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210101  when so: I C U Lookin

210106  Ulillillia: Meep Meep

210050  prospector: "I love myself"

210104  Teechur: My doggo gets hot in the summer sometimes and likes to sleep on the cool time floor

210105  Teechur: Do you have another bucket labeled "Eating carrots"?

210107  brown tony: Maybe he made his new characters, and seemed to have solidly split the folks who want to share it. I just like grappling a little too close or the one that does it first. I had no idea how they make their character more powerful and/or capable. I was reading Paladin and it seems that the abilities they slow down on.

210107  moogerator: Here in the USA, and in the world we live in Texas, Hahaha! :D. Honestly, I don't care if it's a coincidence or not.

210059  ignatz: Nothing works faster..

210104  Yurishiro: Same.

210099  Yurishiro: furry lizards are cool.

210107  ignatz: @potato Are you 20000 typing monkeys?

210101  Yurishiro: Not fun.

210107  Slickbrew: Awesome tattoo and I quite like some of the Pokemon Movies.

210082  Mad Collager: That's why he's not hedging anything.

210083  Mad Collager: Schroedinger's wineglass.

210077  Felicity: @Skinr Scanners?

210094  Mad Collager: If you're going to transport really heavy flowers, pay attention to road weight limits.

210084  Felicity: @a sedated moose A 35-year-old Atari reference (plus a Toyota), unless Im missing something

210099  Mad Collager: You want me to jump where, to retrieve what?

210107  potato: I'd rather just masturbate than have sex with people they're not attracted to men aged 35-45. I wish you a lot to do with yourself and find someone who can have sex with my hubby so I know I would. At half mass, this ship tried to go to the sidelines for a little bit of cleavage.

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209909 brian greene: translation KEEP RIGHT

210026 Science: @Greek Fire: Yes, but stone does tend to be more resilient than composite materials, and especially tarmac. Roman roads also didn't have the tremendous weights and traffic flows that roads today do. Plus slavery makes it super cheap and easy to produce wonders that last throughout the ages.

209937 Ulillillia: Por favor

209943 Dr Awkward: @Felicity I had forgotten what Nader did before he fucked up the 2000 election :)

209988 Science: Here's the problem - your GP doesn't really know shit, and is pulling their diagnosis from pure memory of what they think your symptoms reflect. In addition, they will offer a solution based on the easiest method, whether or not it will actually work.

210045 Prostata: i feel sorry for that poor keyboard

210003 Science: @The Frito Bandito: It's all soy and corn, which we know that dogs and cats cultivated and ate before they were domesticated. Unfortunately, it's real. People are freaking idiots.

209934 El hefe: There better be a designer purse in there full of cheese puffs and malted milk balls

209965 Cami: ...She could not help everybody so she helped somebody.

209961 Jabberwikket: @Ulillillia, I hear your sister is going out with SQUEAK !



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Score:
370
 
 birdythemighty: Italicized because it's classy.
 addend: Technically, the bristles are on the... Never mind.
 Warrax: @scribbs I made it with my dick!
 scribbs: @Warrax I enjoyed that comment :-)
 Warrax: I do everything with my dick. We're inseparable.
 whiplash: I don't need a book to tell me how to do THAT.
 Ulillillia: You might had some but you never had none like this, just wait til you see my dick painting
 Mr. Butt: @Peter Pantsless Beat me to it! (Pun intended).
 Nope: I think that there might be one of them photoshops
 LaeMi: Your color pallet is restricted to various shades of yellow, and white if you need correction fluid and are prepared to work for it!
 Peter Pantsless: #147815
Image 155604   01-10-17   Uploaded by    kensin
Score:
262
 
 Red: 3. Our bear took the class on a field trip
 Yam: My bear took me... well, never mind where
 LaeMi: Well, s/he may well have. There isn't any law against black teachers going bush-walking is there?
 Scoo: I pushed hard for the test
Image 155603   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Rembo Prundus
Score:
288
 
 ClockworkJackalope: Yaaaay Chernobyl
 Scoo: I have terrible allergies to hay too
Image 155602   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Whatever
Score:
820
 
 a robot: Squish nap
 ClockworkJackalope: Long car ride indeed
 Nope: @Peter Pantsless *impatiently waits in line* Hurry uuuppppppp
 Peter Pantsless: Omg wanna cuddle those fluff beasts
Image 155601   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Red
Score:
497
 
 Science: ...with Robert Crumb, and all I got was this acid sticker!
 jochenau: And all I got was this badge, and some drugs, and some kind of squiggly bacterial disease.
 Cami: Love that gas....
 ClockworkJackalope: " and the acid I got was great!"
 DarkTeddy: And the tooth he pulled out became friends with the toothbrush I threw away 3 years ago.
 LaeMi: You'll be a dentist / You have a talent for causing things pain / Son, be a dentist / People will pay you to be inhumane
 sparename: "He anthropomorphised my teeth and now they all sing to me - 'La, La, La, La' they sing. Listen - don't they sound lovely? Where are my pills?"
Image 155600   01-10-17   Uploaded by    ratwa
Score:
450
 
 jochenau: Her skin is clammy, her breath smells like fish, she's as slippery as an eel, and she's got a crabby personality to boot!
 ThatGuy: Mare Pescado
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Is your friend just a stack of aquatic animals?
 Lestrange: Archimboldo. Great stuff.
 sparename: " # We are all made of Starfish # " and friends. Is this Moby Dick, then?
Image 155599   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
Score:
246
 
 Kim: Hey now!
 Borkf: @Peach Apologies. We still love your cans.
 Wet farts: I see what you did there. @Teechur
 Teechur: Looks like he cooked himself a garand meal. With side(arm)s!
 drtofu: You'll have to pry this tray out of my cold dead hands.
 Bluetocracy: I hope all of you are my roommates when the apocalypse happens. You have low standards for food, I will provide years of random music.
 ThatGuy: Dont ever take pictures of me or my kid cuisine ever again.
 Peach: PS I'm actually a man but you can all still enjoy my cans, if that's what you wish.
 Peach: @Borkf Everybody loves @Peach 's cans.
 Borkf: @Scoo +1 for canned peaches. Not canned @Peach though, she probably wouldn't like that.
 Knice: @Scoo I like you.
 Wet farts: What's with all the random calibers?
 a robot: Manchild.jpg
 Scoo: @Peter Pantsless Dunno about those, but canned peaches are always pretty good
 Peter Pantsless: @Scoo I actually really like canned peas. All mushy and bland. Canned pears, too. All sandy and watery. I...have low standards haha
 Scoo: @Peter Pantsless I always liked the corn better than anything else. It's hard to fuck up corn; even canned corn isn't half-bad (compared to most veggies).
 sparename: Bloody stupid kids, trying to fit rifle bullets into chicken nuggets
 Peter Pantsless: The corn was okay, but that fudge shit was awful
Image 155598   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Mumbo Dingus
Score:
525
 
 Robespierre: Hey, now...
 XLY: ah, yes of course. Now i see
 ClockworkJackalope: The leopard llama
 whiplash: Eye of the Tiger. Well, leopard.
 wolfpk: Take a hit of acid and this makes perfet since.
 wolfpk: Take a hit of acid and this makes perfet since.
 Ulillillia: Aztec cats are nice
Image 155597   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
Score:
240
 
 Robespierre: Gouache on Masonite?
 Red: nice portrait. the photographer could use some practice though
Image 155596   01-10-17   Uploaded by    140bpm
Score:
660
 
 addend: Politely asking you to leave.
 a robot: Always a rad for orangutans!
 Robespierre: Ella-ella-ella-ay-ay-ay-ay-um-brella
 BILL DOOR: HE'S TRYING TO KEEP THE BOOKS DRY.
 LKoroton: Apehorn: my mood today
 Scoo: And you're just standing there, getting rain-soaked, taking the damn picture
 Peter Pantsless: Holy crap! Orangutans have figured out how to glue leaves to their faces!
Image 155595   01-10-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
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