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243198  Robespierre: @carpwoman Doug Sahm once sang "You just cain't live in Texas / If you don't gotta lotta soul", but I don't know if that's even remotely applicable anymore. And you'll get double-posted if you back out of an image you've just commented on with the backup button instead of navigating by clicking on the mascot.

243318  Robespierre: The moral of this panel is: Don't cry for them, regardless of what happens.

243253  VoR: @Dr Awkward I was feeling the car with diesel and everything just seemed right. Time seemed to slow. Lighting was like in the picture. I think I had a moment of hapiness. .then I saw the bill..lol

243316  Robespierre: "A change is in the air, hoomin. Wha hoppen next?"

243317  Robespierre: Bottom row, second from left is Today's Weirdo Item

243320  Robespierre: "I'm just a'driftin' an' driftin'..."

243321  Robespierre: FREE CANDY TOO

243319  petepuma: number of feet i need to see on the internet today: 0

243321  petepuma: they erased "of nine tails"

243275  Warrax: @mammal883 She rode the Event Horizon to the game.

243315  grizzly: @grizzly I'll stop now.

243320  Prostata: not the greatest photochop job ever

243315  grizzly: @grizzly "If it racks, we can break it."?

243289  tib gubb: ye olde night of regrets

243315  grizzly: @PenguinBartender That or if Schwarzenegger reprises his role as Dutch, we get to hear "If it breaks, we can beat it in billiards." It really doesn't have a good ring to it...

243305  tib gubb: there's only room for one baby in this family1

243317  wolfpk: Top right is called the YouTube bra

243319  barfolomew: No, that's a toe.

243311  tib gubb: maximum floof achieved

243312  tib gubb: kink police, pull down your trousers

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243126 Felicity: /Bona Hardwood Floor Cleaner/, featuring all-new singles such as Porcelain Palare and November Spawned a Mop

243216 Robespierre: Has medicine gone too far?

243220 funny in the wall: not to be confused with boy butter which is a... well, google it if you like

243143 Colty Brumb: hahahahahahahaha

243238 sparename: Where's Cleveland?

243118 sparename: @sergeant to show how long ago this was, I think the 'dream' car in question was a MKII Escort RS1800

243149 tib gubb: I call this 'the wall of horror'

243198 Robespierre: @carpwoman @carpwoman Doug Sahm once sang "You just cain't live in Texas / If you don't gotta lotta soul", but I don't know if that's even remotely applicable anymore.

243213 Yurishiro: I pooped these

243173 Joseph: My life is pretty good after all.



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Score:
476
 
 Headoftheclass: There's some fish stuck in your teeth.
 raditzu: I would definitely nope that.
 addend: It looks like your tonsils need to be removed.
 birdythemighty: Nooooooooooooo
 Niels Bohr: That feeling when your well cared for chompers look only marginally better than a fish's.
 illBilliam: Look at this! Dang fish stole my dentures!
 smarkles: Dang tasty sheepfish.
 WaffleIron: I need to borrow one of those
 tib gubb: and this is why the ocean has to be destroyed.
 Knice: Good fucking god.
 fanny: hello there, you've got my attention...
 SomeCanadian: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!
 LaeMi: When it's Spring again I'll bring again Tulips from Amsterdam. youtu.be/…
Image 155394   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Borkf
Score:
222
 
 Radstarboom: @guest uh, this is the carpet + novelty glasses.
 Scoo: @guest matches exactly, in both color and texture
 guest: does the, peh heh, carpet match the drapes?
Image 155393   01-09-17   Uploaded by    eurotrash
Score:
465
 
 Whatever: Mega Maid's momma?
 jochenau: That Billy, leaving his POGs all over the beach!
 Hosebag: Electrolux will clean up these filthy humans.
 Scoo: The 50 Foot Woman won the mayoral election on a platform of "cleaning up the beaches around here"
 yev: die son, the
Image 155392   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
578
 
 Cami: Next.
 Knice: MlemelM
Image 155391   01-09-17   Uploaded by    trumpet
Score:
418
 
 jochenau: @Borkf less than 3
 Borkf: I want to lie ship wrecked and comatose / drinking fresh mango juice / goldfish shoals nibblin at my toes / fun fun fun, in the sun sun sun
 Scoo: @RalphyNoPants I've gotten some of my worst sunburns while skiing
 RalphyNoPants: Perfect time to work on my tan.
Image 155390   01-09-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
414
 
 Skinr: Flight of the Borkflebee
 Scoo: This is the last thing you will ever see before you are adorably slobbered to death
Image 155389   01-09-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
436
 
 AimlessArrow: Same
 Druman9991: My life in a nutshell
 Coolguy: This is fine
 sparename: Crack in the Moon?
 ThatGuy: Sailor Me
 Ulillillia: in something for real
 Shay: @Scoo Oh no, that's just a Japanese real doll keeping Wilbur's seat warm while he goes to the bathroom.
 Scoo: More unrealistic body standards for basement-dwellers
 whiplash: Blown away by our rad comments here!
 Skinr: Ringu
 Radstarboom: Jet fuel can't melt moon beams.
Image 155388   01-09-17   Uploaded by    athiest
Score:
329
 
 Scoo: How many of these could fit in Uranus?
 Radstarboom: or as you prols say "Neptune"
Image 155387   01-09-17   Uploaded by    skylark
Score:
337
 
 jochenau: @Skinr I just watched the MST3K of that!
 SomeCanadian: Live action Power Puff Girls a bit of a disappointment
 whiplash: The female version of Devo, called Deva.
 Skinr: I didn't know there was a sequel to Moon Zero Two
 Mr. Shine: What kind of adapter would someone need to access?
 Scoo: I also like to use library kickstools for hats
 SunWukong: Is this the PC brigade I keep hearing about?
 dobbiesdoogs: so are the other two macs?
 ignatz: Actually non-PC
Image 155386   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
747
 
 Mr Bleak: It's the Welsh National Assembly building. That was a normal roof until all the hot air melted it.
 jochenau: I don't really like the mushroom biomes in Minecraft.
 Eleftheros: "..it's still an upgrade from that smurfing shroom slum we used to live in"
 Mr. Shine: ThE aCoUsTiCs In HeRe ArE RiDiCuLoUs!
Image 155385   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
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