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169405  sparename: @Robespierre My victims have all been bled

169353  Beef Supreme: No thanks, fellas. I have plans to run with the dogs tonight, in suburbia.

169419  Warrax: The miracle of motherhood, so beautiful.

169408  sparename: More Eppy Fann.ies

169328  piranharama: @CastleBravo Needs more dakka! Glad someone knew what I meant.

169415  sparename: This ain't rock and roll

169418  sparename: The terrible conundrum - lie in, breakfast or shit?

169366  Beef Supreme: As long as the container was purchased there on the same visit, game on. Enjoy losing a leg by the age of 45.

169425  sparename: Gibbs drinks out of jars

169434  ignatz: This is horrible but probably happens all the time. Answer must be 15 yr old: two lives at stake

169426  Knice: You get better reception this way.

169418  ThatGuy: When you gotta go, you gotta go.

169425  ThatGuy: Stay something, people.

169430  fanny: i decided to jump on our spaghetti bandwagon

169425  ThatGuy: The 1,306,763,922th most interesting man in the world

169425  Gomi Day: this is now what the creator of DA MUTHA FUCKIN SHARE Z0NE looks like in my head

169405  Beef Supreme: I liked how he was Karloff's sidekick in The Invisible Ray.

169415  Beef Supreme: Genocide shop? You have to sugar-coat that shit a little. Open up under the guise of a "Women's Health Clinic", say you're non-profit but take huge salaries. Maybe you can secure government funding for helping out the poor, like the leading national chain of genocide shops does.

169415  funny in the wall: genocide by diabetus

169291  Hokie333: Evil spirits hate clowns as much as the rest of us.

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169255 Zukero: This porn is not gluten-free

169266 carpwoman: @SomeCanadian - Exactly!

169276 iCEy: came here to post that @a robot

169257 fanny: @Peach i know right? it makes me think of all the times i've fed the ducks, not knowing i was just killing them :(

169300 redmonkey3: @Peter Pantsless - ;)

169229 Theimposter: Why are there tentacles?

169370 Scoo: Hey, Booboo!

169249 SomeCanadian: Well I just got the name for my future cat. @Teechur

169241 apoxia: That is fucking gross.

169322 KingTrebek: needs Long John Silvers



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hat thrab uploaded 169010 (843 points)
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wootman uploaded 169246 (798 points)
Supermansbrother uploaded 169048 (776 points)
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 6. Mr Bleak: 3128 points
 7. DrinkMixMan: 3072 points
 8. winwolf: 2840 points
 9. Scoo: 2827 points
10. Thyming: 2632 points
11. Peter Pantsless: 2623 points
12. Annoying Vegan : 2398 points
13. Zampano: 1976 points
14. KrazyKat: 1949 points
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Score:
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 KingTrebek: summoned by #155295
 Warrax: The hell you say?
 SpaceCow: "What is light...without dark?"
 ClockworkJackalope: So, one time a local Walmart once closed for maintenance. I drive by and find it closed, and all I could think of was this guy in a cardigan sweater, howling ' it's closed! ITS CLOSED!' Shivering in a cold day in hell. I don't know why. But there you go. A too long" dad story"
 Bast Relief: As a girl, Legend and Labryinth shaped way too much of what was to be my adult sexuality.
 Sheikhjahbooty: Rad for Tim Curry. Do you think he got this role because of Frank-N-Furter?
 whiplash: "Sure, my life is pretty great, but I look stupid when I wear a hat."
 SomeCanadian: Stupid sexy Satan.
 AverageJoe: I'm gonna make my own heaven, with blackjack and hookers
Image 155286   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
Score:
370
 
 msmstud: Exiled to the wastelands for improper collar arrangement.
 Annoying Vegan : This is fine.
 Ulillillia: I saw an Unsolved Mysteries like this
 SpaceCow: The ultimate solution to the trolley problem. Have the aliens abduct the runaway bastard.
 SomeCanadian: *BZZZTTT!!!*
 jochenau: Pounded In The Bus By E.T.
 dobbiesdoogs: that's cool, i'll wait for the next one
Image 155285   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
454
 
 msmstud: Balls!
 DrinkMixMan: Penis
 Mr. Butt: Mr. T must be around here somewhere....
 Headoftheclass: Jingle...
 SunWukong: Blush
 AverageJoe: that's the most beautiful thing I've seen today...
Image 155284   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
387
 
 ping: Something beautiful from a whole load of ordinary things.
 ClockworkJackalope: I got tooooo much Time on maaaa hands
 SomeCanadian: Had to do something with those old Watchtowers
 a sedated moose: I want to get a running start and do a belly-slide through those.
Image 155283   01-09-17   Uploaded by    AFanOfSprite
Score:
710
 
 BAMF: Fresh out of Bort!
 ClockworkJackalope: Bort! bort! bort! :: flings fish at other muppets::
 a robot: That's ok, I wanted an Itchy and Scratchy Land Bort license plate, not whatever this Kwik-E-Mart crap is.
 SomeCanadian: We're out of Bort license plates! I repeat, we are out of Bort license plates.
 jochenau: They're good badges Bort.
 AverageJoe: are you talking to me? no, my son is also named Bort
 duckfarts: a bort! a bort!
 WaffleIron: Here's to you, Brian and Bort, rest forever here in our mart. The last and final nametag is yours.
Image 155282   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
495
 
 Ulillillia: Butthorn Studios
 Lestrange: Spelled correctly. Rad.
 ChubbyBuddy: excellent, now where did i leave my funnel
 SunWukong: I LIKE TUBHORN!
 Scoo: I see you got the small size
 WaffleIron: I'm more pro-depressants.
Image 155281   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
401
 
 SomeCanadian: @WTF Urectum.
 Mr. Butt: Amateur.
 WTF: @SomeCanadian What's it called now?
 grizzly: It's pronounced Uranus.
 SomeCanadian: That's why astronomers rename Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all.
 duckfarts: you can fit a lot of mercury in there too, but it's not recommended
 Musician: Maybe Urmommasanus
 WaffleIron: Thanks for noticing! I've been working out!
 Peter Pantsless: Go to Hell, it's way more than that
Image 155280   01-09-17   Uploaded by    bbbrandon
Score:
446
 
 msmstud: @carpwoman @WaffleIron -- The nature of cats indicts their caretakers as at least partially masochistic. Hurts so good.
 WaffleIron: @carpwoman : for reference I was quoting another image - I think all kitties are special and lovable and deserving of snuggles. Tortie's are definitly my favourite as well.
 carpwoman: @msmstud - My old cat Lurleen was a tortie full of tortitude! She made it to 21, old gal gave me everything she had to give. Bless her kitteh soul.
 msmstud: @Lestrange @Scoo @carpwoman @Scoo -- It's a tri-color (tortoiseshell is the term I prefer, but in the U.S. this cat might be called Calico), so you can expect tortie-tude.
 Scoo: My cat IS an asshole; doesn't mean I don't love him any less
 Lestrange: And MY cat isn't an asshole either
 carpwoman: And my cat's not an asshole.
 carpwoman: And my cat's not an asshole.
 carpwoman: Well there were three photos in the series and 2 didnt make the front page. Tune in later when my collage is posted.
 BeagleMan44: Cat in the box!
 WaffleIron: "I'm an asshole; I wear cardboard"
 Scoo: Mail-order Asshole
Image 155279   01-09-17   Uploaded by    carpwoman
Score:
478
 
 mammal883: I was dismissive of "A Bug's Life" when it first came out, I didn't think Pixar was going to amount to much. Now that I'm seeing Hopper in 4K, i'm thinking that I should give it another chance...
Image 155278   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
348
 
 ASTER: Put the sun back, asshole. Don't use it to wash your clothes, thats what washingmavhine is for. Idiot.
 Teechur: @sparename Maybe she wanted hands painted on either side to make it Washerse?
 duckfarts: where's the ring
 Musician: @sparename your ex is a Philistine and wouldn't know good art if it bit her/him
 WaffleIron: Clothes shut the gates of Oblivion!
 Mexico: All my clothes have been tie-dyed and thus ruined.
Image 155277   01-09-17   Uploaded by    sparename
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