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181985  tib gubb: those porkers look pretty happy

181984  grizzly: Persona!

181988  tib gubb: nah, it just means his girlfriend is pretty gross

181986  Teechur: Jackson Pollock, and Sissy Spacek, did it better.

181909  tib gubb: parents just don't understand

181921  tib gubb: in the words of my study group caption - "suck it up, buttercup"

181924  tib gubb: this is how scientists work on nanomachines

181987  a robot: A web commentater I like said this picture looks like "A sedated Garfield who just saw you eat the last piece of lasagna on a Monday." Accurate.

181979  Peter Pantsless: I thought "F" paid respects

181932  tib gubb: wow, mister gourmet over here

181982  Butcherboy: Wow sunsets last a loooong time there

181987  Butcherboy: Tiger, cheetah, or lion?

181935  tib gubb: be vewy vewy quiet

181951  tib gubb: i thought you called her paco

181958  lumporungus: The gods of Tuesday?

181938  Teechur: "My bad" is increasingly noisome for me. And don't get me started on subject pronoun/object pronoun mistakes! Gaaaah!

181985  a robot: Aww yiss, motherfuckin apples

181984  Derp Herpigan: Did this guy also lose to that 11 year old dressed as the Grim Reaper?

181980  Teechur: You bring your kitty, I bring mine.

181976  Derp Herpigan: -PRRRRT- Sorry, my bottom is being active again.

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181941 Felicity: @Ulillillia And French loanwords retain their accent marks

181934 Micro Jackson: Hell i'd a beat you too

181801 wolfpk: @a robot Ha, it has been forever since I have seen that PSA. I knew it the second it came up

181957 Hosebag: If you got 8 of these, and put them all on a rope and swing it around and hit people - that would ironic. (and fun)

181909 tib gubb: parents just don't understand

181866 Darmstadtium: You are not my Supervisor!

181903 Peach: This imaged melted my scroll wheel.

181950 Felicity: Ample parking in back

181879 XLY: Surrey you jest!

181938 Teechur: "My bad" is increasingly noisome for me. And don't get me started on subject pronoun/object pronoun mistakes! Gaaaah!



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Score:
1080
 
 WaffleIron: @whiplash : Super-superhydrophobic.
 ThatGuy: Retirment goals
 whiplash: New water-repellent hull paint works fine.
 Skaalar: @sparename You took that wrong turn past Albuquerque.
 sparename: This doesn't look like Philadelphia
 Dresdenkeogh: "My boat floats" "Doesn't that kind of go without saying?" "Fuck you, YOU'LL ALL SEE!!!!"
Image 155381   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
439
 
 SomeCanadian: Canadian Borg ask nicely.
 Scoo: Close Encounters of the Assimilation Kind
 sparename: The Borg collectively decided on a new colour scheme for their Cubes
Image 155380   01-09-17   Uploaded by    champeen
Score:
320
 
 whiplash: World's largest Pez dispenser.
 Dresdenkeogh: @ChubbyBuddy I DO..OT
 Dresdenkeogh: @SomeCanadian WATCH ME NOW
 SomeCanadian: @Spazstatic @Dresdenkeogh Doot you love me? (Doot you love me?) Doot you love me? (Doot you love me?) Now that I can dance?
 ChubbyBuddy: @Dresdenkeogh doot you think it's wierd that I'm telling jokes and not rotting in a hole in the ground
 Dresdenkeogh: @Spazstatic doot who?
 Spazstatic: "knock knock" "who's there?" "Doot."
 LaeMi: This guy is having a rough day today!
Image 155379   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
718
 
 DOW: Yup @Dresdenkeogh
 birdythemighty: He sees you when you're sleeping...
 Wet farts: MRRROOOOW
 Teechur: Dang it! I voted BAD! I meant to vote RAD! Gary is awesome!
 Dresdenkeogh: @Scoo those are the eyes I fell in love with.
 Scoo: Those eyes!
Image 155378   01-09-17   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
508
 
 Scoo: @Dresdenkeogh My floppy is double sided, and high density
 Dresdenkeogh: @SomeCanadian @Scoo They keep you floppy.
 SomeCanadian: @Scoo I don't know why- they're excellent contraceptives.
 Scoo: I don't remember ever seeing these in public bathrooms...
 ChubbyBuddy: *CRRUNNNCH* this is terrible even with marmalade on it oh wait thats a D
 Ulillillia: Sweet, 3D Save icons
 SunWukong: The dickhead in me just wants a giant magnet.
 mariofart: Convenient and useful.
Image 155377   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Brain
Score:
287
 
 Whatever: They told Trump that exact same thing and look at what he has done
 whiplash: And Bill Gates, guidance counselor, would know!
 Ulillillia: @Mr. Butt Which one did you go with?
 Mr. Butt: @SunWukong Yes
 SunWukong: @Mr. Butt Are you Lee Majors?
 Mr. Butt: A career aptitude test in middle school told me that I should be a stuntman or rodeo clown. No, I'm not fucking kidding.
 tritium: Cool. Let me go down to the basement and fast-track those career goals.
 ChubbyBuddy: is it cool if i just do the second part
Image 155376   01-09-17   Uploaded by    MyPasswordAintPassword
Score:
249
 
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Image 155375   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Jak
Score:
550
 
 Kraken: This would freeze anyone in their tracks. (I'm not sorry)
 DrinkMixMan: What's worse is that my loved one froze to death.
 SunWukong: Cold.
 A duck: She was only your wife, Steven, jeez. Not like you lost your videogames or something.
 Ulillillia: Let it free your body let it move your soul
 Mr. Butt: Fucking savage
Image 155374   01-09-17   Uploaded by    drhilljack
Score:
538
 
 whiplash: Where are his kitty headphones?
 dobbiesdoogs: got two turntables and meowcrophone
 Micro Jackson: Comes with Ted Nugent record
 ChubbyBuddy: roughly 100% of cats will ignore this overpriced bullshit and crawl into the box it came out of.
 sparename: This is doing me a fever
Image 155373   01-09-17   Uploaded by    namaste
Score:
388
 
 whiplash: My dog can't read, so this is useless.
 Radstarboom: Don't tell me what to do.
 Zukero: In many places, having this type of labels on every tap is required to use use reclaimed water alongside city water in the same building.
 A duck: I hadn't planned on it, but thanks for the heads up.
 Micro Jackson: But, I'm so thirsty
 Lestrange: All water is recycled. Endlessly. Has been from the beginning of time (or something).
 Borkf: Three times. You have to tell me three times.
 Borkf: You don't have to tell me twice.
Image 155372   01-09-17   Uploaded by    dad
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