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254161  DrNinjaman: grilledsloinwww.theonionburgerits-not-a-crack-house-its-a-crack-home-1819583284

254161  DrNinjaman: The Onion did it better

254161  Shay: Home is where the heart fails.

254145  fanny: does anyone else see the William H Macy resemblance?

254149  addend: #254156 proved it.

254142  Laree: (Hopefully not) Username/upload combo

254148  Darmstadtium: This PG version of Seven is weird

254161  addend: Ha, ha, hard drugs, addiction, and violent crime. HA HA.

254162  Side Boob: Blep

254160  Urn BooUrn: I'm going to need you to stay late. We really need to catch that red dot.

254085  Bill Rye: this malicious spider will come for us all!

254146  addend: Meme game on fleek.

254107  Bill Rye: BEEP BOOP

254153  Whatever: I want to feed the little furball to test that theory about cats having nine lives

254154  Whatever: Cmon man, the gator is obviously registered to vote, and is a Trump supporter

254163  a robot: what

254156  Whatever: Perhaps you are not looking hard enough

254149  Bill Rye: mamma mia

254159  Teechur: Why he gots a tie on up there? #254160

254158  Side Boob: I should buy a boat.

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2. Mad Collager
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5. Not A Bot
6. DrNinjaman
7. Shay
8. WTF
9. Mr Bleak
10. dangerkeith3000



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254041 Mr Bleak: Since you are what you eat, is a cannibal the victim of crime?

253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

254085 Bill Rye: this malicious spider will come for us all!

253821 Wooden Spoon: @Laree: of course its found in Australia.



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hoobleton uploaded 253899 (849 points)
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Gringos uploaded 253843 (820 points)
Borm Pumpies uploaded 253679 (804 points)
trucker uploaded 253886 (786 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 253717 (786 points)
bookcase uploaded 254003 (785 points)
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 5. dangerkeith3000: 2944 points
 6. Annoying Vegan : 2574 points
 7. Gomi Day: 2318 points
 8. cannabis: 1946 points
 9. Jonananathan: 1941 points
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11. tears as lube: 1783 points
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Score:
1060
 
 Hosebag: Need LASERS!
 DrinkMixMan: Uh...good for them, I guess?
 msmstud: 1. "The North American Hopping Ginger drinks another soul, and will be sated for the week." 2. "If you think our pic is awesome, I just have to brag: afterwards she left the boots on. During....you know. *grinning wink*."
 A duck: Hey internet. Just, uh, getting a picture with MY GIRLFRIEND, no big deal.
 Cami: Is it family portrait day on aggro-gator?
 ClockworkJackalope: Cute couple. I hope they were happy and still are.
 Borkf: Nothing wrong here except some poorly thought out framing.
 SomeCanadian: The folds of the backdrop on the floor bother me for some reason.
 Knice: Looks like that dude's about to fall victim to some sick Muay Thai skillz.
 Mr. Butt: Mall photography and people in love are both RAD as fuck. Let's get this thing to 1000.
Image 155309   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Jack Daniels
Score:
457
 
 SomeCanadian: @WTF "What" ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in What?
 WTF: @SomeCanadian What's it called now?
 SomeCanadian: @addend Spaceship at it's finest
 addend: vv Aaaaarrrrggghh!
 addend: vv Wrote "c/r/o/p", not "crop". Blame the switcherino.
 addend: Next time, whack off the kid from the pic.
Image 155308   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Wumph Morms
Score:
355
 
 jazzjunkie: This is Tranquility Base. The Eagle has landed. Jesus H. Christ, Houston. We're on the fucking moon. Over.
 mwoody: @DrinkMixMan Aye, that's what I meant by "either left out or radio transmission cut". The jury is out. ;)
 KingTrebek: If the government spent money efficiently they would have faked the moon landing.
 DrinkMixMan: @mwoody I believe Armstrong is on record as having meant to say "small step for A man"
 LaeMi: @Whatever - Silly NASA! I guess they thought there would be plenty of opportunity get some more footage any time later. :-/
 LaeMi: Faaaaaaaake. (Not)
 msmstud: @Whatever -- My prior snark was for you.
 msmstud: Just add a semicolon and get over it.
 Whatever: Sadly NASA deleted the original source footage of the Moon landing so we only have copies crudely made for tv broadcast
 mwoody: That phrase is remarkable to me: it's so prevalent in the collective mind that most people don't even realize it's nonsensical. (He either left out or radio transmission cut the "a" between "for" and "man").
 ClockworkJackalope: :: looks at watch and waits for " it was a hoax " dude::
 Greek Fire: "HOLY SHIT MAN WALKS ON FUCKING MOON"
 Mr. Whiskers: Stolen from a ski-lodge bar in Aspen
Image 155307   01-09-17   Uploaded by    professional
Score:
327
 
 addend: Have they been found yet?
 Headoftheclass: Screw Mars! We're going to Tatooine!
 ClockworkJackalope: A bad, bad land
 Knice: Looks like a fun place to sprain your ankle.
 scribbs: It's actually a "staycation," the shack they live in is just out of shot.
Image 155306   01-09-17   Uploaded by    froggyfresh
Score:
626
 
 BeagleMan44: The VirginMobile 2.0
 msmstud: Chicks dig my sousaphone.
 SpaceCow: A young Dwight pimps out his parents minivan.
 ClockworkJackalope: Be proud of what you do well
 tib gubb: goon alert!
 fanny: #36995 has a pretty sweet ride.
 scribbs: You should see what comes out of the spit valve.
 Knice: This can only be started with the spiciest of keychains.
 itskando: Young Matt Damon
 hajjpodge: Butt van Horn @Zukero
 Zukero: Hornhorn ?
Image 155305   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Peach Toddler
Score:
536
 
 msmstud: Non-denominational holiday lizard wishes you a satisfactory December.
 Peach: Digging the heart-shaped lights in the background. This is a REALLY good pet portrait, I have to say.
 hearsegirl: fringed leaf gecko. reptilian rad.
 hearsegirl: I saved 15% on christmas wrapping by taking it to Gecko.
 Xeno: This Santa just walks down the chimney...and licks his eyeballs.
 ClockworkJackalope: " you gift wrapped the dragon balls? Really?"
 Sheikhjahbooty: The next time I play a fantasy game the dragon is going to do this, gift wrap its whole hoard and not open the boxes until it's forgotten which treasure is in which box.
 scribbs: "Well, my wife does taxidermy, so I got her a do-it-yourself handbag for Christmas."
 jochenau: Boop: the gift that keeps on giving
 thecraftywolf: merry chrisssssstmassssss
Image 155304   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Oh Don Piano
Score:
506
 
 msmstud: @Headoftheclass -- Nah, real men felch--er--go to Felch Township, Michigan.
 msmstud: @Nope -- So, no "rainbow kiss", then?
 Prostata: gave er the ol' P&M last night, ya boyo
 WTF: I think they used to have these in International Falls, MN.
 Marsh Darsh: There is a pump n munch in rising city Nebraska. I laugh Every Time I drive past it.
 MasterTwig: Oh damn. This place is less than a quarter mile from my house.
 Headoftheclass: Simultaneously?
 ClockworkJackalope: Gigity
 Bast Relief: Describes my Saturday night yeah.
 Mr. Whiskers: Could be worse...could say "Papa 'n' Roach"
 Nope: Ewwwwww munch THEN pump
 scribbs: It looks like it should be a gas station & convenience store, but really it's just a pumpkin stand run by the Lollypop Guild.
 Knice: My signature dance move. It's like 'Pop & lock,' but more awkward.
Image 155303   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Oh Don Piano
Score:
612
 
 Spazstatic: @scribbs looks like it should be called a ghost fish
 scribbs: Zombie fish are cute!
 Knice: Basscot
Image 155302   01-09-17   Uploaded by    White Male
Score:
164
 
 Musician: The Thing That Ate His Dignity
 SomeCanadian: @Fanny.
 AverageJoe: uncle granpa when he was young
 Mr. Butt: Otamatone?
 Zukero: Needs more blurring. Waaay more.
Image 155301   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Morn Bumbies
Score:
241
 
 Cami: Wow! So fire! Much hot! Many smokes!
 Cami: The most goodest match on the whole archipelago.
 jochenau: Damproof: perfect for sticking into a dam to keep your village from being destroyed by a colossal flood!
 Knice: Ooh, *extra* choicest!
 jazzjunkie: Ceci n'est pas une pipe.
Image 155300   01-09-17   Uploaded by    manlyman
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