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221435  kate shutupton: *Yeah you're all smug now but guess who's gonna be a yellow lab as soon as the humans are gone*

221410  a robot: Humans identified.

221412  a robot: Just when I think I've heard them all, someone goes and comes up with a brand new euphemism for penis.

221346  static xyz: @RiderFan this is why they hate us!

221426  LieutenantTofu: "Please, Laura, even if it IS a rerun, suicide isn't the answer! ... Laura! Are you still there?"

221421  El hefe: Adt monthly fees are unnecessary

221434  TheTakeDown: This is amazing

221404  Hokie333: "Used"?

221425  a robot: Yes, ok, let's make fun of a child's looks. Or, on second thought, how about we DON'T. For fuck's sake.

221434  Beerarchy: ooooooh. Now that is one shiny star angel.

221401  addend: Panels 2, 4, and 6 FTW.

221419  Hokie333: You gotta watch for the fact that network speeds are measured in mbps--mega*bits*/sec. Divide that by ten (8 bits per byte plus some overhead) to get capital-B MegaBytes/sec. And you still have disclaimers for individual server speeds and load, network congestion, slow WiFi like @danny said, etc.

221402  addend: (Opens lunchbox. Sees a power strip covered in tuna salad.)

221433  White Male: I'm a people pigeon

221406  addend: Game over. You can never use that account again.

221433  sodamachine: Ah the Burger King in Glasgow Queen Street train station. It's bad I can tell that just from that picture.

221407  addend: (Buys color inkjet refills.)

221366  DrinkMixMan: i'd pay some money never to have to see visual puns about these guys' names ever again

221411  addend: If you do the latter, the former will happen, too. :(

221406  redbranch: "a friend"

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221352 El hefe: This is fine

221364 Derp Herpigan: @frenk GIVE ME BACK MY SON

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221214 glenalec: @raditzu - it's like social media - you are the product

221357 Ulillillia: @Robespierre We need you here to keep us Gen-Xers in line

221193 ThatGuy: This pleases me.

221273 BlarfyB: Better get upping, buddy.

221309 tib gubb: @grizzly not to quote a bad movie (star wars is a bad movie) but, who's the bigger fool? the fool, or the fool who follows him?

221276 cArdent: Mars seems to have gotten stuck on the other side of the line rather than in it.



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Score:
1060
 
 Hosebag: Need LASERS!
 DrinkMixMan: Uh...good for them, I guess?
 msmstud: 1. "The North American Hopping Ginger drinks another soul, and will be sated for the week." 2. "If you think our pic is awesome, I just have to brag: afterwards she left the boots on. During....you know. *grinning wink*."
 A duck: Hey internet. Just, uh, getting a picture with MY GIRLFRIEND, no big deal.
 Cami: Is it family portrait day on aggro-gator?
 ClockworkJackalope: Cute couple. I hope they were happy and still are.
 Borkf: Nothing wrong here except some poorly thought out framing.
 SomeCanadian: The folds of the backdrop on the floor bother me for some reason.
 Knice: Looks like that dude's about to fall victim to some sick Muay Thai skillz.
 Mr. Butt: Mall photography and people in love are both RAD as fuck. Let's get this thing to 1000.
Image 155309   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Jack Daniels
Score:
457
 
 SomeCanadian: @WTF "What" ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in What?
 WTF: @SomeCanadian What's it called now?
 SomeCanadian: @addend Spaceship at it's finest
 addend: vv Aaaaarrrrggghh!
 addend: vv Wrote "c/r/o/p", not "crop". Blame the switcherino.
 addend: Next time, whack off the kid from the pic.
Image 155308   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Wumph Morms
Score:
355
 
 jazzjunkie: This is Tranquility Base. The Eagle has landed. Jesus H. Christ, Houston. We're on the fucking moon. Over.
 mwoody: @DrinkMixMan Aye, that's what I meant by "either left out or radio transmission cut". The jury is out. ;)
 KingTrebek: If the government spent money efficiently they would have faked the moon landing.
 DrinkMixMan: @mwoody I believe Armstrong is on record as having meant to say "small step for A man"
 LaeMi: @Whatever - Silly NASA! I guess they thought there would be plenty of opportunity get some more footage any time later. :-/
 LaeMi: Faaaaaaaake. (Not)
 msmstud: @Whatever -- My prior snark was for you.
 msmstud: Just add a semicolon and get over it.
 Whatever: Sadly NASA deleted the original source footage of the Moon landing so we only have copies crudely made for tv broadcast
 mwoody: That phrase is remarkable to me: it's so prevalent in the collective mind that most people don't even realize it's nonsensical. (He either left out or radio transmission cut the "a" between "for" and "man").
 ClockworkJackalope: :: looks at watch and waits for " it was a hoax " dude::
 Greek Fire: "HOLY SHIT MAN WALKS ON FUCKING MOON"
 Mr. Whiskers: Stolen from a ski-lodge bar in Aspen
Image 155307   01-09-17   Uploaded by    professional
Score:
327
 
 addend: Have they been found yet?
 Headoftheclass: Screw Mars! We're going to Tatooine!
 ClockworkJackalope: A bad, bad land
 Knice: Looks like a fun place to sprain your ankle.
 scribbs: It's actually a "staycation," the shack they live in is just out of shot.
Image 155306   01-09-17   Uploaded by    froggyfresh
Score:
626
 
 BeagleMan44: The VirginMobile 2.0
 msmstud: Chicks dig my sousaphone.
 SpaceCow: A young Dwight pimps out his parents minivan.
 ClockworkJackalope: Be proud of what you do well
 tib gubb: goon alert!
 fanny: #36995 has a pretty sweet ride.
 scribbs: You should see what comes out of the spit valve.
 Knice: This can only be started with the spiciest of keychains.
 itskando: Young Matt Damon
 hajjpodge: Butt van Horn @Zukero
 Zukero: Hornhorn ?
Image 155305   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Peach Toddler
Score:
536
 
 msmstud: Non-denominational holiday lizard wishes you a satisfactory December.
 Peach: Digging the heart-shaped lights in the background. This is a REALLY good pet portrait, I have to say.
 hearsegirl: fringed leaf gecko. reptilian rad.
 hearsegirl: I saved 15% on christmas wrapping by taking it to Gecko.
 Xeno: This Santa just walks down the chimney...and licks his eyeballs.
 ClockworkJackalope: " you gift wrapped the dragon balls? Really?"
 Sheikhjahbooty: The next time I play a fantasy game the dragon is going to do this, gift wrap its whole hoard and not open the boxes until it's forgotten which treasure is in which box.
 scribbs: "Well, my wife does taxidermy, so I got her a do-it-yourself handbag for Christmas."
 jochenau: Boop: the gift that keeps on giving
 thecraftywolf: merry chrisssssstmassssss
Image 155304   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Oh Don Piano
Score:
506
 
 msmstud: @Headoftheclass -- Nah, real men felch--er--go to Felch Township, Michigan.
 msmstud: @Nope -- So, no "rainbow kiss", then?
 Prostata: gave er the ol' P&M last night, ya boyo
 WTF: I think they used to have these in International Falls, MN.
 Marsh Darsh: There is a pump n munch in rising city Nebraska. I laugh Every Time I drive past it.
 MasterTwig: Oh damn. This place is less than a quarter mile from my house.
 Headoftheclass: Simultaneously?
 ClockworkJackalope: Gigity
 Bast Relief: Describes my Saturday night yeah.
 Mr. Whiskers: Could be worse...could say "Papa 'n' Roach"
 Nope: Ewwwwww munch THEN pump
 scribbs: It looks like it should be a gas station & convenience store, but really it's just a pumpkin stand run by the Lollypop Guild.
 Knice: My signature dance move. It's like 'Pop & lock,' but more awkward.
Image 155303   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Oh Don Piano
Score:
544
 
 Spazstatic: @scribbs looks like it should be called a ghost fish
 scribbs: Zombie fish are cute!
 Knice: Basscot
Image 155302   01-09-17   Uploaded by    White Male
Score:
164
 
 Musician: The Thing That Ate His Dignity
 SomeCanadian: @Fanny.
 AverageJoe: uncle granpa when he was young
 Mr. Butt: Otamatone?
 Zukero: Needs more blurring. Waaay more.
Image 155301   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Morn Bumbies
Score:
241
 
 Cami: Wow! So fire! Much hot! Many smokes!
 Cami: The most goodest match on the whole archipelago.
 jochenau: Damproof: perfect for sticking into a dam to keep your village from being destroyed by a colossal flood!
 Knice: Ooh, *extra* choicest!
 jazzjunkie: Ceci n'est pas une pipe.
Image 155300   01-09-17   Uploaded by    manlyman
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