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175436  Scoo: DANGER GIRLFRIEND

175447  Theta Zero: All that time playing Tetris is already paying for itself.

175438  Scoo: The driver was crushed horrifically but - haha! - we can make syrup jokes!

175445  Scoo: Kids today probably won't ever know the struggle of tilling a field with a plowshare, either. Technology is always improving.

175439  E. HONDA: but who updates this updater?

175447  scribbs: While it looks like an efficient kitchen, even making a slice of toast is a colossal pain in the ass.

175402  fanny: RAD because my grandma had this on a refrigerator magnet, now that magnet is on my fridge

175413  Niels Bohr: @Mr. Shine did you ever head out on the highway looking for adventure?

175421  Niels Bohr: But what if they have candy? Didn't think of that didya sign?

175442  Mr. Butt: same

175438  Derp Herpigan: Now this is... *puts on sunglasses* a sticky situation

175441  ch: Danger Dog has re-used the costume. It's not an inexpensive costume, and the department's budget is tight with the new top brass.

175440  Derp Herpigan: Well, one of us is gonna have to change.

175441  ch: DANGER DOG dresses like a banana slug on the docks to case out the impending drug deal / DANGER DOG fills out the department's paperwork with a tenacious endlessly-unquenched zeal / DAAAAANNNNNNGERRRRRR DOGGGGGGGGGG / EPISODE FORTY-SEVEN: DANGER DOG AND THE UNSUSPECTING CRIMINALS POSING AS NATURE ENTHUSIASTS

175445  Derp Herpigan: I mean they could download an older version of solitaire to experience that.

175446  Derp Herpigan: My childhood.

175442  Ulillillia: Purple user mascot.

175449  Derp Herpigan: Hey, one could easily steal that soap, make a clean getaway.

175450  Derp Herpigan: There's no way that's an airport. No airport is quiet enough for sleeping infants.

175413  Mr. Shine: @Spazstatic a LOT. I also drove it from Columbus,OH to Aliquippa, PA in 2:30. According to Google, it should have taken 3:10

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175352 Zampano: My hometown has a drive thru liquor store. Never understood it. Everyone knows drinking and driving is wrong, but sometimes you just gotta get from point A to point B with a little detour thru point OWI...

175270 itskando: How to shoot your eye out, kid

175218 Dr. Bathroom: Is this at PABT? That seems about right.

175280 sparename: Is this before or after my black coffee and cigarettes for breakfast?

175273 cenecia: Also is that kid holding a hand gun??

175357 piranharama: Cops hide behind this sign!

175409 Hosebag: @hearsegirl Of course. It helps the conductivity.

175372 Spazstatic: After what we've put it through, I'm sure.

175319 Otterman: @Nothing They're not even trying any more, are they?

175395 Borkf: Nobody wins.



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Score:
537
 
 hearsegirl: even the horse is sad.
 Noremak: @Beef Supreme Sping time for Hitler and Germany! (doot-doo doot doot)
 Scoo: @Beef Supreme or georgewashingtonthings
 Beef Supreme: Inaccurate caption. This also falls within the realm of Hitler things.
 ThatGuy: Invade Russia in the winter, they said. It'll be fun, they said.
Image 155626   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Lestrange
Score:
262
 
 Wolfechu: Wake up! Snakes!
 Bast Relief: Werewolf, but only of the butt.
 Robespierre: Talk about spastic colon...
 Sadbot: Her ass tore up
 tib gubb: stay classy
 Nope: Its either funny or a sex crime
 Scoo: I like to imagine she survived a deep-woods plane crash, survived on bark beetle grubs and mountain stream water, fought off wolves, and when she finally made it home, was so happy and exhausted she didn't make it past the couch.
 Ulillillia: youtube.com/…
 Himesama: Sleep well fair maiden!
 scribbs: When you get drunk and accidentally sit on your pet badger.
 LaeMi: Beans and Jalapenos. Not even once!
 sparename: justfartinginyoursleepthings
Image 155625   01-10-17   Uploaded by    shark
Image 155624 is unbelievably bad (score -11) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by artfulcodger. We'll pray for you, artfulcodger.
Score:
266
 
 Ulillillia: Her name is Shikaka and she dances on the sand
 Scoo: @a robot I rock and I ramble, my brain is scrambled
 a robot: Yo, the name is Batty / The logic is erratic / Potato in a jacket / Toys in the attic
 scribbs: Bat-Face never really took off as a superhero.
 Prostata: she's gone batty!
Image 155623   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
Score:
501
 
 Minx: I must have hundreds of heads then...
 smarkles: @Peter Pantsless Oh, you know.
 Peter Pantsless: Fuck, how many of my heads do you need, Satan? And to what end?
 dobbiesdoogs: you can only do wrong once, apparently
 Warrax: This may be a mistranslation of the original Hebrew.
 Knice: *spits out Devil's dick* Wait, say that again?
 ClockworkJackalope: Gigity
 RiderFan: That is just some clown, not the devil.
Image 155622   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
784
 
 Minx: Who has touched my food dish, who i say?!?
 Science: Bleh bleh!
 hearsegirl: shart in 3 2 1...
 frenchrevolution: We have all smelled whatever that cat is smelling.
 wolfpk: Call me that again! I dare you!!!
 ClockworkJackalope: No Mr bond, I expect you to squeak
Image 155621   01-10-17   Uploaded by    San DoDo
Score:
327
 
 scribbs: It's the pro forma work that shows they really care.
 LaeMi: Ordered from BDSM warehouse, obviously.
Image 155620   01-10-17   Uploaded by    professorpig
Score:
288
 
 AutoDisaster: When your parents name you Hyacinthe, do you really have any chance to be butch?
 scribbs: @WaffleIron As long as they do it with their pro forma, I'm happy :-)
 jochenau: White tights are fashionable again? O joyous day! Now where did I put that box...
 WaffleIron: @scribbs : They will come from different warehouses, and may arrive systematically at different times; you are advised.
 scribbs: Great, now I have to go buy a bunch of pantaloons off Amazon.
Image 155619   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Lestrange
Image 155618 is unbelievably bad (score -10) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by greg. Your image was bad, greg.
Score:
365
 
 Science: Again calling for a SAD/DEPRESSING button. Fucking Taliban.
 Jabberwikket: What's with the enormous penguin alcove ?
 LaeMi: #155650
 hat thrab: This hole was made for me. Also I am giant.
 Starky15: And that's where the worlds biggest dildo sat, until it was taken. Have no idea how they got it past the guards.
 addend: The Buddha is still there, for the Buddha is everywhere.
 Peter Pantsless: @sparename Hey, what did I do? Oh, uh, actually, let's not get into that.......great pic! *sideways glance*
 Noremak: Didn't I see this on Idiot Abroad?
 fanny: @sparename well, i don't think you can top this in a depressing-deserted-place-picture! rad and sad, very sad.
 sparename: @Butcherboy It's Bamyan, Afghanistan where the big Buddha was. Blame @fanny @Peter Pantsless @Zampano on #155572 for me uploading pics of lots of old places - well the pics that aren't on that funny papery stuff that I can't find
 Butcherboy: Petra? Or American southwest? Anyone?
Image 155617   01-10-17   Uploaded by    sparename
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