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175438  Scoo: The driver was crushed horrifically but - haha! - we can make syrup jokes!

175445  Scoo: Kids today probably won't ever know the struggle of tilling a field with a plowshare, either. Technology is always improving.

175439  E. HONDA: but who updates this updater?

175447  scribbs: While it looks like an efficient kitchen, even making a slice of toast is a colossal pain in the ass.

175402  fanny: RAD because my grandma had this on a refrigerator magnet, now that magnet is on my fridge

175413  Niels Bohr: @Mr. Shine did you ever head out on the highway looking for adventure?

175421  Niels Bohr: But what if they have candy? Didn't think of that didya sign?

175442  Mr. Butt: same

175438  Derp Herpigan: Now this is... *puts on sunglasses* a sticky situation

175441  ch: Danger Dog has re-used the costume. It's not an inexpensive costume, and the department's budget is tight with the new top brass.

175440  Derp Herpigan: Well, one of us is gonna have to change.

175441  ch: DANGER DOG dresses like a banana slug on the docks to case out the impending drug deal / DANGER DOG fills out the department's paperwork with a tenacious endlessly-unquenched zeal / DAAAAANNNNNNGERRRRRR DOGGGGGGGGGG / EPISODE FORTY-SEVEN: DANGER DOG AND THE UNSUSPECTING CRIMINALS POSING AS NATURE ENTHUSIASTS

175445  Derp Herpigan: I mean they could download an older version of solitaire to experience that.

175446  Derp Herpigan: My childhood.

175442  Ulillillia: Purple user mascot.

175449  Derp Herpigan: Hey, one could easily steal that soap, make a clean getaway.

175450  Derp Herpigan: There's no way that's an airport. No airport is quiet enough for sleeping infants.

175413  Mr. Shine: @Spazstatic a LOT. I also drove it from Columbus,OH to Aliquippa, PA in 2:30. According to Google, it should have taken 3:10

15387  Urn BooUrn: Dirty pool.

175440  Robespierre: Interesting ... same shirt, same hair, same galsses, same beard ... and neither of them is freaking out.

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175218 Dr. Bathroom: Is this at PABT? That seems about right.

175395 Borkf: Nobody wins.

175409 Hosebag: @hearsegirl Of course. It helps the conductivity.

175352 Zampano: My hometown has a drive thru liquor store. Never understood it. Everyone knows drinking and driving is wrong, but sometimes you just gotta get from point A to point B with a little detour thru point OWI...

175280 sparename: Is this before or after my black coffee and cigarettes for breakfast?

175270 itskando: How to shoot your eye out, kid

175357 piranharama: Cops hide behind this sign!

175273 cenecia: Also is that kid holding a hand gun??

175408 hearsegirl: that's a wicked pisser.

175372 Spazstatic: After what we've put it through, I'm sure.



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Score:
628
 
 msmstud: Would. Vote for that man.
 DrinkMixMan: Feel the Berning Bush
 Peach: WWBD
 guest: yea ok i'll just put on my cool helmet and lower myself down into my cool cannon and fire off into cool land
Image 155292   01-09-17   Uploaded by    EndlessVanity
Score:
289
 
 Teechur: She must have spilled her drink #155273
Image 155291   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Frum Temps
Score:
323
 
 msmstud: Reminded of Alien Loves Predator.
 Commenter: damn queen, you bootiful
 Mr. Shine: DeviantArt, yeah I suspected as much.
 SomeCanadian: That ASS.
 ChubbyBuddy: so...burst out of chests here oftem?if
 duckfarts: someone has not skipped a single leg day
 dobbiesdoogs: prom night dumpster facehugger
 yev: stupid sexy xenomorph
Image 155290   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
269
 
 SpaceCow: "I'll get you next time, Superman."
 whiplash: Can't read this, I never learned cursive.
 Alkavarion: If you're gonna ding ding, I'm also gonna ding ding dong.
Image 155289   01-09-17   Uploaded by    sundragon
Score:
234
 
 BFH: I feel the need for speed. Hang on Goose.
Image 155288   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
Score:
816
 
 Cami: I love this movie because in spite of all the camp and caricatures, it was the first time I recall seeing Chinese characters in an American Movie who were just regular guys: Wang was a restauranteur who wanted to get married and his buddy Eddie was just a regular dude(who likely ended up with Margo). Two guys with love interests in a crazy situation...not monks, wandering warriors, nobody avenging the murder of their master or uncle..no cues, Mandarin caps, or bucked teeth. Just regular(ish) men.
 Cami: @Sheikhjahbooty The two best James Hong lines comes from a single scene in The Big Bang Theory where he plays a waiter named Chen: Chen: Where's your annoying little friend who thinks he speaks Mandarin? Sheldon: He's putting his needs above the collective good. [to the other guys] Sheldon: Where he (referring to Chen) comes from, that's punishable by death. Chen: *I* come from Sacramento.
 Sheikhjahbooty: Rad for James Hong. I've been watching a lot of his movies lately: The In-laws, Bladerunner, Kung Fu Panda...
 Mr. Shine: For some reason I used to think John Carpenter and James Cameron were the same person.
 WTF: "You were not brought upon this world to 'Get it'" - Lo-Pan
 whiplash: So it's true, John Carpenter IS Chuck Norris.
 Hiddentigerma: He sort of looks like sam hyde.
 SomeCanadian: Rad for Big Trouble in Little Chinatown.
 yev: look at him. he's already pierced my brain, now he's gonna hit me with a brick
Image 155287   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Unicorn
Score:
850
 
 KingTrebek: summoned by #155295
 Warrax: The hell you say?
 SpaceCow: "What is light...without dark?"
 ClockworkJackalope: So, one time a local Walmart once closed for maintenance. I drive by and find it closed, and all I could think of was this guy in a cardigan sweater, howling ' it's closed! ITS CLOSED!' Shivering in a cold day in hell. I don't know why. But there you go. A too long" dad story"
 Bast Relief: As a girl, Legend and Labryinth shaped way too much of what was to be my adult sexuality.
 Sheikhjahbooty: Rad for Tim Curry. Do you think he got this role because of Frank-N-Furter?
 whiplash: "Sure, my life is pretty great, but I look stupid when I wear a hat."
 SomeCanadian: Stupid sexy Satan.
 AverageJoe: I'm gonna make my own heaven, with blackjack and hookers
Image 155286   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
Score:
370
 
 msmstud: Exiled to the wastelands for improper collar arrangement.
 Annoying Vegan : This is fine.
 Ulillillia: I saw an Unsolved Mysteries like this
 SpaceCow: The ultimate solution to the trolley problem. Have the aliens abduct the runaway bastard.
 SomeCanadian: *BZZZTTT!!!*
 jochenau: Pounded In The Bus By E.T.
 dobbiesdoogs: that's cool, i'll wait for the next one
Image 155285   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
454
 
 msmstud: Balls!
 DrinkMixMan: Penis
 Mr. Butt: Mr. T must be around here somewhere....
 Headoftheclass: Jingle...
 SunWukong: Blush
 AverageJoe: that's the most beautiful thing I've seen today...
Image 155284   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
387
 
 ping: Something beautiful from a whole load of ordinary things.
 ClockworkJackalope: I got tooooo much Time on maaaa hands
 SomeCanadian: Had to do something with those old Watchtowers
 a sedated moose: I want to get a running start and do a belly-slide through those.
Image 155283   01-09-17   Uploaded by    AFanOfSprite
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