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163333  duchaschmeremol: Never forget those that gave their lives in service of a government that blows up inhabited [put any geographic designation here]

163318  Dresdenkeogh: @Knice @Lestrange *cassowary pun*

163343  bug: What am I looking at? Is your phone pregnant?

163331  Dresdenkeogh: @WaffleIron awwwwww yis

163336  fanny: @fanny i found a picture i'll upload, but not as cool without music

163339  WTF: A little more humane than hitting mice with mallets...

163335  duchaschmeremol: another failed c-ring design

163313  SunWukong: I see a giant spider. But that happens a lot.

163341  Knice: I'm guessing this story was told to many medical professionals.

163316  ch: seal in the basket / please talk free / the door is locked / just you and me / can i take you to a restaurant / that's got glass tables / you can watch yourself / while you are eating

163342  Knice: This course should be mandatory.

163317  ch: why can't I, hold all this toast?

163339  fanny: ahh... so THIS is how the MeowMix jingle is played!

163334  Mexico: Don't diss my friends, lady.

163337  Mexico: The Soviet Union's most righteous half pipe.

163325  ch: where is my giant shoe

163340  Mexico: Rosehip and I would make the perfect couple who stay together out of inertia and crippling fear of dying alone.

163332  ch: there you are mister! you got a hecka lot of chores to do today!

163242  hearsegirl: i re-enact this every time i get my asthma meds.

163145  VoR: @draakeragon I know.

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Score:
297
 
 RiderFan: @Bluetocracy The gals aren't wearing stockings. If they were you'd see garter straps.
 Dreforian: @White Rice Daleks. I saw Daleks. Rigged for Party Mode.
 Bluetocracy: They're wearing kevlar stockings for a reason.
 White Rice: I can't tell if that's a bunch of slot machines in the background, or if it's arcade machines (either would be fitting with Gabe there :-/)
 whiplash: Sure, we'll have sex with you for $50,000! Missionary position? No way!
 VoR: Wallet horn
 ClockworkJackalope: ironically they thought he was Gorge rr martin, just shaved.
 msmstud: @EvilOtter -- Nice.
 Niels Bohr: @Side Boob This is why HL3 is taking so long.
 EvilOtter: Why can't he have three?
 Side Boob: Chicks dig Gabe!
 antipatterns: Love it
 DrinkMixMan: Props for not hoverhanding.
 whiplash: More of me to love, honeys.
 Lestrange: I had no idea you are a billionaire!
 Peter Pantsless: #155546 still got it
Image 155558   01-10-17   Uploaded by    RiderFan
Score:
580
 
 raditzu: Get over here!
 Spazstatic: @Lestrange @LaeMi but it is for its carnivorous trees (and other things)
 LaeMi: @Lestrange - Well, we do have planted pine forests, but those don't look like the trees we use here for that.
 Lestrange: @LaeMi Or it's coniferous trees
 Lestrange: Meanwhile in Australia poor visual puns were produced in Germany
 LaeMi: Australia isn't known for its forests of deciduous trees.
Image 155557   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Musician
Score:
257
 
 Kraken: They got babies in themselves... BUG I GOTTA WATAMELOWN INSTEAD!
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Just to clear up the silencer/suppressor conflict....she gonna kill that melon...to silence it!!!
 Telkwa: Ms. Harris displays two items confiscated from her Grade 5 class last week.
 Hiddentigerma: @CastleBravo So you could change it to melon suppressor and then you'd be correct AND in the clear.
 Supermansbrother: @CastleBravo Then they made you change it to Melon Flash Supressor?
 CastleBravo: @Supermansbrother Melon Silencer used to be my stage name before the injunction....
 whiplash: Hey baby, nice melons! Er, I mean, melon, singular, and nice...handgun. *slinks away*
 tib gubb: the violence against watermelons must be stopped
 Supermansbrother: Melon silencer is a pretty sly way to give yourself an alibi.
 Peter Pantsless: Obviously a huge fan of the show "Mail Call" starring R. Lee Ermey
 Scoo: You could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.
Image 155556   01-10-17   Uploaded by    minimum max
Score:
449
 
 Robespierre: It's not February yet
 addend: Saying the same thing 2 different ways makes it more truthful.
 VoR: A man wrote that. Otherwise it'd say only "I'm fine"
 itskando: Do that's where that dog hangs out.
 Borkf: Sign outside a burning building.
 tib gubb: stop braggin'
 San DoDo: SNAFU
 sparename: I keep telling myself that, too
Image 155555   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
187
 
 Hyphae: @EvilOtter @Kraken also a reference to every India Jones movie: "wha wha wha, that belongs in a museum" as he proceeds to fuck a bunch of artifacts up
 jochenau: ...ew.
 Kraken: @EvilOtter You belong in a museum! You belong in a museum! You belong in a museum! (League of Legends reference, for those who don't know)
 EvilOtter: Every morning you'll want to put these socks on but you can't. You must not remove them from the hermetically sealed container or the Mark McGrath goodness will be lost and that would be a crime against history. THEY BELONG IN A MUSEUM!
 Supermansbrother: The seller is right. I woulda bid $23.
 whiplash: Also selling his used boxer shorts, no low balls there either.
 Scoo: Heh, "clear any low balls"
 Ulillillia: Every morning Mark McGrath's dirty socks are hanging from the corner of my four-post bed
 Knice: I'm sorry, honey, no groceries this week. I, uh, got robbed. *fidgets*
Image 155554   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Oh Don Piano
Score:
414
 
 Bluetocracy: @Scoo It's great! But what does 7('-')F mean? WTF? I give up? Why won't this coffin open? I don't get it!
 EvilOtter: New emoji discovered. News at 6.
 Borkf: *Edited to cover complete failure to do any better*
 tib gubb: loooool
 ChubbyBuddy: blarg, not even frinking pipes?eww
 ChubbyBuddy: @Scoo v'-'v
 fanny: @Scoo I like it. I like it a lot.
 Scoo: 7('-')F is about the best I can do on the Spaceship
Image 155553   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
Score:
225
 
 addend: (Plugs in wireless charger.)
 Wet farts: Brought you by the department of redundancy department.
 LaeMi: @msmstud - No. I'm just a very naughty girl.
 Borkf: @LaeMi An iPhone should ask you for permission for USB access to "Trust this device" at least.
 msmstud: @hearsegirl -- I just typed that. We're sympatico! Fill my emotional void. 36/M/NY.
 msmstud: @LaeMi -- Damn, that never occurred to me. Are you MI-6?
 hearsegirl: @LaeMi never occurred to me. thank you for this.
 LaeMi: @Scoo - Also, in a hotel, you possibly don't want to trust that the USB charging ports are only charging, and not wired for other purposes on the side!
 Lestrange: I hate that goddam Legrand guy
 Scoo: I have something like this that's about 10 years old, and the USB ports only provide 500 mA combined current. So yes, I use a modern charger block with it.
Image 155552   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Jason Steak
Score:
592
 
 BILL DOOR: CATS ARE NICE.
 Bluetocracy: delicious! hurk no, it's the best I've ever had! gruummmph perfect! wheeze could you excuse me for a moment?
 Shay: @wolfpk Must be some vicious gas mang.
 wolfpk: Holy cow do I have gas.
 wolfpk: Holy cow do I have gas.
 wolfpk: Holy cow do I have gas.
 wolfpk: Holy cow do I have gas.
 raditzu: Bees! I ate them all!
 ping: I'm so high I can't feel my face.
 hearsegirl: could you leave so i can fart?
 whiplash: Overly Attached Housecat meme.
 Micro Jackson: I am frog now
 tib gubb: i'm your biggest fan... :)))))
 Scoo: mfw I come back from the dentist with a jaw full of novocaine
 Peter Pantsless: You don't say?
 Knice: ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCAT
Image 155551   01-10-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
531
 
 VoR: How rude.
 ClockworkJackalope: I too like to live dangerously
 rasmodeus: Maybe they aren't touching. Maybe it's mid-swipe.
 Scoo: Could you please not?
 fanny: @Knice to be fair, he IS touching the part that says touch...
 Knice: It even said 'please,' you bastard. OH GOD NOW EVERYTHING IS FIRE AAAUUUGGHHH!!!!
Image 155550   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
473
 
 msmstud: Curious.
 Lestrange: Please don't touch, it hurts so much
Image 155549   01-10-17   Uploaded by    fakeplastic
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