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238240  Christina: Image above (sense is optional.)

238106  SpaceCow: Make it unsweetened tea and we'll talk.

238171  glenalec: vv Hmmmm. I'm now wondering if he got this 'Make Mexico Pay' idea because he was resentful someone made him pay his half of the costs of a property-dividing fence!

238171  glenalec: We'll build a scarecrow. And make Mexico pay for it.

238232  drtofu: Oscar!

238172  Korrok: I'm okay with this....

238235  VeeKay: @SpaceCow Bucket o blades lol

238239  VeeKay: Mr Kissyface.

238122  SpaceCow: Once you've got pugs this is basically how car cleaning is forever.

238123  SpaceCow: It's clearly the prize to the valedictorian of wishbone academy.

238234  Dr Awkward: Your cats look sick.

238239  Dr Awkward: This picture is increasing my oxytocin levels.

238217  Otterman: @Peter Pantsless And now you know (wheez) the rest... of the story.

238239  Nope: Sharpness - 1000000%

238231  Otterman: We're owwwl exterminators

238164  SpaceCow: Still not as great as Skeet Kendo.

238166  SpaceCow: Nice to see he's gotten work after his work with the Incredibly Strange Creatures who Stopped Living and Became mixed up Zombies.

238231  BavidDowie: WHO LET THE *owls* OUT? WHO! WHO! WHO!

238213  Not A Bot: I don't drink water fish "date" in it

238212  SpaceCow: I see your mom also puts little notes in your lunches.

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238194 VoR: I'm dying right now

237987 Ulillillia: 1997...yeah, I would been all right with technology stopping there. Though dealing with only physical media was a pain.

238020 Mr. Shine: @UltraBeverly Dolphins tend to have toxic mercury levels, but yeah, real jerks.

238038 Mr Bleak: I checked, and it's real: google /maps/place/48%C2%B008'35.8%22N+123%C2%B010'09.4%22W/@48.1430595,-123.1689842,581a,35y,180h/data=!3m1!1e3!4m6!3m5!1s0x0:0x0!7e2!8m2!3d48.1432761!4d-123.1692882 the best bit is the neighbour has probably never even seen it...

238048 Christina: A side quest awaits you.

238024 well duh: Unfortunately, this happens regularly with large horned or antlered animals; reindeer are especially susceptible.

238075 antipatterns: Lol the dude who invented the Cherokee language basically did it alone in his house and everyone in the village thought he was crazy. Took him years and multiple attempts with ideograms and others to devise the modern 86 character Cherokee language. Wild story.

238015 BavidDowie: Norte Dame: Home of the Figthing Irish

238029 Mr Bleak: @Robespierre Fun fact 3: "BMW" stands for "Break My Windows"

238022 Kaviri: Some men are dogs, but not all dogs are men.

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 birdythemighty: Italicized because it's classy.
 addend: Technically, the bristles are on the... Never mind.
 Warrax: @scribbs I made it with my dick!
 scribbs: @Warrax I enjoyed that comment :-)
 Warrax: I do everything with my dick. We're inseparable.
 whiplash: I don't need a book to tell me how to do THAT.
 Ulillillia: You might had some but you never had none like this, just wait til you see my dick painting
 Mr. Butt: @Peter Pantsless Beat me to it! (Pun intended).
 Nope: I think that there might be one of them photoshops
 LaeMi: Your color pallet is restricted to various shades of yellow, and white if you need correction fluid and are prepared to work for it!
 Peter Pantsless: #147815
Image 155604   01-10-17   Uploaded by    kensin
 Red: 3. Our bear took the class on a field trip
 Yam: My bear took me... well, never mind where
 LaeMi: Well, s/he may well have. There isn't any law against black teachers going bush-walking is there?
 Scoo: I pushed hard for the test
Image 155603   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Rembo Prundus
 ClockworkJackalope: Yaaaay Chernobyl
 Scoo: I have terrible allergies to hay too
Image 155602   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Whatever
 a robot: Squish nap
 ClockworkJackalope: Long car ride indeed
 Nope: @Peter Pantsless *impatiently waits in line* Hurry uuuppppppp
 Peter Pantsless: Omg wanna cuddle those fluff beasts
Image 155601   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Red
 Science: ...with Robert Crumb, and all I got was this acid sticker!
 jochenau: And all I got was this badge, and some drugs, and some kind of squiggly bacterial disease.
 Cami: Love that gas....
 ClockworkJackalope: " and the acid I got was great!"
 DarkTeddy: And the tooth he pulled out became friends with the toothbrush I threw away 3 years ago.
 LaeMi: You'll be a dentist / You have a talent for causing things pain / Son, be a dentist / People will pay you to be inhumane
 sparename: "He anthropomorphised my teeth and now they all sing to me - 'La, La, La, La' they sing. Listen - don't they sound lovely? Where are my pills?"
Image 155600   01-10-17   Uploaded by    ratwa
 jochenau: Her skin is clammy, her breath smells like fish, she's as slippery as an eel, and she's got a crabby personality to boot!
 ThatGuy: Mare Pescado
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Is your friend just a stack of aquatic animals?
 Lestrange: Archimboldo. Great stuff.
 sparename: " # We are all made of Starfish # " and friends. Is this Moby Dick, then?
Image 155599   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
 Kim: Hey now!
 Borkf: @Peach Apologies. We still love your cans.
 Wet farts: I see what you did there. @Teechur
 Teechur: Looks like he cooked himself a garand meal. With side(arm)s!
 drtofu: You'll have to pry this tray out of my cold dead hands.
 Bluetocracy: I hope all of you are my roommates when the apocalypse happens. You have low standards for food, I will provide years of random music.
 ThatGuy: Dont ever take pictures of me or my kid cuisine ever again.
 Peach: PS I'm actually a man but you can all still enjoy my cans, if that's what you wish.
 Peach: @Borkf Everybody loves @Peach 's cans.
 Borkf: @Scoo +1 for canned peaches. Not canned @Peach though, she probably wouldn't like that.
 Knice: @Scoo I like you.
 Wet farts: What's with all the random calibers?
 a robot: Manchild.jpg
 Scoo: @Peter Pantsless Dunno about those, but canned peaches are always pretty good
 Peter Pantsless: @Scoo I actually really like canned peas. All mushy and bland. Canned pears, too. All sandy and watery. I...have low standards haha
 Scoo: @Peter Pantsless I always liked the corn better than anything else. It's hard to fuck up corn; even canned corn isn't half-bad (compared to most veggies).
 sparename: Bloody stupid kids, trying to fit rifle bullets into chicken nuggets
 Peter Pantsless: The corn was okay, but that fudge shit was awful
Image 155598   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Mumbo Dingus
 Robespierre: Hey, now...
 XLY: ah, yes of course. Now i see
 ClockworkJackalope: The leopard llama
 whiplash: Eye of the Tiger. Well, leopard.
 wolfpk: Take a hit of acid and this makes perfet since.
 wolfpk: Take a hit of acid and this makes perfet since.
 Ulillillia: Aztec cats are nice
Image 155597   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
 Robespierre: Gouache on Masonite?
 Red: nice portrait. the photographer could use some practice though
Image 155596   01-10-17   Uploaded by    140bpm
 addend: Politely asking you to leave.
 a robot: Always a rad for orangutans!
 Robespierre: Ella-ella-ella-ay-ay-ay-ay-um-brella
 LKoroton: Apehorn: my mood today
 Scoo: And you're just standing there, getting rain-soaked, taking the damn picture
 Peter Pantsless: Holy crap! Orangutans have figured out how to glue leaves to their faces!
Image 155595   01-10-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
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