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169353  Beef Supreme: No thanks, fellas. I have plans to run with the dogs tonight, in suburbia.

169419  Warrax: The miracle of motherhood, so beautiful.

169408  sparename: More Eppy Fann.ies

169328  piranharama: @CastleBravo Needs more dakka! Glad someone knew what I meant.

169415  sparename: This ain't rock and roll

169418  sparename: The terrible conundrum - lie in, breakfast or shit?

169366  Beef Supreme: As long as the container was purchased there on the same visit, game on. Enjoy losing a leg by the age of 45.

169425  sparename: Gibbs drinks out of jars

169434  ignatz: This is horrible but probably happens all the time. Answer must be 15 yr old: two lives at stake

169426  Knice: You get better reception this way.

169418  ThatGuy: When you gotta go, you gotta go.

169425  ThatGuy: Stay something, people.

169430  fanny: i decided to jump on our spaghetti bandwagon

169425  ThatGuy: The 1,306,763,922th most interesting man in the world

169425  Gomi Day: this is now what the creator of DA MUTHA FUCKIN SHARE Z0NE looks like in my head

169405  Beef Supreme: I liked how he was Karloff's sidekick in The Invisible Ray.

169415  Beef Supreme: Genocide shop? You have to sugar-coat that shit a little. Open up under the guise of a "Women's Health Clinic", say you're non-profit but take huge salaries. Maybe you can secure government funding for helping out the poor, like the leading national chain of genocide shops does.

169415  funny in the wall: genocide by diabetus

169291  Hokie333: Evil spirits hate clowns as much as the rest of us.

169420  Dresdenkeogh: *in my best bandicoot impression * "WOAH" OOGA OOGA

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169255 Zukero: This porn is not gluten-free

169266 carpwoman: @SomeCanadian - Exactly!

169276 iCEy: came here to post that @a robot

169257 fanny: @Peach i know right? it makes me think of all the times i've fed the ducks, not knowing i was just killing them :(

169300 redmonkey3: @Peter Pantsless - ;)

169229 Theimposter: Why are there tentacles?

169370 Scoo: Hey, Booboo!

169249 SomeCanadian: Well I just got the name for my future cat. @Teechur

169241 apoxia: That is fucking gross.

169322 KingTrebek: needs Long John Silvers



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Score:
851
 
 Shay: This picture was taken circa 1978 when Jim Davis had his job interview for Garfield.
 SomeCanadian: This looks like @Knice.
 Ulillillia: BILL DOOR Industries
 Dresdenkeogh: I really only want this job so I can pay for the paper and ink I use doing what I love. Printing out high quality pictures of cats, and giving them to people.
Image 155382   01-09-17   Uploaded by    spydermon
Score:
1080
 
 WaffleIron: @whiplash : Super-superhydrophobic.
 ThatGuy: Retirment goals
 whiplash: New water-repellent hull paint works fine.
 Skaalar: @sparename You took that wrong turn past Albuquerque.
 sparename: This doesn't look like Philadelphia
 Dresdenkeogh: "My boat floats" "Doesn't that kind of go without saying?" "Fuck you, YOU'LL ALL SEE!!!!"
Image 155381   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
439
 
 SomeCanadian: Canadian Borg ask nicely.
 Scoo: Close Encounters of the Assimilation Kind
 sparename: The Borg collectively decided on a new colour scheme for their Cubes
Image 155380   01-09-17   Uploaded by    champeen
Score:
320
 
 whiplash: World's largest Pez dispenser.
 Dresdenkeogh: @ChubbyBuddy I DO..OT
 Dresdenkeogh: @SomeCanadian WATCH ME NOW
 SomeCanadian: @Spazstatic @Dresdenkeogh Doot you love me? (Doot you love me?) Doot you love me? (Doot you love me?) Now that I can dance?
 ChubbyBuddy: @Dresdenkeogh doot you think it's wierd that I'm telling jokes and not rotting in a hole in the ground
 Dresdenkeogh: @Spazstatic doot who?
 Spazstatic: "knock knock" "who's there?" "Doot."
 LaeMi: This guy is having a rough day today!
Image 155379   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
718
 
 DOW: Yup @Dresdenkeogh
 birdythemighty: He sees you when you're sleeping...
 Wet farts: MRRROOOOW
 Teechur: Dang it! I voted BAD! I meant to vote RAD! Gary is awesome!
 Dresdenkeogh: @Scoo those are the eyes I fell in love with.
 Scoo: Those eyes!
Image 155378   01-09-17   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
508
 
 Scoo: @Dresdenkeogh My floppy is double sided, and high density
 Dresdenkeogh: @SomeCanadian @Scoo They keep you floppy.
 SomeCanadian: @Scoo I don't know why- they're excellent contraceptives.
 Scoo: I don't remember ever seeing these in public bathrooms...
 ChubbyBuddy: *CRRUNNNCH* this is terrible even with marmalade on it oh wait thats a D
 Ulillillia: Sweet, 3D Save icons
 SunWukong: The dickhead in me just wants a giant magnet.
 mariofart: Convenient and useful.
Image 155377   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Brain
Score:
287
 
 Whatever: They told Trump that exact same thing and look at what he has done
 whiplash: And Bill Gates, guidance counselor, would know!
 Ulillillia: @Mr. Butt Which one did you go with?
 Mr. Butt: @SunWukong Yes
 SunWukong: @Mr. Butt Are you Lee Majors?
 Mr. Butt: A career aptitude test in middle school told me that I should be a stuntman or rodeo clown. No, I'm not fucking kidding.
 tritium: Cool. Let me go down to the basement and fast-track those career goals.
 ChubbyBuddy: is it cool if i just do the second part
Image 155376   01-09-17   Uploaded by    MyPasswordAintPassword
Score:
249
 
Have a good caption for this one?
Image 155375   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Jak
Score:
550
 
 Kraken: This would freeze anyone in their tracks. (I'm not sorry)
 DrinkMixMan: What's worse is that my loved one froze to death.
 SunWukong: Cold.
 A duck: She was only your wife, Steven, jeez. Not like you lost your videogames or something.
 Ulillillia: Let it free your body let it move your soul
 Mr. Butt: Fucking savage
Image 155374   01-09-17   Uploaded by    drhilljack
Score:
538
 
 whiplash: Where are his kitty headphones?
 dobbiesdoogs: got two turntables and meowcrophone
 Micro Jackson: Comes with Ted Nugent record
 ChubbyBuddy: roughly 100% of cats will ignore this overpriced bullshit and crawl into the box it came out of.
 sparename: This is doing me a fever
Image 155373   01-09-17   Uploaded by    namaste
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