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169106  Theimposter: Like the movie 'rubber', but sucks more.

168872  Staida: These should be on the bottom of pizza boxes and other things we don't generally recycle

168879  Staida: When did Bada Bing become 'Ba dum tss?'

168881  Staida: Are you suggesting that we exhale the dangerous greenhouse gas CO2? How long has THIS been going on!!?!??!?!?!!!111eleven

168957  Staida: Is this descriptive of the people? Or an edict to me? Yes... I WILL bone people! Thanks Bone People!

169229  Theimposter: Why are there tentacles?

169044  Staida: People do that all the time, you really ought to be sorry about the terrible cake. Please do not apologize for that with cake.

169300  Peter Pantsless: Here's the second meanest thing I've ever done: 7th grade, sex-ed class. We all got to write an anonymous question and turn it in. I wrote "If white people have white sperm, is mine black?" Only one black kid in the class, a friend at the time. We both laughed later, but I was such an asshole

169101  Ironass: Here are sexier rocks, what this rock aspires to be #150177

169291  Bast Relief: Wow I haven't seen Salad Fingers in a long time.

169139  Staida: But not your talent

169299  Peter Pantsless: I mean I've eaten dog food before, but I just stabbed across the outside with a knife until stuff came out. Being poor is a skill

169043  apoxia: All I've found in the river in my back yard is plastic bags filled with mud.

169160  Ironass: What's up,dawg?

169195  Ironass: I maded deese.

169299  Staida: First your cheap can opener breaks, next it will be that cheap drill. There's a lesson in this.

169079  apoxia: Why the fuck did I train for 9 years to be a clinical psychologist!!

169266  Staida: Just plug right in to the ethernope port

169273  Staida: they are good dogs brent

169280  Staida: There better be at least one track featuring Duke Silver

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169255 Mr Blah Blah: So this is how Margret Frigidaire tests to see if the pasta is ready.

169145 a robot: Organ-Player-Bot always was a little preachy :/

169177 antipatterns: Freud called it the "death instinct" but yes there are hedonistic times ahead

169218 ch: This was the role that got John Hodgman those Apple commercials

169220 El Barto: Semantics.

169200 Suburbanmom: SO glad that it is still cool to be a virgin!

169249 Teechur: @funny in the wall I have had limited experience with ferrets, so I will bow to your knowledge. I had a cat that would crap on top of my car and try to cover it up. Star scratches all over the roof. Asscat.

169266 Staida: Just plug right in to the ethernope port

169121 Nwcorset: @tokyopig it wasn't just run of the mill cruelty. He tortured dogs for fun. A very sick individual.

169229 Theimposter: Why are there tentacles?



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Score:
365
 
 Science: Again calling for a SAD/DEPRESSING button. Fucking Taliban.
 Jabberwikket: What's with the enormous penguin alcove ?
 LaeMi: #155650
 hat thrab: This hole was made for me. Also I am giant.
 Starky15: And that's where the worlds biggest dildo sat, until it was taken. Have no idea how they got it past the guards.
 addend: The Buddha is still there, for the Buddha is everywhere.
 Peter Pantsless: @sparename Hey, what did I do? Oh, uh, actually, let's not get into that.......great pic! *sideways glance*
 Noremak: Didn't I see this on Idiot Abroad?
 fanny: @sparename well, i don't think you can top this in a depressing-deserted-place-picture! rad and sad, very sad.
 sparename: @Butcherboy It's Bamyan, Afghanistan where the big Buddha was. Blame @fanny @Peter Pantsless @Zampano on #155572 for me uploading pics of lots of old places - well the pics that aren't on that funny papery stuff that I can't find
 Butcherboy: Petra? Or American southwest? Anyone?
Image 155617   01-10-17   Uploaded by    sparename
Score:
415
 
 whiplash: Ha ha, missed me!
 Mr. Shine: *herk!*
 jochenau: @Spazstatic It's like Zelda and they're at full health.
 Spazstatic: Looks like they're still holding a knife
 Ulillillia: Catch!
Image 155616   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Musician
Score:
377
 
 Life Whacker: @Spazstatic this made me vote rad...
 Spazstatic: @Dreforian to explore strange new images, to seek out new posts and new conversation, to boldly go where no user has gone before.
 Dreforian: These are the voyages of the radship, Friendlyprise. It's ongoing mission...
 scribbs: To boldly split an infinitive...
Image 155615   01-10-17   Uploaded by    my wheelhouse
Score:
303
 
 scribbs: @Jeannie C :-)
 Jeannie C: @scribbs. It is, sort of. Roses are red./ Violets are blue./ Sugar is sweet, and so are you.
 whiplash: Roses are red, they may also be yellow. Some are even white, like a marshmallow.
 Robespierre: Roses are red / Tacos are enjoyable / Don't blame a Mexican / Because you're unemployable
 Psymon: Better than using me and thinking of your hand.
 scribbs: I think I just heard a couple days ago that the middle one is the original version of that little poem.
 Knice: ...happy 30th anniversary.
 Ulillillia: Every breath you take...
Image 155614   01-10-17   Uploaded by    phonk
Score:
643
 
 Himesama: Check out my dawg
 Bast Relief: Brad's for lack of skateboard. If there had been a fanny pack I would have stayed neutral.
 ClockworkJackalope: @sparename hello fellow hipster drug users.
 Fugative: Doesn't Poochy need to go back to his home planet?
 tritium: Time to face the harsh reality that I will never be as rad as this dog.
 sparename: Undercover Police Dog?
Image 155613   01-10-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
237
 
 Science: I sent something to Canada from New England - it went to Venezuela first. My packages take better vacations than I do.
 SomeCanadian: Same.
 tritium: Happens so often they have a stamp.
 Ulillillia: "Orange hair dye? Wrong guy"
 ClockworkJackalope: Oh shit, eh? What's this aboot?
 Warrax: Sorry.
Image 155612   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Ihminen
Score:
434
 
 Shay: This Cyanide & Happiness was unearthed from 1998.
 Bluetocracy: This is an anti-depressant commercial, right?
 LaeMi: Gotta keep the trophy room well-lit.
Image 155611   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Gentleman
Score:
649
 
 Jeannie C: It is amazing how painterly this looks with the lighting and the linen next to her skin.
 Kim: An after sex-with-Jesus cigarette. I'd have that vacant horrified stare too.
 addend: Nun for me. I broke that habit years ago.
 Side Boob: Going my way, Sister?
 ChubbyBuddy: speaking as a former catholic school student, this flips all kind of dirty switches
 Bluetocracy: Holy Smokes!
 Butcherboy: Those things are habbit forming
 LKoroton: Nope. I am a nun-smoker
 Warrax: I'm not an expert, but this might not be an actual nun. I could be wrong.
 Peter Pantsless: I- uh, I mean...my friend has this calendar
Image 155610   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
215
 
 Jeannie C: Day of the Triffids + six months.
 whiplash: De-fence, boss, de-fence!
 Yttermayn : UFO, just to the right of center.
 addend: Polaroid. Likely the most uninteresting one.
 a robot: There's probably a dinosaur hiding in there somewhere.
 ClockworkJackalope: Ah yes, I see
Image 155609   01-10-17   Uploaded by    sandwiches
Score:
601
 
 Mr. Shine: Gesundheit!
 Mr. Shine: Gesundheit!
 wolfpk: Come on wusses, it's just a light breeze
 Shay: Who farted?
 Spazstatic: Fus ro dah!
 ClockworkJackalope: The mid African wooden peacock
 Nope: Are you ready to rock?!?
Image 155608   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
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