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210251  WaffleIron: I would have named him Jonathan Livingston.

210251  funny in the wall: Did he steal moses' sheep stick thingy? I know they're pals

210196  Dr Awkward: @Felicity I sure hope! I bet he has a lot of honorary doctorates. My guess is Temple U will never revoke theirs for him, as he has been such a supporter of them for decades

210230  square44: if only there was some way to wash away the evidence

210205  Dr Awkward: @Teechur We're in AZ. I'll have to check my local options!

210205  Dr Awkward: @Knice @Yam Yep, I have 8 goats. My wife's hand and arms are sore from workouts and work tasks, so I've milked for the last 5 days. I got 3/4 of a gallon from our one current milk goat today!

210258  bigASShobo: For two years it's not in your skanky, dirty ole fridge :-

210235  Coolguy: Coolguy approves

210248  a robot: Nature is BRUTAL

210236  Korrok: Convenient.

210225  Felicity: Sort of works with #210226

210242  PenguinBartender: Bobby Singer spotted.

210246  pusha p: The man is drowning in bacon, it's hilarious.

210248  PenguinBartender: Live action Lion King reboot looking -- *hurk!*

210230  Felicity: My theory is that either (a) someone is not flushing or (b) someone is doing huge toilet-killing poos that clog the toilet. Either way they should stop

210228  SharkysMachine: Ce n'est pas ma belle femme!

210239  Felicity: Robot activated

210240  Felicity: Now I want a hamburger. And I still want pizza, from before!

210231  a robot: Wake me up when you're serving steamed hams.

210248  SharkysMachine: Got my spine, got my orange crush

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210015 Yurishiro: Eat pizza in Italy, after that you'll find anywhere else's pizza is gross or not even pizza at all.

210045 Yurishiro: Dickeyboard? No I do NOT want to hear the sounds it makes.

210031 LogicKitty: So then I thought, "if I'm paying that much for a coffin it ain't going in the ground"

210095 Christina: None of those will happen.

210039 kristaleibel: For sale: baby shoes, never worn.

210107 Felicity: @brown tony I have to pee pretty soon. One time I applied for a data entry job with this teacher who had a Macintosh LC and I really wanted to use that Macintosh LC but my friend got the job instead. In 1986-1987 there was a fashion trend of Asian men dying just one lock of hair blond, and I miss that, it was sexy.

210162 a robot: Why is someone testing out the world's most obnoxiously bright camera flash in this random office?

210121 Teechur: @Christina @dangerkeith3000 He may only be an amateur baiter. He needs to take his baiting to the master level.

210150 Ulillillia: The Cathy Gourmet

210026 Science: @Greek Fire: Yes, but stone does tend to be more resilient than composite materials, and especially tarmac. Roman roads also didn't have the tremendous weights and traffic flows that roads today do. Plus slavery makes it super cheap and easy to produce wonders that last throughout the ages.



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Score:
262
 
 Wolfechu: Wake up! Snakes!
 Bast Relief: Werewolf, but only of the butt.
 Robespierre: Talk about spastic colon...
 Sadbot: Her ass tore up
 tib gubb: stay classy
 Nope: Its either funny or a sex crime
 Scoo: I like to imagine she survived a deep-woods plane crash, survived on bark beetle grubs and mountain stream water, fought off wolves, and when she finally made it home, was so happy and exhausted she didn't make it past the couch.
 Ulillillia: youtube.com/…
 Himesama: Sleep well fair maiden!
 scribbs: When you get drunk and accidentally sit on your pet badger.
 LaeMi: Beans and Jalapenos. Not even once!
 sparename: justfartinginyoursleepthings
Image 155625   01-10-17   Uploaded by    shark
Image 155624 is unbelievably bad (score -11) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by artfulcodger. We'll pray for you, artfulcodger.
Score:
266
 
 Ulillillia: Her name is Shikaka and she dances on the sand
 Scoo: @a robot I rock and I ramble, my brain is scrambled
 a robot: Yo, the name is Batty / The logic is erratic / Potato in a jacket / Toys in the attic
 scribbs: Bat-Face never really took off as a superhero.
 Prostata: she's gone batty!
Image 155623   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
Score:
501
 
 Minx: I must have hundreds of heads then...
 smarkles: @Peter Pantsless Oh, you know.
 Peter Pantsless: Fuck, how many of my heads do you need, Satan? And to what end?
 dobbiesdoogs: you can only do wrong once, apparently
 Warrax: This may be a mistranslation of the original Hebrew.
 Knice: *spits out Devil's dick* Wait, say that again?
 ClockworkJackalope: Gigity
 RiderFan: That is just some clown, not the devil.
Image 155622   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
810
 
 Minx: Who has touched my food dish, who i say?!?
 Science: Bleh bleh!
 hearsegirl: shart in 3 2 1...
 frenchrevolution: We have all smelled whatever that cat is smelling.
 wolfpk: Call me that again! I dare you!!!
 ClockworkJackalope: No Mr bond, I expect you to squeak
Image 155621   01-10-17   Uploaded by    San DoDo
Score:
327
 
 scribbs: It's the pro forma work that shows they really care.
 LaeMi: Ordered from BDSM warehouse, obviously.
Image 155620   01-10-17   Uploaded by    professorpig
Score:
288
 
 AutoDisaster: When your parents name you Hyacinthe, do you really have any chance to be butch?
 scribbs: @WaffleIron As long as they do it with their pro forma, I'm happy :-)
 jochenau: White tights are fashionable again? O joyous day! Now where did I put that box...
 WaffleIron: @scribbs : They will come from different warehouses, and may arrive systematically at different times; you are advised.
 scribbs: Great, now I have to go buy a bunch of pantaloons off Amazon.
Image 155619   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Lestrange
Image 155618 is unbelievably bad (score -10) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by greg. Your image was bad, greg.
Score:
365
 
 Science: Again calling for a SAD/DEPRESSING button. Fucking Taliban.
 Jabberwikket: What's with the enormous penguin alcove ?
 LaeMi: #155650
 hat thrab: This hole was made for me. Also I am giant.
 Starky15: And that's where the worlds biggest dildo sat, until it was taken. Have no idea how they got it past the guards.
 addend: The Buddha is still there, for the Buddha is everywhere.
 Peter Pantsless: @sparename Hey, what did I do? Oh, uh, actually, let's not get into that.......great pic! *sideways glance*
 Noremak: Didn't I see this on Idiot Abroad?
 fanny: @sparename well, i don't think you can top this in a depressing-deserted-place-picture! rad and sad, very sad.
 sparename: @Butcherboy It's Bamyan, Afghanistan where the big Buddha was. Blame @fanny @Peter Pantsless @Zampano on #155572 for me uploading pics of lots of old places - well the pics that aren't on that funny papery stuff that I can't find
 Butcherboy: Petra? Or American southwest? Anyone?
Image 155617   01-10-17   Uploaded by    sparename
Score:
415
 
 whiplash: Ha ha, missed me!
 Mr. Shine: *herk!*
 jochenau: @Spazstatic It's like Zelda and they're at full health.
 Spazstatic: Looks like they're still holding a knife
 Ulillillia: Catch!
Image 155616   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Musician
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