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175934  ignatz: ..is that Kenneth Clarke?

175144  Mr Bleak: Blue Waffle, anyone?

175892  Robespierre: @Dick Inspector Including your Uncle Mort.

175932  Scoo: [ ] Buddy

175149  Mr Bleak: Windows 8 == Fisher Price Mode.

175940  ignatz: There's your problem right there: your air filter is only 20 microns across..

175930  Scoo: Spacebar

175908  CrystallineEntity: @scribbs When a sandworm dies it creates what is called a pre-spice bloom which over time creates more spice which the sandworm then consume... Arrakis ecology is confusing.

175905  Robespierre: Exactly what game is it that I'm supposed to be changing?

175745  fisto: @VoR damn

175922  A duck: Oooh, ghost pipes! (IDK what this actually is)

175920  Robespierre: Where's that board today? I WANT it.

175921  Robespierre: First Place in the Groom-O-Rama down at Puppers-R-Us.

175923  A duck: Hillbilly white kid is like, "Yep."

175883  dangerkeith3000: I think I've seen this porn before.

175924  A duck: This will end in one less doggo nose :(

175929  Urn BooUrn: From the wikihow page on ghost bdsm.

175875  SgtScaredFrog: I'm badding this because it made the spaceship less friendly

175875  A duck: Wow. Destruction of property is bad, but so is being an entitled jackass. Sometimes you've gotta knock a motherfucker down a peg and let 'em know their shit's not acceptable. Tape a penny to their windshield with a note that says, "Could've, but didn't. Don't park like this, jackass."

175925  sparename: @Scoo "You just wait while the Master bates"

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Score:
370
 
 birdythemighty: Italicized because it's classy.
 addend: Technically, the bristles are on the... Never mind.
 Warrax: @scribbs I made it with my dick!
 scribbs: @Warrax I enjoyed that comment :-)
 Warrax: I do everything with my dick. We're inseparable.
 whiplash: I don't need a book to tell me how to do THAT.
 Ulillillia: You might had some but you never had none like this, just wait til you see my dick painting
 Mr. Butt: @Peter Pantsless Beat me to it! (Pun intended).
 Nope: I think that there might be one of them photoshops
 LaeMi: Your color pallet is restricted to various shades of yellow, and white if you need correction fluid and are prepared to work for it!
 Peter Pantsless: #147815
Image 155604   01-10-17   Uploaded by    kensin
Score:
262
 
 Red: 3. Our bear took the class on a field trip
 Yam: My bear took me... well, never mind where
 LaeMi: Well, s/he may well have. There isn't any law against black teachers going bush-walking is there?
 Scoo: I pushed hard for the test
Image 155603   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Rembo Prundus
Score:
288
 
 ClockworkJackalope: Yaaaay Chernobyl
 Scoo: I have terrible allergies to hay too
Image 155602   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Whatever
Score:
820
 
 a robot: Squish nap
 ClockworkJackalope: Long car ride indeed
 Nope: @Peter Pantsless *impatiently waits in line* Hurry uuuppppppp
 Peter Pantsless: Omg wanna cuddle those fluff beasts
Image 155601   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Red
Score:
497
 
 Science: ...with Robert Crumb, and all I got was this acid sticker!
 jochenau: And all I got was this badge, and some drugs, and some kind of squiggly bacterial disease.
 Cami: Love that gas....
 ClockworkJackalope: " and the acid I got was great!"
 DarkTeddy: And the tooth he pulled out became friends with the toothbrush I threw away 3 years ago.
 LaeMi: You'll be a dentist / You have a talent for causing things pain / Son, be a dentist / People will pay you to be inhumane
 sparename: "He anthropomorphised my teeth and now they all sing to me - 'La, La, La, La' they sing. Listen - don't they sound lovely? Where are my pills?"
Image 155600   01-10-17   Uploaded by    ratwa
Score:
450
 
 jochenau: Her skin is clammy, her breath smells like fish, she's as slippery as an eel, and she's got a crabby personality to boot!
 ThatGuy: Mare Pescado
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Is your friend just a stack of aquatic animals?
 Lestrange: Archimboldo. Great stuff.
 sparename: " # We are all made of Starfish # " and friends. Is this Moby Dick, then?
Image 155599   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
Score:
246
 
 Kim: Hey now!
 Borkf: @Peach Apologies. We still love your cans.
 Wet farts: I see what you did there. @Teechur
 Teechur: Looks like he cooked himself a garand meal. With side(arm)s!
 drtofu: You'll have to pry this tray out of my cold dead hands.
 Bluetocracy: I hope all of you are my roommates when the apocalypse happens. You have low standards for food, I will provide years of random music.
 ThatGuy: Dont ever take pictures of me or my kid cuisine ever again.
 Peach: PS I'm actually a man but you can all still enjoy my cans, if that's what you wish.
 Peach: @Borkf Everybody loves @Peach 's cans.
 Borkf: @Scoo +1 for canned peaches. Not canned @Peach though, she probably wouldn't like that.
 Knice: @Scoo I like you.
 Wet farts: What's with all the random calibers?
 a robot: Manchild.jpg
 Scoo: @Peter Pantsless Dunno about those, but canned peaches are always pretty good
 Peter Pantsless: @Scoo I actually really like canned peas. All mushy and bland. Canned pears, too. All sandy and watery. I...have low standards haha
 Scoo: @Peter Pantsless I always liked the corn better than anything else. It's hard to fuck up corn; even canned corn isn't half-bad (compared to most veggies).
 sparename: Bloody stupid kids, trying to fit rifle bullets into chicken nuggets
 Peter Pantsless: The corn was okay, but that fudge shit was awful
Image 155598   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Mumbo Dingus
Score:
525
 
 Robespierre: Hey, now...
 XLY: ah, yes of course. Now i see
 ClockworkJackalope: The leopard llama
 whiplash: Eye of the Tiger. Well, leopard.
 wolfpk: Take a hit of acid and this makes perfet since.
 wolfpk: Take a hit of acid and this makes perfet since.
 Ulillillia: Aztec cats are nice
Image 155597   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
Score:
240
 
 Robespierre: Gouache on Masonite?
 Red: nice portrait. the photographer could use some practice though
Image 155596   01-10-17   Uploaded by    140bpm
Score:
660
 
 addend: Politely asking you to leave.
 a robot: Always a rad for orangutans!
 Robespierre: Ella-ella-ella-ay-ay-ay-ay-um-brella
 BILL DOOR: HE'S TRYING TO KEEP THE BOOKS DRY.
 LKoroton: Apehorn: my mood today
 Scoo: And you're just standing there, getting rain-soaked, taking the damn picture
 Peter Pantsless: Holy crap! Orangutans have figured out how to glue leaves to their faces!
Image 155595   01-10-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
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