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210725  Wooden Spoon: @illBilliam: Newman?

210906  karpeles: Shitty spelling aside, this can't be legal. Who sets the boundary on what is or isn't parkour?

210872  Hokie333: [tries to dive, Scrooge McDuck style] Aackgh! [Breaks neck]

210906  AFanOfSprite: Weird, they are trying to ban movement.

210905  Hokie333: Yeah, I hate trackpads and tiny 'travel' laptop mice too.

210896  bug: I don't see it... wait, yes, there it is. Your last shred of dignity. Ok, now turn around.

210878  Dan Tagonistic: Rad for 360 degree diggers

210850  Hokie333: *squeek-a* *squeak-ah* *squeak* *squeek-a*...

210888  Dan Tagonistic: Rad for 360 degree diggers

210906  foreversmug: No, you see, the park doesn't allow people with only average midsections. You have to be either really in shape or really out of shape to use this park. People with average midsections need to find another place to go.

210896  WTF: "Bill, a 'yes' would suffice. We don't need to consummate the engagement right here."

210859  bug: Is that a tattoo of a "cut here" dotted line around his neck?

210788  Wooden Spoon: @tib gubb: read Justin Cronin's The Passage. That's pretty much what it's about. Awesome book.

210896  Christina: Now, propose.

210906  MyPasswordAintPassword: No playing on the playground!

210884  Hokie333: o/' I'm gonna vote against benefits / while I collect my benefits...

210869  bug: How I learned to stop worrying and love the bullets.

210850  Christina: Some fashion is so nope.

210896  Dr. Bathroom: Are those gas chromatographs on the table? Pretty neat.

210904  ineedhepl: Why didn't you fill her bowl with milk?

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 SomeCanadian: @a robot @jochenau I wouldn't go that far. I'm only maximally Canadian 79.7% of the time. For the rest you have to see my colleague @SomeOtherCanadian
 a robot: @SomeCanadian @jochenau Canadian TO THE MAX!
 jochenau: @SomeCanadian I feel lied to! You're not just *some* Canadian, you're MAXIMUM CANADIAN!
 SomeCanadian: @WaffleIron My name is Legion, for we are many. Also, no, my real name is Max.
 WaffleIron: @SomeCanadian : Now I wonder if we were in the same lab. Mike, is that you?
 SomeCanadian: I got rid of those years ago. Thanks grad school!
 WaffleIron: MUST. RAD. BOJACK.
Image 155406   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
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 Spazstatic: @Peter Pantsless looks like an Anaconda, no?
 LaeMi: This makes me think of the Scorpio from Blakes 7 season 4.
 Meow: Im betting that thing is crushing Wile E Coyote
 Winterneuro: Camouflaged space ship if I ever saw one!
 WaffleIron: That's no rock formation!
 DrinkMixMan: This rocks.
Image 155405   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Gazden
Score:
313
 
 Kraken: In the heart of the memes!
 SomeCanadian: *NO LONGER A PORNO THEATER!*
 Dresdenkeogh: HABEEB IT
 Scoo: I want to, trust me
 yev: i wish i ran by the art deco cinema friday afternoon skipping english class circa 1989. oh, weight, I did!
Image 155404   01-09-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
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 raditzu: Seems legit.
 Shay: @fanny I think Nickelodeon was trying to save money, so they consolidated Blue's Clues and Dora the Explorer into one show.
 fanny: @ThatGuy reminded me of Blue's Clues, but i don't know if it is.
 Lestrange: Rad but fucked up
 bug: I have no idea where in the world this is.
 DrinkMixMan: @ThatGuy The early 90's.
 ThatGuy: What is this? It's eerily familiar.
Image 155403   01-09-17   Uploaded by    vape station
Score:
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 addend: In Soviet Russia, lemon squeezes you.
 Mad Collager: That Vladimir is one zesty zealot.
 Niels Bohr: @DrinkMixMan he he, that's a euphemism if ever there was one.
 DrinkMixMan: Squeeze the means of production.
 Dresdenkeogh: When life gives you lemons, create a coherent system of lemon redistribution. To those according their blandness from those according to their being excessively puckered.
 Skinr: Vladimir Lemon sounds like the name of a Dead Kennedys cover band
Image 155402   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Cerberus
Score:
515
 
 Entertainmentalist: And this is why it's best to have a photo for reference when you go to the barber with a fancy request. It apparently applies to the groomer, too.
 whiplash: Dog needs surgery right away, he has a hole in his heart.
 VoR: I cant stop laughing at this.
 Science: @bug: Well, they cut off the dog's tail in the first place, so obviously they are an asshole.
 Zukero: Yours look happier.
 addend: Chocolate hearts for Master.
 jochenau: ...does the doggo not have a tail?
 Prostata: @Yttermayn with attachments for those in-between
 Yttermayn : Concave or convex, it suits either sex.
 SomeCanadian: Aww! His anus looks like an asterisk!
 bug: You may want to ask yourself why you asked for this in the first place.
 Radstarboom: right doggo looks to be the happier doggo.
 Knice: PREPARE FOR DOCKING [BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP]
 Scoo: You gotta specify Outie vs Innie
Image 155401   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Borkf
Image 155400 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by catheter. Your image was bad, catheter.
Score:
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Go on. Leave a comment. Just a short one, even.
Image 155399   01-09-17   Uploaded by    9mm
Score:
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 LaeMi: @Scoo - yes, but you wee instead of poo.
 Scoo: Is a "Topwater" like an "Upper-Decker"?
Image 155398   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Peddy Tenderglass
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 Kraken: We only have one option, but decided to call it custom.
 Whatever: Just a reminder that "Tilton death do you part" is a stated goal of every marriage
 fanny: @LaeMi doot tell me how to aggro-gate!
 DrinkMixMan: I doot.
 Zochrot: that's about right
 dobbiesdoogs: thank mrs skeltal
 LaeMi: It's definitely "bring your doot to Aggrogator day" here.
Image 155397   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
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