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238358  Dr Awkward: The ladyboy backs his car into her garage.

238359  Dr Awkward: ".. only a dude would be enough of an asshole to think that backing into a garage is a good idea."

238361  Yurishiro: This is my rassinfrackin' land, and I don't care what no man from no Tennessee Valley Authority says, consarnit!

238358  Not A Bot: rose erough

238355  when so: Do a 180!

238359  Yurishiro: Not funny + text wall is bad in my book.

238346  Yurishiro: Y Y

238349  Yurishiro: Abrams

238350  Yurishiro: Majestic af

238352  Yurishiro: My good sir, if that was true I think I would have noticed.

238358  Yurishiro: Hair styles from the future year 2028?

238345  petepuma: why isn't he looking at the screen? does he not know how to type?

238351  petepuma: this is why you rename them after you adopt them

238354  petepuma: if they're not fresh i don't want them

238355  petepuma: I remember the ol' face kicker

238356  petepuma: how long do you need me to hold this up?

238352  Prostata: Dinosaurs? In uranus? (It's more likely than you think!)

238352  sparename: Party Cornhole

238353  sparename: When your machine suddenly turns off - your motherboard has overheated 'cos the vent-holes are full of dog hair.. Tho I was surprised that my Daughter's Chromebook doesn't have any holes.. my old laptop warms the room

238310  Yurishiro: @grizzly It's hard to consider that bald dude "lady friend"

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238106 TurkeyVulture: @Scoo drink it to stay up late and study math, maybe.

238084 Hokie333: @Hokie333 edit: 421 bottles / 444.6 lbs. The rows look more like 10-9-10-9 instead of all 10s as I originally thought. Still a lot of mass to cool.

238199 a robot: He's holding the S upside down. If it was like that on the sign then it definitely needed taking down

238181 tib gubb: tug boat!

238211 ping: @mexican Credit where credit is due. Camouflage pattern here:

238194 tib gubb: let us be thankful that god would be so merciful

238260 Science: The Black Moon - The Cabal: Volume Two

238292 Yurishiro: RUSSIAN BOIS ARE IN TOWN

238173 Whatever: You may have won this time Picard, but Im going off to the big time playing Discord on My Little Pony while youre stuck in a wheelchair playing Professor X.

238191 tib gubb: fecal transplants are a legit thing. kind of like an infusion of immune system. the theoretical effects are actually pretty profound.

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 Hyphae: @EvilOtter @Kraken also a reference to every India Jones movie: "wha wha wha, that belongs in a museum" as he proceeds to fuck a bunch of artifacts up
 jochenau: ...ew.
 Kraken: @EvilOtter You belong in a museum! You belong in a museum! You belong in a museum! (League of Legends reference, for those who don't know)
 EvilOtter: Every morning you'll want to put these socks on but you can't. You must not remove them from the hermetically sealed container or the Mark McGrath goodness will be lost and that would be a crime against history. THEY BELONG IN A MUSEUM!
 Supermansbrother: The seller is right. I woulda bid $23.
 whiplash: Also selling his used boxer shorts, no low balls there either.
 Scoo: Heh, "clear any low balls"
 Ulillillia: Every morning Mark McGrath's dirty socks are hanging from the corner of my four-post bed
 Knice: I'm sorry, honey, no groceries this week. I, uh, got robbed. *fidgets*
Image 155554   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Oh Don Piano
 Bluetocracy: @Scoo It's great! But what does 7('-')F mean? WTF? I give up? Why won't this coffin open? I don't get it!
 EvilOtter: New emoji discovered. News at 6.
 Borkf: *Edited to cover complete failure to do any better*
 tib gubb: loooool
 ChubbyBuddy: blarg, not even frinking pipes?eww
 ChubbyBuddy: @Scoo v'-'v
 fanny: @Scoo I like it. I like it a lot.
 Scoo: 7('-')F is about the best I can do on the Spaceship
Image 155553   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
 addend: (Plugs in wireless charger.)
 Wet farts: Brought you by the department of redundancy department.
 LaeMi: @msmstud - No. I'm just a very naughty girl.
 Borkf: @LaeMi An iPhone should ask you for permission for USB access to "Trust this device" at least.
 msmstud: @hearsegirl -- I just typed that. We're sympatico! Fill my emotional void. 36/M/NY.
 msmstud: @LaeMi -- Damn, that never occurred to me. Are you MI-6?
 hearsegirl: @LaeMi never occurred to me. thank you for this.
 LaeMi: @Scoo - Also, in a hotel, you possibly don't want to trust that the USB charging ports are only charging, and not wired for other purposes on the side!
 Lestrange: I hate that goddam Legrand guy
 Scoo: I have something like this that's about 10 years old, and the USB ports only provide 500 mA combined current. So yes, I use a modern charger block with it.
Image 155552   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Jason Steak
 Bluetocracy: delicious! hurk no, it's the best I've ever had! gruummmph perfect! wheeze could you excuse me for a moment?
 Shay: @wolfpk Must be some vicious gas mang.
 wolfpk: Holy cow do I have gas.
 wolfpk: Holy cow do I have gas.
 wolfpk: Holy cow do I have gas.
 wolfpk: Holy cow do I have gas.
 raditzu: Bees! I ate them all!
 ping: I'm so high I can't feel my face.
 hearsegirl: could you leave so i can fart?
 whiplash: Overly Attached Housecat meme.
 Micro Jackson: I am frog now
 tib gubb: i'm your biggest fan... :)))))
 Scoo: mfw I come back from the dentist with a jaw full of novocaine
 Peter Pantsless: You don't say?
Image 155551   01-10-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 VoR: How rude.
 ClockworkJackalope: I too like to live dangerously
 rasmodeus: Maybe they aren't touching. Maybe it's mid-swipe.
 Scoo: Could you please not?
 fanny: @Knice to be fair, he IS touching the part that says touch...
 Knice: It even said 'please,' you bastard. OH GOD NOW EVERYTHING IS FIRE AAAUUUGGHHH!!!!
Image 155550   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 msmstud: Curious.
 Lestrange: Please don't touch, it hurts so much
Image 155549   01-10-17   Uploaded by    fakeplastic
 Spazstatic: When the air conditioner in the hotel kicks on in the middle of the night.
 Yam: Neat.
 San DoDo: Seems a bit one-sided
 rasmodeus: The Dire Snow-Caterpillar proceeds to finish the rest of the tree.
 Micro Jackson: The view from my kitchen window
 Knice: "But over here, we'll have a lovely view of the field, you said. Let's build our nest here, you said!" [Angry, muffled chirping]
Image 155548   01-10-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
 Lestrange: Rad for POS ornament on top of tv. Rad I tells ya!
 rasmodeus: Newscaster 1 Doily 0
 tib gubb: when you're real sure the machine is messing with you
 ChubbyBuddy: @Peter Pantsless Budget V-Chip?
 DrinkMixMan: @Peter Pantsless Censoring the faces of the ugly newscasters?
 Pizza: Coo-ee!
 Peter Pantsless: That's funny, but why would you have that there in the first place?
Image 155547   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Musician
 Bluetocracy: Is that Carrie Fisher in the front?
 RiderFan: @addend Good luck finding ANY gym where the outfits match these.
 addend: I should join a gym.
 Astanapan: Imagine that his lower legs are slinkies and five women are struggling to keep him propped up for the photo.
 Telkwa: This production of Jesus Christ, Superstar looks promising.
 Ratty: @UltraBeverly And his apparently.
 UltraBeverly: Aerobics in full makeup AND nude pantyhose? This is my fetish.
 Lestrange: I had no idea you were a billionaire!
 ChubbyBuddy: @a sedated moose Slippery
 a sedated moose: I don't know how to feel about this.
 Knice: BRB, I want to wash my hands.
Image 155546   01-10-17   Uploaded by    RiderFan
 hearsegirl: meta af
 Lestrange: Ayyyyyyy!
 msmstud: I see what you did there.
 ThatGuy: Is this a meme?
Image 155545   01-10-17   Uploaded by    goldman sachs
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