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156698  SkidSolo: The Nordschleife, my favourite place on Earth.

156650  Lestrange: @KingTrebek It's a former Portuguese colony (rather than British) and still is strongly Christian. It's a beautiful place and the hippies of the world go there to smoke the herb.

156700  SkidSolo: Jinkies, Grizzly, it's Velma!

156651  Amy Housewine: RAISE THA ROOF

156707  SkidSolo: I always wanted to be a giraffe.

12484  Lestrange: Welcome @Phillee, you did good.

156700  Skaalar: It's probably Shaggy having night terrors again.

156708  Scoo: Das scheint gruselig, auch nach deutschen Massstaeben

156651  Peter Pantsless: @Phillee hahaha look at the image you accidentally linked to!

156708  Lestrange: "You're not Father Christmas, you dirty old bastard".

156716  Peter Pantsless: "D'awwww!" *chomp*

156708  Peach: Gerber Baby

156692  Peach: Say salmon!

156617  Peter Pantsless: That place is full of jackasses

156707  Peach: Squeeze the hand-pump for a quick and hassle-free death.

156707  Peter Pantsless: That chic Kayan look, without the wait!

156711  sparename: "Clearly Mintless"

156698  Musician: @SomeCanadian Chris Amon

156706  Amy Housewine: Good, but changing it to "Stags" and making his extended arms look like antlers would have been even better.

156693  Shay: BULLSHIT, The Shadow knows too!

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156626 Snake Jesus: Well, if he needs to wade through some knee-high mud, I guess he's prepared.

156542 raditzu: not so smart any more

156682 Scoo: I got a fever, and the only prescription is MORE MASTURBATION!

156665 LKoroton: Vincent's oreilles de mer

156637 SpaceCow: Teacher tested, parent approved.

156596 Kim: "Can I get that in a veggie burger?"

156651 Amy Housewine: RAISE THA ROOF

156650 Lestrange: @KingTrebek It's a former Portuguese colony (rather than British) and still is strongly Christian. It's a beautiful place and the hippies of the world go there to smoke the herb.

156657 LaeMi: A horse is intelligent enough to know it has done something rather silly, and laid back enough to not care.

156608 Kim: This is art.



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Score:
644
 
 jochenau: The other kids in school liked to jump off the swings like this but I was too scared to try. I eventually got up the courage to try it at home. Needless to say, I went sailing into the patio and bashed my face up pretty good. My body now refuses to do anything that resembles falling face-first, which sounds stupid, but it's a problem for doing tumbling moves in martial arts, and doing anything fancy on a diving board is right out.
 Peter Pantsless: She's in the middle of a sweet front flip, you guys
 addend: First let me take a picture.
 Lestrange: She ded
 msmstud: Punchline from the Calvin & Hobbes strip: "Houston, we have a negative on that orbit trajectory."
 Micro Jackson: I am making good examples!
 XLY: I must go, my people need me!
 ThatGuy: /I believe I can fly/ /I believe I can touch the sky/
 Knice: "Later, shitlords."
 ClockworkJackalope: Welp... this was a bad decision. Crap.
 Scoo: Has anyone *ever* made it all the way over the top?
 a robot: Wheeeeeeee!!
Image 155540   01-10-17   Uploaded by    RiderFan
Score:
355
 
 msmstud: All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
 msmstud: All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
 msmstud: All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
 Pizza: All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
 Robespierre: How embarrassing...
Image 155539   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
331
 
 Bluetocracy: damn furries.
 Bob: Me too!
 Lestrange: Some cocaine and prosecco over here, that do you?
 ClockworkJackalope: Perhaps champagne and a gerbil will suffice?
 ThatGuy: I have vodka and a chimichanga, what'll that get me?
 Mr. Butt: Same.
Image 155538   01-10-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
240
 
 Telkwa: Can't get enough of those Sugar Crisps.
 Borkf: @Peach @Hiddentigerma That reminds me, we should raise taxes on imports of Cyrodilic Brandy. Damn Imperials, stealing all our jobs.
 Peach: @Hiddentigerma Precisely.
 Hiddentigerma: @Peach Because your insane and are busy talking to the faces in the walls? Right?
 Peach: Sweet, naive @Hiddentigerma , you can't use logic to reason with people like me and @Borkf.
 Hiddentigerma: @Borkf @Peach But elsweyr doesn't even border skyrim... Cyrodil is inbetween them.
 Borkf: @Peach Who's gonna pay for it? Elsweyr!
 Peach: We're gonna build a wall to keep all those skooma-pushing Khajiits out. Make Skyrim great again!
Image 155537   01-10-17   Uploaded by    logono
Score:
301
 
 jochenau: "Well, your pregnancy's going well, but I'm a little concerned about your groinspine."
 Bluetocracy: how to have more children all at once.
 addend: Unatomy.
 Borkf: Is this like swallowing an Apple pip and having a tree grow in your tummy?
 LaeMi: @Scoo - where do you think telemarketers come from?
 tib gubb: this explains so much
 ClockworkJackalope: What what...
 tritium: Alien babies gestate in the butt.
 whiplash: Still on a quest to find MY PRECIOUS!
 Scoo: What Evangelicals want you to believe about anal
 sparename: ...Australians
 Himesama: Your mouth can't get pregnant
 Mr. Butt: I want to believe.
Image 155536   01-10-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
533
 
 Borkf: @Robespierre Ah, I see. Yes, that's crazy. I know someone who stresses the wrong syllable on cucumber (cue-CUM-ber) and that drives me mad.
 BILL DOOR: THAT KITTEN LOOKS WEIRD.
 Robespierre: @Borkf "Normal" way is accent on the 3d syllable. Ilocano way is accent on the 4th syllable.
 Kraken: What is Taylor Swift doing with what looks like a baby hippo?
 Borkf: @Robespierre Isn't that the normal way? Or am I reading your phonetics wrong?
 Mr. Butt: @Robespierre I'm pretty sure that that's grounds for divorce.
 Lestrange: Baby African death cow. Little hippo looks great though.
 Robespierre: Pronounce it the way my wife does: "Hih-po-po-TAH-moose"
 Scoo: I want a hippopotamus for Christmas!
 Himesama: Don't let that snake eat you baby hippo!!
 sumodrsn: Trump is really looking good.
Image 155535   01-10-17   Uploaded by    MikeWhiskey
Score:
675
 
 Brain: @Mr. Butt dying
 Scoo: Maybe she's borkf with it...
 Mr. Butt: That is a goddamn handsome doggo!
Image 155534   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Red
Score:
623
 
 rasmodeus: Where you are taught wrong on purpose, as a joke.
 Scoo: "and neuroses are born"
Image 155533   01-10-17   Uploaded by    daver
Score:
560
 
 BILL DOOR: CATS.
 jochenau: Cancer isn't very nice.
 Otterman: Next panel in this comic should be interesting
 Mr. Whiskers: @Scoo Wheelchair-bound couples enjoy a nice 52
 Scoo: It's *a* sex number, but it's not *the* sex number
 Mr. Butt: *Knice
 Peach: HICE
Image 155532   01-10-17   Uploaded by    White Rice
Score:
356
 
 KingTrebek: no shame i use ixquick/startpage
 Borkf: @a sedated moose I forgot how to swallow for a bit the other day. Wasn't high, I'm just a fucking idiot.
 rasmodeus: I have a drinking problem
 a sedated moose: Once during an acid trip I saw somebody forget how to drink water. So this girl (who wasn't tripping) sat there spraying him in the face with a spray bottle. He loved it. I thought it was high-larious.
 Meow: three times I tried to type my comment in the lowest search bar. Back to bed
 Judge Bread: A E S T H E T I C
Image 155531   01-10-17   Uploaded by    Hyphae
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