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237950  carpwoman: @Sadbot - I don't go near Reddit.

237946  kazzy94: That car isn't old enough to have been around for most of those stickers.

237950  Slerzy: Sick

237930  carpwoman: Not a house cat. Look at the pupils.

237950  Sadbot: @carpwoman We're both wrong, it was Reddit. I guess Stormfronters are working on overtaking goons for the title of "least hygienic people"

237936  carpwoman: I bet that would feel nice you know, like in August....

237938  carpwoman: Riiiiiiiiiight......

237943  carpwoman: @Ulillillia - My first thought, too.

237944  carpwoman: Slack in the heed.

237945  carpwoman: Timely.

237950  carpwoman: @Sadbot - Wasn't that here? I saw it, too.

237947  a robot: We need a Mascot costume for every holiday, like these things:…

237950  Sadbot: I vaguely recall some horrific goon story about how he thought every family kept an old steak knife by the toilet for the big ones, and was unpleasantly slapped in the face by reality when he unloaded at a friend/girlfriend's place. Humans are disgusting.

237951  sparename: Furry cake

237836  Robespierre: @WTF One toke over the line?

237934  glenalec: @Off Topic - you 1-percenter!

237934  Mr. Whiskers: Hello, fellow American

237929  glenalec: @Side Boob - generally you wait until they are a lot less cute before you eat them.

237891  Robespierre: We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town ...

237893  Robespierre: I already did...

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237737 Mr. Shine: @charlemagne I don't believe so. During Sealand's Civil War, the German government negotiated for the return of the only P.O.W., and paid a hefty fee for his release.

237857 Mr. Shine: @glenalec classic Lassie.

237928 Robespierre: Hoy-hoy...

237727 glenalec: Well, if you can't control your vehicle properly....

237734 OldKentuckyShark: You're going to watch your favorite shows on the internet? You seem like a cheap ass...

237717 Wooden Spoon: @Dr Awkward: Starring Bennie Goodman

237763 some guy : What am I supposed to be seeing here? What should I notice about this?? I could really use a graphic aide.

237697 trelyate: "shit, I left my weed in the glove department"

237699 some guy : Windowlicky

237873 Ulillillia: The Olympics only they give out laptops instead of medals

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Messed Up Dog uploaded 237863 (912 points)
boxboxbox uploaded 237602 (904 points)
Bro Bro uploaded 237699 (896 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 237774 (889 points)
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 5. Gomi Day: 2887 points
 6. E. HONDA: 2841 points
 7. logono: 2667 points
 8. Side Boob: 2615 points
 9. a robot: 2517 points
10. BaconCake: 2166 points
11. burritos: 2129 points
12. Dresdenkeogh: 2071 points
13. clayjar: 1932 points
14. bookcase: 1931 points
15. barfolomew: 1836 points
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