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186993  carpwoman: X-ray, I meant. E-ray. Lol.

187820  Horatio: @a robot group pet

187839  Mad Collager: Fail! They're all the same!

187848  Dr Awkward: "Fight me, you bitch"

187855  Dr Awkward: Roses? For me?!

187847  Mad Collager: Do you have a moment to talk about Pythongoras' Theorem?

187850  jochenau: It looks like she has really long legs with two knees each and her feet are attached to her ears.

187856  a robot: Uh no, that's Klaus Nomi.

187853  Ihminen: Started subconciously biting my upper lip when I saw this

187825  Niels Bohr: With real BO pit scent!

187832  Hyphae: "... Anyway, here's WonderWorld"

187855  Mad Collager: Oh Ethel! You look divine!

187854  piranharama: Doooooooooooooooooooooooooot

187855  piranharama: "Eek! A human!"

187828  Niels Bohr: Pining for the Fords

187845  a robot: Buying a fake Native American War Bonnet is NOT an intelligent consumer choice.

187833  Horatio: Rather than risking helmet hair, she opted to leave it on.

187834  Horatio: Shy looks like she just heard about a Snyder remake.

187835  Horatio: Nice try, but I haven't actually gotten my order yet.

187837  Horatio: @Scoo we would just put certain denominations under the drawer. The manager didn't want any larger bills accessible anyway, so it was a good way to hide $50s and $100s. I didn't work at Taco Bell though, it was a pizza place/ restaurant, so we were used to larger orders.

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Score:
1058
 
 Scoo: @a robot Yissss!
 a robot: @Scoo Estes Park is less than an hour away! ROAD TRIP
 Shay: No public restrooms? Then where does Wafer go to the bathroom...*sniff* that basket smells *sniff*
 DrinkMixMan: Sick dog, bro. Oh, wait.
 LaeMi: Lazy dogs are the best dogs.
 whiplash: "There is a public restroom = the river behind this building."
 jochenau: No public restrooms, those are for Wafer only.
 Annoying Vegan : 10/10 would kiss on the nose
 XLY: Living the dream
 msmstud: I wonder if there's ever a line to pet the dog. Or do we have to take numbers?
 Urn BooUrn: Hi Wafer!
 Scoo: Gonna have to go meet this dog!
Image 155345   01-09-17   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
731
 
 Cami: THAT was a big burp.
 Coolguy: HOLY CRAP!
 CastleBravo: (Helicopter noises).
 Supermansbrother: Poochie died on the way back to his home planet.
 Warrax: This dog is not lazy.
 PenguinBartender: DIE SAND! DIIIIIIIIIE!
 Mr. Butt: Doggo does a froggo!
 Scoo: Zoinks!
Image 155344   01-09-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
381
 
 Culex: This kills the crab
 Mr. Butt: How do you do, fellow crustaceans?
 Scoo: You can get a shampoo and a little comb for that
Image 155343   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Soy Peso
Score:
575
 
 Warrax: Such majestic creatures.
 Mad Collager: I was trying to get it to go down the steps!
 Prostata: halp! am stuck again
 Scoo: I bought a slinky like this at a dollar store once because it was labeled "Rainbow Magic Spring Item"
 Mr. Butt: Get Shrek'd!
Image 155342   01-09-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
264
 
 Aspirin: Joint and sunglasses?
Image 155341   01-09-17   Uploaded by    McMuff
Score:
509
 
 Lestrange: @SunWukong He was taken from us far too young.
 SunWukong: @Lestrange only Sci Fi I can read.
 Lestrange: @SunWukong Can't + your comment enough so personal mention for the Iain M Banks reference.
 jazzjunkie: Reminds me of Solarian society (c'mon, there's got to be another Asimov fan here...)
 a robot: @Lestrange Glad to be of service, friend!
 antipatterns: I now really think that all technology in some small way is part of a subliminal drive to commit mass suicide.
 Skinr: this is why I voted for Space Communism #137597
 EvilOtter: Automated gay space communism. That's living the dream.
 jochenau: wat
 SunWukong: Also known as The Culture. Come soon Diziet. I don't know how much longer I can last.
 Lestrange: Thanks @ a robot! Now I'm free to actually enjoy life. (In reality, since I retired I haven't gone day drinking once, something I actually loved doing when I worked).
 Scoo: Damn @a robot!
Image 155340   01-09-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
398
 
 Shay: Watch out, Taylor Swift is chasing down your record honey.
 Borkf: Her secret: the hot dogs were skinless.
 Peter Pantsless: She breaks their hearts by beating them at hot dog eating competitions and rubbing it in
 annterland: Hot dogs and hearts broken are on a 1:1 ratio
 Derp Herpigan: Justina VI:Electric Boogaloo
 Yam: My kinda gal
 SomeCanadian: I hold the Guiness World Record for nice-guy hearts eaten and hot dogs broken.
 Scoo: At the same time!?
 Knice: Narrowly edging out her predecessor, Justina IV.
Image 155339   01-09-17   Uploaded by    falling
Score:
474
 
 Micro Jackson: I can has ur leg
 Headoftheclass: (receives crate from anonymous source) Hmmmm...'frah-jee-lay'. Must be Italian. (opens crate)
 Headoftheclass: It's a major award! 'Honorable Mention', but still...
 frenchrevolution: There's a snake in my boot!
 Skinr: Lieutenant Dan! You got new leg!
 jochenau: And that's why you always clean the litter box!
 Mad Collager: Does this shoe make my leg look fat?
 SomeCanadian: @Knice He defeated the defending champion 'One Legged Man'.
 tritium: Purr-sthetic.
 sparename: "Don't skip on leg day"
 Knice: Breakthrough Technology Enables Paralyzed Cat to Participate in Ass-Kicking Contest! (Pg 9)
Image 155338   01-09-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
271
 
 jazzjunkie: What, should they be pissing on the flames? Chill out already!
 Supermansbrother: #155176
 msmstud: Gee, if that upset the town, wait'll they see their YouTube video lip synching to Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start the Fire".
 Wet farts: To be expected from Nassau county police
 tritium: Fuck the millenial police.
 Prostata: not much else to do when you're waiting for the firetruck.
 fanny: The roof! The roof! The roof is on fire!
Image 155337   01-09-17   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
391
 
 Borkf: @msmstud Great Scott!
 msmstud: Heavy.
 Scoo: I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation
 SomeCanadian: My gravity is broken. It keeps coming in waves.
Image 155336   01-09-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
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