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163936  Wooden Spoon: As a child, this is what I pictured when I heard that song

163915  winwolf: Barf, stratified.

163940  Wooden Spoon: @WaffleIron: I think he's going for a "They Live" look.

163921  Borkf: @fanny I was freaked out for half a second scrolling down. Such RAD though.

163944  Dan Tagonistic: Music to strangle your spouse to

163923  winwolf: Plot spoilers for The Young Pope?

163926  Borkf: Birrrdddooooqqqqq

163932  Dan Tagonistic: @Teechur Yeah I was thinking about what tape you might need. Gaffer tape is easy to tear so presumably no good?

163926  winwolf: I think your bird needs a reboot.

163936  Borkf: @Bob FAKE NEWS!

163888  Hosebag: Doberman asks why you are scratching his dinner?

163937  Borkf: @ignatz the duck that lands so clumsily on a frozen pond in winter But the intoxicating power of our love Transforms this simple act into an anthropomorphic drama Where Mr Duck's embarrassed and the other ducks are laughing 'Quack quack quack quack quack'

163891  Hosebag: It was a three dog night.

163932  winwolf: @Dan Tagonistic Gaf tape would be easier...and everything's better with gaf tape.

163944  Elleander: How come they BOTH look annoyed af?

163897  Hosebag: Ow, my eye.

163908  Hosebag: Baboons are in Danny's room again.

163941  ch: ----- Pretendus wallus

163941  winwolf: Anatomy of a mime.

163942  ch: "Billy don't you quit on me we win this dance marathon, get those tires and drive out of this hell hole to Scottsdale, get jobs and paint the to -- Billy noooOOOOOOOO"

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163865 yev: fbi employs all sorts now...

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163806 yev: is she pregnant?

163776 whiplash: I drank all this medicine but I still have diabetes.

163737 Amy Housewine: That duck is actually the appointed Banana Regulator.



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Score:
537
 
 hearsegirl: even the horse is sad.
 Noremak: @Beef Supreme Sping time for Hitler and Germany! (doot-doo doot doot)
 Scoo: @Beef Supreme or georgewashingtonthings
 Beef Supreme: Inaccurate caption. This also falls within the realm of Hitler things.
 ThatGuy: Invade Russia in the winter, they said. It'll be fun, they said.
Image 155626   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Lestrange
Score:
262
 
 Wolfechu: Wake up! Snakes!
 Bast Relief: Werewolf, but only of the butt.
 Robespierre: Talk about spastic colon...
 Sadbot: Her ass tore up
 tib gubb: stay classy
 Nope: Its either funny or a sex crime
 Scoo: I like to imagine she survived a deep-woods plane crash, survived on bark beetle grubs and mountain stream water, fought off wolves, and when she finally made it home, was so happy and exhausted she didn't make it past the couch.
 Ulillillia: youtube.com/…
 Himesama: Sleep well fair maiden!
 scribbs: When you get drunk and accidentally sit on your pet badger.
 LaeMi: Beans and Jalapenos. Not even once!
 sparename: justfartinginyoursleepthings
Image 155625   01-10-17   Uploaded by    shark
Image 155624 is unbelievably bad (score -11) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by artfulcodger. You have brought shame on us, artfulcodger.
Score:
266
 
 Ulillillia: Her name is Shikaka and she dances on the sand
 Scoo: @a robot I rock and I ramble, my brain is scrambled
 a robot: Yo, the name is Batty / The logic is erratic / Potato in a jacket / Toys in the attic
 scribbs: Bat-Face never really took off as a superhero.
 Prostata: she's gone batty!
Image 155623   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
Score:
501
 
 Minx: I must have hundreds of heads then...
 smarkles: @Peter Pantsless Oh, you know.
 Peter Pantsless: Fuck, how many of my heads do you need, Satan? And to what end?
 dobbiesdoogs: you can only do wrong once, apparently
 Warrax: This may be a mistranslation of the original Hebrew.
 Knice: *spits out Devil's dick* Wait, say that again?
 ClockworkJackalope: Gigity
 RiderFan: That is just some clown, not the devil.
Image 155622   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
784
 
 Minx: Who has touched my food dish, who i say?!?
 Science: Bleh bleh!
 hearsegirl: shart in 3 2 1...
 frenchrevolution: We have all smelled whatever that cat is smelling.
 wolfpk: Call me that again! I dare you!!!
 ClockworkJackalope: No Mr bond, I expect you to squeak
Image 155621   01-10-17   Uploaded by    San DoDo
Score:
327
 
 scribbs: It's the pro forma work that shows they really care.
 LaeMi: Ordered from BDSM warehouse, obviously.
Image 155620   01-10-17   Uploaded by    professorpig
Score:
288
 
 AutoDisaster: When your parents name you Hyacinthe, do you really have any chance to be butch?
 scribbs: @WaffleIron As long as they do it with their pro forma, I'm happy :-)
 jochenau: White tights are fashionable again? O joyous day! Now where did I put that box...
 WaffleIron: @scribbs : They will come from different warehouses, and may arrive systematically at different times; you are advised.
 scribbs: Great, now I have to go buy a bunch of pantaloons off Amazon.
Image 155619   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Lestrange
Image 155618 is unbelievably bad (score -10) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by greg. We'll pray for you, greg.
Score:
365
 
 Science: Again calling for a SAD/DEPRESSING button. Fucking Taliban.
 Jabberwikket: What's with the enormous penguin alcove ?
 LaeMi: #155650
 hat thrab: This hole was made for me. Also I am giant.
 Starky15: And that's where the worlds biggest dildo sat, until it was taken. Have no idea how they got it past the guards.
 addend: The Buddha is still there, for the Buddha is everywhere.
 Peter Pantsless: @sparename Hey, what did I do? Oh, uh, actually, let's not get into that.......great pic! *sideways glance*
 Noremak: Didn't I see this on Idiot Abroad?
 fanny: @sparename well, i don't think you can top this in a depressing-deserted-place-picture! rad and sad, very sad.
 sparename: @Butcherboy It's Bamyan, Afghanistan where the big Buddha was. Blame @fanny @Peter Pantsless @Zampano on #155572 for me uploading pics of lots of old places - well the pics that aren't on that funny papery stuff that I can't find
 Butcherboy: Petra? Or American southwest? Anyone?
Image 155617   01-10-17   Uploaded by    sparename
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