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269044  Aspirin: Not sure if hes a genius or if his neck hurts real bad. Probably doesnt care. He already lived through 7,842 years of your bullshit.

269049  Aspirin: Yeah but isnt that guy on the marijuana now!? Cant trust him now. Probably just sold his grandmas VCR to buy more drugs.

269050  Aspirin: The ruined wastes of Earth after the apocalypse are devoid of french toast. One man stands between humanity and oblivion.

269081  VeeKay: Automotive suicide booth.

269077  WTF: The hit comedy "Head of the Herd" next on Animal Planet.

269026  Korrok: Korrok approves...

269088  doindabs: You must water your an cermet so your an cermet will grow. Beautiful an cermet

269066  lecj07: Would have expected DP to leave jt making a crude gesture.

269076  VeeKay: Augh! The dog got in ma pot!

269077  Ihminen: a very tiny giraffe with a normal sized head i guess

269046  Not A Bot: Way meaner version of the shaving cream prank

269062  fanny: perfect excuse for cop to get a just in case frisk in, too

269077  fanny: wut

269069  Dr Awkward: Thats is not how Id describe Phoenix. At all. Shes really really hot, and she knows it, and thats why shes such a bitch.

269073  Dr Awkward: Nah, son.

269073  Mr. Butt: I don't remember this Ninja Sex Party video.

269081  moogerator: BMW Isetta

269081  mom: Groovy!

269081  Vault Dweller: This is the only ar of this model because it has more safety hazards than a bicycle on the highway

268775  Mr Bleak: Engineer Father. Mr Bleak Approves. Mrs Bleak says she is glad we never had children.

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268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268747 a robot: @Side Boob Ovenception

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad



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Score:
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 Hyphae: @EvilOtter @Kraken also a reference to every India Jones movie: "wha wha wha, that belongs in a museum" as he proceeds to fuck a bunch of artifacts up
 jochenau: ...ew.
 Kraken: @EvilOtter You belong in a museum! You belong in a museum! You belong in a museum! (League of Legends reference, for those who don't know)
 EvilOtter: Every morning you'll want to put these socks on but you can't. You must not remove them from the hermetically sealed container or the Mark McGrath goodness will be lost and that would be a crime against history. THEY BELONG IN A MUSEUM!
 Supermansbrother: The seller is right. I woulda bid $23.
 whiplash: Also selling his used boxer shorts, no low balls there either.
 robocop: Heh, "clear any low balls"
 Ulillillia: Every morning Mark McGrath's dirty socks are hanging from the corner of my four-post bed
 Knice: I'm sorry, honey, no groceries this week. I, uh, got robbed. *fidgets*
Image 155554   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Oh Don Piano
Score:
414
 
 Bluetocracy: @Scoo It's great! But what does 7('-')F mean? WTF? I give up? Why won't this coffin open? I don't get it!
 EvilOtter: New emoji discovered. News at 6.
 Borkf: *Edited to cover complete failure to do any better*
 tib gubb: loooool
 ChubbyBuddy: blarg, not even frinking pipes?eww
 ChubbyBuddy: @Scoo v'-'v
 fanny: @Scoo I like it. I like it a lot.
 yawgmoth: 7('-')F is about the best I can do on the Spaceship
Image 155553   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
Score:
225
 
 addend: (Plugs in wireless charger.)
 Wet farts: Brought you by the department of redundancy department.
 LaeMi: @msmstud - No. I'm just a very naughty girl.
 Borkf: @LaeMi An iPhone should ask you for permission for USB access to "Trust this device" at least.
 msmstud: @hearsegirl -- I just typed that. We're sympatico! Fill my emotional void. 36/M/NY.
 msmstud: @LaeMi -- Damn, that never occurred to me. Are you MI-6?
 hearsegirl: @LaeMi never occurred to me. thank you for this.
 LaeMi: @Scoo - Also, in a hotel, you possibly don't want to trust that the USB charging ports are only charging, and not wired for other purposes on the side!
 Lestrange: I hate that goddam Legrand guy
 ratwa: I have something like this that's about 10 years old, and the USB ports only provide 500 mA combined current. So yes, I use a modern charger block with it.
Image 155552   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Jason Steak
Score:
592
 
 BILL DOOR: CATS ARE NICE.
 Bluetocracy: delicious! hurk no, it's the best I've ever had! gruummmph perfect! wheeze could you excuse me for a moment?
 Shay: @wolfpk Must be some vicious gas mang.
 wolfpk: Holy cow do I have gas.
 wolfpk: Holy cow do I have gas.
 wolfpk: Holy cow do I have gas.
 wolfpk: Holy cow do I have gas.
 raditzu: Bees! I ate them all!
 ping: I'm so high I can't feel my face.
 hearsegirl: could you leave so i can fart?
 whiplash: Overly Attached Housecat meme.
 Micro Jackson: I am frog now
 tib gubb: i'm your biggest fan... :)))))
 sue: mfw I come back from the dentist with a jaw full of novocaine
 Peter Pantsless: You don't say?
 Knice: ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCAT
Image 155551   01-10-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
531
 
 VoR: How rude.
 ClockworkJackalope: I too like to live dangerously
 rasmodeus: Maybe they aren't touching. Maybe it's mid-swipe.
 stunt nuts: Could you please not?
 fanny: @Knice to be fair, he IS touching the part that says touch...
 Knice: It even said 'please,' you bastard. OH GOD NOW EVERYTHING IS FIRE AAAUUUGGHHH!!!!
Image 155550   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
473
 
 msmstud: Curious.
 Lestrange: Please don't touch, it hurts so much
Image 155549   01-10-17   Uploaded by    fakeplastic
Score:
655
 
 BILL DOOR: AND HERE WE SEE WHERE JACK FROST'S MAGICAL SCEPTER RAN OUT OF POWER.
 Spazstatic: When the air conditioner in the hotel kicks on in the middle of the night.
 Yam: Neat.
 San DoDo: Seems a bit one-sided
 Micro Jackson: The view from my kitchen window
Image 155548   01-10-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
712
 
 VoR: LOL
 Lestrange: Rad for POS ornament on top of tv. Rad I tells ya!
 rasmodeus: Newscaster 1 Doily 0
 tib gubb: when you're real sure the machine is messing with you
 ChubbyBuddy: @Peter Pantsless Budget V-Chip?
 DrinkMixMan: @Peter Pantsless Censoring the faces of the ugly newscasters?
 Pizza: Coo-ee!
 Peter Pantsless: That's funny, but why would you have that there in the first place?
Image 155547   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Musician
Score:
383
 
 Bluetocracy: Is that Carrie Fisher in the front?
 RiderFan: @addend Good luck finding ANY gym where the outfits match these.
 addend: I should join a gym.
 Astanapan: Imagine that his lower legs are slinkies and five women are struggling to keep him propped up for the photo.
 Telkwa: This production of Jesus Christ, Superstar looks promising.
 Ratty: @UltraBeverly And his apparently.
 UltraBeverly: Aerobics in full makeup AND nude pantyhose? This is my fetish.
 Lestrange: I had no idea you were a billionaire!
 ChubbyBuddy: @a sedated moose Slippery
 a sedated moose: I don't know how to feel about this.
 Knice: BRB, I want to wash my hands.
Image 155546   01-10-17   Uploaded by    RiderFan
Score:
557
 
 hearsegirl: meta af
 Lestrange: Ayyyyyyy!
 msmstud: I see what you did there.
 ThatGuy: Is this a meme?
Image 155545   01-10-17   Uploaded by    goldman sachs
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