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216519  BavidDowie: Dat pizza doe

216594  Yurishiro: Welcome to spring breaaaaak!

216530  BavidDowie: Much growl. Very Angery. Wow.

216598  Yurishiro: The incredible bulk

216607  Yurishiro: @jazzjunkie you are both welcome.

216610  Borp Mento: No point when it's **a** wifi, need at least 3 bars to do anything useful.

216606  Hyphae: Can't get on the psilocybin clinical trials without a proper cluster headache, now can I?

216604  tib gubb: truly throwing all expectations out the window

216603  Micro Jackson: We are coming for the chair next

216604  Micro Jackson: Love the fan fic. Cut to the orgy scene

216604  jochenau: Would've been better than the actual movie.

216554  Micro Jackson: Purple nurple

216563  Micro Jackson: Meet the twins!

216610  Natch: Nah bro that's a tower connection. Your wall is on 4g

216568  Micro Jackson: At mya ages its "you look rough" / "Yeah I am dead"

216602  Sadbot: Sleepy Ben vs His Own Brain

216578  Micro Jackson: Not much of a haul for three days in the woods there Sparky

216599  RiderFan: I've transposed the notes in this song and it is rather boring.

216582  Micro Jackson: Britney worship is not dead, it just gone underground

214945  Mr Bleak: I wish I hadn't googled that. It's a roughly salt preserved human Viking heart. "Bad" from me.

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216490 Yurishiro: HEY! How did you know I have "you reading this comic now." tattooed on my face?

216537 UltraBeverly: This festival has EVERYTHING!

216346 Robespierre: The Miss-A-Shift-er! It's patented! Order NOW!

216356 glenalec: I see a crater with ejecta. Ewwwww.

216395 Niels Bohr: Shout shout let it all out.

216495 Felicity: @sparename Keep going until you hear the crunch

216479 Yurishiro: Gay androids only.

216475 raditzu: heavy breathing

216539 jochenau: Oil heaters are RAD. I have no idea why people bother with those stupid space heaters that sear a small patch in front of them and leave everything else freezing.

216436 Cami: @Air Biscuit Things go South long before they melt. If you need to spray and pray on this level you need one of the good guy guns from a John Woo movie.



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Score:
271
 
 Kim: Didn't Chuck Palahniuk write a short story about this?
 Noremak: @Peter Pantsless This must be why @sadbot is sad...
 Spazstatic: @Spazstatic that is to say a new user, @a robutt
 Spazstatic: @a robot and @Mr. Butt working together despite @a robot's earlier comment?
 Mr. Butt: No goddamn robot is going to take my job!
 funny in the wall: robotic butt is my dancing name
 WTF: It was funnier without the explanation.
 Peter Pantsless: @SomeCanadian Sounds like they know how to party
 addend: Dang robots takin' our jobs!
 SomeCanadian: So in reality, there are some people that yearly volunteer at medical schools to get prostate/pelvic exams by second-year medical students. They get repeatedy penetrated by inept medical students over and over for a week and somehow they're all repeat volunteers. These people are WEIRD.
 Peter Pantsless: @a robot Well I'm gonna donate my white fleshy one to science when I die, but since you'll probably never die, I understand your position. :P
 a robot: Double post! I'm serious about this issue
 a robot: @Peter Pantsless My shiny metal ass is off limits for medical training though
 Peter Pantsless: This is primitive compared to the units installed in both @sadbot and @a robot
 dobbiesdoogs: it's used for that, and nothing else
Image 155584   01-10-17   Uploaded by    manlyman
Score:
467
 
 Robespierre: A moment, frozen in time...
 jochenau: omg Becky, that color is *completely* wrong for this pavement lol
 Nope: See the thing that holds it up is part of the art so they are all like DERRRRRRRRRRRR?
 Scoo: Bringing art to the masses
 addend: "That is sooo awesome". "I know, right?".
Image 155583   01-10-17   Uploaded by    RiderFan
Score:
436
 
 ClockworkJackalope: Slow clap
 sparename: " # Ast-ar-ley for the UK, Is coming some time and maybe... # "
 Shay: I always thought SJW stood for "Single Jewish Woman".
 Ulillillia: And don't you know I would move heaven and earth to be together forever with you
 LaeMi: Bonus points for protestor on Segway.
Image 155582   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
451
 
 Bob: @Spazstatic Holy crap, how did you know? Just finished season 1 (again) yesterday.
 Mr. Shine: Yeah, duh
 WaffleIron: DONT JUDGE ME!
 wolfpk: Yes for 17 year, 24 hours a day 365 days a year.
 tib gubb: is this a trick question?
 wolfpk: Yes for 17 year, 24 hours a day 365 days a year.
 Spazstatic: @Bob watching the sitcom about your burger restaurant instead?
 WTF: Why? Are they bringing it back again?
 SomeCanadian: ALWAYS!
 Bob: That's a solid, "Nope" from me.
 Wet farts: You're not serous are you?
 a robot: Shut up and play the next episode!
 funny in the wall: Yes, dammit!
 Peach: I'm going to have a tv and speakers installed in my coffin. They will play the entire Futurama series on loop so that my corpse can continue to watch.
 LaeMi: Is that a serious question?
 Peter Pantsless: I will never stop watching Futurama, fool machine!
Image 155581   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Ignatius
Score:
580
 
 Robespierre: @Beef Supreme Yeah; I really dug "Roxanne" too
 mexican: Got it.
 Beef Supreme: Reminds me of that old Sting song.
 jochenau: fingerhorn
 Bluetocracy: @addend My answer to this only includes one finger...
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Done and done. Fuck you all by the way. Dont forget to fuck off cause i hate you.
 Warrax: I'm 2/3rds of the way there already!
 Nope: @Peach you are right, sleep IS fun
 addend: 2 fingers. Perfect.
 LaeMi: @Peach - and don't forget Feb 15 - Bulk discount chocolate day.
 Peach: This Valentine's day, focus on your relationship with YOU. Treat yourself to dinner and a movie. Take a romantic stroll around the park. When you get home, why not take a leap? Invite yourself in! Casually give yourself a tour of your own apartment, a tour that ends at your bedroom. This is when the REAL fun begins.
 LaeMi: That's the plan. ... Not my plan, though it appears to have been applied to me.
 Lestrange: Prudent
Image 155580   01-10-17   Uploaded by    KnifeySpooney
Score:
254
 
 Starky15: Put up your Doot's!
 Peter Pantsless: @Spazstatic heh, why do they call it the funny bone? heh. heh-heh.
 Spazstatic: @Peter Pantsless "it's not so humerus now, mortal"
 addend: Do you even crypt, bro?
 Bolt Vanderhuge: Mr. Cool Ice
 Peach: All these cute skelly pics have me excited to be free of my flesh. Someday...
 Peter Pantsless: Dat humerus, tho
Image 155579   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
500
 
 Robespierre: I spent a week there one Saturday afternoon
 Cami: This seriously effected my military career.
 Cami: @hearsegirl Egg industry propaganda. Shame. *shakes head*
 ClockworkJackalope: That look of complete loss of hope. " oh shit, the white man finally showed up. Fuck"
 hearsegirl: i read this. it was in late seventies i believe. the heroine of the story was a chicken, whose boiled eggs provided the sulphur missing from the mushroonm people's diet. really.
 Lestrange: Been there. I was a fox.
 Ulillillia: Oh dag, I didn't mean for you to eat the whole bag
 fakeusername: by Terence McKenna
 Peter Pantsless: Presumably the home of the Mushroom Kingdom. Explains a lot, actually
Image 155578   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
Score:
290
 
 WaffleIron: I have nightmares about this shit. STOP THIS SHIT! Gaaaahhhh!
 carpwoman: Brilliant.
 wolfpk: It was supposed to be that way. Don't hinder my artistic expression with some as mondain as practical.
 Scoo: I'm optionally-corporeal, so this is fine
 addend: "So get up / get, get get down / 911 is a joke in yo town."
 Lestrange: Whoopsie
 tritium: Tear it down and try again.
Image 155577   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Apple IIe
Score:
405
 
 Robespierre: "Keep an eye on the North Korean judge's score"
 Dreforian: ONCE MORE UNTO THE BREACH!
 WTF: Cue R. Kelly
 werterland: "Holy shit, I didn't think he'd actually jump!" "I told you not to tell him he can't fly. You know how John hates being told what he can't do."
 Mr. Butt: Later, shitbirds.
Image 155576   01-10-17   Uploaded by    scribbs
Score:
420
 
 Cami: During my stint as an ironworker this double entendre was thrown around a lot.
 wolfpk: I get e-mails like this all the time.
 LaeMi: So you keep saying. I'm still waiting.
 Ulillillia: If you know what I mean.
 Peter Pantsless: Why must my junk be so industrious?
 Spazstatic: Soon...
Image 155575   01-10-17   Uploaded by    the snark
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