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248808  bug: *knocks painting off table*

248809  bug: Crap, we're out of Operating Room Emergency Doctors!

248806  Dr Awkward: "Don't be irrational, Mom!"

248792  iatemyhomework: The password is "VAGINA"

248753  KnowLifer: *being secretly a super-villain in spanish*

248651  PenguinBartender: @Teechur OH! I thought they were using the word "ignorant" (and variants thereof) as a pronoun. TY

248774  a robot: Thanks, Google

248802  Whatever: I shall call you Dinner since I already had Lunch

248791  a robot: Her head seems way too large for her body

248803  Whatever: Seems like a realistic weight loss plan

248793  a robot: This isn't really that helpful without a modern animal to compare them all to....

248803  a robot: If you're a skeleton, aren't you already dead?

248812  lolnotrly: Murder is a little much. Try with a fine for jay walking

248812  Mumbles: That's so raven.

248796  Christina: Edit and send.

248635  isosceleswaffle: Joke's on you clickbait, I remember all the embarrassing things I did in the past couple decades or so.

248799  Scoo: They're all good names, Brenthovan

248762  Scoo: @E. HONDA Kreacher was definitely a House Orc

248693  Science: @dangerkeith3000: How about something that you'll actually want to watch? (I kid - Amazon Prime has much worse content)

248802  Yurishiro: Those claws tell a different less cute story.

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2. glenalec
3. Air Biscuit
4. dangerkeith3000
5. Felicity
6. Mr. Shine
7. WannaBee
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9. Christina
10. Telkwa



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248701 Sadbot: @Otterman That sounds like a good time. I had the fried sauerkraut, fried fried chicken and waffles, and fried chocolate chip pancake over a few years. The most underwhelming and overhyped was fried beer. "What if there were PBR Hot Pockets?" was not a question worth answering. Also I hope you went to the petting zoo, I like the wallabys

248680 bug: pornhub

248685 Felicity: Wasn*t that what Wreck-Gar said?

248542 Science: @WannaBee: Ok - haven't bought any in many years.

248670 Mr. Shine: @charlemagne genius comment, I loved it!

248667 Hokie333: Heeeaaarrrrd.... yyyyyoooou.... wwwaaasssss... tallllkinnnnnnggg... ssshhhhiiiiiit....

248691 Air Biscuit: What medusa calls "collateral damage"

248734 glenalec: Get rid of post-baby belly with this one weird trick.

248597 DrNinjaman: Cambridge Analytics is sneaky as fuck

248684 Springbok: Seems familiar



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Side Boob uploaded 248638 (1042 points)
Bagels uploaded 248493 (1041 points)
pisspig uploaded 248323 (1037 points)
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Sydney uploaded 248348 (925 points)
TaintJuice uploaded 248356 (906 points)
god666 uploaded 248377 (906 points)
randomhobo uploaded 248654 (899 points)
Supermansbrother uploaded 248687 (894 points)
Salvador Molly uploaded 248302 (893 points)
younglink uploaded 248579 (863 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 248728 (856 points)
Salvador Molly uploaded 248522 (846 points)
midgetcastle uploaded 248537 (846 points)


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 2. Annoying Vegan : 5629 points
 3. barfolomew: 4856 points
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 5. Not A Bot: 2722 points
 6. Bagels: 2535 points
 7. Side Boob: 2418 points
 8. violentwrath: 2270 points
 9. Springbok: 2124 points
10. Nope: 2114 points
11. dingding: 2111 points
12. Shay: 1944 points
13. Mr. Shine: 1881 points
14. Yurishiro: 1860 points
15. clayjar: 1860 points
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Score:
262
 
 Wolfechu: Wake up! Snakes!
 Bast Relief: Werewolf, but only of the butt.
 Mike Michael: Talk about spastic colon...
 Sadbot: Her ass tore up
 tib gubb: stay classy
 Nope: Its either funny or a sex crime
 Scoo: I like to imagine she survived a deep-woods plane crash, survived on bark beetle grubs and mountain stream water, fought off wolves, and when she finally made it home, was so happy and exhausted she didn't make it past the couch.
 Ulillillia: youtube.com/…
 Himesama: Sleep well fair maiden!
 scribbs: When you get drunk and accidentally sit on your pet badger.
 LaeMi: Beans and Jalapenos. Not even once!
 sparename: justfartinginyoursleepthings
Image 155625   01-10-17   Uploaded by    shark
Image 155624 is unbelievably bad (score -11) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by artfulcodger. Boo, artfulcodger.
Score:
266
 
 Ulillillia: Her name is Shikaka and she dances on the sand
 Scoo: @a robot I rock and I ramble, my brain is scrambled
 a robot: Yo, the name is Batty / The logic is erratic / Potato in a jacket / Toys in the attic
 scribbs: Bat-Face never really took off as a superhero.
 Prostata: she's gone batty!
Image 155623   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
Score:
501
 
 Minx: I must have hundreds of heads then...
 smarkles: @Peter Pantsless Oh, you know.
 Peter Pantsless: Fuck, how many of my heads do you need, Satan? And to what end?
 dobbiesdoogs: you can only do wrong once, apparently
 Warrax: This may be a mistranslation of the original Hebrew.
 Knice: *spits out Devil's dick* Wait, say that again?
 ClockworkJackalope: Gigity
 RiderFan: That is just some clown, not the devil.
Image 155622   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
810
 
 Minx: Who has touched my food dish, who i say?!?
 Science: Bleh bleh!
 hearsegirl: shart in 3 2 1...
 frenchrevolution: We have all smelled whatever that cat is smelling.
 wolfpk: Call me that again! I dare you!!!
 ClockworkJackalope: No Mr bond, I expect you to squeak
Image 155621   01-10-17   Uploaded by    San DoDo
Score:
327
 
 scribbs: It's the pro forma work that shows they really care.
 LaeMi: Ordered from BDSM warehouse, obviously.
Image 155620   01-10-17   Uploaded by    professorpig
Score:
288
 
 AutoDisaster: When your parents name you Hyacinthe, do you really have any chance to be butch?
 scribbs: @WaffleIron As long as they do it with their pro forma, I'm happy :-)
 jochenau: White tights are fashionable again? O joyous day! Now where did I put that box...
 WaffleIron: @scribbs : They will come from different warehouses, and may arrive systematically at different times; you are advised.
 scribbs: Great, now I have to go buy a bunch of pantaloons off Amazon.
Image 155619   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Lestrange
Image 155618 is unbelievably bad (score -10) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by greg. We'll pray for you, greg.
Score:
365
 
 Science: Again calling for a SAD/DEPRESSING button. Fucking Taliban.
 Jabberwikket: What's with the enormous penguin alcove ?
 LaeMi: #155650
 hat thrab: This hole was made for me. Also I am giant.
 Starky15: And that's where the worlds biggest dildo sat, until it was taken. Have no idea how they got it past the guards.
 addend: The Buddha is still there, for the Buddha is everywhere.
 Peter Pantsless: @sparename Hey, what did I do? Oh, uh, actually, let's not get into that.......great pic! *sideways glance*
 Noremak: Didn't I see this on Idiot Abroad?
 fanny: @sparename well, i don't think you can top this in a depressing-deserted-place-picture! rad and sad, very sad.
 sparename: @Butcherboy It's Bamyan, Afghanistan where the big Buddha was. Blame @fanny @Peter Pantsless @Zampano on #155572 for me uploading pics of lots of old places - well the pics that aren't on that funny papery stuff that I can't find
 Butcherboy: Petra? Or American southwest? Anyone?
Image 155617   01-10-17   Uploaded by    sparename
Score:
415
 
 whiplash: Ha ha, missed me!
 Mr. Shine: *herk!*
 jochenau: @Spazstatic It's like Zelda and they're at full health.
 Spazstatic: Looks like they're still holding a knife
 Ulillillia: Catch!
Image 155616   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Musician
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