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175445  Scoo: Kids today probably won't ever know the struggle of tilling a field with a plowshare, either. Technology is always improving.

175439  E. HONDA: but who updates this updater?

175447  scribbs: While it looks like an efficient kitchen, even making a slice of toast is a colossal pain in the ass.

175402  fanny: RAD because my grandma had this on a refrigerator magnet, now that magnet is on my fridge

175413  Niels Bohr: @Mr. Shine did you ever head out on the highway looking for adventure?

175421  Niels Bohr: But what if they have candy? Didn't think of that didya sign?

175442  Mr. Butt: same

175438  Derp Herpigan: Now this is... *puts on sunglasses* a sticky situation

175441  ch: Danger Dog has re-used the costume. It's not an inexpensive costume, and the department's budget is tight with the new top brass.

175440  Derp Herpigan: Well, one of us is gonna have to change.

175441  ch: DANGER DOG dresses like a banana slug on the docks to case out the impending drug deal / DANGER DOG fills out the department's paperwork with a tenacious endlessly-unquenched zeal / DAAAAANNNNNNGERRRRRR DOGGGGGGGGGG / EPISODE FORTY-SEVEN: DANGER DOG AND THE UNSUSPECTING CRIMINALS POSING AS NATURE ENTHUSIASTS

175445  Derp Herpigan: I mean they could download an older version of solitaire to experience that.

175446  Derp Herpigan: My childhood.

175442  Ulillillia: Purple user mascot.

175449  Derp Herpigan: Hey, one could easily steal that soap, make a clean getaway.

175450  Derp Herpigan: There's no way that's an airport. No airport is quiet enough for sleeping infants.

175413  Mr. Shine: @Spazstatic a LOT. I also drove it from Columbus,OH to Aliquippa, PA in 2:30. According to Google, it should have taken 3:10

15387  Urn BooUrn: Dirty pool.

175440  Robespierre: Interesting ... same shirt, same hair, same galsses, same beard ... and neither of them is freaking out.

175437  ch: who's the dog that's the cat that's got your tongue DANGER DOG / who's the dog for whom this beat-intesive song is sung DANGER DOG / DANGER DOG is watching you with his fucked-up eyes / DANGER DOG is recording all your shitty lies / DANGER DOG stops crimes before they happen in the mind / DANGER DOG will chow down on your unwanted melon rind / DAAAAANNNGGGERRRRR DOGGGGGGG!!!!!!

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175214 VoR: @itskando you don't know my roots man..I came from the reds. Apples all day. Not understanding the truth about bananas!

175280 sparename: Is this before or after my black coffee and cigarettes for breakfast?

175409 Hosebag: @hearsegirl Of course. It helps the conductivity.

175408 hearsegirl: that's a wicked pisser.

175395 Borkf: Nobody wins.

175270 itskando: How to shoot your eye out, kid

175273 cenecia: Also is that kid holding a hand gun??

175218 Dr. Bathroom: Is this at PABT? That seems about right.

175357 piranharama: Cops hide behind this sign!

175352 Zampano: My hometown has a drive thru liquor store. Never understood it. Everyone knows drinking and driving is wrong, but sometimes you just gotta get from point A to point B with a little detour thru point OWI...



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Score:
664
 
 jochenau: The other kids in school liked to jump off the swings like this but I was too scared to try. I eventually got up the courage to try it at home. Needless to say, I went sailing into the patio and bashed my face up pretty good. My body now refuses to do anything that resembles falling face-first, which sounds stupid, but it's a problem for doing tumbling moves in martial arts, and doing anything fancy on a diving board is right out.
 Peter Pantsless: She's in the middle of a sweet front flip, you guys
 addend: First let me take a picture.
 Lestrange: She ded
 msmstud: Punchline from the Calvin & Hobbes strip: "Houston, we have a negative on that orbit trajectory."
 Micro Jackson: I am making good examples!
 XLY: I must go, my people need me!
 ThatGuy: /I believe I can fly/ /I believe I can touch the sky/
 Knice: "Later, shitlords."
 ClockworkJackalope: Welp... this was a bad decision. Crap.
 Scoo: Has anyone *ever* made it all the way over the top?
 a robot: Wheeeeeeee!!
Image 155540   01-10-17   Uploaded by    RiderFan
Score:
355
 
 msmstud: All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
 msmstud: All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
 msmstud: All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
 Pizza: All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
 Robespierre: How embarrassing...
Image 155539   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
331
 
 Bluetocracy: damn furries.
 Bob: Me too!
 Lestrange: Some cocaine and prosecco over here, that do you?
 ClockworkJackalope: Perhaps champagne and a gerbil will suffice?
 ThatGuy: I have vodka and a chimichanga, what'll that get me?
 Mr. Butt: Same.
Image 155538   01-10-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
240
 
 Telkwa: Can't get enough of those Sugar Crisps.
 Borkf: @Peach @Hiddentigerma That reminds me, we should raise taxes on imports of Cyrodilic Brandy. Damn Imperials, stealing all our jobs.
 Peach: @Hiddentigerma Precisely.
 Hiddentigerma: @Peach Because your insane and are busy talking to the faces in the walls? Right?
 Peach: Sweet, naive @Hiddentigerma , you can't use logic to reason with people like me and @Borkf.
 Hiddentigerma: @Borkf @Peach But elsweyr doesn't even border skyrim... Cyrodil is inbetween them.
 Borkf: @Peach Who's gonna pay for it? Elsweyr!
 Peach: We're gonna build a wall to keep all those skooma-pushing Khajiits out. Make Skyrim great again!
Image 155537   01-10-17   Uploaded by    logono
Score:
301
 
 jochenau: "Well, your pregnancy's going well, but I'm a little concerned about your groinspine."
 Bluetocracy: how to have more children all at once.
 addend: Unatomy.
 Borkf: Is this like swallowing an Apple pip and having a tree grow in your tummy?
 LaeMi: @Scoo - where do you think telemarketers come from?
 tib gubb: this explains so much
 ClockworkJackalope: What what...
 tritium: Alien babies gestate in the butt.
 whiplash: Still on a quest to find MY PRECIOUS!
 Scoo: What Evangelicals want you to believe about anal
 sparename: ...Australians
 Himesama: Your mouth can't get pregnant
 Mr. Butt: I want to believe.
Image 155536   01-10-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
533
 
 Borkf: @Robespierre Ah, I see. Yes, that's crazy. I know someone who stresses the wrong syllable on cucumber (cue-CUM-ber) and that drives me mad.
 BILL DOOR: THAT KITTEN LOOKS WEIRD.
 Robespierre: @Borkf "Normal" way is accent on the 3d syllable. Ilocano way is accent on the 4th syllable.
 Kraken: What is Taylor Swift doing with what looks like a baby hippo?
 Borkf: @Robespierre Isn't that the normal way? Or am I reading your phonetics wrong?
 Mr. Butt: @Robespierre I'm pretty sure that that's grounds for divorce.
 Lestrange: Baby African death cow. Little hippo looks great though.
 Robespierre: Pronounce it the way my wife does: "Hih-po-po-TAH-moose"
 Scoo: I want a hippopotamus for Christmas!
 Himesama: Don't let that snake eat you baby hippo!!
 sumodrsn: Trump is really looking good.
Image 155535   01-10-17   Uploaded by    MikeWhiskey
Score:
675
 
 Brain: @Mr. Butt dying
 Scoo: Maybe she's borkf with it...
 Mr. Butt: That is a goddamn handsome doggo!
Image 155534   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Red
Score:
639
 
 rasmodeus: Where you are taught wrong on purpose, as a joke.
 Scoo: "and neuroses are born"
Image 155533   01-10-17   Uploaded by    daver
Score:
560
 
 BILL DOOR: CATS.
 jochenau: Cancer isn't very nice.
 Otterman: Next panel in this comic should be interesting
 Mr. Whiskers: @Scoo Wheelchair-bound couples enjoy a nice 52
 Scoo: It's *a* sex number, but it's not *the* sex number
 Mr. Butt: *Knice
 Peach: HICE
Image 155532   01-10-17   Uploaded by    White Rice
Score:
356
 
 KingTrebek: no shame i use ixquick/startpage
 Borkf: @a sedated moose I forgot how to swallow for a bit the other day. Wasn't high, I'm just a fucking idiot.
 rasmodeus: I have a drinking problem
 a sedated moose: Once during an acid trip I saw somebody forget how to drink water. So this girl (who wasn't tripping) sat there spraying him in the face with a spray bottle. He loved it. I thought it was high-larious.
 Meow: three times I tried to type my comment in the lowest search bar. Back to bed
 Judge Bread: A E S T H E T I C
Image 155531   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Hyphae
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