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163318  Dresdenkeogh: @Knice @Lestrange *cassowary pun*

163343  bug: What am I looking at? Is your phone pregnant?

163331  Dresdenkeogh: @WaffleIron awwwwww yis

163336  fanny: @fanny i found a picture i'll upload, but not as cool without music

163339  WTF: A little more humane than hitting mice with mallets...

163335  duchaschmeremol: another failed c-ring design

163313  SunWukong: I see a giant spider. But that happens a lot.

163341  Knice: I'm guessing this story was told to many medical professionals.

163316  ch: seal in the basket / please talk free / the door is locked / just you and me / can i take you to a restaurant / that's got glass tables / you can watch yourself / while you are eating

163342  Knice: This course should be mandatory.

163317  ch: why can't I, hold all this toast?

163339  fanny: ahh... so THIS is how the MeowMix jingle is played!

163334  Mexico: Don't diss my friends, lady.

163337  Mexico: The Soviet Union's most righteous half pipe.

163325  ch: where is my giant shoe

163340  Mexico: Rosehip and I would make the perfect couple who stay together out of inertia and crippling fear of dying alone.

163332  ch: there you are mister! you got a hecka lot of chores to do today!

163242  hearsegirl: i re-enact this every time i get my asthma meds.

163145  VoR: @draakeragon I know.

163336  fanny: there was a house in my neighborhood decorated like the twilight zone opening in my neighborhood this past halloween, complete with theme music playing and owner dressed like Serling giving out candy.

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Score:
270
 
 Kraken: @Scoo I've seen that video many times. Still 10/10 would cannibal again
 Noremak: @Peter Pantsless You mean the one they used as the creeper tag?
 Scoo: @Kraken youtu.be/…
 Kraken: The random shai labeouf button though
 Shay: Yaoi come back, ya hear?
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny ah! I missed your earlier comment. I actually wear the "King Mascot" pin on my hat every day. I wish I had a "sweetheart Mascot" pin. That image is adorable
 Lestrange: @Scoo Google it. It's moderately amusing.
 Ulillillia: Hanging out the passenger side of his best friend's ride, trying to holler at me
 funny in the wall: What is yaoi, I'm hesitant to google it at work
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless lol same has already happened to me!
 Scoo: Tell me more about this Fred Durst Juice Diet...
 Peter Pantsless: Also, after seeing the "No Scrubs" button, I will have that song stuck in my head the rest of the day. Thanks, @Pop That Ponzi
 Hiddentigerma: Yaoi is legal. It's everywhere on tumblr. Don't ask.
 Peter Pantsless: No AG button: 5/10
 tritium: Ah, experience trackers will recognize this as the trail of the elusive teen fangirl.
 fanny: like, where's your mascot button?!
 fanny: you need more pieces of flair!
 Meow: I kind of want to be friends with whoever owns these buttons
 Minx: Oh Hannah, how you have changed....
Image 155573   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Pop That Ponzi
Score:
510
 
 Kraken: @Peter Pantsless Maybs a bit of a theme /park/ running here.
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny and prisons. I tried that urban explorer thing once, but I was almost caught by police and almost killed in the same night. It was exhilarating, but it was way too close to disaster
 fanny: @Zampano abandoned malls and hospitals are pretty great to look at too
 ChubbyBuddy: @Zampano Sounds Like Tennessee
 dobbiesdoogs: pripyat? i hardly knew that!
 Zampano: I love abandoned theme park pictures. Something so eerie about a place of great joy but now no one's there, it's falling apart, overgrown with plant life, happiness gone...
 Lestrange: Heard there was a problem with Reactor 4 or something. What's that siren?
 Peter Pantsless: Got a bit of a theme running here, don't you @Whatever?
 sparename: "DODGE THIS, MOFO!... Oh, you can't, I'm sorry.."
Image 155572   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Whatever
Score:
794
 
 Kim: Aw. Look, the girls are playing Norway. The Jonas Brothers are next.
 Bluetocracy: Barbie Q... But I swear I've seen them fighting demons or something before, so this all fits somehow.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Not a fan of churches ever but this one looks promising. Besides burning crap dolls is breaking things part of worship?
 wolfpk: No red flags here. Nope this is perfectly normal.
 Knice: @Annoying Vegan Yeah, I lucked out that way; we get along quite well. I mean, they *could* like corn more, but no one's perfect. :-)
 Annoying Vegan : @Knice Your offspring sounds rad AF
 Bolt Vanderhuge: ...wait, they're wearing sweaters of what they're doing and they're.... burning... um.
 Bob: Huh.
 RiderFan: @Mr. Butt Maybe it 'twas destiny to meet here.
 fanny: this is fine.
 Hiddentigerma: Isn't the girl on the left that youtuber that people thought was racist?
 tritium: I admire them for staying on-message.
 Minx: Grunge.... got freaky
 Peter Pantsless: @Knice chip off the ol' block, I see
 Scoo: They seem... uh, [thinking of something to say that won't result in immolation] nice?
 msmstud: Outfits matching the deed? ....carry on.
 Mr. Butt: I feel like we would be friends, @RiderFan
 Knice: When my daughter was little, we saw a commercial for these dolls that you can get custom-made to (eerily) resemble your kid. I asked her if she wanted one and she said "Those things are WAY creepy. If you get me one, I'm gonna hide it all over and every day, like when you open the fridge or something, it'll be there." I figured it was best not to test her.
Image 155571   01-10-17   Uploaded by    RiderFan
Score:
729
 
 Kraken: Kevin, the wifi is out! Julia, where is Kevin? I seriously need to rethink the amount of vacation time you guys get....
 Wet farts: Classic Kevin
 Ulillillia: Something's wrong with that kid
 tritium: More! I need to know more.
 Minx: No one wants to be a Kevin.
 AverageJoe: It seems you've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?
 Scoo: Who is Kevin? Kevin's dead, baby; Kevin's dead.
Image 155570   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Lorm Bembo
Score:
415
 
 Bluetocracy: this is the day the level 1 characters get to ask the level 10 characters questions
 whiplash: My mum said to ask you wot's it like to be a tramp?
 Quackzy: She has a Diet Coke.
 Derp Herpigan: If she had sleeves you could bet there'd be an Ace up them.
 Minx: The reason some don't bring their moms in to school for show and tell.
 tib gubb: She didn't tell you? We have a deal. If you fall for her trick, I take your soul.
 Scoo: One of them is probably pretty cold or one of them is probably quite warm
 Meow: I really should try the new Final Fantasy
 Peter Pantsless: Luck be a lady
 Lestrange: Teachers these darn days, huh?
Image 155569   01-10-17   Uploaded by    boomboomboom
Score:
450
 
 jochenau: Wait...hamburgers are space alien corpses?
 Annoying Vegan : Your optometrist's methods seem a tad unorthodox.
 addend: What a strange world. 2 kinds of cabbage, but no tomato, pickle, or onion. And ketchup?!
 Scoo: Illuminatiburger Confirmed
 Lestrange: That's just silly.
Image 155568   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
Score:
332
 
 Robespierre: @Robespierre (I meant the number only, not the image)
 Robespierre: #102
 addend: Who wore it better.
 Lestrange: I like his pup but he is a questionable character.
 Supermansbrother: I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me.
Image 155567   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
234
 
 msmstud: @KingTrebek -- Maybe they're chaps. It seems like that sort of party.
 msmstud: @Winterneuro -- Also: rim job.
 KingTrebek: Why the top one got pants on?
 msmstud: @Winterneuro -- You're not a loser for not recognizing anilingus (a.k.a. analingus, analinctus, anilingism, anolinctus, anolingus, tossing salad, eating ass, licking butt, and getting hepatitis). See also: rusty trombone.
 Winterneuro: Am I a total loser in that I have no clue what im looking at (in terms of the position)
 Scoo: Which sex number is this? (See #155532 for reference)
 Lestrange: Is that a real marble counter top?
 Peter Pantsless: Taking "sex sells" to its logical extreme
 smusher: Butt is it art?
 msmstud: I'm not sure where to start here....nice counter-top? The flooring looks like real hardwood; is it?
Image 155566   01-10-17   Uploaded by    miller
Score:
542
 
 Robespierre: "Tansit! Mah MAN!"
 whiplash: Transform your life!
 Bob: Negatron forever... Also Rabbit Troop forever.
 Judge Bread: I consider myself a Realistscream
 Peter Pantsless: This is RAD
 Lestrange: Motivational poster is motivating me
 msmstud: Must buy the poster.
Image 155565   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
232
 
 Science: Here comes the super copter / Here comes the noise it makes / The demon was an idea / The demon is awake
 Robespierre: Rejected cover art for second Blue Oyster Cult album
 Minx: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *malfunctioning noises*
 tritium: Ah, a jazzpunk reimagining of 9/11.
 msmstud: I...do not like this art.
 Yam: It's New Years smooth-jazzing eve!
 Supermansbrother: Midnight at PLDP, just like you remember.
Image 155564   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Spray Tan
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