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221430  Felicity: @Teechur Oh, the word Santa in the *title*. :-) I was looking for it under the Santa in the puzzle

221622  beefbeef: This. Every time I do something stupid in traffic I wonder why there are no hand signs for "i'm sorry". We have plenty of signs to say that someone else fucked up or is an idiot, but none for the opposite. That fact almost makes me lose hope for humanity.

221469  apoxia: Yes I read that. They seem pretty identical.

221612  UseYourName: Seuss Army Knife

221493  apoxia: This is amazing.

221505  apoxia: @Yurishiro In New Zealand we just run them over with cars. One easy step.

221510  apoxia: Ouch, that looks sore.

221623  Starry Lemon: Halloween is an amputee's time to shine.

221455  Felicity: Ice-ometrics

221614  SimonSaysGarfunkel: Let us hope so @robocop

221622  huskyboy: This has to be Portland Oregon.

221613  SimonSaysGarfunkel: Bring it on jaw breakers

221608  apoxia: This is why the phones rule us. Hits of emotion on a variable interval schedule. Evil psychologists couldn't have designed these any better.

221622  Big Baby: Whenever I enter a four-way stop, it always seems to be when someone stops at the EXACT same time as me. Then we play high beam wars.

221613  Bohab: Ugh, cyborgs...

221606  Kaviri: The most expensive education in the world.

221615  boozer: Is this in San Francisco?

221607  Kaviri: The chemists assistant scratched his head as he wandered the market. Where am I going to find fruit this time of year?

221475  tib gubb: coo lad

221610  Kaviri: What happened at his feet?

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Score:
570
 
 Minx: I've read enough manga to know where this is going... or where it already was i guess....
 hearsegirl: then they stuff in a chicken to make a turpusin. or maybe it's a squiducken.
 Spazstatic: Stop posting porn
 Jeannie C: @smarkles Well,they started cooking the turkey first. Maybe when the cook stuffs the whole thing into a goat (thanks, @addend) They will finish together in a symphony of tastes.
 AverageJoe: If you stare at it long enough, you will become insane...
 Peter Pantsless: @a robot "No." *ding*
 Jeannie C: @smarkles Well,they started cooking the turkey first. Maybe when the cook stuffs the whole thing into a goat (thanks, @addend) They will finish together in a symphony of tastes.
 addend: Next step is to stuff this into a goat.
 a robot: Nooooooooooooooooooo
 smarkles: @Cami I could see maybe octopus panfried Ina little chicken fat, but this is crazy, they cook at wildly different temps and durations. I'm so concerned.
 square44: Turtopus?
 Cami: Both are good but putting them together doesn't make either better.
 Nothing: @Scoo A Syfy original
 Peter Pantsless: These fusion dishes are getting out of hand
 Scoo: Turkapus: The Gobbling Horror of the Deep!
Image 155636   01-10-17   Uploaded by    sassysass
Score:
488
 
 LaeMi: ART!
 addend: Found it.
 Cami: I've been doing it wrong all these years...
 Peter Pantsless: @Scoo Always wanted to try that...seems less and less possible as I get older
 Mr. Whiskers: How will this fadge?
 Scoo: @Peter Pantsless Anything is possible on a sexy acid trip
 Red: if georgia o'keefe and lisa frank collaborated
 Peter Pantsless: Tongue is going the wrong way...unless I'm way lamer than I thought I was
Image 155635   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Prumbo
Score:
186
 
 Mr. Shine: It's full of urine.
 XLY: a drive by soothing
Image 155634   01-10-17   Uploaded by    seahawks
Score:
613
 
 jochenau: @Peter Pantsless A potadio!
 Peter Pantsless: I made a potato radio for a school project. It was pretty rad
 Psymon: The Energizer Bunny's secret trick to everlasting batteries
 Scoo: I believe the expression is "Annoying Vegans"
 LaeMi: I think you also need copper and iron pins for that to work.
Image 155633   01-10-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
378
 
 addend: Sleeveless shirt. Earplugs.
 scribbs: "no ragrets"
 Warrax: She's getting a tattoo of that exact facial expression.
 AstoriaBum: This porn is... effective.
 ThatGuy: Cram it Betty! You wanna get lit or not?
Image 155632   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
958
 
 hearsegirl: Wu-tan clan
 Science: Who's standing by now?
 JohnnySalami: "Yavin Base to Red Five, your targeting's down, is something wrong, can you hear me Red five?"
 Robespierre: "See here, Sergeant Batguano ... if that truly is your real name..."
Image 155631   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
316
 
 WaffleIron: Blue screen of "Is pepsi okay?"
 jochenau: There's an error in the Matrix!
 Scoo: Blue Screen of Diabetes
Image 155630   01-10-17   Uploaded by    poetrysucks
Score:
472
 
 KnowLifer: ACHOO
 Ulillillia: Recession has really hit the gangs hard
Image 155629   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Musician
Score:
279
 
 whiplash: My friend Shaq let me ride his motorcycle.
 Cami: If there was a contest then they won it.
 Beef Supreme: Let's see how cool he looks trying to maneuver in a crowded parking lot with those ape hangers.
 a robot: Seems really practical and safe.
 Ulillillia: All my friends know the low rider
Image 155628   01-10-17   Uploaded by    myrealname
Score:
758
 
 Jeannie C: Are they even real?
 Prostata: doggo.exe has crashed
 AverageJoe: it's so fluffy I'm gonna die
 Yttermayn : Chew that fucking heart off of my ass, please.
 square44: that dog is borkfen.
 Ulillillia: We shall call them Mini-Us.
Image 155627   01-10-17   Uploaded by    a robot
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