageJoe: The second soldier of the middle column is slightly misaligned, execute him!
 LurkedMoar: Soldiers stacked on solid shoulders
 LaeMi: Of course, soldiers sitting at attention is more impressive than soldiers randomly collapsing from heatstroke throughout the event!
 LaeMi: Its actually rather progressive of them to not force the soldiers to stand through the speeches!
 Mexico: Ah, yes, the Pooping Pose Competition. This is one of the People's Liberation Army's foremost traditions on China's National Day.
Image 155664   01-11-17   Uploaded by    sad face
Score:
209
 
 Nothing: I'm nothing whether I'm with you or not
 HeCat Cherries: Somebody played a shit game
 Teechur: This pawn is weird.
 HeCat Cherries: Somebody played a shit game
 DrinkMixMan: You're my check mate.
Image 155663   01-11-17   Uploaded by    cizhiresb
Score:
364
 
 LaeMi: My NYR is 2560x1080. And by Jan 3 I achieved it! So now I don't have to lose any weight.
 Wolfechu: Good to know, 2003
 Scoo: That low?
Image 155662   01-11-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
252
 
 Headoftheclass: I blew my gasket just READING this!
 Teechur: @Peter Pantsless I drove a '72 Catalina. Beast a car. Horrible gas mileage. More like mile gassage.
 Kim: I own a Grand Am. Confirmed blown head gasket.
 Peter Pantsless: I've had a lot of cars, but the only ones I miss are the 1989 Oldsmobile 98 and the 2001 V6 Grand Am. Weird, I know
Image 155661   01-11-17   Uploaded by    DeeeeeeeezNutz
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