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163345  Dresdenkeogh: One wan one, won Wan's one one.

163345  guest: I think that that 'that' that that guy used actually should have been a 'which.'

163333  duchaschmeremol: Never forget those that gave their lives in service of a government that blows up inhabited [put any geographic designation here]

163318  Dresdenkeogh: @Knice @Lestrange *cassowary pun*

163343  bug: What am I looking at? Is your phone pregnant?

163331  Dresdenkeogh: @WaffleIron awwwwww yis

163336  fanny: @fanny i found a picture i'll upload, but not as cool without music

163339  WTF: A little more humane than hitting mice with mallets...

163335  duchaschmeremol: another failed c-ring design

163313  SunWukong: I see a giant spider. But that happens a lot.

163341  Knice: I'm guessing this story was told to many medical professionals.

163316  ch: seal in the basket / please talk free / the door is locked / just you and me / can i take you to a restaurant / that's got glass tables / you can watch yourself / while you are eating

163342  Knice: This course should be mandatory.

163317  ch: why can't I, hold all this toast?

163339  fanny: ahh... so THIS is how the MeowMix jingle is played!

163334  Mexico: Don't diss my friends, lady.

163337  Mexico: The Soviet Union's most righteous half pipe.

163325  ch: where is my giant shoe

163340  Mexico: Rosehip and I would make the perfect couple who stay together out of inertia and crippling fear of dying alone.

163332  ch: there you are mister! you got a hecka lot of chores to do today!

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163229 Snake Jesus: Fallout: New Vegas has changed.

163149 Mexico: @Mexico's working on some stuff! You don't need to wall me off until I have it together!

163183 tokyopig: Long after Bullwinkle and Rocky retired from showbiz and settled down in the suburbs with their children, Boris and Natasha continued fruitlessly to "finally get rid of Moose and Squirrel"

163323 hearsegirl: lovely blue legs!! and such jaunty antennae!

163325 ch: where is my giant shoe

163248 Snake Jesus: I've never jerked it to a pizza, but whatever gets you going, I guess.

163173 Jaunty Shrimp: What an udder boob!

163138 Zukero: This is a firefighting drone. It is sucking out the fire, to dispose of it later in a safe environment.

163226 ChubbyBuddy: i do the same thing when i hear the ice cream truck

163133 tokyopig: After my last embarrassing trip to the hospital I vowed to only use dildos with a sturdy rip cord, but *sigh* here we are. I guess that's why the call it irony.



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 SomeCanadian: @a robot @jochenau I wouldn't go that far. I'm only maximally Canadian 79.7% of the time. For the rest you have to see my colleague @SomeOtherCanadian
 a robot: @SomeCanadian @jochenau Canadian TO THE MAX!
 jochenau: @SomeCanadian I feel lied to! You're not just *some* Canadian, you're MAXIMUM CANADIAN!
 SomeCanadian: @WaffleIron My name is Legion, for we are many. Also, no, my real name is Max.
 WaffleIron: @SomeCanadian : Now I wonder if we were in the same lab. Mike, is that you?
 SomeCanadian: I got rid of those years ago. Thanks grad school!
 WaffleIron: MUST. RAD. BOJACK.
Image 155406   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
361
 
 Spazstatic: @Peter Pantsless looks like an Anaconda, no?
 LaeMi: This makes me think of the Scorpio from Blakes 7 season 4.
 Meow: Im betting that thing is crushing Wile E Coyote
 Winterneuro: Camouflaged space ship if I ever saw one!
 WaffleIron: That's no rock formation!
 DrinkMixMan: This rocks.
Image 155405   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Gazden
Score:
313
 
 Kraken: In the heart of the memes!
 SomeCanadian: *NO LONGER A PORNO THEATER!*
 Dresdenkeogh: HABEEB IT
 Scoo: I want to, trust me
 yev: i wish i ran by the art deco cinema friday afternoon skipping english class circa 1989. oh, weight, I did!
Image 155404   01-09-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
246
 
 raditzu: Seems legit.
 Shay: @fanny I think Nickelodeon was trying to save money, so they consolidated Blue's Clues and Dora the Explorer into one show.
 fanny: @ThatGuy reminded me of Blue's Clues, but i don't know if it is.
 Lestrange: Rad but fucked up
 bug: I have no idea where in the world this is.
 DrinkMixMan: @ThatGuy The early 90's.
 ThatGuy: What is this? It's eerily familiar.
Image 155403   01-09-17   Uploaded by    vape station
Score:
166
 
 addend: In Soviet Russia, lemon squeezes you.
 Mad Collager: That Vladimir is one zesty zealot.
 Niels Bohr: @DrinkMixMan he he, that's a euphemism if ever there was one.
 DrinkMixMan: Squeeze the means of production.
 Dresdenkeogh: When life gives you lemons, create a coherent system of lemon redistribution. To those according their blandness from those according to their being excessively puckered.
 Skinr: Vladimir Lemon sounds like the name of a Dead Kennedys cover band
Image 155402   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Cerberus
Score:
515
 
 Entertainmentalist: And this is why it's best to have a photo for reference when you go to the barber with a fancy request. It apparently applies to the groomer, too.
 whiplash: Dog needs surgery right away, he has a hole in his heart.
 VoR: I cant stop laughing at this.
 Science: @bug: Well, they cut off the dog's tail in the first place, so obviously they are an asshole.
 Zukero: Yours look happier.
 addend: Chocolate hearts for Master.
 jochenau: ...does the doggo not have a tail?
 Prostata: @Yttermayn with attachments for those in-between
 Yttermayn : Concave or convex, it suits either sex.
 SomeCanadian: Aww! His anus looks like an asterisk!
 bug: You may want to ask yourself why you asked for this in the first place.
 Radstarboom: right doggo looks to be the happier doggo.
 Knice: PREPARE FOR DOCKING [BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP]
 Scoo: You gotta specify Outie vs Innie
Image 155401   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Borkf
Image 155400 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by catheter. Boo, catheter.
Score:
163
 
Don't just vote rad or bad - leave a comment below!
Image 155399   01-09-17   Uploaded by    9mm
Score:
139
 
 LaeMi: @Scoo - yes, but you wee instead of poo.
 Scoo: Is a "Topwater" like an "Upper-Decker"?
Image 155398   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Peddy Tenderglass
Score:
649
 
 Kraken: We only have one option, but decided to call it custom.
 Whatever: Just a reminder that "Tilton death do you part" is a stated goal of every marriage
 fanny: @LaeMi doot tell me how to aggro-gate!
 DrinkMixMan: I doot.
 Zochrot: that's about right
 dobbiesdoogs: thank mrs skeltal
 LaeMi: It's definitely "bring your doot to Aggrogator day" here.
Image 155397   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
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