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249670  Mr. Butt: BEWARE

249670  mrdiron: It's not just heat vision.

249668  redmonkey3: Won't bounce

249668  sparenamelaptopdied: "DEUCE!!"

249666  raditzu: where's the dent? it's a Death Star!

249619  Zochrot: straight from the 90's vampire the masquerade larp

249666  TurkeyVulture: This is essentially my current truck, except mine's the 3/4 ton. Same dent.

249667  TurkeyVulture: Amazing. I've seen this movie more times than anything except Star Wars. Ive cosplayed as Walter. I wrote a graduate-level post-Marxist analysis of the film. And somehow I rembered the can as a Ralph's store brand coffee. I'm going senile.

249621  Zochrot: I'm tripping balls!

249624  Zochrot: cat cloud city

249666  whcvgre78: Dude I used to drive this truck. I mean, the scuff was on the other side, it had a camper hood, and different hubcaps. But I still have a strong affinity for blue, beat-up chevrolet pickups.

249654  Captain Marsupial: And Lo, the lions shall lie down with the ham. (Wait, we're out of lions? Well how's this joke supposed to work?)

249661  Captain Marsupial: Honey badger always to rad.

249551  BavidDowie: This is fantastic

249555  BavidDowie: Baby's First wailing guitar solo

249660  Zochrot: secure your carabiners kids

249641  Captain Marsupial: Take a look, they're next to that book.

249662  VeeKay: No way could I stand to have him there snoozing without tickling that tummy!

249643  Captain Marsupial: Event Horizon. No, wait that's the other side.

249566  BavidDowie: I hear they have wonderful healthcare in Russia

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249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249509 Lunimeow: Be right back, gotta take a me.

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

249477 El hefe: How i think it will go.....reality

249608 Prostata: BRB...

249357 Passive: This was a transphobic "fake commercial" for repelling unwanted advances from men using a fake penis

249488 tib gubb: yall done fucked up!

249591 hajjpodge: Start with Cleveland.

249635 Mad Collager: His wife is dutifully acting as a counterweight.

249492 savvoy: From the days before cars had seatbelts



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 SomeCanadian: @a robot @jochenau I wouldn't go that far. I'm only maximally Canadian 79.7% of the time. For the rest you have to see my colleague @SomeOtherCanadian
 a robot: @SomeCanadian @jochenau Canadian TO THE MAX!
 jochenau: @SomeCanadian I feel lied to! You're not just *some* Canadian, you're MAXIMUM CANADIAN!
 SomeCanadian: @WaffleIron My name is Legion, for we are many. Also, no, my real name is Max.
 WaffleIron: @SomeCanadian : Now I wonder if we were in the same lab. Mike, is that you?
 SomeCanadian: I got rid of those years ago. Thanks grad school!
 WaffleIron: MUST. RAD. BOJACK.
Image 155406   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
361
 
 Spazstatic: @Peter Pantsless looks like an Anaconda, no?
 LaeMi: This makes me think of the Scorpio from Blakes 7 season 4.
 Meow: Im betting that thing is crushing Wile E Coyote
 Winterneuro: Camouflaged space ship if I ever saw one!
 WaffleIron: That's no rock formation!
 DrinkMixMan: This rocks.
Image 155405   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Gazden
Score:
313
 
 Kraken: In the heart of the memes!
 SomeCanadian: *NO LONGER A PORNO THEATER!*
 Dresdenkeogh: HABEEB IT
 Scoo: I want to, trust me
 yev: i wish i ran by the art deco cinema friday afternoon skipping english class circa 1989. oh, weight, I did!
Image 155404   01-09-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
246
 
 raditzu: Seems legit.
 Shay: @fanny I think Nickelodeon was trying to save money, so they consolidated Blue's Clues and Dora the Explorer into one show.
 fanny: @ThatGuy reminded me of Blue's Clues, but i don't know if it is.
 Lestrange: Rad but fucked up
 bug: I have no idea where in the world this is.
 DrinkMixMan: @ThatGuy The early 90's.
 ThatGuy: What is this? It's eerily familiar.
Image 155403   01-09-17   Uploaded by    vape station
Score:
166
 
 addend: In Soviet Russia, lemon squeezes you.
 Mad Collager: That Vladimir is one zesty zealot.
 Niels Bohr: @DrinkMixMan he he, that's a euphemism if ever there was one.
 DrinkMixMan: Squeeze the means of production.
 Dresdenkeogh: When life gives you lemons, create a coherent system of lemon redistribution. To those according their blandness from those according to their being excessively puckered.
 Skinr: Vladimir Lemon sounds like the name of a Dead Kennedys cover band
Image 155402   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Cerberus
Score:
515
 
 Entertainmentalist: And this is why it's best to have a photo for reference when you go to the barber with a fancy request. It apparently applies to the groomer, too.
 whiplash: Dog needs surgery right away, he has a hole in his heart.
 VoR: I cant stop laughing at this.
 Science: @bug: Well, they cut off the dog's tail in the first place, so obviously they are an asshole.
 Zukero: Yours look happier.
 addend: Chocolate hearts for Master.
 jochenau: ...does the doggo not have a tail?
 Prostata: @Yttermayn with attachments for those in-between
 Yttermayn : Concave or convex, it suits either sex.
 SomeCanadian: Aww! His anus looks like an asterisk!
 bug: You may want to ask yourself why you asked for this in the first place.
 Radstarboom: right doggo looks to be the happier doggo.
 Knice: PREPARE FOR DOCKING [BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP]
 Scoo: You gotta specify Outie vs Innie
Image 155401   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Borkf
Image 155400 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by catheter. Boo, catheter.
Score:
163
 
Tell us what you thought of this.
Image 155399   01-09-17   Uploaded by    9mm
Score:
139
 
 LaeMi: @Scoo - yes, but you wee instead of poo.
 Scoo: Is a "Topwater" like an "Upper-Decker"?
Image 155398   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Peddy Tenderglass
Score:
649
 
 Kraken: We only have one option, but decided to call it custom.
 Whatever: Just a reminder that "Tilton death do you part" is a stated goal of every marriage
 fanny: @LaeMi doot tell me how to aggro-gate!
 DrinkMixMan: I doot.
 Zochrot: that's about right
 dobbiesdoogs: thank mrs skeltal
Image 155397   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
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