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268597  barfolomew: Nael has a future in the arts.

268592  Yam: Wait, what are they

268603  Korrok: Korrok approves....

268593  AlexDeLarge: Lord Voldogmort

268591  WTF: "Fine. World peace... with hookers and cocaine."

268594  WTF: These sponges don't offer much protection.

268589  SuedeOxford: Barc-Andre Fleury

268553  trelyate: kleiner wiener

268567  trelyate: Gyarados was almost named Skulkraken

268574  trelyate: she is brave enough to sit there

268586  Prostata: bartenders hate this one weird trick!

268589  Prostata: Vegas Golden Doggoknight

268577  Not A Bot: I put it on like a ghost costume and everybody shits in the pool.

268593  fumbduck: Is this snake dog venomous?

268591  fumbduck: Don't ask, then.

268571  VeeKay: Aka 'how I avoided the death penalty on holiday'.

268589  barfolomew: Sport dog is happy to be included.

268575  VeeKay: A Yahoo Broken Tufter

268585  MrBoffo: Where'dshego?

268586  MrBoffo: Just ring when you want to be totally ignored, asshole

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268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268242 grizzly: @Dr Awkward sort of! I have never considered myself very good.

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268323 alex: this made me vote rad @fanny

268265 AlexDeLarge: @barfolomew just now saw that. But.... how does he get hired? This just raises more questions!

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!



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Score:
252
 
 Kraken: They got babies in themselves... BUG I GOTTA WATAMELOWN INSTEAD!
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Just to clear up the silencer/suppressor conflict....she gonna kill that melon...to silence it!!!
 Telkwa: Ms. Harris displays two items confiscated from her Grade 5 class last week.
 Hiddentigerma: @CastleBravo So you could change it to melon suppressor and then you'd be correct AND in the clear.
 Supermansbrother: @CastleBravo Then they made you change it to Melon Flash Supressor?
 CastleBravo: @Supermansbrother Melon Silencer used to be my stage name before the injunction....
 whiplash: Hey baby, nice melons! Er, I mean, melon, singular, and nice...handgun. *slinks away*
 tib gubb: the violence against watermelons must be stopped
 Supermansbrother: Melon silencer is a pretty sly way to give yourself an alibi.
 Peter Pantsless: Obviously a huge fan of the show "Mail Call" starring R. Lee Ermey
 Scoo: You could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.
Image 155556   01-10-17   Uploaded by    minimum max
Score:
449
 
 kristy: It's not February yet
 addend: Saying the same thing 2 different ways makes it more truthful.
 VoR: A man wrote that. Otherwise it'd say only "I'm fine"
 itskando: Do that's where that dog hangs out.
 Borkf: Sign outside a burning building.
 tib gubb: stop braggin'
 San DoDo: SNAFU
 sparename: I keep telling myself that, too
Image 155555   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
187
 
 Hyphae: @EvilOtter @Kraken also a reference to every India Jones movie: "wha wha wha, that belongs in a museum" as he proceeds to fuck a bunch of artifacts up
 jochenau: ...ew.
 Kraken: @EvilOtter You belong in a museum! You belong in a museum! You belong in a museum! (League of Legends reference, for those who don't know)
 EvilOtter: Every morning you'll want to put these socks on but you can't. You must not remove them from the hermetically sealed container or the Mark McGrath goodness will be lost and that would be a crime against history. THEY BELONG IN A MUSEUM!
 Supermansbrother: The seller is right. I woulda bid $23.
 whiplash: Also selling his used boxer shorts, no low balls there either.
 Scoo: Heh, "clear any low balls"
 Ulillillia: Every morning Mark McGrath's dirty socks are hanging from the corner of my four-post bed
 Knice: I'm sorry, honey, no groceries this week. I, uh, got robbed. *fidgets*
Image 155554   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Oh Don Piano
Score:
414
 
 Bluetocracy: @Scoo It's great! But what does 7('-')F mean? WTF? I give up? Why won't this coffin open? I don't get it!
 EvilOtter: New emoji discovered. News at 6.
 Borkf: *Edited to cover complete failure to do any better*
 tib gubb: loooool
 ChubbyBuddy: blarg, not even frinking pipes?eww
 ChubbyBuddy: @Scoo v'-'v
 fanny: @Scoo I like it. I like it a lot.
 Scoo: 7('-')F is about the best I can do on the Spaceship
Image 155553   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
Score:
225
 
 addend: (Plugs in wireless charger.)
 Wet farts: Brought you by the department of redundancy department.
 LaeMi: @msmstud - No. I'm just a very naughty girl.
 Borkf: @LaeMi An iPhone should ask you for permission for USB access to "Trust this device" at least.
 msmstud: @hearsegirl -- I just typed that. We're sympatico! Fill my emotional void. 36/M/NY.
 msmstud: @LaeMi -- Damn, that never occurred to me. Are you MI-6?
 hearsegirl: @LaeMi never occurred to me. thank you for this.
 LaeMi: @Scoo - Also, in a hotel, you possibly don't want to trust that the USB charging ports are only charging, and not wired for other purposes on the side!
 Lestrange: I hate that goddam Legrand guy
 Scoo: I have something like this that's about 10 years old, and the USB ports only provide 500 mA combined current. So yes, I use a modern charger block with it.
Image 155552   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Jason Steak
Score:
592
 
 BILL DOOR: CATS ARE NICE.
 Bluetocracy: delicious! hurk no, it's the best I've ever had! gruummmph perfect! wheeze could you excuse me for a moment?
 Shay: @wolfpk Must be some vicious gas mang.
 wolfpk: Holy cow do I have gas.
 wolfpk: Holy cow do I have gas.
 wolfpk: Holy cow do I have gas.
 wolfpk: Holy cow do I have gas.
 raditzu: Bees! I ate them all!
 ping: I'm so high I can't feel my face.
 hearsegirl: could you leave so i can fart?
 whiplash: Overly Attached Housecat meme.
 Micro Jackson: I am frog now
 tib gubb: i'm your biggest fan... :)))))
 Scoo: mfw I come back from the dentist with a jaw full of novocaine
 Peter Pantsless: You don't say?
 Knice: ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCAT
Image 155551   01-10-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
531
 
 VoR: How rude.
 ClockworkJackalope: I too like to live dangerously
 rasmodeus: Maybe they aren't touching. Maybe it's mid-swipe.
 Scoo: Could you please not?
 fanny: @Knice to be fair, he IS touching the part that says touch...
 Knice: It even said 'please,' you bastard. OH GOD NOW EVERYTHING IS FIRE AAAUUUGGHHH!!!!
Image 155550   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
473
 
 msmstud: Curious.
 Lestrange: Please don't touch, it hurts so much
Image 155549   01-10-17   Uploaded by    fakeplastic
Score:
655
 
 BILL DOOR: AND HERE WE SEE WHERE JACK FROST'S MAGICAL SCEPTER RAN OUT OF POWER.
 Spazstatic: When the air conditioner in the hotel kicks on in the middle of the night.
 Yam: Neat.
 San DoDo: Seems a bit one-sided
 Micro Jackson: The view from my kitchen window
Image 155548   01-10-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
712
 
 VoR: LOL
 Lestrange: Rad for POS ornament on top of tv. Rad I tells ya!
 rasmodeus: Newscaster 1 Doily 0
 tib gubb: when you're real sure the machine is messing with you
 ChubbyBuddy: @Peter Pantsless Budget V-Chip?
 DrinkMixMan: @Peter Pantsless Censoring the faces of the ugly newscasters?
 Pizza: Coo-ee!
 Peter Pantsless: That's funny, but why would you have that there in the first place?
Image 155547   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Musician
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