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237907  Christina: Autoras for doggo.

237906  Whatever: Just what I need to see on the sidewalk

237901  2Berries: Cept cause

237901  charlemagne: @Nope he and the guy that does nedroid are doing one now, a weird western called back

237879  Bluetocracy: A true port-a-potty

237886  charlemagne: I told you to wait didn't I? now look at you

237891  charlemagne: excuse me, is this the queue for the doctor who audition?

237887  Not A Bot: Just like Jesus's face showing up on a pancake.

237888  Bluetocracy: There aren't enough letters in Scrabble to spell either of these names.

237893  charlemagne: duuuuuchaamp!

237889  Bluetocracy: WCGW

237890  Bluetocracy: It's a hard pup life for me

237903  Ulillillia: Oooh, Santa baby.

237790  Mr Bleak: False advertising: Piers Morgan has never had any morals. Allegedly.

237889  petepuma: someone's about to learn a hard lesson on torque and shearing strength

237893  Bluetocracy: Instructions unclear, am now stuck in wall next to what I think is Jimmy Hoffa.

237899  barfolomew: I applaud the effort, did it help?

237896  Bluetocracy: ...Impressive

237897  Bluetocracy: Bill and Ted meet Doc Brown, then this happens.

237897  Bluetocracy: I want this

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2. Robespierre
3. Ulillillia
4. Yurishiro
5. Teechur
6. Christina
7. itskando
8. tib gubb
9. VeeKay
10. Dresdenkeogh

The top ten most commented-on images today:

237727 glenalec: Well, if you can't control your vehicle properly....

237693 jochenau: I went to a place that had a grilled portobello burger. Some veggie burgers are pretty good, but the portobello's simple, good, and not a mash of random vegetable protein trying to be something it's not.

237696 hajjpodge: Kim Jong Un's side business.

237703 Warrax: Have you tried shoving it in your ass?

237697 trelyate: "shit, I left my weed in the glove department"

237699 some guy : Windowlicky

237717 E. HONDA: that means they won't put them in a fashionable hospital gown

237734 E. HONDA: No thanks, I got all my TV watching out of the way in the 20th century

237737 Mr. Shine: @charlemagne I don't believe so. During Sealand's Civil War, the German government negotiated for the return of the only P.O.W., and paid a hefty fee for his release.

237763 some guy : What am I supposed to be seeing here? What should I notice about this?? I could really use a graphic aide.

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Robespierre uploaded 237553 (977 points)
jackthesmack uploaded 237414 (964 points)
Yurishiro uploaded 237705 (954 points)
sandwiches uploaded 237531 (918 points)
boxboxbox uploaded 237602 (904 points)
Gomi Day uploaded 237762 (900 points)
Bro Bro uploaded 237699 (878 points)
sir toke a lot uploaded 237528 (866 points)
On Spec uploaded 237387 (864 points)

These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

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 2. ping: 7251 points
 3. Annoying Vegan : 4157 points
 4. Not A Bot: 3473 points
 5. barfolomew: 2690 points
 6. BaconCake: 2672 points
 7. logono: 2623 points
 8. Side Boob: 2566 points
 9. a robot: 2476 points
10. E. HONDA: 2393 points
11. burritos: 2112 points
12. Yurishiro: 2028 points
13. clayjar: 1932 points
14. Gomi Day: 1931 points
15. bookcase: 1863 points
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 SomeCanadian: @a robot @jochenau I wouldn't go that far. I'm only maximally Canadian 79.7% of the time. For the rest you have to see my colleague @SomeOtherCanadian
 a robot: @SomeCanadian @jochenau Canadian TO THE MAX!
 jochenau: @SomeCanadian I feel lied to! You're not just *some* Canadian, you're MAXIMUM CANADIAN!
 SomeCanadian: @WaffleIron My name is Legion, for we are many. Also, no, my real name is Max.
 WaffleIron: @SomeCanadian : Now I wonder if we were in the same lab. Mike, is that you?
 SomeCanadian: I got rid of those years ago. Thanks grad school!
 WaffleIron: MUST. RAD. BOJACK.
Image 155406   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 Spazstatic: @Peter Pantsless looks like an Anaconda, no?
 LaeMi: This makes me think of the Scorpio from Blakes 7 season 4.
 Meow: Im betting that thing is crushing Wile E Coyote
 Winterneuro: Camouflaged space ship if I ever saw one!
 WaffleIron: That's no rock formation!
 DrinkMixMan: This rocks.
Image 155405   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Gazden
 Kraken: In the heart of the memes!
 Dresdenkeogh: HABEEB IT
 Scoo: I want to, trust me
 yev: i wish i ran by the art deco cinema friday afternoon skipping english class circa 1989. oh, weight, I did!
Image 155404   01-09-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
 raditzu: Seems legit.
 Shay: @fanny I think Nickelodeon was trying to save money, so they consolidated Blue's Clues and Dora the Explorer into one show.
 fanny: @ThatGuy reminded me of Blue's Clues, but i don't know if it is.
 Lestrange: Rad but fucked up
 bug: I have no idea where in the world this is.
 DrinkMixMan: @ThatGuy The early 90's.
 ThatGuy: What is this? It's eerily familiar.
Image 155403   01-09-17   Uploaded by    vape station
 addend: In Soviet Russia, lemon squeezes you.
 Mad Collager: That Vladimir is one zesty zealot.
 Niels Bohr: @DrinkMixMan he he, that's a euphemism if ever there was one.
 DrinkMixMan: Squeeze the means of production.
 Dresdenkeogh: When life gives you lemons, create a coherent system of lemon redistribution. To those according their blandness from those according to their being excessively puckered.
 Skinr: Vladimir Lemon sounds like the name of a Dead Kennedys cover band
Image 155402   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Cerberus
 Entertainmentalist: And this is why it's best to have a photo for reference when you go to the barber with a fancy request. It apparently applies to the groomer, too.
 whiplash: Dog needs surgery right away, he has a hole in his heart.
 VoR: I cant stop laughing at this.
 Science: @bug: Well, they cut off the dog's tail in the first place, so obviously they are an asshole.
 Zukero: Yours look happier.
 addend: Chocolate hearts for Master.
 jochenau: ...does the doggo not have a tail?
 Prostata: @Yttermayn with attachments for those in-between
 Yttermayn : Concave or convex, it suits either sex.
 SomeCanadian: Aww! His anus looks like an asterisk!
 bug: You may want to ask yourself why you asked for this in the first place.
 Radstarboom: right doggo looks to be the happier doggo.
 Scoo: You gotta specify Outie vs Innie
Image 155401   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Borkf
Image 155400 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by catheter. Your image was bad, catheter.
Go on. Leave a comment. Just a short one, even.
Image 155399   01-09-17   Uploaded by    9mm
 LaeMi: @Scoo - yes, but you wee instead of poo.
 Scoo: Is a "Topwater" like an "Upper-Decker"?
Image 155398   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Peddy Tenderglass
 Kraken: We only have one option, but decided to call it custom.
 Whatever: Just a reminder that "Tilton death do you part" is a stated goal of every marriage
 fanny: @LaeMi doot tell me how to aggro-gate!
 DrinkMixMan: I doot.
 Zochrot: that's about right
 dobbiesdoogs: thank mrs skeltal
Image 155397   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
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