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169405  sparename: @Robespierre My victims have all been bled

169353  Beef Supreme: No thanks, fellas. I have plans to run with the dogs tonight, in suburbia.

169419  Warrax: The miracle of motherhood, so beautiful.

169408  sparename: More Eppy Fann.ies

169328  piranharama: @CastleBravo Needs more dakka! Glad someone knew what I meant.

169415  sparename: This ain't rock and roll

169418  sparename: The terrible conundrum - lie in, breakfast or shit?

169366  Beef Supreme: As long as the container was purchased there on the same visit, game on. Enjoy losing a leg by the age of 45.

169425  sparename: Gibbs drinks out of jars

169434  ignatz: This is horrible but probably happens all the time. Answer must be 15 yr old: two lives at stake

169426  Knice: You get better reception this way.

169418  ThatGuy: When you gotta go, you gotta go.

169425  ThatGuy: Stay something, people.

169430  fanny: i decided to jump on our spaghetti bandwagon

169425  ThatGuy: The 1,306,763,922th most interesting man in the world

169425  Gomi Day: this is now what the creator of DA MUTHA FUCKIN SHARE Z0NE looks like in my head

169405  Beef Supreme: I liked how he was Karloff's sidekick in The Invisible Ray.

169415  Beef Supreme: Genocide shop? You have to sugar-coat that shit a little. Open up under the guise of a "Women's Health Clinic", say you're non-profit but take huge salaries. Maybe you can secure government funding for helping out the poor, like the leading national chain of genocide shops does.

169415  funny in the wall: genocide by diabetus

169291  Hokie333: Evil spirits hate clowns as much as the rest of us.

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169255 Zukero: This porn is not gluten-free

169266 carpwoman: @SomeCanadian - Exactly!

169276 iCEy: came here to post that @a robot

169257 fanny: @Peach i know right? it makes me think of all the times i've fed the ducks, not knowing i was just killing them :(

169300 redmonkey3: @Peter Pantsless - ;)

169229 Theimposter: Why are there tentacles?

169370 Scoo: Hey, Booboo!

169249 SomeCanadian: Well I just got the name for my future cat. @Teechur

169241 apoxia: That is fucking gross.

169322 KingTrebek: needs Long John Silvers



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Score:
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 Kim: Hey now!
 Borkf: @Peach Apologies. We still love your cans.
 Wet farts: I see what you did there. @Teechur
 Teechur: Looks like he cooked himself a garand meal. With side(arm)s!
 drtofu: You'll have to pry this tray out of my cold dead hands.
 Bluetocracy: I hope all of you are my roommates when the apocalypse happens. You have low standards for food, I will provide years of random music.
 ThatGuy: Dont ever take pictures of me or my kid cuisine ever again.
 Peach: PS I'm actually a man but you can all still enjoy my cans, if that's what you wish.
 Peach: @Borkf Everybody loves @Peach 's cans.
 Borkf: @Scoo +1 for canned peaches. Not canned @Peach though, she probably wouldn't like that.
 Knice: @Scoo I like you.
 Wet farts: What's with all the random calibers?
 a robot: Manchild.jpg
 Scoo: @Peter Pantsless Dunno about those, but canned peaches are always pretty good
 Peter Pantsless: @Scoo I actually really like canned peas. All mushy and bland. Canned pears, too. All sandy and watery. I...have low standards haha
 Scoo: @Peter Pantsless I always liked the corn better than anything else. It's hard to fuck up corn; even canned corn isn't half-bad (compared to most veggies).
 sparename: Bloody stupid kids, trying to fit rifle bullets into chicken nuggets
 Peter Pantsless: The corn was okay, but that fudge shit was awful
Image 155598   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Mumbo Dingus
Score:
525
 
 Robespierre: Hey, now...
 XLY: ah, yes of course. Now i see
 ClockworkJackalope: The leopard llama
 whiplash: Eye of the Tiger. Well, leopard.
 wolfpk: Take a hit of acid and this makes perfet since.
 wolfpk: Take a hit of acid and this makes perfet since.
 Ulillillia: Aztec cats are nice
Image 155597   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
Score:
240
 
 Robespierre: Gouache on Masonite?
 Red: nice portrait. the photographer could use some practice though
Image 155596   01-10-17   Uploaded by    140bpm
Score:
660
 
 addend: Politely asking you to leave.
 a robot: Always a rad for orangutans!
 Robespierre: Ella-ella-ella-ay-ay-ay-ay-um-brella
 BILL DOOR: HE'S TRYING TO KEEP THE BOOKS DRY.
 LKoroton: Apehorn: my mood today
 Scoo: And you're just standing there, getting rain-soaked, taking the damn picture
 Peter Pantsless: Holy crap! Orangutans have figured out how to glue leaves to their faces!
Image 155595   01-10-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
386
 
 addend: (Robin steals the Batmobile, and drives recklessly while crying. Alfred leaves the mansion after setting it afire; He took whatever valuables fit in his suitcase.)
 XLY: Lies
 Bluetocracy: Mr. West, we have to take you back to your room now.
 Nope: You are Batman not Judgeman.
 SomeCanadian: Agreed.
 Scoo: True
 funny in the wall: Batbob's burgers
Image 155594   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
661
 
 hammy: yup @funny in the wall!
 Bluetocracy: First selfie, recorded to cassette tape. Circa 1982.
 wolfpk: It only took an hour to draw.
 wolfpk: It only took an hour to draw.
 funny in the wall: I hope it made a good nugget
 Red: self portrait, c. 1980
 Scoo: Don't be jealous that I've been chatting with chicks all day on the computer
 Peter Pantsless: To nobody's surprise, pictures of chicks were the first thing on the Internet
Image 155593   01-10-17   Uploaded by    cannabis
Score:
131
 
 Science: @Theta Zero: AG's a little slow with processing uploads lately.
 jochenau: @Cami Grandpa sayings are the best!
 Cami: As grandpa' would say: She could eat an apple through a tennis racket.
 DrinkMixMan: I agree, January is far too early for Christmas-related stuff
 Peter Pantsless: My face when I see "mfw" memes
 funny in the wall: my face when I see christmas references. also, you should get that checked out.
 whiplash: What's the matter with your face, face?
 SomeCanadian: Spaceship timely @Theta Zero
 Theta Zero: My face when I see Christmas references past New Year's.
Image 155592   01-10-17   Uploaded by    FarmerWalk
Score:
203
 
 Telkwa: Once I find my way outta this box, I'll get right on that.
 Dreforian: @Telkwa Be the best dummy you can be!
 Telkwa: Log Cabins For Dummies - Chapter 6: Doors, windows and rafters.
Image 155591   01-10-17   Uploaded by    bbbrandon
Score:
499
 
 Telkwa: Log Cabins for Dummies - Chapter 1
 Annoying Vegan : I think that too while Photoshopping, and then I get pissed when I'm painting IRL and can't find an Undo button.
 dobbiesdoogs: (image made with photoshop)
Image 155590   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
564
 
 ClockworkJackalope: " she just... never actually threw the ball. You know what that does to a guy? What it does to trust?"
 Hosebag: I like you, Lloyd. I always liked you. You were always the best of them. Best goddamned bartender from Timbuktu to Portland, Maine. Or Portland, Oregon, for that matter.
 Shay: Yes waiter, give that pupper the finest glass of wine you have.
 Bolt Vanderhuge: oh cool, @Supermansbrother is posting still shots of Lost in Translation again
 Peter Pantsless: "Hey, buddy, why the long face?"
Image 155589   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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