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168709  Staida: Today my jurisdiction ends here

169106  Theimposter: Like the movie 'rubber', but sucks more.

168872  Staida: These should be on the bottom of pizza boxes and other things we don't generally recycle

168879  Staida: When did Bada Bing become 'Ba dum tss?'

168881  Staida: Are you suggesting that we exhale the dangerous greenhouse gas CO2? How long has THIS been going on!!?!??!?!?!!!111eleven

168957  Staida: Is this descriptive of the people? Or an edict to me? Yes... I WILL bone people! Thanks Bone People!

169229  Theimposter: Why are there tentacles?

169044  Staida: People do that all the time, you really ought to be sorry about the terrible cake. Please do not apologize for that with cake.

169300  Peter Pantsless: Here's the second meanest thing I've ever done: 7th grade, sex-ed class. We all got to write an anonymous question and turn it in. I wrote "If white people have white sperm, is mine black?" Only one black kid in the class, a friend at the time. We both laughed later, but I was such an asshole

169101  Ironass: Here are sexier rocks, what this rock aspires to be #150177

169291  Bast Relief: Wow I haven't seen Salad Fingers in a long time.

169139  Staida: But not your talent

169299  Peter Pantsless: I mean I've eaten dog food before, but I just stabbed across the outside with a knife until stuff came out. Being poor is a skill

169043  apoxia: All I've found in the river in my back yard is plastic bags filled with mud.

169160  Ironass: What's up,dawg?

169195  Ironass: I maded deese.

169299  Staida: First your cheap can opener breaks, next it will be that cheap drill. There's a lesson in this.

169079  apoxia: Why the fuck did I train for 9 years to be a clinical psychologist!!

169266  Staida: Just plug right in to the ethernope port

169273  Staida: they are good dogs brent

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169255 Mr Blah Blah: So this is how Margret Frigidaire tests to see if the pasta is ready.

169145 a robot: Organ-Player-Bot always was a little preachy :/

169177 antipatterns: Freud called it the "death instinct" but yes there are hedonistic times ahead

169218 ch: This was the role that got John Hodgman those Apple commercials

169220 El Barto: Semantics.

169200 Suburbanmom: SO glad that it is still cool to be a virgin!

169249 Teechur: @funny in the wall I have had limited experience with ferrets, so I will bow to your knowledge. I had a cat that would crap on top of my car and try to cover it up. Star scratches all over the roof. Asscat.

169266 Staida: Just plug right in to the ethernope port

169121 Nwcorset: @tokyopig it wasn't just run of the mill cruelty. He tortured dogs for fun. A very sick individual.

169229 Theimposter: Why are there tentacles?



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11. Warrax: 2707 points
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Score:
718
 
 DOW: Yup @Dresdenkeogh
 birdythemighty: He sees you when you're sleeping...
 Wet farts: MRRROOOOW
 Teechur: Dang it! I voted BAD! I meant to vote RAD! Gary is awesome!
 Dresdenkeogh: @Scoo those are the eyes I fell in love with.
 Scoo: Those eyes!
Image 155378   01-09-17   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
508
 
 Scoo: @Dresdenkeogh My floppy is double sided, and high density
 Dresdenkeogh: @SomeCanadian @Scoo They keep you floppy.
 SomeCanadian: @Scoo I don't know why- they're excellent contraceptives.
 Scoo: I don't remember ever seeing these in public bathrooms...
 ChubbyBuddy: *CRRUNNNCH* this is terrible even with marmalade on it oh wait thats a D
 Ulillillia: Sweet, 3D Save icons
 SunWukong: The dickhead in me just wants a giant magnet.
 mariofart: Convenient and useful.
Image 155377   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Brain
Score:
287
 
 Whatever: They told Trump that exact same thing and look at what he has done
 whiplash: And Bill Gates, guidance counselor, would know!
 Ulillillia: @Mr. Butt Which one did you go with?
 Mr. Butt: @SunWukong Yes
 SunWukong: @Mr. Butt Are you Lee Majors?
 Mr. Butt: A career aptitude test in middle school told me that I should be a stuntman or rodeo clown. No, I'm not fucking kidding.
 tritium: Cool. Let me go down to the basement and fast-track those career goals.
 ChubbyBuddy: is it cool if i just do the second part
Image 155376   01-09-17   Uploaded by    MyPasswordAintPassword
Score:
249
 
Tell us what you thought of this.
Image 155375   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Jak
Score:
550
 
 Kraken: This would freeze anyone in their tracks. (I'm not sorry)
 DrinkMixMan: What's worse is that my loved one froze to death.
 SunWukong: Cold.
 A duck: She was only your wife, Steven, jeez. Not like you lost your videogames or something.
 Ulillillia: Let it free your body let it move your soul
 Mr. Butt: Fucking savage
Image 155374   01-09-17   Uploaded by    drhilljack
Score:
538
 
 whiplash: Where are his kitty headphones?
 dobbiesdoogs: got two turntables and meowcrophone
 Micro Jackson: Comes with Ted Nugent record
 ChubbyBuddy: roughly 100% of cats will ignore this overpriced bullshit and crawl into the box it came out of.
 sparename: This is doing me a fever
Image 155373   01-09-17   Uploaded by    namaste
Score:
388
 
 whiplash: My dog can't read, so this is useless.
 Radstarboom: Don't tell me what to do.
 Zukero: In many places, having this type of labels on every tap is required to use use reclaimed water alongside city water in the same building.
 A duck: I hadn't planned on it, but thanks for the heads up.
 Micro Jackson: But, I'm so thirsty
 Lestrange: All water is recycled. Endlessly. Has been from the beginning of time (or something).
 Borkf: Three times. You have to tell me three times.
 Borkf: You don't have to tell me twice.
Image 155372   01-09-17   Uploaded by    dad
Score:
661
 
 Entertainmentalist: @Hosebag That was one of the best movie scenes of all time.
 Hosebag: Nice flame job. I'm gonna give it a little "touch-up".
 Wet farts: @Knice #154612 yes he does
 trelyate: truth in advertising
 Prostata: This is fine
 PenguinBartender: The sign SAID tow zone. This is the ONLY WAY YOU'LL LEARN, DAVE!
 Frank herbert: Very realistic
 sparename: Self-immolating prophecy
 Knice: Dominic gets around.
Image 155371   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Soviette
Score:
581
 
 sparename: ".. that bloody Pharaoh family next-door, first it was their mangy cats coming into the garden and shitting everywhere, then the kids scribbling their stupid doodles on the walls, now this fucking monstrosity - it blocks out all the sunlight to the altar when I'm trying to do the evening sacrifice"
 A duck: E Pluribus Unum
 Knice: Illumination confirmed.
Image 155370   01-09-17   Uploaded by    teletub
Score:
550
 
 Frank herbert: @SunWukong only for 3 days
 SunWukong: @Frank herbert Neither. He ded.
 Frank herbert: @Bartleby so if jesus trips, does he hit the top of the water hard? Or fall in?
 Bartleby: If you're Jesus
Image 155369   01-09-17   Uploaded by    trucker
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