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221613  Felicity: Implanted tracking device?

221614  addend: 10 cylinders or less.

221249  Felicity: @carpwoman OK. What does that mean? :-)

221430  Felicity: @Teechur Oh, the word Santa in the *title*. :-) I was looking for it under the Santa in the puzzle

221622  beefbeef: This. Every time I do something stupid in traffic I wonder why there are no hand signs for "i'm sorry". We have plenty of signs to say that someone else fucked up or is an idiot, but none for the opposite. That fact almost makes me lose hope for humanity.

221469  apoxia: Yes I read that. They seem pretty identical.

221612  UseYourName: Seuss Army Knife

221493  apoxia: This is amazing.

221505  apoxia: @Yurishiro In New Zealand we just run them over with cars. One easy step.

221510  apoxia: Ouch, that looks sore.

221623  Starry Lemon: Halloween is an amputee's time to shine.

221455  Felicity: Ice-ometrics

221614  SimonSaysGarfunkel: Let us hope so @robocop

221622  huskyboy: This has to be Portland Oregon.

221613  SimonSaysGarfunkel: Bring it on jaw breakers

221608  apoxia: This is why the phones rule us. Hits of emotion on a variable interval schedule. Evil psychologists couldn't have designed these any better.

221622  Big Baby: Whenever I enter a four-way stop, it always seems to be when someone stops at the EXACT same time as me. Then we play high beam wars.

221613  Bohab: Ugh, cyborgs...

221606  Kaviri: The most expensive education in the world.

221615  boozer: Is this in San Francisco?

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221542 Nothing: Can verify, is WalMart

221470 copunter: and that, friends, is the story of capitalism

221464 Felicity: Dont look now, but theres a miniature neckbeard living on the back of your head

221577 Morpen Lungus: Stay classy Australia.

221563 Kaviri: Fuck, vegetables!

221407 LieutenantTofu: @ignatz I think there's a space-and-a-half setting that has the desired effect but isn't as obvious

221517 wolfpk: Practical, but creepy

221582 a robot: @Nope "I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."

221535 wolfpk: Is this guy and uber patriot, or did he just get really drunk?

221419 tib gubb: more like megabutts



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 SomeCanadian: @a robot @jochenau I wouldn't go that far. I'm only maximally Canadian 79.7% of the time. For the rest you have to see my colleague @SomeOtherCanadian
 a robot: @SomeCanadian @jochenau Canadian TO THE MAX!
 jochenau: @SomeCanadian I feel lied to! You're not just *some* Canadian, you're MAXIMUM CANADIAN!
 SomeCanadian: @WaffleIron My name is Legion, for we are many. Also, no, my real name is Max.
 WaffleIron: @SomeCanadian : Now I wonder if we were in the same lab. Mike, is that you?
 SomeCanadian: I got rid of those years ago. Thanks grad school!
 WaffleIron: MUST. RAD. BOJACK.
Image 155406   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
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 Spazstatic: @Peter Pantsless looks like an Anaconda, no?
 LaeMi: This makes me think of the Scorpio from Blakes 7 season 4.
 Meow: Im betting that thing is crushing Wile E Coyote
 Winterneuro: Camouflaged space ship if I ever saw one!
 WaffleIron: That's no rock formation!
 DrinkMixMan: This rocks.
Image 155405   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Gazden
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 Kraken: In the heart of the memes!
 SomeCanadian: *NO LONGER A PORNO THEATER!*
 Dresdenkeogh: HABEEB IT
 Scoo: I want to, trust me
 yev: i wish i ran by the art deco cinema friday afternoon skipping english class circa 1989. oh, weight, I did!
Image 155404   01-09-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
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 raditzu: Seems legit.
 Shay: @fanny I think Nickelodeon was trying to save money, so they consolidated Blue's Clues and Dora the Explorer into one show.
 fanny: @ThatGuy reminded me of Blue's Clues, but i don't know if it is.
 Lestrange: Rad but fucked up
 bug: I have no idea where in the world this is.
 DrinkMixMan: @ThatGuy The early 90's.
 ThatGuy: What is this? It's eerily familiar.
Image 155403   01-09-17   Uploaded by    vape station
Score:
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 addend: In Soviet Russia, lemon squeezes you.
 Mad Collager: That Vladimir is one zesty zealot.
 Niels Bohr: @DrinkMixMan he he, that's a euphemism if ever there was one.
 DrinkMixMan: Squeeze the means of production.
 Dresdenkeogh: When life gives you lemons, create a coherent system of lemon redistribution. To those according their blandness from those according to their being excessively puckered.
 Skinr: Vladimir Lemon sounds like the name of a Dead Kennedys cover band
Image 155402   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Cerberus
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 Entertainmentalist: And this is why it's best to have a photo for reference when you go to the barber with a fancy request. It apparently applies to the groomer, too.
 whiplash: Dog needs surgery right away, he has a hole in his heart.
 VoR: I cant stop laughing at this.
 Science: @bug: Well, they cut off the dog's tail in the first place, so obviously they are an asshole.
 Zukero: Yours look happier.
 addend: Chocolate hearts for Master.
 jochenau: ...does the doggo not have a tail?
 Prostata: @Yttermayn with attachments for those in-between
 Yttermayn : Concave or convex, it suits either sex.
 SomeCanadian: Aww! His anus looks like an asterisk!
 bug: You may want to ask yourself why you asked for this in the first place.
 Radstarboom: right doggo looks to be the happier doggo.
 Knice: PREPARE FOR DOCKING [BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP]
 Scoo: You gotta specify Outie vs Innie
Image 155401   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Borkf
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It was uploaded by catheter. You have brought shame on us, catheter.
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Image 155399   01-09-17   Uploaded by    9mm
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 LaeMi: @Scoo - yes, but you wee instead of poo.
 Scoo: Is a "Topwater" like an "Upper-Decker"?
Image 155398   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Peddy Tenderglass
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 Kraken: We only have one option, but decided to call it custom.
 Whatever: Just a reminder that "Tilton death do you part" is a stated goal of every marriage
 fanny: @LaeMi doot tell me how to aggro-gate!
 DrinkMixMan: I doot.
 Zochrot: that's about right
 dobbiesdoogs: thank mrs skeltal
 LaeMi: It's definitely "bring your doot to Aggrogator day" here.
Image 155397   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
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