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237936  carpwoman: I bet that would feel nice you know, like in August....

237938  carpwoman: Riiiiiiiiiight......

237943  carpwoman: @Ulillillia - My first thought, too.

237944  carpwoman: Slack in the heed.

237945  carpwoman: Timely.

237950  carpwoman: @Sadbot - Wasn't that here? I saw it, too.

237947  a robot: We need a Mascot costume for every holiday, like these things:…

237950  Sadbot: I vaguely recall some horrific goon story about how he thought every family kept an old steak knife by the toilet for the big ones, and was unpleasantly slapped in the face by reality when he unloaded at a friend/girlfriend's place. Humans are disgusting.

237951  sparename: Furry cake

237836  Robespierre: @WTF One toke over the line?

237934  glenalec: @Off Topic - you 1-percenter!

237934  Mr. Whiskers: Hello, fellow American

237929  glenalec: @Side Boob - generally you wait until they are a lot less cute before you eat them.

237891  Robespierre: We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town ...

237893  Robespierre: I already did...

237942  Mr. Whiskers: @Ulillillia weird. I was just about to write a giggle water joke. Great minds.

237945  Mr. Whiskers: Back up in that ass like a resurrection

237900  Robespierre: These Weird Dogs Are Always Wet

237901  Robespierre: @Teechur "Was" and "is" are not synonyms

237950  glenalec: You know what is more hygienic than silicone? Stainless steel.

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3. Ulillillia
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237737 Mr. Shine: @charlemagne I don't believe so. During Sealand's Civil War, the German government negotiated for the return of the only P.O.W., and paid a hefty fee for his release.

237857 Mr. Shine: @glenalec classic Lassie.

237928 Robespierre: Hoy-hoy...

237727 glenalec: Well, if you can't control your vehicle properly....

237734 OldKentuckyShark: You're going to watch your favorite shows on the internet? You seem like a cheap ass...

237717 Wooden Spoon: @Dr Awkward: Starring Bennie Goodman

237763 some guy : What am I supposed to be seeing here? What should I notice about this?? I could really use a graphic aide.

237697 trelyate: "shit, I left my weed in the glove department"

237699 some guy : Windowlicky

237873 Ulillillia: The Olympics only they give out laptops instead of medals

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Bro Bro uploaded 237699 (896 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 237774 (889 points)
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 6. E. HONDA: 2841 points
 7. logono: 2667 points
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10. BaconCake: 2166 points
11. burritos: 2129 points
12. Dresdenkeogh: 2071 points
13. clayjar: 1932 points
14. bookcase: 1931 points
15. barfolomew: 1836 points
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 Flarmie: First three panels are accurate. However, I'm usually still tired by the fourth one.
 AverageJoe: I'm going to lie down, wrap myself into a blanket and sleep until I turn into a butterfly
 Kim: I'very been doing this for three weeks now.
 jochenau: justdepressionythings
Image 155654   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Peach
 scribbs: The internet told me that this is in the Antarctic, at one of the research stations or something like that :-)
 Kim: Meanwhile, in Sweden...
 Sandor: Cool church
Image 155653   01-10-17   Uploaded by    scribbs
 fanny: I'm not a fan of the pens at all. i think it's different ink than a regular Sharpie. Microns all the way.
 AverageJoe: I don't know how to say this... shar-pee shar-pay or shar-pai?
 Derp Herpigan: @jochenau I remember crayola also had some scented markers as well. I don't want to think of how many brain cells of mine died from inhaling that aroma of cherry and burnt marshmallow markers.
 jochenau: @Derp Herpigan Crayola had a "bold" set of markers when I was a kid. Apparently "bold" is code for "80s fast food decor", as it included teal, magenta, gray, a sort of wine-red color, etc.
 Yam: Real sharpies have a nice finely pointed nib that your coworker will grind to a stump 20 seconds after borrowing it.
 Derp Herpigan: You can be fine, you can be bold, but you can't be both when you're a Sharpie.
Image 155652   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 Yam: no balls
 Peter Pantsless: Item not, "today's weirdo item" is such a tease. Half of those links are broken.
Image 155651   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Taters
 raditzu: Skullbombers inflight, i repeat, skullbombers inflight.
 LaeMi: #155617
 addend: Purists drink dootmitasse without parrot.
Image 155650   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 whiplash: It's not my birthday but I love the crown, sash and sceptre so much that I'm not going to tell them.
 AverageJoe: you shouldn't have hired pinkie pie to organize your party...
 raditzu: No earrings and makeup? And he wants to be a princess?
 CastleBravo: "Tell us what you thought of this." I think his co-workers are almost as bad as mine.
Image 155649   01-10-17   Uploaded by    sandwiches
 SpaceCow: There are no mistakes, only happy little pacts.
 Jabberwikket: Come to art studio in the next 15 mins if you want a random encounter
 Jabberwikket: Save VS happy little trees
 addend: Pizza devil offers only pineapple and anchovies as extra toppings.
 a robot: Happy little demon.
Image 155648   01-10-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
 Flarmie: @whiplash I'm going to have to baka off on your offer...
 whiplash: Yes, we want you to fly this new plane. It's called a Baka (fool) for no particular reason, trust us.
 addend: One-way ticket.
 Mr. Butt: It's not a girly cartoon, dad. But I wouldn't expect a baka gaijin like you to understand.
Image 155647   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Whatever
 Minx: Latter re-named Lady GaGa.
 whiplash: You can't fool me, that's Julia Duffy.
 Niels Bohr: Can't blame her. There's literally tens to be made in the fine arts.
 AverageJoe: weird, generally it's the opposite...
 addend: @ClockworkJackalope Like #147815, for example.
 Winterneuro: Mama Gaga?
 ClockworkJackalope: Why not both?
Image 155646   01-10-17   Uploaded by    weed poop
 Nothing: @CastleBravo Disagree
 CastleBravo: Nothing. Nothing is ok.
 Ulillillia: Yeeeeeaaaahhhh
 square44: What OK? oh, that one
 Scoo: Wot
 Mr. Butt: Okay
Image 155645   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Aaron Spacemuseum
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