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163936  Wooden Spoon: As a child, this is what I pictured when I heard that song

163915  winwolf: Barf, stratified.

163940  Wooden Spoon: @WaffleIron: I think he's going for a "They Live" look.

163921  Borkf: @fanny I was freaked out for half a second scrolling down. Such RAD though.

163944  Dan Tagonistic: Music to strangle your spouse to

163923  winwolf: Plot spoilers for The Young Pope?

163926  Borkf: Birrrdddooooqqqqq

163932  Dan Tagonistic: @Teechur Yeah I was thinking about what tape you might need. Gaffer tape is easy to tear so presumably no good?

163926  winwolf: I think your bird needs a reboot.

163936  Borkf: @Bob FAKE NEWS!

163888  Hosebag: Doberman asks why you are scratching his dinner?

163937  Borkf: @ignatz the duck that lands so clumsily on a frozen pond in winter But the intoxicating power of our love Transforms this simple act into an anthropomorphic drama Where Mr Duck's embarrassed and the other ducks are laughing 'Quack quack quack quack quack'

163891  Hosebag: It was a three dog night.

163932  winwolf: @Dan Tagonistic Gaf tape would be easier...and everything's better with gaf tape.

163944  Elleander: How come they BOTH look annoyed af?

163897  Hosebag: Ow, my eye.

163908  Hosebag: Baboons are in Danny's room again.

163941  ch: ----- Pretendus wallus

163941  winwolf: Anatomy of a mime.

163942  ch: "Billy don't you quit on me we win this dance marathon, get those tires and drive out of this hell hole to Scottsdale, get jobs and paint the to -- Billy noooOOOOOOOO"

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163794 Snowta: @Prostata Fishdicks

163880 wolfpk: When you know it is time to dissolve the band.

163892 Theimposter: @Lestrange. Also star of David pants, for some odd reason.So ylyes, will probably win.

163782 whiplash: I was able to get the dish out, and put the ice cream in the dish, and find a spoon, and eat the ice cream, and write this note, but I'm just a kid and I don't know how to wash dishes!

163761 Science: @jochenau: I've got a secret room above my garage where the owners supposedly hid booze during prohibition. We found old Canadian Rye bags and bottle protectors up there.

163865 yev: fbi employs all sorts now...

163915 winwolf: Barf, stratified.

163806 yev: is she pregnant?

163776 whiplash: I drank all this medicine but I still have diabetes.

163737 Amy Housewine: That duck is actually the appointed Banana Regulator.



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Score:
365
 
 Science: Again calling for a SAD/DEPRESSING button. Fucking Taliban.
 Jabberwikket: What's with the enormous penguin alcove ?
 LaeMi: #155650
 hat thrab: This hole was made for me. Also I am giant.
 Starky15: And that's where the worlds biggest dildo sat, until it was taken. Have no idea how they got it past the guards.
 addend: The Buddha is still there, for the Buddha is everywhere.
 Peter Pantsless: @sparename Hey, what did I do? Oh, uh, actually, let's not get into that.......great pic! *sideways glance*
 Noremak: Didn't I see this on Idiot Abroad?
 fanny: @sparename well, i don't think you can top this in a depressing-deserted-place-picture! rad and sad, very sad.
 sparename: @Butcherboy It's Bamyan, Afghanistan where the big Buddha was. Blame @fanny @Peter Pantsless @Zampano on #155572 for me uploading pics of lots of old places - well the pics that aren't on that funny papery stuff that I can't find
 Butcherboy: Petra? Or American southwest? Anyone?
Image 155617   01-10-17   Uploaded by    sparename
Score:
415
 
 whiplash: Ha ha, missed me!
 Mr. Shine: *herk!*
 jochenau: @Spazstatic It's like Zelda and they're at full health.
 Spazstatic: Looks like they're still holding a knife
 Ulillillia: Catch!
Image 155616   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Musician
Score:
377
 
 Life Whacker: @Spazstatic this made me vote rad...
 Spazstatic: @Dreforian to explore strange new images, to seek out new posts and new conversation, to boldly go where no user has gone before.
 Dreforian: These are the voyages of the radship, Friendlyprise. It's ongoing mission...
 scribbs: To boldly split an infinitive...
Image 155615   01-10-17   Uploaded by    my wheelhouse
Score:
303
 
 scribbs: @Jeannie C :-)
 Jeannie C: @scribbs. It is, sort of. Roses are red./ Violets are blue./ Sugar is sweet, and so are you.
 whiplash: Roses are red, they may also be yellow. Some are even white, like a marshmallow.
 Robespierre: Roses are red / Tacos are enjoyable / Don't blame a Mexican / Because you're unemployable
 Psymon: Better than using me and thinking of your hand.
 scribbs: I think I just heard a couple days ago that the middle one is the original version of that little poem.
 Knice: ...happy 30th anniversary.
 Ulillillia: Every breath you take...
Image 155614   01-10-17   Uploaded by    phonk
Score:
643
 
 Himesama: Check out my dawg
 Bast Relief: Brad's for lack of skateboard. If there had been a fanny pack I would have stayed neutral.
 ClockworkJackalope: @sparename hello fellow hipster drug users.
 Fugative: Doesn't Poochy need to go back to his home planet?
 tritium: Time to face the harsh reality that I will never be as rad as this dog.
 sparename: Undercover Police Dog?
Image 155613   01-10-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
237
 
 Science: I sent something to Canada from New England - it went to Venezuela first. My packages take better vacations than I do.
 SomeCanadian: Same.
 tritium: Happens so often they have a stamp.
 Ulillillia: "Orange hair dye? Wrong guy"
 ClockworkJackalope: Oh shit, eh? What's this aboot?
 Warrax: Sorry.
Image 155612   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Ihminen
Score:
434
 
 Shay: This Cyanide & Happiness was unearthed from 1998.
 Bluetocracy: This is an anti-depressant commercial, right?
 LaeMi: Gotta keep the trophy room well-lit.
Image 155611   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Gentleman
Score:
649
 
 Jeannie C: It is amazing how painterly this looks with the lighting and the linen next to her skin.
 Kim: An after sex-with-Jesus cigarette. I'd have that vacant horrified stare too.
 addend: Nun for me. I broke that habit years ago.
 Side Boob: Going my way, Sister?
 ChubbyBuddy: speaking as a former catholic school student, this flips all kind of dirty switches
 Bluetocracy: Holy Smokes!
 Butcherboy: Those things are habbit forming
 LKoroton: Nope. I am a nun-smoker
 Warrax: I'm not an expert, but this might not be an actual nun. I could be wrong.
 Peter Pantsless: I- uh, I mean...my friend has this calendar
Image 155610   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
215
 
 Jeannie C: Day of the Triffids + six months.
 whiplash: De-fence, boss, de-fence!
 Yttermayn : UFO, just to the right of center.
 addend: Polaroid. Likely the most uninteresting one.
 a robot: There's probably a dinosaur hiding in there somewhere.
 ClockworkJackalope: Ah yes, I see
Image 155609   01-10-17   Uploaded by    sandwiches
Score:
601
 
 Mr. Shine: Gesundheit!
 Mr. Shine: Gesundheit!
 wolfpk: Come on wusses, it's just a light breeze
 Shay: Who farted?
 Spazstatic: Fus ro dah!
 ClockworkJackalope: The mid African wooden peacock
 Nope: Are you ready to rock?!?
Image 155608   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
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