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243537  Springbok: @jochenau Literally 8,001

243539  Springbok: I bet he likes Oreos.

243540  Springbok: I always knew Elf on the Shelf had some crooked shit going on

243542  Springbok: Too many churros

243543  Side Boob: This is fake news. Theres no money flying into his wallet. Everything else is spot on :P

243534  Bagels: the kitty is watching and sees all

243537  jochenau: That's like...8,000 dicks.

243544  OldKentuckyShark: @ignatz if you do cocaine during sex, yes

243541  jochenau: @Air Biscuit Or possibly mold.

243543  jochenau: @ignatz His orangeness wouldn't bother me so much if those areas at least matched.

243527  tib gubb: *fascism intensifies*

243536  Air Biscuit: Musical.

243388  XLY: omg I want one!!

243501  Chest Rockwell: Sad.

243541  Air Biscuit: Winter is coming.

243538  Annoying Vegan : Criminy, clean your lens

243527  Chest Rockwell: Stop drinking.

243420  XLY: if you're cold they're cold, bring them inside

243485  copunter: i bite long waterdog

243491  copunter: point goes to Mexico

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243474 raditzu: You've got to love these eyes.

243485 copunter: i bite long waterdog

243322 Shay: Ah lean left, lean left, lean leeefffffftttt.

243498 trelyate: also what was up with that duck with the inner tube with the little duck head is that thing alive or not?

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243334 bug: Ah, the old Spicy Nachos, I see.

243391 WannaBee: @dangerkeith3000 some pain yes, but that just seems excessive.

243466 dangerkeith3000: @Christina I agree. To have it make sense, use the subjuctive. Or add "the fact that" instead of just "that" and keep the indicative since now it's a fact. Either way works. Thanks!

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Score:
1060
 
 Hosebag: Need LASERS!
 DrinkMixMan: Uh...good for them, I guess?
 msmstud: 1. "The North American Hopping Ginger drinks another soul, and will be sated for the week." 2. "If you think our pic is awesome, I just have to brag: afterwards she left the boots on. During....you know. *grinning wink*."
 A duck: Hey internet. Just, uh, getting a picture with MY GIRLFRIEND, no big deal.
 Cami: Is it family portrait day on aggro-gator?
 ClockworkJackalope: Cute couple. I hope they were happy and still are.
 Borkf: Nothing wrong here except some poorly thought out framing.
 SomeCanadian: The folds of the backdrop on the floor bother me for some reason.
 Knice: Looks like that dude's about to fall victim to some sick Muay Thai skillz.
 Mr. Butt: Mall photography and people in love are both RAD as fuck. Let's get this thing to 1000.
Image 155309   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Jack Daniels
Score:
457
 
 SomeCanadian: @WTF "What" ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in What?
 WTF: @SomeCanadian What's it called now?
 SomeCanadian: @addend Spaceship at it's finest
 addend: vv Aaaaarrrrggghh!
 addend: vv Wrote "c/r/o/p", not "crop". Blame the switcherino.
 addend: Next time, whack off the kid from the pic.
Image 155308   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Wumph Morms
Score:
355
 
 jazzjunkie: This is Tranquility Base. The Eagle has landed. Jesus H. Christ, Houston. We're on the fucking moon. Over.
 mwoody: @DrinkMixMan Aye, that's what I meant by "either left out or radio transmission cut". The jury is out. ;)
 KingTrebek: If the government spent money efficiently they would have faked the moon landing.
 DrinkMixMan: @mwoody I believe Armstrong is on record as having meant to say "small step for A man"
 LaeMi: @Whatever - Silly NASA! I guess they thought there would be plenty of opportunity get some more footage any time later. :-/
 LaeMi: Faaaaaaaake. (Not)
 msmstud: @Whatever -- My prior snark was for you.
 msmstud: Just add a semicolon and get over it.
 Whatever: Sadly NASA deleted the original source footage of the Moon landing so we only have copies crudely made for tv broadcast
 mwoody: That phrase is remarkable to me: it's so prevalent in the collective mind that most people don't even realize it's nonsensical. (He either left out or radio transmission cut the "a" between "for" and "man").
 ClockworkJackalope: :: looks at watch and waits for " it was a hoax " dude::
 Greek Fire: "HOLY SHIT MAN WALKS ON FUCKING MOON"
 Mr. Whiskers: Stolen from a ski-lodge bar in Aspen
Image 155307   01-09-17   Uploaded by    professional
Score:
327
 
 addend: Have they been found yet?
 Headoftheclass: Screw Mars! We're going to Tatooine!
 ClockworkJackalope: A bad, bad land
 Knice: Looks like a fun place to sprain your ankle.
 scribbs: It's actually a "staycation," the shack they live in is just out of shot.
Image 155306   01-09-17   Uploaded by    froggyfresh
Score:
626
 
 BeagleMan44: The VirginMobile 2.0
 msmstud: Chicks dig my sousaphone.
 SpaceCow: A young Dwight pimps out his parents minivan.
 ClockworkJackalope: Be proud of what you do well
 tib gubb: goon alert!
 fanny: #36995 has a pretty sweet ride.
 scribbs: You should see what comes out of the spit valve.
 Knice: This can only be started with the spiciest of keychains.
 itskando: Young Matt Damon
 hajjpodge: Butt van Horn @Zukero
 Zukero: Hornhorn ?
Image 155305   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Peach Toddler
Score:
536
 
 msmstud: Non-denominational holiday lizard wishes you a satisfactory December.
 Peach: Digging the heart-shaped lights in the background. This is a REALLY good pet portrait, I have to say.
 hearsegirl: fringed leaf gecko. reptilian rad.
 hearsegirl: I saved 15% on christmas wrapping by taking it to Gecko.
 Xeno: This Santa just walks down the chimney...and licks his eyeballs.
 ClockworkJackalope: " you gift wrapped the dragon balls? Really?"
 Sheikhjahbooty: The next time I play a fantasy game the dragon is going to do this, gift wrap its whole hoard and not open the boxes until it's forgotten which treasure is in which box.
 scribbs: "Well, my wife does taxidermy, so I got her a do-it-yourself handbag for Christmas."
 jochenau: Boop: the gift that keeps on giving
 thecraftywolf: merry chrisssssstmassssss
Image 155304   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Oh Don Piano
Score:
506
 
 msmstud: @Headoftheclass -- Nah, real men felch--er--go to Felch Township, Michigan.
 msmstud: @Nope -- So, no "rainbow kiss", then?
 Prostata: gave er the ol' P&M last night, ya boyo
 WTF: I think they used to have these in International Falls, MN.
 Marsh Darsh: There is a pump n munch in rising city Nebraska. I laugh Every Time I drive past it.
 MasterTwig: Oh damn. This place is less than a quarter mile from my house.
 Headoftheclass: Simultaneously?
 ClockworkJackalope: Gigity
 Bast Relief: Describes my Saturday night yeah.
 Mr. Whiskers: Could be worse...could say "Papa 'n' Roach"
 Nope: Ewwwwww munch THEN pump
 scribbs: It looks like it should be a gas station & convenience store, but really it's just a pumpkin stand run by the Lollypop Guild.
 Knice: My signature dance move. It's like 'Pop & lock,' but more awkward.
Image 155303   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Oh Don Piano
Score:
579
 
 Spazstatic: @scribbs looks like it should be called a ghost fish
 scribbs: Zombie fish are cute!
 Knice: Basscot
Image 155302   01-09-17   Uploaded by    White Male
Score:
164
 
 Musician: The Thing That Ate His Dignity
 SomeCanadian: @Fanny.
 AverageJoe: uncle granpa when he was young
 Mr. Butt: Otamatone?
 Zukero: Needs more blurring. Waaay more.
Image 155301   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Morn Bumbies
Score:
241
 
 Cami: Wow! So fire! Much hot! Many smokes!
 Cami: The most goodest match on the whole archipelago.
 jochenau: Damproof: perfect for sticking into a dam to keep your village from being destroyed by a colossal flood!
 Knice: Ooh, *extra* choicest!
 jazzjunkie: Ceci n'est pas une pipe.
Image 155300   01-09-17   Uploaded by    manlyman
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