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268591  wolfpk: "Never ask a question you don't want answered" The guy gets an A+ for smartass!

268600  wolfpk: Do you have delusions of grandeur?: YES

268600  FabricMan: We rejected your application... for unoriginality

268592  Dr Awkward: Is this that German ewe-boat Ive read about?

268597  Dr Awkward: @barfolomew And hes got such an imagin-Aaaaaaahhhh! Tiger!!!!

268580  Not A Bot: *on the hole

268089  Mr Bleak: @kimjongun Theory of rent - OK U baa!

268095  Mr Bleak: @Janston Or hire an employee and buy an axe.

268098  Mr Bleak: Ballarat? Do I have to? I mean, I didn't know it was compulsory.

268104  Mr Bleak: @TheFrogMan Mine cme home with two birds and a fish yesterday: one bird survived but I think he has cancelled Christmas as the Robin was an ex-bird.

268105  Mr Bleak: @ThoughtlessGentleman It belonged to the diver #268151

268585  Annoying Vegan : Dont treat me like potato

268511  a sedated moose: The "Grounds For Divorce" assortment.

268597  barfolomew: Nael has a future in the arts.

268592  Yam: Wait, what are they

268603  Korrok: Korrok approves....

268593  AlexDeLarge: Lord Voldogmort

268591  WTF: "Fine. World peace... with hookers and cocaine."

268594  WTF: These sponges don't offer much protection.

268589  SuedeOxford: Barc-Andre Fleury

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268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268265 AlexDeLarge: @barfolomew just now saw that. But.... how does he get hired? This just raises more questions!

268386 Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

268323 alex: this made me vote rad @fanny

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments



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Score:
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 Mr Bleak: Shop assistant for scale.
 raditzu: Helluva of a hen party incoming!
 trelyate: as a former cashier, all I can think is "4011, 4011, 4011, 4011, 4011, 4011...."
 San DoDo: Forgot to weigh them
 Sheikhjahbooty: @Musician Nope, it's this guy #154983
 Musician: I'm going to go ahead an assume that the person taking the picture is wearing a gorilla suit so I can RAD this.
 Gomi Day: it was nice buying 23 bunches of bananas at 10:00 in the morning without feeling judged. now i'll have to go across town for that stuff.
 Flarmie: Yes, we have no apples. That prick bought them all.
 Peach: A raw foodie, perhaps? Some of those folks can eat 30 bananas a day!
 whiplash: Clerk: Are you trying to make a monkey out of me?
 Cami: No solid stools in that house.
 SunWukong: @mariofart what? Banana. Banana Bread.
 mariofart: @mariofart Wordswitcherinos is this 2007?
 mariofart: Sadly the intervention for the crippling apple bread addiction never came.
 SunWukong: My daily shop.
 Ulillillia: Aggromart
 Derp Herpigan: Purple users be like
Image 155157   01-08-17   Uploaded by    Red
Score:
243
 
 Bast Relief: Future cruz resort dentist just wants to floss your chompers.
 whiplash: He's trying to use a piece of wire to cut thru the faceplate of his helmet so he can remove that woman's head that's stuck in there with him.
 Peach: It bothers me that he's trying to strangle his victim, with rope, by approaching her from the FRONT. It bothers me much more, however, that my first thought upon seeing this picture is to provide constructive criticism to a murderer.
 scribbs: The Chill Killer.
 Mad Collager: Your girlfriend is a sunsetmare.
 Nope: Mommy, I had that nightmare about flossing again.
Image 155156   01-08-17   Uploaded by    superfudge
Score:
483
 
 Niels Bohr: People see a man dressed like that and they know he's not afraid of anything.
 Lestrange: This gentleman doesn't appear to wish to be taken seriously.
 Mr. Whiskers: @whiplash Worked for David S. Pumpkins
 whiplash: Having a tie match your suit seems a bit...much. Go with a nice dark solid colour instead.
 Cami: ...about to Z-snap.
 scribbs: The shoes sell it.
 Mad Collager: Don't make light of my outfit!
Image 155155   01-08-17   Uploaded by    Bob
Score:
399
 
 scribbs: "The Thoughtful Brothel" was my favorite book as a child.
Image 155154   01-08-17   Uploaded by    virtualman
Score:
408
 
 iamthewalrus: me also @whiplash
 Gomi Day: @MasterTwig say it ain't so!
 whiplash: "We won't destroy your sweater. No promises about any other type of garment. You've been warned."
 MasterTwig: Went there one time. Guy behind the counter had a nametag that said his name was Jonas.
 whiplash: When he got too old for the Little Rascals, Weezer went into business.
 Ulillillia: This sweater makes me look just like Buddy Holly
Image 155153   01-08-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
307
 
 scribbs: 1990s.jpg
 Ulillillia: I would totally carry this everywhere! Blast some backstreet boys and tlc. Hecks yes!
 katwinchester17: I would totally carry this everywhere! Blast some backstreet boys and tlc. Hecks yes!
 katwinchester17: I would totally carry this everywhere! Blast some backstreet boys and tlc. Hecks yes!
Image 155152   01-08-17   Uploaded by    foreversmug
Score:
425
 
 raditzu: That zombie on the left looks healthier than that walking anorexia.
 Shay: This porn is weird, but the beer is pretty good.
 Lestrange: That's a hearty beer. Worth a drink.
 Jotun: @ignatz Leftfield Brewery's Bricks & Mortar for me. Gamma Ray sounds good. I haven't seen it available here.
 rory: beavertownbrewery.co.uk/beer/gamma-ray/ My current fave
 Mad Collager: Zombies ate my brain and gave me extra knees!
 mariofart: This site allows advertisements now?
 carlin: gonna head on out . . . To Beavertown! Gonna head on out . . . To Beavertown.
 Nope: That thigh gap
Image 155151   01-08-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
505
 
 tritium: Same.
 whiplash: "You won't believe how hard it is to find pants that won't immediately vaporise."
 SunWukong: Spicy something body something Dominic something. I dunno. I hate that picture.
 Ulillillia: I'm impressed, Eggplant Wizard.
 SomeCanadian: That's great, but this is McDonalds- can I take your order?
 SomeCanadian: That's great, but this is McDonalds- can I take your order?
 ClockworkJackalope: Gigity
 Knice: Same here. *touches self* [TSSSSSSSS]
 Scoo: Eye see what you did there
Image 155150   01-08-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
634
 
 cthulhu: @whiplash Same!
 sandwiches: @dobbiesdoogs Agreed
 whiplash: om nom nom
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Let he who hasnt climbed a tree with a length of snausages and ate pon these links ferociously be the first to lazily cast a stone.
 Mad Collager: Call the fire department. We found our missing links.
 Prostata: nobody really wants to see how sausage is made
 dobbiesdoogs: twist: those are coming out, not going in
Image 155149   01-08-17   Uploaded by    Cami
Score:
90
 
 katwinchester17: Tis Kevin James. Carun but cat ID.
Image 155148   01-08-17   Uploaded by    killme
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