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163318  Dresdenkeogh: @Knice @Lestrange *cassowary pun*

163343  bug: What am I looking at? Is your phone pregnant?

163331  Dresdenkeogh: @WaffleIron awwwwww yis

163336  fanny: @fanny i found a picture i'll upload, but not as cool without music

163339  WTF: A little more humane than hitting mice with mallets...

163335  duchaschmeremol: another failed c-ring design

163313  SunWukong: I see a giant spider. But that happens a lot.

163341  Knice: I'm guessing this story was told to many medical professionals.

163316  ch: seal in the basket / please talk free / the door is locked / just you and me / can i take you to a restaurant / that's got glass tables / you can watch yourself / while you are eating

163342  Knice: This course should be mandatory.

163317  ch: why can't I, hold all this toast?

163339  fanny: ahh... so THIS is how the MeowMix jingle is played!

163334  Mexico: Don't diss my friends, lady.

163337  Mexico: The Soviet Union's most righteous half pipe.

163325  ch: where is my giant shoe

163340  Mexico: Rosehip and I would make the perfect couple who stay together out of inertia and crippling fear of dying alone.

163332  ch: there you are mister! you got a hecka lot of chores to do today!

163242  hearsegirl: i re-enact this every time i get my asthma meds.

163145  VoR: @draakeragon I know.

163336  fanny: there was a house in my neighborhood decorated like the twilight zone opening in my neighborhood this past halloween, complete with theme music playing and owner dressed like Serling giving out candy.

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163323 hearsegirl: lovely blue legs!! and such jaunty antennae!

163248 Snake Jesus: I've never jerked it to a pizza, but whatever gets you going, I guess.

163138 Zukero: This is a firefighting drone. It is sucking out the fire, to dispose of it later in a safe environment.

163173 Jaunty Shrimp: What an udder boob!

163133 tokyopig: After my last embarrassing trip to the hospital I vowed to only use dildos with a sturdy rip cord, but *sigh* here we are. I guess that's why the call it irony.

163175 isosceleswaffle: Punching yourself in the face, forever.

163226 ChubbyBuddy: i do the same thing when i hear the ice cream truck

163149 Mexico: @Mexico's working on some stuff! You don't need to wall me off until I have it together!

163183 tokyopig: Long after Bullwinkle and Rocky retired from showbiz and settled down in the suburbs with their children, Boris and Natasha continued fruitlessly to "finally get rid of Moose and Squirrel"

163229 Snake Jesus: Fallout: New Vegas has changed.



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11. ChubbyBuddy: 2580 points
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Score:
805
 
 whiplash: Iron Man 4: Ms. Iron Man
 raditzu: Seems uncomfy
 Shay: See, the Church of Satan keeps it classy.
 Peter Pantsless: So very rad. That thing could not have been pleasant to wear
Image 155213   01-08-17   Uploaded by    skatermario
Score:
443
 
 Peter Pantsless: Oh, Miss Fancy over here with her robe and food dish. Call me when you're eating off the ground in nothing but an undershirt
 Scoo: Same!
 Peach: I met a Corgi/Golden mix a few days ago. He was shaped like a potato. God bless him.
 Butcherboy: Oh no pup, we are not renting Benji again
Image 155212   01-08-17   Uploaded by    Hyphae
Score:
711
 
 Musician: Come on down to "Comfortable in Our Own Skin Tires" where the prices are what they are and if the competition can beat our prices, well OK then.
 sporky: my fucking motto
 ThatGuy: Fair enough...
 LaeMi: I can't even. So I won't even.
Image 155211   01-08-17   Uploaded by    million laffs
Score:
405
 
 ChubbyBuddy: Fishes get Stitches
 addend: Krill me.
 jochenau: I finally found my spirit animal!
 duckfarts: @tritium a licky boom boom down
 tritium: Swimming in the ocean, causing a commotion, 'cause they are informants
Image 155210   01-08-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
636
 
 jochenau: Big Bird uses Microsoft Word Draw Shape Tool. It's super effective!
 petepuma: Richard Pryor shows up on Sesame Street in part 3 and rips off the plot from Office Space
 duckfarts: @Supermansbrother i thought this was from the end of Sesameman II
 duckfarts: @ch you watch your mouth, telly is an og who worries about everybody you elmo-lover
 ch: who the hell is telly leave him there
 Supermansbrother: Bigbird is Big Bird's alter ego from Earth 2's Sesame Avenue. He's evil
 Ulillillia: Big Bird*
Image 155209   01-08-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
833
 
 ChubbyBuddy: isnt this an episode of Black Mirror?
 duckfarts: off to abu trainb
 ClockworkJackalope: EXTRAORDINARY RENDITION!! EXTRAORDINARY RENDITION!!
 Whatever: Off to the executioner
 Beef Supreme: They black bagged his British ass and renditioned him to the backwoods of Virginia.
 LaeMi: The Fat Controller won't tolerate attempts to flee the island.
Image 155208   01-08-17   Uploaded by    hexxx
Image 155207 is unbelievably bad (score -16) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Wumph Morms. Boo, Wumph Morms.
Score:
708
 
 Marsh Darsh: I nearly spat out my teats
 Prostata: which is good 'cause her ass it haunted
 duckfarts: you're talking about sam & max, i presume
 tankadillo: you owe me a new keyboard, good sir!
 Warrax: @Warrax (...of my dick, I guess.)
 Warrax: My monocle fell right the fuck off at that one.
 Ulillillia: I nearly spat out my tea
Image 155206   01-08-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
496
 
 Xeno: I have witnessed this. A tapir soaked my friend through a chainlink fence that way. The danger is real.
 whiplash: Stay 11 feet behind tapir at all times. If he stops, you stop!
 AverageJoe: too late...
 ChubbyBuddy: please take one of the complimentary ponchos if seated in the first three rows
 duckfarts: @Peter Pantsless pretty sure that's a p-face
 fanny: challenge accepted.
 Peter Pantsless: Great, now I know what a tapir's o-face looks like
 Theta Zero: You're in danger of urine danger
Image 155205   01-08-17   Uploaded by    Hyphae
Score:
218
 
 turde: every facial expression in this photo is perfect.
Image 155204   01-08-17   Uploaded by    Gerris Lacustris
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