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169501  mrwiffler: i fucking hate poetry...but this is sweet actually. Poor old puppers.

168974  Rat-Butt: Well, Mittens, we gotta burn the house down one this one... better get the naplam flamethrower with an extra tank, just to be sure...

168975  Rat-Butt: Bitch! You coming at me with my own hair style? We will fight for the honor of who gets to keep the hair!!!

169507  mrwiffler: Classy news paper from the looks of it.

169503  WTF: "Thank you for cleansing our spirits but that's not going to stop us from building an oil pipeline on your sovereign land, passing through your sacred burial site."

168981  Rat-Butt: Hair balls! I hate hair balls...

168987  Rat-Butt: Man, I would be stylin in that fly honey car! The Cougars would be flocking...

167632  Rat-Butt: When a woman holds her fart for too long...please, women, just let them rip

169445  Mr. Shine: What former Russian (and lets be honest, soon to be again) state is this?

169467  Rat-Butt: Not the face! Not the the hair!

169436  grizzly: Sooo...me too.

169449  grizzly: I find these to be the most majestic of all water creatures.

169503  SomeCanadian: This charming display of peace and humanity sickens me.

169458  Mr. Shine: I have a lot of problems with this.

169504  SomeCanadian: Targeted advertising at its finest.

169476  Rat-Butt: Yep, time to crank up the flame thrower...

169460  Mr. Shine: Avon calling! Uh, Candygram! Publisher's Sweepstakes? Grandma?!

169395  El Barto: @Lestrange and kitty owns EVERYTHING!

169301  SomeCanadian: @jochenau Hey, in this day of terrorism, we can't afford to be lenient.

169488  Rat-Butt: Steven Universe needs to make a call at the donut shop while Larrs and Sadie watch in abject horror...

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169408 Warrax: @Scoo A friend of mine got genital warts from a medic in a port-a-potty at Ft. Irwin.

169404 redmonkey3: That would be a notification worth seeing!

169456 El Barto: @Mr. Butt oh to see the world through rose tinted glasses.

169367 apoxia: "I can get fat now"

169373 UseYourName: Yet more proof that green-face is never ok

169434 ThatGuy: Give the heart a hard sear and serve rare with a capr lemon sauce and some shave pecorino romano, rest easy knowing all are dommed to the cold grip of death and your own previously-secured seat in the amphitheare of hell.

169300 Peter Pantsless: @hearsegirl Well hopefully I taught them a lesson. As far as they know, I wasn't lying. Maybe she'll teach her kid that people don't bite one another haha

169322 KingTrebek: needs Long John Silvers

169370 Scoo: Hey, Booboo!

169361 Mr. Shine: Enough with these.



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Score:
644
 
 jochenau: The other kids in school liked to jump off the swings like this but I was too scared to try. I eventually got up the courage to try it at home. Needless to say, I went sailing into the patio and bashed my face up pretty good. My body now refuses to do anything that resembles falling face-first, which sounds stupid, but it's a problem for doing tumbling moves in martial arts, and doing anything fancy on a diving board is right out.
 Peter Pantsless: She's in the middle of a sweet front flip, you guys
 addend: First let me take a picture.
 Lestrange: She ded
 msmstud: Punchline from the Calvin & Hobbes strip: "Houston, we have a negative on that orbit trajectory."
 Micro Jackson: I am making good examples!
 XLY: I must go, my people need me!
 ThatGuy: /I believe I can fly/ /I believe I can touch the sky/
 Knice: "Later, shitlords."
 ClockworkJackalope: Welp... this was a bad decision. Crap.
 Scoo: Has anyone *ever* made it all the way over the top?
 a robot: Wheeeeeeee!!
Image 155540   01-10-17   Uploaded by    RiderFan
Score:
355
 
 msmstud: All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
 msmstud: All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
 msmstud: All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
 Pizza: All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
 Robespierre: How embarrassing...
Image 155539   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
331
 
 Bluetocracy: damn furries.
 Bob: Me too!
 Lestrange: Some cocaine and prosecco over here, that do you?
 ClockworkJackalope: Perhaps champagne and a gerbil will suffice?
 ThatGuy: I have vodka and a chimichanga, what'll that get me?
 Mr. Butt: Same.
Image 155538   01-10-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
240
 
 Telkwa: Can't get enough of those Sugar Crisps.
 Borkf: @Peach @Hiddentigerma That reminds me, we should raise taxes on imports of Cyrodilic Brandy. Damn Imperials, stealing all our jobs.
 Peach: @Hiddentigerma Precisely.
 Hiddentigerma: @Peach Because your insane and are busy talking to the faces in the walls? Right?
 Peach: Sweet, naive @Hiddentigerma , you can't use logic to reason with people like me and @Borkf.
 Hiddentigerma: @Borkf @Peach But elsweyr doesn't even border skyrim... Cyrodil is inbetween them.
 Borkf: @Peach Who's gonna pay for it? Elsweyr!
 Peach: We're gonna build a wall to keep all those skooma-pushing Khajiits out. Make Skyrim great again!
Image 155537   01-10-17   Uploaded by    logono
Score:
301
 
 jochenau: "Well, your pregnancy's going well, but I'm a little concerned about your groinspine."
 Bluetocracy: how to have more children all at once.
 addend: Unatomy.
 Borkf: Is this like swallowing an Apple pip and having a tree grow in your tummy?
 LaeMi: @Scoo - where do you think telemarketers come from?
 tib gubb: this explains so much
 ClockworkJackalope: What what...
 tritium: Alien babies gestate in the butt.
 whiplash: Still on a quest to find MY PRECIOUS!
 Scoo: What Evangelicals want you to believe about anal
 sparename: ...Australians
 Himesama: Your mouth can't get pregnant
 Mr. Butt: I want to believe.
Image 155536   01-10-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
533
 
 Borkf: @Robespierre Ah, I see. Yes, that's crazy. I know someone who stresses the wrong syllable on cucumber (cue-CUM-ber) and that drives me mad.
 BILL DOOR: THAT KITTEN LOOKS WEIRD.
 Robespierre: @Borkf "Normal" way is accent on the 3d syllable. Ilocano way is accent on the 4th syllable.
 Kraken: What is Taylor Swift doing with what looks like a baby hippo?
 Borkf: @Robespierre Isn't that the normal way? Or am I reading your phonetics wrong?
 Mr. Butt: @Robespierre I'm pretty sure that that's grounds for divorce.
 Lestrange: Baby African death cow. Little hippo looks great though.
 Robespierre: Pronounce it the way my wife does: "Hih-po-po-TAH-moose"
 Scoo: I want a hippopotamus for Christmas!
 Himesama: Don't let that snake eat you baby hippo!!
 sumodrsn: Trump is really looking good.
Image 155535   01-10-17   Uploaded by    MikeWhiskey
Score:
675
 
 Brain: @Mr. Butt dying
 Scoo: Maybe she's borkf with it...
 Mr. Butt: That is a goddamn handsome doggo!
Image 155534   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Red
Score:
639
 
 rasmodeus: Where you are taught wrong on purpose, as a joke.
 Scoo: "and neuroses are born"
Image 155533   01-10-17   Uploaded by    daver
Score:
560
 
 BILL DOOR: CATS.
 jochenau: Cancer isn't very nice.
 Otterman: Next panel in this comic should be interesting
 Mr. Whiskers: @Scoo Wheelchair-bound couples enjoy a nice 52
 Scoo: It's *a* sex number, but it's not *the* sex number
 Mr. Butt: *Knice
 Peach: HICE
Image 155532   01-10-17   Uploaded by    White Rice
Score:
356
 
 KingTrebek: no shame i use ixquick/startpage
 Borkf: @a sedated moose I forgot how to swallow for a bit the other day. Wasn't high, I'm just a fucking idiot.
 rasmodeus: I have a drinking problem
 a sedated moose: Once during an acid trip I saw somebody forget how to drink water. So this girl (who wasn't tripping) sat there spraying him in the face with a spray bottle. He loved it. I thought it was high-larious.
 Meow: three times I tried to type my comment in the lowest search bar. Back to bed
 Judge Bread: A E S T H E T I C
Image 155531   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Hyphae
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