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221435  kate shutupton: *Yeah you're all smug now but guess who's gonna be a yellow lab as soon as the humans are gone*

221410  a robot: Humans identified.

221412  a robot: Just when I think I've heard them all, someone goes and comes up with a brand new euphemism for penis.

221346  static xyz: @RiderFan this is why they hate us!

221426  LieutenantTofu: "Please, Laura, even if it IS a rerun, suicide isn't the answer! ... Laura! Are you still there?"

221421  El hefe: Adt monthly fees are unnecessary

221434  TheTakeDown: This is amazing

221404  Hokie333: "Used"?

221425  a robot: Yes, ok, let's make fun of a child's looks. Or, on second thought, how about we DON'T. For fuck's sake.

221434  Beerarchy: ooooooh. Now that is one shiny star angel.

221401  addend: Panels 2, 4, and 6 FTW.

221419  Hokie333: You gotta watch for the fact that network speeds are measured in mbps--mega*bits*/sec. Divide that by ten (8 bits per byte plus some overhead) to get capital-B MegaBytes/sec. And you still have disclaimers for individual server speeds and load, network congestion, slow WiFi like @danny said, etc.

221402  addend: (Opens lunchbox. Sees a power strip covered in tuna salad.)

221433  White Male: I'm a people pigeon

221406  addend: Game over. You can never use that account again.

221433  sodamachine: Ah the Burger King in Glasgow Queen Street train station. It's bad I can tell that just from that picture.

221407  addend: (Buys color inkjet refills.)

221366  DrinkMixMan: i'd pay some money never to have to see visual puns about these guys' names ever again

221411  addend: If you do the latter, the former will happen, too. :(

221406  redbranch: "a friend"

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221364 Derp Herpigan: @frenk GIVE ME BACK MY SON

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221214 glenalec: @raditzu - it's like social media - you are the product

221357 Ulillillia: @Robespierre We need you here to keep us Gen-Xers in line

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221273 BlarfyB: Better get upping, buddy.

221309 tib gubb: @grizzly not to quote a bad movie (star wars is a bad movie) but, who's the bigger fool? the fool, or the fool who follows him?

221276 cArdent: Mars seems to have gotten stuck on the other side of the line rather than in it.



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Score:
850
 
 KingTrebek: summoned by #155295
 Warrax: The hell you say?
 SpaceCow: "What is light...without dark?"
 ClockworkJackalope: So, one time a local Walmart once closed for maintenance. I drive by and find it closed, and all I could think of was this guy in a cardigan sweater, howling ' it's closed! ITS CLOSED!' Shivering in a cold day in hell. I don't know why. But there you go. A too long" dad story"
 Bast Relief: As a girl, Legend and Labryinth shaped way too much of what was to be my adult sexuality.
 Sheikhjahbooty: Rad for Tim Curry. Do you think he got this role because of Frank-N-Furter?
 whiplash: "Sure, my life is pretty great, but I look stupid when I wear a hat."
 SomeCanadian: Stupid sexy Satan.
 AverageJoe: I'm gonna make my own heaven, with blackjack and hookers
Image 155286   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
Score:
370
 
 msmstud: Exiled to the wastelands for improper collar arrangement.
 Annoying Vegan : This is fine.
 Ulillillia: I saw an Unsolved Mysteries like this
 SpaceCow: The ultimate solution to the trolley problem. Have the aliens abduct the runaway bastard.
 SomeCanadian: *BZZZTTT!!!*
 jochenau: Pounded In The Bus By E.T.
 dobbiesdoogs: that's cool, i'll wait for the next one
Image 155285   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
454
 
 msmstud: Balls!
 DrinkMixMan: Penis
 Mr. Butt: Mr. T must be around here somewhere....
 Headoftheclass: Jingle...
 SunWukong: Blush
 AverageJoe: that's the most beautiful thing I've seen today...
Image 155284   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
387
 
 ping: Something beautiful from a whole load of ordinary things.
 ClockworkJackalope: I got tooooo much Time on maaaa hands
 SomeCanadian: Had to do something with those old Watchtowers
 a sedated moose: I want to get a running start and do a belly-slide through those.
Image 155283   01-09-17   Uploaded by    AFanOfSprite
Score:
710
 
 BAMF: Fresh out of Bort!
 ClockworkJackalope: Bort! bort! bort! :: flings fish at other muppets::
 a robot: That's ok, I wanted an Itchy and Scratchy Land Bort license plate, not whatever this Kwik-E-Mart crap is.
 SomeCanadian: We're out of Bort license plates! I repeat, we are out of Bort license plates.
 jochenau: They're good badges Bort.
 AverageJoe: are you talking to me? no, my son is also named Bort
 duckfarts: a bort! a bort!
 WaffleIron: Here's to you, Brian and Bort, rest forever here in our mart. The last and final nametag is yours.
Image 155282   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
495
 
 Ulillillia: Butthorn Studios
 Lestrange: Spelled correctly. Rad.
 ChubbyBuddy: excellent, now where did i leave my funnel
 SunWukong: I LIKE TUBHORN!
 Scoo: I see you got the small size
 WaffleIron: I'm more pro-depressants.
Image 155281   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
401
 
 SomeCanadian: @WTF Urectum.
 Mr. Butt: Amateur.
 WTF: @SomeCanadian What's it called now?
 grizzly: It's pronounced Uranus.
 SomeCanadian: That's why astronomers rename Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all.
 duckfarts: you can fit a lot of mercury in there too, but it's not recommended
 Musician: Maybe Urmommasanus
 WaffleIron: Thanks for noticing! I've been working out!
 Peter Pantsless: Go to Hell, it's way more than that
Image 155280   01-09-17   Uploaded by    bbbrandon
Score:
446
 
 msmstud: @carpwoman @WaffleIron -- The nature of cats indicts their caretakers as at least partially masochistic. Hurts so good.
 WaffleIron: @carpwoman : for reference I was quoting another image - I think all kitties are special and lovable and deserving of snuggles. Tortie's are definitly my favourite as well.
 carpwoman: @msmstud - My old cat Lurleen was a tortie full of tortitude! She made it to 21, old gal gave me everything she had to give. Bless her kitteh soul.
 msmstud: @Lestrange @Scoo @carpwoman @Scoo -- It's a tri-color (tortoiseshell is the term I prefer, but in the U.S. this cat might be called Calico), so you can expect tortie-tude.
 Scoo: My cat IS an asshole; doesn't mean I don't love him any less
 Lestrange: And MY cat isn't an asshole either
 carpwoman: And my cat's not an asshole.
 carpwoman: And my cat's not an asshole.
 carpwoman: Well there were three photos in the series and 2 didnt make the front page. Tune in later when my collage is posted.
 BeagleMan44: Cat in the box!
 WaffleIron: "I'm an asshole; I wear cardboard"
 Scoo: Mail-order Asshole
Image 155279   01-09-17   Uploaded by    carpwoman
Score:
478
 
 mammal883: I was dismissive of "A Bug's Life" when it first came out, I didn't think Pixar was going to amount to much. Now that I'm seeing Hopper in 4K, i'm thinking that I should give it another chance...
Image 155278   01-09-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
348
 
 ASTER: Put the sun back, asshole. Don't use it to wash your clothes, thats what washingmavhine is for. Idiot.
 Teechur: @sparename Maybe she wanted hands painted on either side to make it Washerse?
 duckfarts: where's the ring
 Musician: @sparename your ex is a Philistine and wouldn't know good art if it bit her/him
 WaffleIron: Clothes shut the gates of Oblivion!
 Mexico: All my clothes have been tie-dyed and thus ruined.
Image 155277   01-09-17   Uploaded by    sparename
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