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237950  Slerzy: Sick

237930  carpwoman: Not a house cat. Look at the pupils.

237950  Sadbot: @carpwoman We're both wrong, it was Reddit. I guess Stormfronters are working on overtaking goons for the title of "least hygienic people"

237936  carpwoman: I bet that would feel nice you know, like in August....

237938  carpwoman: Riiiiiiiiiight......

237943  carpwoman: @Ulillillia - My first thought, too.

237944  carpwoman: Slack in the heed.

237945  carpwoman: Timely.

237950  carpwoman: @Sadbot - Wasn't that here? I saw it, too.

237947  a robot: We need a Mascot costume for every holiday, like these things:…

237950  Sadbot: I vaguely recall some horrific goon story about how he thought every family kept an old steak knife by the toilet for the big ones, and was unpleasantly slapped in the face by reality when he unloaded at a friend/girlfriend's place. Humans are disgusting.

237951  sparename: Furry cake

237836  Robespierre: @WTF One toke over the line?

237934  glenalec: @Off Topic - you 1-percenter!

237934  Mr. Whiskers: Hello, fellow American

237929  glenalec: @Side Boob - generally you wait until they are a lot less cute before you eat them.

237891  Robespierre: We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town ...

237893  Robespierre: I already did...

237942  Mr. Whiskers: @Ulillillia weird. I was just about to write a giggle water joke. Great minds.

237945  Mr. Whiskers: Back up in that ass like a resurrection

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237737 Mr. Shine: @charlemagne I don't believe so. During Sealand's Civil War, the German government negotiated for the return of the only P.O.W., and paid a hefty fee for his release.

237857 Mr. Shine: @glenalec classic Lassie.

237928 Robespierre: Hoy-hoy...

237727 glenalec: Well, if you can't control your vehicle properly....

237734 OldKentuckyShark: You're going to watch your favorite shows on the internet? You seem like a cheap ass...

237717 Wooden Spoon: @Dr Awkward: Starring Bennie Goodman

237763 some guy : What am I supposed to be seeing here? What should I notice about this?? I could really use a graphic aide.

237697 trelyate: "shit, I left my weed in the glove department"

237699 some guy : Windowlicky

237873 Ulillillia: The Olympics only they give out laptops instead of medals

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11. burritos: 2129 points
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14. bookcase: 1931 points
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 Kim: Aw. Look, the girls are playing Norway. The Jonas Brothers are next.
 Bluetocracy: Barbie Q... But I swear I've seen them fighting demons or something before, so this all fits somehow.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Not a fan of churches ever but this one looks promising. Besides burning crap dolls is breaking things part of worship?
 wolfpk: No red flags here. Nope this is perfectly normal.
 Knice: @Annoying Vegan Yeah, I lucked out that way; we get along quite well. I mean, they *could* like corn more, but no one's perfect. :-)
 Annoying Vegan : @Knice Your offspring sounds rad AF
 Bolt Vanderhuge: ...wait, they're wearing sweaters of what they're doing and they're.... burning... um.
 Bob: Huh.
 RiderFan: @Mr. Butt Maybe it 'twas destiny to meet here.
 fanny: this is fine.
 Hiddentigerma: Isn't the girl on the left that youtuber that people thought was racist?
 tritium: I admire them for staying on-message.
 Minx: Grunge.... got freaky
 Peter Pantsless: @Knice chip off the ol' block, I see
 Scoo: They seem... uh, [thinking of something to say that won't result in immolation] nice?
 msmstud: Outfits matching the deed? ....carry on.
 Mr. Butt: I feel like we would be friends, @RiderFan
 Knice: When my daughter was little, we saw a commercial for these dolls that you can get custom-made to (eerily) resemble your kid. I asked her if she wanted one and she said "Those things are WAY creepy. If you get me one, I'm gonna hide it all over and every day, like when you open the fridge or something, it'll be there." I figured it was best not to test her.
Image 155571   01-10-17   Uploaded by    RiderFan
 Kraken: Kevin, the wifi is out! Julia, where is Kevin? I seriously need to rethink the amount of vacation time you guys get....
 Wet farts: Classic Kevin
 Ulillillia: Something's wrong with that kid
 tritium: More! I need to know more.
 Minx: No one wants to be a Kevin.
 AverageJoe: It seems you've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?
 Scoo: Who is Kevin? Kevin's dead, baby; Kevin's dead.
Image 155570   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Lorm Bembo
 Bluetocracy: this is the day the level 1 characters get to ask the level 10 characters questions
 whiplash: My mum said to ask you wot's it like to be a tramp?
 Quackzy: She has a Diet Coke.
 Derp Herpigan: If she had sleeves you could bet there'd be an Ace up them.
 Minx: The reason some don't bring their moms in to school for show and tell.
 tib gubb: She didn't tell you? We have a deal. If you fall for her trick, I take your soul.
 Scoo: One of them is probably pretty cold or one of them is probably quite warm
 Meow: I really should try the new Final Fantasy
 Peter Pantsless: Luck be a lady
 Lestrange: Teachers these darn days, huh?
Image 155569   01-10-17   Uploaded by    boomboomboom
 jochenau: Wait...hamburgers are space alien corpses?
 Annoying Vegan : Your optometrist's methods seem a tad unorthodox.
 addend: What a strange world. 2 kinds of cabbage, but no tomato, pickle, or onion. And ketchup?!
 Scoo: Illuminatiburger Confirmed
 Lestrange: That's just silly.
Image 155568   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
 Robespierre: @Robespierre (I meant the number only, not the image)
 Robespierre: #102
 addend: Who wore it better.
 Lestrange: I like his pup but he is a questionable character.
 Supermansbrother: I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me.
Image 155567   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 msmstud: @KingTrebek -- Maybe they're chaps. It seems like that sort of party.
 msmstud: @Winterneuro -- Also: rim job.
 KingTrebek: Why the top one got pants on?
 msmstud: @Winterneuro -- You're not a loser for not recognizing anilingus (a.k.a. analingus, analinctus, anilingism, anolinctus, anolingus, tossing salad, eating ass, licking butt, and getting hepatitis). See also: rusty trombone.
 Winterneuro: Am I a total loser in that I have no clue what im looking at (in terms of the position)
 Scoo: Which sex number is this? (See #155532 for reference)
 Lestrange: Is that a real marble counter top?
 Peter Pantsless: Taking "sex sells" to its logical extreme
 smusher: Butt is it art?
 msmstud: I'm not sure where to start here....nice counter-top? The flooring looks like real hardwood; is it?
Image 155566   01-10-17   Uploaded by    miller
 Robespierre: "Tansit! Mah MAN!"
 whiplash: Transform your life!
 Bob: Negatron forever... Also Rabbit Troop forever.
 Judge Bread: I consider myself a Realistscream
 Peter Pantsless: This is RAD
 Lestrange: Motivational poster is motivating me
 msmstud: Must buy the poster.
Image 155565   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 Science: Here comes the super copter / Here comes the noise it makes / The demon was an idea / The demon is awake
 Robespierre: Rejected cover art for second Blue Oyster Cult album
 Minx: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *malfunctioning noises*
 tritium: Ah, a jazzpunk reimagining of 9/11.
 msmstud: not like this art.
 Yam: It's New Years smooth-jazzing eve!
 Supermansbrother: Midnight at PLDP, just like you remember.
Image 155564   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Spray Tan
 effzeeceekay: @Scoo same
 raditzu: Great idea. Imagine planes flapping their wings like crazy while taking off.
 msmstud: That's not how this works. That's not how *any* of this works!
 Scoo: The boneyard
Image 155563   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Whatever
 wolfpk: I am laughing at you because I can only use one type of plug that will cost you a fortune to replace.
 Shay: @VoR It's all your fault!
 VoR: Where's the fault light? Oh man I bought a duff unit. It's defective.
 Hyphae: Aw, Damnit... Who got my balast high??
 Scoo: Feels good, man
 msmstud: "Come, children, investigate my happy face with pokey things."
Image 155562   01-10-17   Uploaded by    DOW
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