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237950  Slerzy: Sick

237930  carpwoman: Not a house cat. Look at the pupils.

237950  Sadbot: @carpwoman We're both wrong, it was Reddit. I guess Stormfronters are working on overtaking goons for the title of "least hygienic people"

237936  carpwoman: I bet that would feel nice you know, like in August....

237938  carpwoman: Riiiiiiiiiight......

237943  carpwoman: @Ulillillia - My first thought, too.

237944  carpwoman: Slack in the heed.

237945  carpwoman: Timely.

237950  carpwoman: @Sadbot - Wasn't that here? I saw it, too.

237947  a robot: We need a Mascot costume for every holiday, like these things:…

237950  Sadbot: I vaguely recall some horrific goon story about how he thought every family kept an old steak knife by the toilet for the big ones, and was unpleasantly slapped in the face by reality when he unloaded at a friend/girlfriend's place. Humans are disgusting.

237951  sparename: Furry cake

237836  Robespierre: @WTF One toke over the line?

237934  glenalec: @Off Topic - you 1-percenter!

237934  Mr. Whiskers: Hello, fellow American

237929  glenalec: @Side Boob - generally you wait until they are a lot less cute before you eat them.

237891  Robespierre: We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town ...

237893  Robespierre: I already did...

237942  Mr. Whiskers: @Ulillillia weird. I was just about to write a giggle water joke. Great minds.

237945  Mr. Whiskers: Back up in that ass like a resurrection

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237737 Mr. Shine: @charlemagne I don't believe so. During Sealand's Civil War, the German government negotiated for the return of the only P.O.W., and paid a hefty fee for his release.

237857 Mr. Shine: @glenalec classic Lassie.

237928 Robespierre: Hoy-hoy...

237727 glenalec: Well, if you can't control your vehicle properly....

237734 OldKentuckyShark: You're going to watch your favorite shows on the internet? You seem like a cheap ass...

237717 Wooden Spoon: @Dr Awkward: Starring Bennie Goodman

237763 some guy : What am I supposed to be seeing here? What should I notice about this?? I could really use a graphic aide.

237697 trelyate: "shit, I left my weed in the glove department"

237699 some guy : Windowlicky

237873 Ulillillia: The Olympics only they give out laptops instead of medals

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10. BaconCake: 2166 points
11. burritos: 2129 points
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14. bookcase: 1931 points
15. barfolomew: 1836 points
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 LaeMi: Apparently 6 people a year die from doing this!
 tib gubb: "Now that I've been given emotion, this is all I can think about doing."
 Prostata: his new girlfriend?
 Peter Pantsless: I always thought it was funny when they tried to impress us by showing Data reading things at super speed when he should have just been able to wirelessly download the information
 Sandor: Is that like android vampirism?
 Scoo: Captain, I believe I am feeling... pleasure. It is an intriguing sensation.
 WTF: He's jacking on.
 mariofart: The beginning of Data's crippling battery abuse.
Image 155419   01-09-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
 addend: 2 what?
 jochenau: You're gonna take time to stop and smell the roses if we have to break every bone in your body!
 XLY: hate to see a fast speed bump in these parts
 Scoo: Slow down there, leadfoot!
Image 155418   01-09-17   Uploaded by    augustus
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Image 155417   01-09-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
 ping: Listen up, four eyes.
 birdythemighty: They are dead inside.
 fanny: "My eyes are up here and here!!"
 Yttermayn : Very sad eyes inside.
 Radstarboom: I hear people taste like pork.
Image 155416   01-09-17   Uploaded by    space
 Red: i don't care bear
 illBilliam: Intensive Care Bear
 Scoo: Care Bear Tear!
 Nope: Joke would work better if Grumpy Bear. Also Grumpy Bear ruled
Image 155415   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 Reddest of Necks: Snowpiercer on a plane
 Beef Supreme: Wake me when it's pitchfork time.
 Nope: @WaffleIron Doesn't matter, even taking into account the larger economy the top 1% still is increasing its % share of wealth.
 Borkf: Pretty sure this is also actual airplanes.
 Scoo: @WaffleIron No. Fleet-wide, they've gotten smaller on average.
 Radstarboom: more like a blimp with all the inflation. Ammaright!?
 WaffleIron: But has the airplane gotten larger?
Image 155414   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Peddy Tenderglass
 Skinr: @SomeCanadian from what I've read, the filmmakers thought a normal-sized skeleton looked too scrawny to believably beat up this guy, so they made it "big-boned"
 SomeCanadian: Why does it's humerus look like a marshmallow that just came out of a microwave?
 Dresdenkeogh: Sings "I got you under my skin"
Image 155413   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
 TurkeyVulture: Busting makes me feel good!
 Dresdenkeogh: da na na na na na, wakka wakka wakka
Image 155412   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Image 155411 is unbelievably bad (score -9) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by rubix1924. We'll pray for you, rubix1924.
 Kraken: Looks like the crack kid video (the kid gets hit with a basketball and makes the most bizarre sound ever. with that exact face.)
 addend: They're Protonestants.
 carpwoman: Rad every time. Oh, that doggo!
 Niels Bohr: What does this doggo do with his bones? Barium!
 Dresdenkeogh: @Headoftheclass @Coolguy AM SO SURPRISE.
 Headoftheclass: @Coolguy No...because nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
 Coolguy: @Dresdenkeogh did someone say 'Spainish Inqusition'!!!
 Peter Pantsless: Sixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar: BATMAN!
 Dresdenkeogh: What's with the *inquisitory* look, buddy?
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