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237946  kazzy94: That car isn't old enough to have been around for most of those stickers.

237950  Slerzy: Sick

237930  carpwoman: Not a house cat. Look at the pupils.

237950  Sadbot: @carpwoman We're both wrong, it was Reddit. I guess Stormfronters are working on overtaking goons for the title of "least hygienic people"

237936  carpwoman: I bet that would feel nice you know, like in August....

237938  carpwoman: Riiiiiiiiiight......

237943  carpwoman: @Ulillillia - My first thought, too.

237944  carpwoman: Slack in the heed.

237945  carpwoman: Timely.

237950  carpwoman: @Sadbot - Wasn't that here? I saw it, too.

237947  a robot: We need a Mascot costume for every holiday, like these things:…

237950  Sadbot: I vaguely recall some horrific goon story about how he thought every family kept an old steak knife by the toilet for the big ones, and was unpleasantly slapped in the face by reality when he unloaded at a friend/girlfriend's place. Humans are disgusting.

237951  sparename: Furry cake

237836  Robespierre: @WTF One toke over the line?

237934  glenalec: @Off Topic - you 1-percenter!

237934  Mr. Whiskers: Hello, fellow American

237929  glenalec: @Side Boob - generally you wait until they are a lot less cute before you eat them.

237891  Robespierre: We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town ...

237893  Robespierre: I already did...

237942  Mr. Whiskers: @Ulillillia weird. I was just about to write a giggle water joke. Great minds.

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237737 Mr. Shine: @charlemagne I don't believe so. During Sealand's Civil War, the German government negotiated for the return of the only P.O.W., and paid a hefty fee for his release.

237857 Mr. Shine: @glenalec classic Lassie.

237928 Robespierre: Hoy-hoy...

237727 glenalec: Well, if you can't control your vehicle properly....

237734 OldKentuckyShark: You're going to watch your favorite shows on the internet? You seem like a cheap ass...

237717 Wooden Spoon: @Dr Awkward: Starring Bennie Goodman

237763 some guy : What am I supposed to be seeing here? What should I notice about this?? I could really use a graphic aide.

237697 trelyate: "shit, I left my weed in the glove department"

237699 some guy : Windowlicky

237873 Ulillillia: The Olympics only they give out laptops instead of medals

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10. BaconCake: 2166 points
11. burritos: 2129 points
12. Dresdenkeogh: 2071 points
13. clayjar: 1932 points
14. bookcase: 1931 points
15. barfolomew: 1836 points
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 WaffleIron: @whiplash : Super-superhydrophobic.
 ThatGuy: Retirment goals
 whiplash: New water-repellent hull paint works fine.
 Skaalar: @sparename You took that wrong turn past Albuquerque.
 sparename: This doesn't look like Philadelphia
 Dresdenkeogh: "My boat floats" "Doesn't that kind of go without saying?" "Fuck you, YOU'LL ALL SEE!!!!"
Image 155381   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
 SomeCanadian: Canadian Borg ask nicely.
 Scoo: Close Encounters of the Assimilation Kind
 sparename: The Borg collectively decided on a new colour scheme for their Cubes
Image 155380   01-09-17   Uploaded by    champeen
 whiplash: World's largest Pez dispenser.
 Dresdenkeogh: @ChubbyBuddy I DO..OT
 Dresdenkeogh: @SomeCanadian WATCH ME NOW
 SomeCanadian: @Spazstatic @Dresdenkeogh Doot you love me? (Doot you love me?) Doot you love me? (Doot you love me?) Now that I can dance?
 ChubbyBuddy: @Dresdenkeogh doot you think it's wierd that I'm telling jokes and not rotting in a hole in the ground
 Dresdenkeogh: @Spazstatic doot who?
 Spazstatic: "knock knock" "who's there?" "Doot."
 LaeMi: This guy is having a rough day today!
Image 155379   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
 DOW: Yup @Dresdenkeogh
 birdythemighty: He sees you when you're sleeping...
 Wet farts: MRRROOOOW
 Teechur: Dang it! I voted BAD! I meant to vote RAD! Gary is awesome!
 Dresdenkeogh: @Scoo those are the eyes I fell in love with.
 Scoo: Those eyes!
Image 155378   01-09-17   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 Scoo: @Dresdenkeogh My floppy is double sided, and high density
 Dresdenkeogh: @SomeCanadian @Scoo They keep you floppy.
 SomeCanadian: @Scoo I don't know why- they're excellent contraceptives.
 Scoo: I don't remember ever seeing these in public bathrooms...
 ChubbyBuddy: *CRRUNNNCH* this is terrible even with marmalade on it oh wait thats a D
 Ulillillia: Sweet, 3D Save icons
 SunWukong: The dickhead in me just wants a giant magnet.
 mariofart: Convenient and useful.
Image 155377   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Brain
 Whatever: They told Trump that exact same thing and look at what he has done
 whiplash: And Bill Gates, guidance counselor, would know!
 Ulillillia: @Mr. Butt Which one did you go with?
 Mr. Butt: @SunWukong Yes
 SunWukong: @Mr. Butt Are you Lee Majors?
 Mr. Butt: A career aptitude test in middle school told me that I should be a stuntman or rodeo clown. No, I'm not fucking kidding.
 tritium: Cool. Let me go down to the basement and fast-track those career goals.
 ChubbyBuddy: is it cool if i just do the second part
Image 155376   01-09-17   Uploaded by    MyPasswordAintPassword
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Image 155375   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Jak
 Kraken: This would freeze anyone in their tracks. (I'm not sorry)
 DrinkMixMan: What's worse is that my loved one froze to death.
 SunWukong: Cold.
 A duck: She was only your wife, Steven, jeez. Not like you lost your videogames or something.
 Ulillillia: Let it free your body let it move your soul
 Mr. Butt: Fucking savage
Image 155374   01-09-17   Uploaded by    drhilljack
 whiplash: Where are his kitty headphones?
 dobbiesdoogs: got two turntables and meowcrophone
 Micro Jackson: Comes with Ted Nugent record
 ChubbyBuddy: roughly 100% of cats will ignore this overpriced bullshit and crawl into the box it came out of.
 sparename: This is doing me a fever
Image 155373   01-09-17   Uploaded by    namaste
 whiplash: My dog can't read, so this is useless.
 Radstarboom: Don't tell me what to do.
 Zukero: In many places, having this type of labels on every tap is required to use use reclaimed water alongside city water in the same building.
 A duck: I hadn't planned on it, but thanks for the heads up.
 Micro Jackson: But, I'm so thirsty
 Lestrange: All water is recycled. Endlessly. Has been from the beginning of time (or something).
 Borkf: Three times. You have to tell me three times.
 Borkf: You don't have to tell me twice.
Image 155372   01-09-17   Uploaded by    dad
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