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169106  Theimposter: Like the movie 'rubber', but sucks more.

168872  Staida: These should be on the bottom of pizza boxes and other things we don't generally recycle

168879  Staida: When did Bada Bing become 'Ba dum tss?'

168881  Staida: Are you suggesting that we exhale the dangerous greenhouse gas CO2? How long has THIS been going on!!?!??!?!?!!!111eleven

168957  Staida: Is this descriptive of the people? Or an edict to me? Yes... I WILL bone people! Thanks Bone People!

169229  Theimposter: Why are there tentacles?

169044  Staida: People do that all the time, you really ought to be sorry about the terrible cake. Please do not apologize for that with cake.

169300  Peter Pantsless: Here's the second meanest thing I've ever done: 7th grade, sex-ed class. We all got to write an anonymous question and turn it in. I wrote "If white people have white sperm, is mine black?" Only one black kid in the class, a friend at the time. We both laughed later, but I was such an asshole

169101  Ironass: Here are sexier rocks, what this rock aspires to be #150177

169291  Bast Relief: Wow I haven't seen Salad Fingers in a long time.

169139  Staida: But not your talent

169299  Peter Pantsless: I mean I've eaten dog food before, but I just stabbed across the outside with a knife until stuff came out. Being poor is a skill

169043  apoxia: All I've found in the river in my back yard is plastic bags filled with mud.

169160  Ironass: What's up,dawg?

169195  Ironass: I maded deese.

169299  Staida: First your cheap can opener breaks, next it will be that cheap drill. There's a lesson in this.

169079  apoxia: Why the fuck did I train for 9 years to be a clinical psychologist!!

169266  Staida: Just plug right in to the ethernope port

169273  Staida: they are good dogs brent

169280  Staida: There better be at least one track featuring Duke Silver

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169229 Theimposter: Why are there tentacles?

169255 Mr Blah Blah: So this is how Margret Frigidaire tests to see if the pasta is ready.

169218 ch: This was the role that got John Hodgman those Apple commercials

169145 a robot: Organ-Player-Bot always was a little preachy :/

169121 Nwcorset: @tokyopig it wasn't just run of the mill cruelty. He tortured dogs for fun. A very sick individual.

169200 Suburbanmom: SO glad that it is still cool to be a virgin!

169220 El Barto: Semantics.

169249 Teechur: @funny in the wall I have had limited experience with ferrets, so I will bow to your knowledge. I had a cat that would crap on top of my car and try to cover it up. Star scratches all over the roof. Asscat.

169266 Staida: Just plug right in to the ethernope port

169177 antipatterns: Freud called it the "death instinct" but yes there are hedonistic times ahead



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Score:
628
 
 msmstud: Would. Vote for that man.
 DrinkMixMan: Feel the Berning Bush
 Peach: WWBD
 guest: yea ok i'll just put on my cool helmet and lower myself down into my cool cannon and fire off into cool land
Image 155292   01-09-17   Uploaded by    EndlessVanity
Score:
289
 
 Teechur: She must have spilled her drink #155273
Image 155291   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Frum Temps
Score:
323
 
 msmstud: Reminded of Alien Loves Predator.
 Commenter: damn queen, you bootiful
 Mr. Shine: DeviantArt, yeah I suspected as much.
 SomeCanadian: That ASS.
 ChubbyBuddy: so...burst out of chests here oftem?if
 duckfarts: someone has not skipped a single leg day
 dobbiesdoogs: prom night dumpster facehugger
 yev: stupid sexy xenomorph
Image 155290   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
269
 
 SpaceCow: "I'll get you next time, Superman."
 whiplash: Can't read this, I never learned cursive.
 Alkavarion: If you're gonna ding ding, I'm also gonna ding ding dong.
Image 155289   01-09-17   Uploaded by    sundragon
Score:
234
 
 BFH: I feel the need for speed. Hang on Goose.
Image 155288   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
Score:
816
 
 Cami: I love this movie because in spite of all the camp and caricatures, it was the first time I recall seeing Chinese characters in an American Movie who were just regular guys: Wang was a restauranteur who wanted to get married and his buddy Eddie was just a regular dude(who likely ended up with Margo). Two guys with love interests in a crazy situation...not monks, wandering warriors, nobody avenging the murder of their master or uncle..no cues, Mandarin caps, or bucked teeth. Just regular(ish) men.
 Cami: @Sheikhjahbooty The two best James Hong lines comes from a single scene in The Big Bang Theory where he plays a waiter named Chen: Chen: Where's your annoying little friend who thinks he speaks Mandarin? Sheldon: He's putting his needs above the collective good. [to the other guys] Sheldon: Where he (referring to Chen) comes from, that's punishable by death. Chen: *I* come from Sacramento.
 Sheikhjahbooty: Rad for James Hong. I've been watching a lot of his movies lately: The In-laws, Bladerunner, Kung Fu Panda...
 Mr. Shine: For some reason I used to think John Carpenter and James Cameron were the same person.
 WTF: "You were not brought upon this world to 'Get it'" - Lo-Pan
 whiplash: So it's true, John Carpenter IS Chuck Norris.
 Hiddentigerma: He sort of looks like sam hyde.
 SomeCanadian: Rad for Big Trouble in Little Chinatown.
 yev: look at him. he's already pierced my brain, now he's gonna hit me with a brick
Image 155287   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Unicorn
Score:
850
 
 KingTrebek: summoned by #155295
 Warrax: The hell you say?
 SpaceCow: "What is light...without dark?"
 ClockworkJackalope: So, one time a local Walmart once closed for maintenance. I drive by and find it closed, and all I could think of was this guy in a cardigan sweater, howling ' it's closed! ITS CLOSED!' Shivering in a cold day in hell. I don't know why. But there you go. A too long" dad story"
 Bast Relief: As a girl, Legend and Labryinth shaped way too much of what was to be my adult sexuality.
 Sheikhjahbooty: Rad for Tim Curry. Do you think he got this role because of Frank-N-Furter?
 whiplash: "Sure, my life is pretty great, but I look stupid when I wear a hat."
 SomeCanadian: Stupid sexy Satan.
 AverageJoe: I'm gonna make my own heaven, with blackjack and hookers
Image 155286   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
Score:
370
 
 msmstud: Exiled to the wastelands for improper collar arrangement.
 Annoying Vegan : This is fine.
 Ulillillia: I saw an Unsolved Mysteries like this
 SpaceCow: The ultimate solution to the trolley problem. Have the aliens abduct the runaway bastard.
 SomeCanadian: *BZZZTTT!!!*
 jochenau: Pounded In The Bus By E.T.
 dobbiesdoogs: that's cool, i'll wait for the next one
Image 155285   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
454
 
 msmstud: Balls!
 DrinkMixMan: Penis
 Mr. Butt: Mr. T must be around here somewhere....
 Headoftheclass: Jingle...
 SunWukong: Blush
 AverageJoe: that's the most beautiful thing I've seen today...
Image 155284   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
387
 
 ping: Something beautiful from a whole load of ordinary things.
 ClockworkJackalope: I got tooooo much Time on maaaa hands
 SomeCanadian: Had to do something with those old Watchtowers
 a sedated moose: I want to get a running start and do a belly-slide through those.
Image 155283   01-09-17   Uploaded by    AFanOfSprite
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