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205149  Scoo: If you're going to pursue this parody, it seems more effectively subversive to lampoon the Surveillance Society aspect. But in a subtle way, this would appear to be a nod to the scourge of proselytizing, so I'll allow it.

205179  NoRagrets: But now it doesn't catch on things like the skin flap did.

205185  silver: to be honest on a global scale humans don't behave very much better than this.

205152  NoRagrets: Same.

205156  Scoo: I sat in a courtroom all week and am both happy and sad that the evidence presented was entirely document-based. This looks fun, well at least for a little while.

205137  wolfpk: Her secret to longevity is never stop the party!

205185  Natch: Man, this is why I fuckin hate primates. Fuckers are smart and sadistic enough to know all the really tender, vulnerable spots and target them.

205098  Prostata: instructions unclear: pooped on head

205165  arcticfox12x: Me too

205177  arcticfox12x: No one else has dared to comment. Will you?

205179  Derp Herpigan: Yeah. Bactine should do it.

205160  wolfpk: #205163

205182  Thyming: That bunny looks soooo pissed.

205185  jadensmith: Great timing on whoever took the pictures. Any scars from this?

205173  wolfpk: If a dog had a middle figure this one would be flipping it now.

205175  wolfpk: Photo bomb

205164  skillet: Same.

205172  Mr Bleak: Make up a fake name or leave it blank.

205175  RiderFan: Surprise Sarah Jessica Parker.

205183  Admiral Alan: That's a nice fuckin kitty right there!

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205010 Robespierre: @Mr Shifty My origin story continues from its place of origin to a South Asian country at the age of nine, and carried on in the general vicinity until I was on the verge 15, when we relocated to the USA. I've been fascinated with the most lowbrow aspects of pop culture ever since. And you can't get much more lowbrow that ShamWOW Vince, I'll tell you hwut.

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Score:
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 WaffleIron: @whiplash : Super-superhydrophobic.
 ThatGuy: Retirment goals
 whiplash: New water-repellent hull paint works fine.
 Skaalar: @sparename You took that wrong turn past Albuquerque.
 sparename: This doesn't look like Philadelphia
 Dresdenkeogh: "My boat floats" "Doesn't that kind of go without saying?" "Fuck you, YOU'LL ALL SEE!!!!"
Image 155381   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
439
 
 SomeCanadian: Canadian Borg ask nicely.
 Scoo: Close Encounters of the Assimilation Kind
 sparename: The Borg collectively decided on a new colour scheme for their Cubes
Image 155380   01-09-17   Uploaded by    champeen
Score:
320
 
 whiplash: World's largest Pez dispenser.
 Dresdenkeogh: @ChubbyBuddy I DO..OT
 Dresdenkeogh: @SomeCanadian WATCH ME NOW
 SomeCanadian: @Spazstatic @Dresdenkeogh Doot you love me? (Doot you love me?) Doot you love me? (Doot you love me?) Now that I can dance?
 ChubbyBuddy: @Dresdenkeogh doot you think it's wierd that I'm telling jokes and not rotting in a hole in the ground
 Dresdenkeogh: @Spazstatic doot who?
 Spazstatic: "knock knock" "who's there?" "Doot."
 LaeMi: This guy is having a rough day today!
Image 155379   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
718
 
 DOW: Yup @Dresdenkeogh
 birdythemighty: He sees you when you're sleeping...
 Wet farts: MRRROOOOW
 Teechur: Dang it! I voted BAD! I meant to vote RAD! Gary is awesome!
 Dresdenkeogh: @Scoo those are the eyes I fell in love with.
 Scoo: Those eyes!
Image 155378   01-09-17   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
508
 
 Scoo: @Dresdenkeogh My floppy is double sided, and high density
 Dresdenkeogh: @SomeCanadian @Scoo They keep you floppy.
 SomeCanadian: @Scoo I don't know why- they're excellent contraceptives.
 Scoo: I don't remember ever seeing these in public bathrooms...
 ChubbyBuddy: *CRRUNNNCH* this is terrible even with marmalade on it oh wait thats a D
 Ulillillia: Sweet, 3D Save icons
 SunWukong: The dickhead in me just wants a giant magnet.
 mariofart: Convenient and useful.
Image 155377   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Brain
Score:
287
 
 Whatever: They told Trump that exact same thing and look at what he has done
 whiplash: And Bill Gates, guidance counselor, would know!
 Ulillillia: @Mr. Butt Which one did you go with?
 Mr. Butt: @SunWukong Yes
 SunWukong: @Mr. Butt Are you Lee Majors?
 Mr. Butt: A career aptitude test in middle school told me that I should be a stuntman or rodeo clown. No, I'm not fucking kidding.
 tritium: Cool. Let me go down to the basement and fast-track those career goals.
 ChubbyBuddy: is it cool if i just do the second part
Image 155376   01-09-17   Uploaded by    MyPasswordAintPassword
Score:
249
 
Don't just vote rad or bad - leave a comment below!
Image 155375   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Jak
Score:
550
 
 Kraken: This would freeze anyone in their tracks. (I'm not sorry)
 DrinkMixMan: What's worse is that my loved one froze to death.
 SunWukong: Cold.
 A duck: She was only your wife, Steven, jeez. Not like you lost your videogames or something.
 Ulillillia: Let it free your body let it move your soul
 Mr. Butt: Fucking savage
Image 155374   01-09-17   Uploaded by    drhilljack
Score:
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 whiplash: Where are his kitty headphones?
 dobbiesdoogs: got two turntables and meowcrophone
 Micro Jackson: Comes with Ted Nugent record
 ChubbyBuddy: roughly 100% of cats will ignore this overpriced bullshit and crawl into the box it came out of.
 sparename: This is doing me a fever
Image 155373   01-09-17   Uploaded by    namaste
Score:
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 whiplash: My dog can't read, so this is useless.
 Radstarboom: Don't tell me what to do.
 Zukero: In many places, having this type of labels on every tap is required to use use reclaimed water alongside city water in the same building.
 A duck: I hadn't planned on it, but thanks for the heads up.
 Micro Jackson: But, I'm so thirsty
 Lestrange: All water is recycled. Endlessly. Has been from the beginning of time (or something).
 Borkf: Three times. You have to tell me three times.
 Borkf: You don't have to tell me twice.
Image 155372   01-09-17   Uploaded by    dad
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