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221430  Felicity: @Teechur Oh, the word Santa in the *title*. :-) I was looking for it under the Santa in the puzzle

221622  beefbeef: This. Every time I do something stupid in traffic I wonder why there are no hand signs for "i'm sorry". We have plenty of signs to say that someone else fucked up or is an idiot, but none for the opposite. That fact almost makes me lose hope for humanity.

221469  apoxia: Yes I read that. They seem pretty identical.

221612  UseYourName: Seuss Army Knife

221493  apoxia: This is amazing.

221505  apoxia: @Yurishiro In New Zealand we just run them over with cars. One easy step.

221510  apoxia: Ouch, that looks sore.

221623  Starry Lemon: Halloween is an amputee's time to shine.

221455  Felicity: Ice-ometrics

221614  SimonSaysGarfunkel: Let us hope so @robocop

221622  huskyboy: This has to be Portland Oregon.

221613  SimonSaysGarfunkel: Bring it on jaw breakers

221608  apoxia: This is why the phones rule us. Hits of emotion on a variable interval schedule. Evil psychologists couldn't have designed these any better.

221622  Big Baby: Whenever I enter a four-way stop, it always seems to be when someone stops at the EXACT same time as me. Then we play high beam wars.

221613  Bohab: Ugh, cyborgs...

221606  Kaviri: The most expensive education in the world.

221615  boozer: Is this in San Francisco?

221607  Kaviri: The chemists assistant scratched his head as he wandered the market. Where am I going to find fruit this time of year?

221475  tib gubb: coo lad

221610  Kaviri: What happened at his feet?

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221419 tib gubb: more like megabutts

221582 a robot: @Nope "I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."

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221537 zrj235: @ignatz he will if he don't get the fuck up out my grill

221464 Felicity: Dont look now, but theres a miniature neckbeard living on the back of your head

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221470 copunter: and that, friends, is the story of capitalism

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Score:
761
 
 trelyate: is this an entrance to a Zelda dungeon?
 Zukero: Can't rad it enough.
 San DoDo: I saw a skull at a first glance
 Scoo: How slow do you dare sail under it?
Image 155353   01-09-17   Uploaded by    scribbs
Score:
557
 
 Headoftheclass: This windfarmer is an expert. We can see he's out standing in his field.
 San DoDo: Blow penguins, blow!
 EvilOtter: Few know this but penguins make quite good impromptu footballs.
 SomeCanadian: Look, nobody enjoys shooting penguins. But if you have to shoot penguins, well, you might as well enjoy it.
 Ulillillia: The one place they don't have to worry about the birds flying into wind turbines.
 Musician: "Well shit, Fred, there goes my dream of becoming a petroleum engineer."
Image 155352   01-09-17   Uploaded by    scribbs
Score:
431
 
 SomeCanadian: *Heidi Klum accent* Anasasia- your conventional answer to the unconventional 'Morgue-Material' challenge left us cold. The use of discarded arms as a skirt material was stiff and looked amateurish. I'm sorry, but you are out. Auf wiedersehen. *kiss kiss*
 Scoo: Wha? Where am I? How much did I drink last night?
Image 155351   01-09-17   Uploaded by    butt poop
Score:
651
 
 yev: - booo!!! - aaaaa!!!!
 Bartleby: @Peter Pantsless Thanks, Other Barry!
 Peter Pantsless: Pretty sneaky, Barry
 Scoo: @Sheikhjahbooty Game: Blouses
 EvilOtter: He's got to be good at something. Even that kid that eats paste has a great singing voice.
 Sheikhjahbooty: Sometimes famous people are really good at stuff that has nothing to do with their fame. For example, Prince was great at basketball. It would be hilarious if "great at boardgames" was what everyone at Columbia remembers about Obama.
 SomeCanadian: There has be to a better way to balance the federal budget.
Image 155350   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
343
 
 Scoo: If you love someone, let them go. If they go be homies with someone else, well, that's a possible outcome.
 Sheikhjahbooty: At least you got closure.
Image 155349   01-09-17   Uploaded by    dingding
Score:
496
 
 Gomi Day: Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo
 Micro Jackson: It's the bison-tennial
 Borkf: Bye, son.
 brian greene: home home on the range la la la
 Headoftheclass: 'sup? 'sup? Yo...'sup?'sup?
 San DoDo: Grand poobah of the Water Buffaloes
 whiplash: But the heads are the best part! Don't throw them away!
 SomeCanadian: *David Attenborough* Each year, the buffalo seeds, fertilized the previous fall, spring to life in a joyous riot of colour.
 Whatever: That's a lotta bull...
 Knice: When your squad trying to be all dignified, but you just can't even.
 Scoo: Oh, give me a home....
Image 155348   01-09-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
313
 
 Skinr: finally, someone let them out of their cage
 Knice: #I'm Harambe, feelin' glad; I got gunshots, in tha back...#
Image 155347   01-09-17   Uploaded by    professional
Score:
891
 
 San DoDo: Well, I am on a highway, who's gonna get me there
 Lestrange: Been there.
 Scoo: Duckhorn, whoo-hoo
Image 155346   01-09-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
1058
 
 Scoo: @a robot Yissss!
 a robot: @Scoo Estes Park is less than an hour away! ROAD TRIP
 Shay: No public restrooms? Then where does Wafer go to the bathroom...*sniff* that basket smells *sniff*
 DrinkMixMan: Sick dog, bro. Oh, wait.
 LaeMi: Lazy dogs are the best dogs.
 whiplash: "There is a public restroom = the river behind this building."
 jochenau: No public restrooms, those are for Wafer only.
 Annoying Vegan : 10/10 would kiss on the nose
 XLY: Living the dream
 msmstud: I wonder if there's ever a line to pet the dog. Or do we have to take numbers?
 Urn BooUrn: Hi Wafer!
 Scoo: Gonna have to go meet this dog!
Image 155345   01-09-17   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
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 Cami: THAT was a big burp.
 Coolguy: HOLY CRAP!
 CastleBravo: (Helicopter noises).
 Supermansbrother: Poochie died on the way back to his home planet.
 Warrax: This dog is not lazy.
 PenguinBartender: DIE SAND! DIIIIIIIIIE!
 Mr. Butt: Doggo does a froggo!
 Scoo: Zoinks!
Image 155344   01-09-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
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