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163936  Wooden Spoon: As a child, this is what I pictured when I heard that song

163915  winwolf: Barf, stratified.

163940  Wooden Spoon: @WaffleIron: I think he's going for a "They Live" look.

163921  Borkf: @fanny I was freaked out for half a second scrolling down. Such RAD though.

163944  Dan Tagonistic: Music to strangle your spouse to

163923  winwolf: Plot spoilers for The Young Pope?

163926  Borkf: Birrrdddooooqqqqq

163932  Dan Tagonistic: @Teechur Yeah I was thinking about what tape you might need. Gaffer tape is easy to tear so presumably no good?

163926  winwolf: I think your bird needs a reboot.

163936  Borkf: @Bob FAKE NEWS!

163888  Hosebag: Doberman asks why you are scratching his dinner?

163937  Borkf: @ignatz the duck that lands so clumsily on a frozen pond in winter But the intoxicating power of our love Transforms this simple act into an anthropomorphic drama Where Mr Duck's embarrassed and the other ducks are laughing 'Quack quack quack quack quack'

163891  Hosebag: It was a three dog night.

163932  winwolf: @Dan Tagonistic Gaf tape would be easier...and everything's better with gaf tape.

163944  Elleander: How come they BOTH look annoyed af?

163897  Hosebag: Ow, my eye.

163908  Hosebag: Baboons are in Danny's room again.

163941  ch: ----- Pretendus wallus

163941  winwolf: Anatomy of a mime.

163942  ch: "Billy don't you quit on me we win this dance marathon, get those tires and drive out of this hell hole to Scottsdale, get jobs and paint the to -- Billy noooOOOOOOOO"

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163806 yev: is she pregnant?

163776 whiplash: I drank all this medicine but I still have diabetes.

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Score:
370
 
 birdythemighty: Italicized because it's classy.
 addend: Technically, the bristles are on the... Never mind.
 Warrax: @scribbs I made it with my dick!
 scribbs: @Warrax I enjoyed that comment :-)
 Warrax: I do everything with my dick. We're inseparable.
 whiplash: I don't need a book to tell me how to do THAT.
 Ulillillia: You might had some but you never had none like this, just wait til you see my dick painting
 Mr. Butt: @Peter Pantsless Beat me to it! (Pun intended).
 Nope: I think that there might be one of them photoshops
 LaeMi: Your color pallet is restricted to various shades of yellow, and white if you need correction fluid and are prepared to work for it!
 Peter Pantsless: #147815
Image 155604   01-10-17   Uploaded by    kensin
Score:
262
 
 Red: 3. Our bear took the class on a field trip
 Yam: My bear took me... well, never mind where
 LaeMi: Well, s/he may well have. There isn't any law against black teachers going bush-walking is there?
 Scoo: I pushed hard for the test
Image 155603   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Rembo Prundus
Score:
288
 
 ClockworkJackalope: Yaaaay Chernobyl
 Scoo: I have terrible allergies to hay too
Image 155602   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Whatever
Score:
820
 
 a robot: Squish nap
 ClockworkJackalope: Long car ride indeed
 Nope: @Peter Pantsless *impatiently waits in line* Hurry uuuppppppp
 Peter Pantsless: Omg wanna cuddle those fluff beasts
Image 155601   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Red
Score:
497
 
 Science: ...with Robert Crumb, and all I got was this acid sticker!
 jochenau: And all I got was this badge, and some drugs, and some kind of squiggly bacterial disease.
 Cami: Love that gas....
 ClockworkJackalope: " and the acid I got was great!"
 DarkTeddy: And the tooth he pulled out became friends with the toothbrush I threw away 3 years ago.
 LaeMi: You'll be a dentist / You have a talent for causing things pain / Son, be a dentist / People will pay you to be inhumane
 sparename: "He anthropomorphised my teeth and now they all sing to me - 'La, La, La, La' they sing. Listen - don't they sound lovely? Where are my pills?"
Image 155600   01-10-17   Uploaded by    ratwa
Score:
450
 
 jochenau: Her skin is clammy, her breath smells like fish, she's as slippery as an eel, and she's got a crabby personality to boot!
 ThatGuy: Mare Pescado
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Is your friend just a stack of aquatic animals?
 Lestrange: Archimboldo. Great stuff.
 sparename: " # We are all made of Starfish # " and friends. Is this Moby Dick, then?
Image 155599   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
Score:
246
 
 Kim: Hey now!
 Borkf: @Peach Apologies. We still love your cans.
 Wet farts: I see what you did there. @Teechur
 Teechur: Looks like he cooked himself a garand meal. With side(arm)s!
 drtofu: You'll have to pry this tray out of my cold dead hands.
 Bluetocracy: I hope all of you are my roommates when the apocalypse happens. You have low standards for food, I will provide years of random music.
 ThatGuy: Dont ever take pictures of me or my kid cuisine ever again.
 Peach: PS I'm actually a man but you can all still enjoy my cans, if that's what you wish.
 Peach: @Borkf Everybody loves @Peach 's cans.
 Borkf: @Scoo +1 for canned peaches. Not canned @Peach though, she probably wouldn't like that.
 Knice: @Scoo I like you.
 Wet farts: What's with all the random calibers?
 a robot: Manchild.jpg
 Scoo: @Peter Pantsless Dunno about those, but canned peaches are always pretty good
 Peter Pantsless: @Scoo I actually really like canned peas. All mushy and bland. Canned pears, too. All sandy and watery. I...have low standards haha
 Scoo: @Peter Pantsless I always liked the corn better than anything else. It's hard to fuck up corn; even canned corn isn't half-bad (compared to most veggies).
 sparename: Bloody stupid kids, trying to fit rifle bullets into chicken nuggets
 Peter Pantsless: The corn was okay, but that fudge shit was awful
Image 155598   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Mumbo Dingus
Score:
525
 
 Robespierre: Hey, now...
 XLY: ah, yes of course. Now i see
 ClockworkJackalope: The leopard llama
 whiplash: Eye of the Tiger. Well, leopard.
 wolfpk: Take a hit of acid and this makes perfet since.
 wolfpk: Take a hit of acid and this makes perfet since.
 Ulillillia: Aztec cats are nice
Image 155597   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
Score:
240
 
 Robespierre: Gouache on Masonite?
 Red: nice portrait. the photographer could use some practice though
Image 155596   01-10-17   Uploaded by    140bpm
Score:
660
 
 addend: Politely asking you to leave.
 a robot: Always a rad for orangutans!
 Robespierre: Ella-ella-ella-ay-ay-ay-ay-um-brella
 BILL DOOR: HE'S TRYING TO KEEP THE BOOKS DRY.
 LKoroton: Apehorn: my mood today
 Scoo: And you're just standing there, getting rain-soaked, taking the damn picture
 Peter Pantsless: Holy crap! Orangutans have figured out how to glue leaves to their faces!
Image 155595   01-10-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
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