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268957  Amy Housewine: Fencil.

268954  dangerkeith3000: They also sell those at Adam&Eve dot com.

268943  antipatterns: This looks like SMBC not... That other cursed watermark

268929  dangerkeith3000: Tom Waits as a dog.

268930  dangerkeith3000: Where is Johnny 5 gonna get all his gear?

268914  Uncle Phil: @Shay ebaum sold the site and opened a fancy steak house. Then sold the steak house.

268938  dangerkeith3000: This is what happens when abortions are illegal.

268941  dangerkeith3000: Sponge! Bob! Square! Tits!

268948  dangerkeith3000: I'm getting cremated, asshole.

268949  dangerkeith3000: Meows Davis

268952  dangerkeith3000: @Mr. Butt Sounds like Weird Al is really broadening his horizons.

268946  Sadbot: @Dr Awkward Lahren actually blathered about PP and contraception on the View last year. Let's just say her stance is... elitist and porridge-brained

268952  Mr. Butt: It's still on PornHub, if anyone feels inclined to watch it. I showed my girlfriend a month or two ago; she wasn't as amused as I'd hoped.

268952  Mr. Butt: The weirdest porn I ever saw went like this: a man teaching a woman to play accordion; she attempts to play Bohemian Rhapsody on the accordion; she messes up, so they get naked (as one does); then the guy starts peeing on her; then the woman starts peeing in a fancy teacup and drinks it...I don't remember what happens next.

268926  jochenau: This is apparently an Irish workbook for Catholic children, which is...horrifying. I'm not Catholic, but I'm 99% certain that this is some wack theology.

268949  Side Boob: :toot:

268946  WTF: You would think the conservatives would be FOR abortions since they seem to be the ones constantly found hooking up with large swaths of women.

268949  Amy Housewine: * Last Post *

268950  Side Boob: We're gonna need a bigger boat.

268944  Dr Awkward: Ooooooooooh

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268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268687 raditzu: Party Hard



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 raditzu: That zombie on the left looks healthier than that walking anorexia.
 Shay: This porn is weird, but the beer is pretty good.
 Lestrange: That's a hearty beer. Worth a drink.
 Jotun: @ignatz Leftfield Brewery's Bricks & Mortar for me. Gamma Ray sounds good. I haven't seen it available here.
 rory: beavertownbrewery.co.uk/beer/gamma-ray/ My current fave
 Mad Collager: Zombies ate my brain and gave me extra knees!
 mariofart: This site allows advertisements now?
 carlin: gonna head on out . . . To Beavertown! Gonna head on out . . . To Beavertown.
 Nope: That thigh gap
Image 155151   01-08-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
505
 
 tritium: Same.
 whiplash: "You won't believe how hard it is to find pants that won't immediately vaporise."
 SunWukong: Spicy something body something Dominic something. I dunno. I hate that picture.
 Ulillillia: I'm impressed, Eggplant Wizard.
 SomeCanadian: That's great, but this is McDonalds- can I take your order?
 SomeCanadian: That's great, but this is McDonalds- can I take your order?
 ClockworkJackalope: Gigity
 Knice: Same here. *touches self* [TSSSSSSSS]
 eurotrash: Eye see what you did there
Image 155150   01-08-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
634
 
 cthulhu: @whiplash Same!
 sandwiches: @dobbiesdoogs Agreed
 whiplash: om nom nom
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Let he who hasnt climbed a tree with a length of snausages and ate pon these links ferociously be the first to lazily cast a stone.
 Mad Collager: Call the fire department. We found our missing links.
 Prostata: nobody really wants to see how sausage is made
 dobbiesdoogs: twist: those are coming out, not going in
Image 155149   01-08-17   Uploaded by    Cami
Score:
90
 
 katwinchester17: Tis Kevin James. Carun but cat ID.
Image 155148   01-08-17   Uploaded by    killme
Score:
390
 
 Jabberwikket: Spiderman serves it with a Thwhhhhhwip
 Taters: It's on a minty Lan Drover so chances are it's Seth's car
 SomeCanadian: I'm not a fan of Family Guy humour but this is one of the best bits they do.
 Fishy: Coohhwwip.
 carpwoman: I love this.
 SS Keith: Hhhwhippp
Image 155147   01-08-17   Uploaded by    Unicorn
Score:
636
 
 carpwoman: @Jotun - Thanks!
 carpwoman: @Mr. Butt - Yep. I've been a photographer for oh, I guess 41 years. Got my first camera at 10.
 Jotun: rad for original content. good work carpwoman
 Mr. Butt: Your own work, @carpwoman?
Image 155146   01-08-17   Uploaded by    carpwoman
Score:
258
 
 raditzu: Listening music with his jaw.
 Peter Pantsless: Gotta be a chatroulette thing
 Cami: @Scoo It's just a children having fun/generation gap thing. I find Millenial fashion and social habits to be at variance with my own and simply take it as a sign I'm getting old....and Fuckin' Millenials.
 Hosebag: The dress code says no headphones.
 Hungy Dingus: Fuckin' Millenials
Image 155145   01-08-17   Uploaded by    BabyVaccine
Score:
402
 
 Shay: Strapping young lads for sale: $19.99
 Mad Collager: So this is how they ship cubicle workers.
 Mister Beef: And they're all made out of ticky-tacky and they all look just the same.
 ClockworkJackalope: Topiary businessmen
 Cami: The commutes some people do could be seen as dehumanizing from a certain point of view.
 Amy Housewine: Bunch o' squares.
 Oober: This cubes the businessman
Image 155144   01-08-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
735
 
 raditzu: Safety first!
 Mad Collager: You have brought shame on us, Gorilla! You must wear the bowl of shame!
 big butt bum: I ain't making fun of his hat. You go ahead and make fun of his hat.
 Gomi Day: what do YOU know about devolution?
 Zampano: Dishes up for Harrambe
 Cami: @Mr. Butt @Amy Housewine You both get my + vote.
 Amy Housewine: @SunWukong Let's hope it doesn't get to that.
 Amy Housewine: @Mr. Butt Hahahaha... that's much better than mine.
 Mr. Butt: @Amy Housewine M'caque?
 SunWukong: Fedorape.
 Amy Housewine: (Only ape I could think of that sounded even close).
 Amy Housewine: M'lemur.
 Derp Herpigan: Trained in gorilla warfare...
Image 155143   01-08-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
349
 
 raditzu: Joffrey?
 Peter Pantsless: Just take a look, it's in a book
 jochenau: Timmy, you turn the living room back this instant or you'll be having gruel and dysentery for dinner for a week!
 SomeCanadian: I don't think dragons are covered under a standard homeowner policy.
 Amy Housewine: If that book isn't sold with welding goggles then I call the publishers irresponsible.
Image 155142   01-08-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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