Aggro-Gator is a socially-progressive site. We do not accept comments or images which are racist, sexist, or politically hostile. We're here to have fun, not to argue or antagonize. Read our mission statement if you're new here!



243537  Springbok: @jochenau Literally 8,001

243539  Springbok: I bet he likes Oreos.

243540  Springbok: I always knew Elf on the Shelf had some crooked shit going on

243542  Springbok: Too many churros

243543  Side Boob: This is fake news. Theres no money flying into his wallet. Everything else is spot on :P

243534  Bagels: the kitty is watching and sees all

243537  jochenau: That's like...8,000 dicks.

243544  OldKentuckyShark: @ignatz if you do cocaine during sex, yes

243541  jochenau: @Air Biscuit Or possibly mold.

243543  jochenau: @ignatz His orangeness wouldn't bother me so much if those areas at least matched.

243527  tib gubb: *fascism intensifies*

243536  Air Biscuit: Musical.

243388  XLY: omg I want one!!

243501  Chest Rockwell: Sad.

243541  Air Biscuit: Winter is coming.

243538  Annoying Vegan : Criminy, clean your lens

243527  Chest Rockwell: Stop drinking.

243420  XLY: if you're cold they're cold, bring them inside

243485  copunter: i bite long waterdog

243491  copunter: point goes to Mexico

Search comments:



These users have commented the most in the past 24 hours:

1. Yurishiro
2. Robespierre
3. dangerkeith3000
4. Felicity
5. tib gubb
6. Ulillillia
7. Mr. Shine
8. VeeKay
9. glenalec
10. WannaBee



The top ten most commented-on images today:

243474 raditzu: You've got to love these eyes.

243485 copunter: i bite long waterdog

243322 Shay: Ah lean left, lean left, lean leeefffffftttt.

243498 trelyate: also what was up with that duck with the inner tube with the little duck head is that thing alive or not?

243411 antipatterns: Yikes, Scoob.

243340 Xeno: An AT-MT?

243334 bug: Ah, the old Spicy Nachos, I see.

243391 WannaBee: @dangerkeith3000 some pain yes, but that just seems excessive.

243466 dangerkeith3000: @Christina I agree. To have it make sense, use the subjuctive. Or add "the fact that" instead of just "that" and keep the indicative since now it's a fact. Either way works. Thanks!

243341 Mad Collager: Log is self-conscious about its weight. See? It won't even step on the scale.



The highest-scored images of the past 48 hours:

Brain uploaded 243211 (1189 points)
Supermansbrother uploaded 243309 (1170 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 243144 (1070 points)
Snow Plow uploaded 243233 (1068 points)
Yurishiro uploaded 243323 (1051 points)
johnnyc uploaded 243153 (1035 points)
Mr. Shine uploaded 243231 (1014 points)
skatermario uploaded 243248 (1009 points)
WannaBee uploaded 243230 (984 points)
sorghum uploaded 243336 (968 points)
Mustyrats uploaded 243256 (965 points)
gulpeg uploaded 243339 (954 points)
bubbles uploaded 243447 (942 points)
AceOfSpades uploaded 243367 (940 points)
sergeant uploaded 243261 (940 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. Supermansbrother: 19161 points
 2. WannaBee: 10264 points
 3. Yurishiro: 6369 points
 4. Side Boob: 5276 points
 5. Annoying Vegan : 4377 points
 6. Mr. Shine: 3353 points
 7. Not A Bot: 3156 points
 8. skatermario: 2490 points
 9. meh: 2405 points
10. ChubbyBuddy: 2156 points
11. ratwa: 2121 points
12. E. HONDA: 2090 points
13. Dobly: 2078 points
14. foreversmug: 2031 points
15. fink: 2004 points
Only 79 out of 4800+ users have pledged $1 or more to Aggro-Gator. We need your tiny donation to cover our costs.

The site is being funded out of our own pockets, and we're one of the only sites explicitly dedicated to anti-racist, anti-sexist, safe-for-work content. Here's how you can help us stay open.


These features are only available for users ranked purple.

View all comments of the past 24 hours

Edit your own comments

Top 50 images of all time

(NEW!) 1000+ point images of the past 7 days

Purple users can also display more information on user profile pages, and flag problem users for disagreeable comments/images.



Users ranked blue or green have a customized page showing their uploads, as well as other images they have marked as favorites.You aren't logged in. You can get your own user page by logging in!

Here's a random example of a user page: Air-Biscuit.aggro-gator.com

Today's weirdo item:

Updates once an hour.

Current queue length: 563
Registered users online in past hour: 2330

Average image score (last 24 hours): 395

Total number of comments: 1299138
Total number of images: 243521



To link to another image in a comment, type # before the image name, like this: #36995

To notify another user that you've responded to them, type @ before their name, like this: @Freddie Mercury

Uploads are queued. Your image(s) will not be posted immediately, but will usually show up in the feed within 12 hours (max 24h.)



The higher your ranking, the more features you can access. Purple-ranked users are able to moderate comments and images.

Avoid being flagged as a racist, creep, or whiner. If other users flag you as one or more of these, your ranking will suffer.

Reposts are part of life. If you visit often you may see the same image twice. No one needs to be notified that you've seen something already.

Moonmoon's FAQ: #1

Moonmoon's FAQ: #2

RANKINGS:

Best Worst

Improve your ranking by receiving (+) on your comment, uploading new images, and inviting new users. The XP needed for each rank goes up daily, so keep up, or you'll fall behind!

The elusive purple rank is available to the most prodigious commenters and uploaders. If you lack the time or effort to comment and upload, you can become purple by supporting our fund-raiser.

XP algorithm last updated 1/23/17 -- Moonmoon

XP needed for blue ranking: 117151
XP needed for green ranking: 39474
XP needed for yellow ranking: 0

You need to register an account and log in to see your rank.


Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.



 



 

 



 
Score:
850
 
 KingTrebek: summoned by #155295
 Warrax: The hell you say?
 SpaceCow: "What is light...without dark?"
 ClockworkJackalope: So, one time a local Walmart once closed for maintenance. I drive by and find it closed, and all I could think of was this guy in a cardigan sweater, howling ' it's closed! ITS CLOSED!' Shivering in a cold day in hell. I don't know why. But there you go. A too long" dad story"
 Bast Relief: As a girl, Legend and Labryinth shaped way too much of what was to be my adult sexuality.
 Sheikhjahbooty: Rad for Tim Curry. Do you think he got this role because of Frank-N-Furter?
 whiplash: "Sure, my life is pretty great, but I look stupid when I wear a hat."
 SomeCanadian: Stupid sexy Satan.
 AverageJoe: I'm gonna make my own heaven, with blackjack and hookers
Image 155286   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
Score:
370
 
 msmstud: Exiled to the wastelands for improper collar arrangement.
 Annoying Vegan : This is fine.
 Ulillillia: I saw an Unsolved Mysteries like this
 SpaceCow: The ultimate solution to the trolley problem. Have the aliens abduct the runaway bastard.
 SomeCanadian: *BZZZTTT!!!*
 jochenau: Pounded In The Bus By E.T.
 dobbiesdoogs: that's cool, i'll wait for the next one
Image 155285   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
454
 
 msmstud: Balls!
 DrinkMixMan: Penis
 Mr. Butt: Mr. T must be around here somewhere....
 Headoftheclass: Jingle...
 SunWukong: Blush
 AverageJoe: that's the most beautiful thing I've seen today...
Image 155284   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
387
 
 ping: Something beautiful from a whole load of ordinary things.
 ClockworkJackalope: I got tooooo much Time on maaaa hands
 SomeCanadian: Had to do something with those old Watchtowers
 a sedated moose: I want to get a running start and do a belly-slide through those.
Image 155283   01-09-17   Uploaded by    AFanOfSprite
Score:
710
 
 BAMF: Fresh out of Bort!
 ClockworkJackalope: Bort! bort! bort! :: flings fish at other muppets::
 a robot: That's ok, I wanted an Itchy and Scratchy Land Bort license plate, not whatever this Kwik-E-Mart crap is.
 SomeCanadian: We're out of Bort license plates! I repeat, we are out of Bort license plates.
 jochenau: They're good badges Bort.
 AverageJoe: are you talking to me? no, my son is also named Bort
 duckfarts: a bort! a bort!
 WaffleIron: Here's to you, Brian and Bort, rest forever here in our mart. The last and final nametag is yours.
Image 155282   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
495
 
 Ulillillia: Butthorn Studios
 Lestrange: Spelled correctly. Rad.
 ChubbyBuddy: excellent, now where did i leave my funnel
 SunWukong: I LIKE TUBHORN!
 Scoo: I see you got the small size
 WaffleIron: I'm more pro-depressants.
Image 155281   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
401
 
 SomeCanadian: @WTF Urectum.
 Mr. Butt: Amateur.
 WTF: @SomeCanadian What's it called now?
 grizzly: It's pronounced Uranus.
 SomeCanadian: That's why astronomers rename Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all.
 duckfarts: you can fit a lot of mercury in there too, but it's not recommended
 Musician: Maybe Urmommasanus
 WaffleIron: Thanks for noticing! I've been working out!
 Peter Pantsless: Go to Hell, it's way more than that
Image 155280   01-09-17   Uploaded by    bbbrandon
Score:
446
 
 msmstud: @carpwoman @WaffleIron -- The nature of cats indicts their caretakers as at least partially masochistic. Hurts so good.
 WaffleIron: @carpwoman : for reference I was quoting another image - I think all kitties are special and lovable and deserving of snuggles. Tortie's are definitly my favourite as well.
 carpwoman: @msmstud - My old cat Lurleen was a tortie full of tortitude! She made it to 21, old gal gave me everything she had to give. Bless her kitteh soul.
 msmstud: @Lestrange @Scoo @carpwoman @Scoo -- It's a tri-color (tortoiseshell is the term I prefer, but in the U.S. this cat might be called Calico), so you can expect tortie-tude.
 Scoo: My cat IS an asshole; doesn't mean I don't love him any less
 Lestrange: And MY cat isn't an asshole either
 carpwoman: And my cat's not an asshole.
 carpwoman: And my cat's not an asshole.
 carpwoman: Well there were three photos in the series and 2 didnt make the front page. Tune in later when my collage is posted.
 BeagleMan44: Cat in the box!
 WaffleIron: "I'm an asshole; I wear cardboard"
 Scoo: Mail-order Asshole
Image 155279   01-09-17   Uploaded by    carpwoman
Score:
478
 
 mammal883: I was dismissive of "A Bug's Life" when it first came out, I didn't think Pixar was going to amount to much. Now that I'm seeing Hopper in 4K, i'm thinking that I should give it another chance...
Image 155278   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
348
 
 ASTER: Put the sun back, asshole. Don't use it to wash your clothes, thats what washingmavhine is for. Idiot.
 Teechur: @sparename Maybe she wanted hands painted on either side to make it Washerse?
 duckfarts: where's the ring
 Musician: @sparename your ex is a Philistine and wouldn't know good art if it bit her/him
 WaffleIron: Clothes shut the gates of Oblivion!
 Mexico: All my clothes have been tie-dyed and thus ruined.
Image 155277   01-09-17   Uploaded by    sparename
Page 1 ... 8821 8822 8823 8824 8825 8826 8827 ... 24352 pages total

<< Prev Page   Next Page >>







Comments left on Aggro-Gator are written by guests. We take no responsibility for the content of comments, images, or other user-created content. To report an inappropriate image or comment, email info@aggro-gator.com.


Aggro-Gator is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to amazon.com.

Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.