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163345  Dresdenkeogh: One wan one, won Wan's one one.

163345  guest: I think that that 'that' that that guy used actually should have been a 'which.'

163333  duchaschmeremol: Never forget those that gave their lives in service of a government that blows up inhabited [put any geographic designation here]

163318  Dresdenkeogh: @Knice @Lestrange *cassowary pun*

163343  bug: What am I looking at? Is your phone pregnant?

163331  Dresdenkeogh: @WaffleIron awwwwww yis

163336  fanny: @fanny i found a picture i'll upload, but not as cool without music

163339  WTF: A little more humane than hitting mice with mallets...

163335  duchaschmeremol: another failed c-ring design

163313  SunWukong: I see a giant spider. But that happens a lot.

163341  Knice: I'm guessing this story was told to many medical professionals.

163316  ch: seal in the basket / please talk free / the door is locked / just you and me / can i take you to a restaurant / that's got glass tables / you can watch yourself / while you are eating

163342  Knice: This course should be mandatory.

163317  ch: why can't I, hold all this toast?

163339  fanny: ahh... so THIS is how the MeowMix jingle is played!

163334  Mexico: Don't diss my friends, lady.

163337  Mexico: The Soviet Union's most righteous half pipe.

163325  ch: where is my giant shoe

163340  Mexico: Rosehip and I would make the perfect couple who stay together out of inertia and crippling fear of dying alone.

163332  ch: there you are mister! you got a hecka lot of chores to do today!

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Score:
816
 
 Cami: I love this movie because in spite of all the camp and caricatures, it was the first time I recall seeing Chinese characters in an American Movie who were just regular guys: Wang was a restauranteur who wanted to get married and his buddy Eddie was just a regular dude(who likely ended up with Margo). Two guys with love interests in a crazy situation...not monks, wandering warriors, nobody avenging the murder of their master or uncle..no cues, Mandarin caps, or bucked teeth. Just regular(ish) men.
 Cami: @Sheikhjahbooty The two best James Hong lines comes from a single scene in The Big Bang Theory where he plays a waiter named Chen: Chen: Where's your annoying little friend who thinks he speaks Mandarin? Sheldon: He's putting his needs above the collective good. [to the other guys] Sheldon: Where he (referring to Chen) comes from, that's punishable by death. Chen: *I* come from Sacramento.
 Sheikhjahbooty: Rad for James Hong. I've been watching a lot of his movies lately: The In-laws, Bladerunner, Kung Fu Panda...
 Mr. Shine: For some reason I used to think John Carpenter and James Cameron were the same person.
 WTF: "You were not brought upon this world to 'Get it'" - Lo-Pan
 whiplash: So it's true, John Carpenter IS Chuck Norris.
 Hiddentigerma: He sort of looks like sam hyde.
 SomeCanadian: Rad for Big Trouble in Little Chinatown.
 yev: look at him. he's already pierced my brain, now he's gonna hit me with a brick
Image 155287   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Unicorn
Score:
850
 
 KingTrebek: summoned by #155295
 Warrax: The hell you say?
 SpaceCow: "What is light...without dark?"
 ClockworkJackalope: So, one time a local Walmart once closed for maintenance. I drive by and find it closed, and all I could think of was this guy in a cardigan sweater, howling ' it's closed! ITS CLOSED!' Shivering in a cold day in hell. I don't know why. But there you go. A too long" dad story"
 Bast Relief: As a girl, Legend and Labryinth shaped way too much of what was to be my adult sexuality.
 Sheikhjahbooty: Rad for Tim Curry. Do you think he got this role because of Frank-N-Furter?
 whiplash: "Sure, my life is pretty great, but I look stupid when I wear a hat."
 SomeCanadian: Stupid sexy Satan.
 AverageJoe: I'm gonna make my own heaven, with blackjack and hookers
Image 155286   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
Score:
370
 
 msmstud: Exiled to the wastelands for improper collar arrangement.
 Annoying Vegan : This is fine.
 Ulillillia: I saw an Unsolved Mysteries like this
 SpaceCow: The ultimate solution to the trolley problem. Have the aliens abduct the runaway bastard.
 SomeCanadian: *BZZZTTT!!!*
 jochenau: Pounded In The Bus By E.T.
 dobbiesdoogs: that's cool, i'll wait for the next one
Image 155285   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
454
 
 msmstud: Balls!
 DrinkMixMan: Penis
 Mr. Butt: Mr. T must be around here somewhere....
 Headoftheclass: Jingle...
 SunWukong: Blush
 AverageJoe: that's the most beautiful thing I've seen today...
Image 155284   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
387
 
 ping: Something beautiful from a whole load of ordinary things.
 ClockworkJackalope: I got tooooo much Time on maaaa hands
 SomeCanadian: Had to do something with those old Watchtowers
 a sedated moose: I want to get a running start and do a belly-slide through those.
Image 155283   01-09-17   Uploaded by    AFanOfSprite
Score:
710
 
 BAMF: Fresh out of Bort!
 ClockworkJackalope: Bort! bort! bort! :: flings fish at other muppets::
 a robot: That's ok, I wanted an Itchy and Scratchy Land Bort license plate, not whatever this Kwik-E-Mart crap is.
 SomeCanadian: We're out of Bort license plates! I repeat, we are out of Bort license plates.
 jochenau: They're good badges Bort.
 AverageJoe: are you talking to me? no, my son is also named Bort
 duckfarts: a bort! a bort!
 WaffleIron: Here's to you, Brian and Bort, rest forever here in our mart. The last and final nametag is yours.
Image 155282   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
495
 
 Ulillillia: Butthorn Studios
 Lestrange: Spelled correctly. Rad.
 ChubbyBuddy: excellent, now where did i leave my funnel
 SunWukong: I LIKE TUBHORN!
 Scoo: I see you got the small size
 WaffleIron: I'm more pro-depressants.
Image 155281   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
401
 
 SomeCanadian: @WTF Urectum.
 Mr. Butt: Amateur.
 WTF: @SomeCanadian What's it called now?
 grizzly: It's pronounced Uranus.
 SomeCanadian: That's why astronomers rename Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all.
 duckfarts: you can fit a lot of mercury in there too, but it's not recommended
 Musician: Maybe Urmommasanus
 WaffleIron: Thanks for noticing! I've been working out!
 Peter Pantsless: Go to Hell, it's way more than that
Image 155280   01-09-17   Uploaded by    bbbrandon
Score:
446
 
 msmstud: @carpwoman @WaffleIron -- The nature of cats indicts their caretakers as at least partially masochistic. Hurts so good.
 WaffleIron: @carpwoman : for reference I was quoting another image - I think all kitties are special and lovable and deserving of snuggles. Tortie's are definitly my favourite as well.
 carpwoman: @msmstud - My old cat Lurleen was a tortie full of tortitude! She made it to 21, old gal gave me everything she had to give. Bless her kitteh soul.
 msmstud: @Lestrange @Scoo @carpwoman @Scoo -- It's a tri-color (tortoiseshell is the term I prefer, but in the U.S. this cat might be called Calico), so you can expect tortie-tude.
 Scoo: My cat IS an asshole; doesn't mean I don't love him any less
 Lestrange: And MY cat isn't an asshole either
 carpwoman: And my cat's not an asshole.
 carpwoman: And my cat's not an asshole.
 carpwoman: Well there were three photos in the series and 2 didnt make the front page. Tune in later when my collage is posted.
 BeagleMan44: Cat in the box!
 WaffleIron: "I'm an asshole; I wear cardboard"
 Scoo: Mail-order Asshole
Image 155279   01-09-17   Uploaded by    carpwoman
Score:
478
 
 mammal883: I was dismissive of "A Bug's Life" when it first came out, I didn't think Pixar was going to amount to much. Now that I'm seeing Hopper in 4K, i'm thinking that I should give it another chance...
Image 155278   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
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