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249660  redmonkey3: @Joseph - on closer exam that DOES look like surface features and terrIn... oh poop.

249670  a robot: username/upload weirdness

249663  Lantry: Dayman, save me!

249643  sparenamelaptopdied: Great Expectations

249670  Mr. Butt: BEWARE

249670  mrdiron: It's not just heat vision.

249668  redmonkey3: Won't bounce

249668  sparenamelaptopdied: "DEUCE!!"

249666  raditzu: where's the dent? it's a Death Star!

249619  Zochrot: straight from the 90's vampire the masquerade larp

249666  TurkeyVulture: This is essentially my current truck, except mine's the 3/4 ton. Same dent.

249667  TurkeyVulture: Amazing. I've seen this movie more times than anything except Star Wars. Ive cosplayed as Walter. I wrote a graduate-level post-Marxist analysis of the film. And somehow I rembered the can as a Ralph's store brand coffee. I'm going senile.

249621  Zochrot: I'm tripping balls!

249624  Zochrot: cat cloud city

249666  whcvgre78: Dude I used to drive this truck. I mean, the scuff was on the other side, it had a camper hood, and different hubcaps. But I still have a strong affinity for blue, beat-up chevrolet pickups.

249654  Captain Marsupial: And Lo, the lions shall lie down with the ham. (Wait, we're out of lions? Well how's this joke supposed to work?)

249661  Captain Marsupial: Honey badger always to rad.

249551  BavidDowie: This is fantastic

249555  BavidDowie: Baby's First wailing guitar solo

249660  Zochrot: secure your carabiners kids

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249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

249357 Passive: This was a transphobic "fake commercial" for repelling unwanted advances from men using a fake penis

249477 El hefe: How i think it will go.....reality

249509 Lunimeow: Be right back, gotta take a me.

249591 hajjpodge: Start with Cleveland.

249492 savvoy: From the days before cars had seatbelts

249608 Prostata: BRB...

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249643 sparenamelaptopdied: Great Expectations

249488 tib gubb: yall done fucked up!



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Score:
820
 
 a robot: Squish nap
 ClockworkJackalope: Long car ride indeed
 Nope: @Peter Pantsless *impatiently waits in line* Hurry uuuppppppp
 Peter Pantsless: Omg wanna cuddle those fluff beasts
Image 155601   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Red
Score:
497
 
 Science: ...with Robert Crumb, and all I got was this acid sticker!
 jochenau: And all I got was this badge, and some drugs, and some kind of squiggly bacterial disease.
 Cami: Love that gas....
 ClockworkJackalope: " and the acid I got was great!"
 DarkTeddy: And the tooth he pulled out became friends with the toothbrush I threw away 3 years ago.
 LaeMi: You'll be a dentist / You have a talent for causing things pain / Son, be a dentist / People will pay you to be inhumane
 sparename: "He anthropomorphised my teeth and now they all sing to me - 'La, La, La, La' they sing. Listen - don't they sound lovely? Where are my pills?"
Image 155600   01-10-17   Uploaded by    ratwa
Score:
450
 
 jochenau: Her skin is clammy, her breath smells like fish, she's as slippery as an eel, and she's got a crabby personality to boot!
 ThatGuy: Mare Pescado
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Is your friend just a stack of aquatic animals?
 Lestrange: Archimboldo. Great stuff.
 sparename: " # We are all made of Starfish # " and friends. Is this Moby Dick, then?
Image 155599   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
Score:
246
 
 Kim: Hey now!
 Borkf: @Peach Apologies. We still love your cans.
 Wet farts: I see what you did there. @Teechur
 Teechur: Looks like he cooked himself a garand meal. With side(arm)s!
 drtofu: You'll have to pry this tray out of my cold dead hands.
 Bluetocracy: I hope all of you are my roommates when the apocalypse happens. You have low standards for food, I will provide years of random music.
 ThatGuy: Dont ever take pictures of me or my kid cuisine ever again.
 Peach: PS I'm actually a man but you can all still enjoy my cans, if that's what you wish.
 Peach: @Borkf Everybody loves @Peach 's cans.
 Borkf: @Scoo +1 for canned peaches. Not canned @Peach though, she probably wouldn't like that.
 Knice: @Scoo I like you.
 Wet farts: What's with all the random calibers?
 a robot: Manchild.jpg
 Scoo: @Peter Pantsless Dunno about those, but canned peaches are always pretty good
 Peter Pantsless: @Scoo I actually really like canned peas. All mushy and bland. Canned pears, too. All sandy and watery. I...have low standards haha
 Scoo: @Peter Pantsless I always liked the corn better than anything else. It's hard to fuck up corn; even canned corn isn't half-bad (compared to most veggies).
 sparename: Bloody stupid kids, trying to fit rifle bullets into chicken nuggets
 Peter Pantsless: The corn was okay, but that fudge shit was awful
Image 155598   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Mumbo Dingus
Score:
525
 
 Magic Bullets: Hey, now...
 XLY: ah, yes of course. Now i see
 ClockworkJackalope: The leopard llama
 whiplash: Eye of the Tiger. Well, leopard.
 wolfpk: Take a hit of acid and this makes perfet since.
 wolfpk: Take a hit of acid and this makes perfet since.
 Ulillillia: Aztec cats are nice
Image 155597   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
Score:
240
 
 KnifeySpooney: Gouache on Masonite?
 Red: nice portrait. the photographer could use some practice though
Image 155596   01-10-17   Uploaded by    140bpm
Score:
660
 
 addend: Politely asking you to leave.
 a robot: Always a rad for orangutans!
 demonius: Ella-ella-ella-ay-ay-ay-ay-um-brella
 BILL DOOR: HE'S TRYING TO KEEP THE BOOKS DRY.
 LKoroton: Apehorn: my mood today
 Scoo: And you're just standing there, getting rain-soaked, taking the damn picture
 Peter Pantsless: Holy crap! Orangutans have figured out how to glue leaves to their faces!
Image 155595   01-10-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
386
 
 addend: (Robin steals the Batmobile, and drives recklessly while crying. Alfred leaves the mansion after setting it afire; He took whatever valuables fit in his suitcase.)
 XLY: Lies
 Bluetocracy: Mr. West, we have to take you back to your room now.
 Nope: You are Batman not Judgeman.
 SomeCanadian: Agreed.
 Scoo: True
 funny in the wall: Batbob's burgers
Image 155594   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
661
 
 hammy: yup @funny in the wall!
 Bluetocracy: First selfie, recorded to cassette tape. Circa 1982.
 wolfpk: It only took an hour to draw.
 wolfpk: It only took an hour to draw.
 funny in the wall: I hope it made a good nugget
 Red: self portrait, c. 1980
 Scoo: Don't be jealous that I've been chatting with chicks all day on the computer
 Peter Pantsless: To nobody's surprise, pictures of chicks were the first thing on the Internet
Image 155593   01-10-17   Uploaded by    cannabis
Score:
131
 
 Science: @Theta Zero: AG's a little slow with processing uploads lately.
 jochenau: @Cami Grandpa sayings are the best!
 Cami: As grandpa' would say: She could eat an apple through a tennis racket.
 DrinkMixMan: I agree, January is far too early for Christmas-related stuff
 Peter Pantsless: My face when I see "mfw" memes
 funny in the wall: my face when I see christmas references. also, you should get that checked out.
 whiplash: What's the matter with your face, face?
 SomeCanadian: Spaceship timely @Theta Zero
 Theta Zero: My face when I see Christmas references past New Year's.
Image 155592   01-10-17   Uploaded by    FarmerWalk
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