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269116  dangerkeith3000: I don't see how that stick will be of any help.

269117  dangerkeith3000: @MrBoffo He's talking to a five-cow chick but tells her she's only worth 3 cows.

269108  SunWukong: Not flying anywhere.

269118  dangerkeith3000: She's leaving room for Jesus.

269111  SunWukong: Just set the seats on fire and walk away.

269116  SunWukong: I see no way this could go wrong.

269051  trelyate: this is my religion

269098  MrBoffo: Not particularly floofy

269109  Sadbot: I like living in an age where you can use an electronic device to show off your complete ignorance of electricity

268716  sparename: @WannaBee @Mr Bleak @lecj07 Mary had a little lamb, Sydney had a pup, Arthur had a crocodile, Which ate the others up

269112  trelyate: this is why I can't afford a house

269116  trelyate: hey, I have that same foldable laundry basket!

269112  MrBoffo: Goin' fer Baroque

269116  MrBoffo: Yoo gonna bee ded

269117  MrBoffo: ...annnnd what kind of confidence is that?

269112  sparename: Avocarvo

269119  MrBoffo: Mom humor, amirite?

269083  BavidDowie: Coo-eee!

269087  Air Biscuit: @Dr Awkward twist: hes ex wife was an english teacher who corrected him on things like that.

269097  Air Biscuit: @Theta Zero thats just a sign, you can use that entrance but they usually prefer you not because its dirty and cramped.

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268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268954 Felicity: The Hidden 3

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268897 Teechur: A breaky fortune hoot.



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Score:
243
 
 Bast Relief: Future cruz resort dentist just wants to floss your chompers.
 whiplash: He's trying to use a piece of wire to cut thru the faceplate of his helmet so he can remove that woman's head that's stuck in there with him.
 Peach: It bothers me that he's trying to strangle his victim, with rope, by approaching her from the FRONT. It bothers me much more, however, that my first thought upon seeing this picture is to provide constructive criticism to a murderer.
 scribbs: The Chill Killer.
 Mad Collager: Your girlfriend is a sunsetmare.
 Nope: Mommy, I had that nightmare about flossing again.
Image 155156   01-08-17   Uploaded by    superfudge
Score:
483
 
 Niels Bohr: People see a man dressed like that and they know he's not afraid of anything.
 Lestrange: This gentleman doesn't appear to wish to be taken seriously.
 Mr. Whiskers: @whiplash Worked for David S. Pumpkins
 whiplash: Having a tie match your suit seems a bit...much. Go with a nice dark solid colour instead.
 Cami: ...about to Z-snap.
 scribbs: The shoes sell it.
 Mad Collager: Don't make light of my outfit!
Image 155155   01-08-17   Uploaded by    Bob
Score:
399
 
 scribbs: "The Thoughtful Brothel" was my favorite book as a child.
Image 155154   01-08-17   Uploaded by    virtualman
Score:
408
 
 iamthewalrus: me also @whiplash
 Gomi Day: @MasterTwig say it ain't so!
 whiplash: "We won't destroy your sweater. No promises about any other type of garment. You've been warned."
 MasterTwig: Went there one time. Guy behind the counter had a nametag that said his name was Jonas.
 whiplash: When he got too old for the Little Rascals, Weezer went into business.
 Ulillillia: This sweater makes me look just like Buddy Holly
Image 155153   01-08-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
307
 
 scribbs: 1990s.jpg
 Ulillillia: I would totally carry this everywhere! Blast some backstreet boys and tlc. Hecks yes!
 katwinchester17: I would totally carry this everywhere! Blast some backstreet boys and tlc. Hecks yes!
 katwinchester17: I would totally carry this everywhere! Blast some backstreet boys and tlc. Hecks yes!
Image 155152   01-08-17   Uploaded by    foreversmug
Score:
425
 
 raditzu: That zombie on the left looks healthier than that walking anorexia.
 Shay: This porn is weird, but the beer is pretty good.
 Lestrange: That's a hearty beer. Worth a drink.
 Jotun: @ignatz Leftfield Brewery's Bricks & Mortar for me. Gamma Ray sounds good. I haven't seen it available here.
 rory: beavertownbrewery.co.uk/beer/gamma-ray/ My current fave
 Mad Collager: Zombies ate my brain and gave me extra knees!
 mariofart: This site allows advertisements now?
 carlin: gonna head on out . . . To Beavertown! Gonna head on out . . . To Beavertown.
 Nope: That thigh gap
Image 155151   01-08-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
505
 
 tritium: Same.
 whiplash: "You won't believe how hard it is to find pants that won't immediately vaporise."
 SunWukong: Spicy something body something Dominic something. I dunno. I hate that picture.
 Ulillillia: I'm impressed, Eggplant Wizard.
 SomeCanadian: That's great, but this is McDonalds- can I take your order?
 SomeCanadian: That's great, but this is McDonalds- can I take your order?
 ClockworkJackalope: Gigity
 Knice: Same here. *touches self* [TSSSSSSSS]
 eurotrash: Eye see what you did there
Image 155150   01-08-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
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 cthulhu: @whiplash Same!
 sandwiches: @dobbiesdoogs Agreed
 whiplash: om nom nom
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Let he who hasnt climbed a tree with a length of snausages and ate pon these links ferociously be the first to lazily cast a stone.
 Mad Collager: Call the fire department. We found our missing links.
 Prostata: nobody really wants to see how sausage is made
 dobbiesdoogs: twist: those are coming out, not going in
Image 155149   01-08-17   Uploaded by    Cami
Score:
90
 
 katwinchester17: Tis Kevin James. Carun but cat ID.
Image 155148   01-08-17   Uploaded by    killme
Score:
390
 
 Jabberwikket: Spiderman serves it with a Thwhhhhhwip
 Taters: It's on a minty Lan Drover so chances are it's Seth's car
 SomeCanadian: I'm not a fan of Family Guy humour but this is one of the best bits they do.
 Fishy: Coohhwwip.
 carpwoman: I love this.
 SS Keith: Hhhwhippp
Image 155147   01-08-17   Uploaded by    Unicorn
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