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268025  MrBoffo: Something something frontal lobotomy

268003  Mr. Whiskers: @dangerkeith3000 Maybe hes 145/2048th Cherokee and he rounded

268012  MrBoffo: And being a hod carrier is a step up - can you dig it?

268015  MrBoffo: (frantic snuffling)

268018  MrBoffo: Tonight on Hannity: Looting Anticipated

268024  MrBoffo: ... and I'm a lone cowhand ... down on the Rio Grande ... Drive

267964  sparenamelaptopdied: All my cars have been at least pre-pre-pre-owned

267965  MrBoffo: @Felicity Ow. OW. OW!!! (How many people here are actually going to get this?)

267988  Mad Collager: Ah didn't know thar whar still black bars in New York!

268007  Fuzzpot: tumblr.jpg

268034  Stephen Milkmus: My fat-ass is thinking that it's a big ball of cookie dough that was slightly baked so it has a shell of cookie and is unbaked on the inside

268006  Mad Collager: Is this what happens when you put Twinkies in the microwave?

268004  WannaBee: Looks like comeone put the just the cap in.

268009  WannaBee: De wherever you are-o

268013  WTF: Their services are a bit awkward at first but the congregation is always willing to lend a hand!

268021  WannaBee: I think she's jumping up and down.

268021  Mad Collager: Apparently, candles were used before headlights.

268018  WTF: It's not fire as it's not combustion but since it's Fox I'm just surprised they didn't get the Sun confused with the moon.

64010  ninetailorochimaru: After 2.5 years I have finally won SSDI benefits. I am now legally disabled and will be getting a huge amount of backpay as a result. This is all the victory I need =)

268013  barfolomew: You should probably save that for Fap Tuesday.

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2. VeeKay
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4. Shay
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9. Spazstatic
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267859 tib gubb: jorge lucazo

267782 dangerkeith3000: @Felicity I thought it was based on the David Lynch show and I was so pumped, but no, when I got there it was just another stupid Hooters knock off!

267930 Air Biscuit: @thecraftywolf i thought that too untill i remembered her des cription of what makes a wine a housewine.

267839 mammal883: @ignatz AND, I don't like the way the stripes on his tie and shirt don't line up...

267978 ChubbyBuddy: @Side Boob if youre gonna keep stealing talking points from ben shapiro you ought to cut him a check

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267773 Shay: Put your hands in the air like you just do care.

267648 Felicity: That's depressing on multiple levels

267813 VeeKay: See the beer on that bloke! Pwaaar!



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Niels Bohr uploaded 267640 (816 points)
MrBoffo uploaded 267546 (813 points)
jadensmith uploaded 267753 (802 points)
Unstableton uploaded 267819 (798 points)
Side Boob uploaded 267850 (797 points)
Paint Chips uploaded 267707 (777 points)
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NotHuman uploaded 267748 (756 points)


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 3. fanny: 4060 points
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 5. Gomi Day: 2956 points
 6. toad: 2352 points
 7. time is wastin: 2021 points
 8. Annoying Vegan : 1993 points
 9. Nope: 1914 points
10. static xyz: 1626 points
11. Shay: 1535 points
12. bbbrandon: 1530 points
13. greg: 1499 points
14. midgetcastle: 1437 points
15. Mexico: 1436 points
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Score:
655
 
 whiplash: Take off, hoser!
 Whatever: At least they permit moonwalking
 Cami: So...3 racoons being honest is OK...
 Warrax: I wouldn't frequent an establishment that frowned on these things anyway.
 SomeCanadian: This is offensive! I'm offended! I taking my girlfriend and going elsewhere for brunch!
 whcvgre78: Me and my mounted mariachi band will be getting brunch elsewhere then, thank you very much
 Peter Pantsless: Doesn't say anything about pants
 Mister S: A nightclub I used to go to could of used the no street magic tag.
 Knice: God-damn it! *starts recruiting fourth raccoon*
 Teechur: Can I ride my 2-wheeled unicycle?
 Ulillillia: Now I have to take my Canadian girlfriend somewhere else
 Nope: No Canadian street slang, how am I supposed to say thank you?
Image 154679   01-05-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
Score:
232
 
 Annoying Vegan : Ash Wednesday was brutal AF this year
 Nope: Psst.. you got a lil... yeah..
Image 154678   01-05-17   Uploaded by    MabelSyrup
Score:
584
 
 melted plastic: for real @addend
 addend: "Uhh, meow?"
 AverageJoe: that cat is kind of trashy...
 Whatever: At least he didn't put in the nice black cat with a white stripe down it's back...
 trelyate: he was wearing a trench coat and tricked me!
Image 154677   01-05-17   Uploaded by    kate shutupton
Score:
254
 
 LaeMi: Just because you did it, doesn't mean you're guilty.
 Red: did i do thaaat?
Image 154676   01-05-17   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
724
 
 Science: Who's a happy dog?
 AverageJoe: clap you hands if you're happy and you know it
 SomeCanadian: Rad for pitties.
Image 154675   01-05-17   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
461
 
 Fett4life: Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to back pain. The new Skywalker is all that is needed for pain and suffering. Buy it you will.
 Frank herbert: Doing better than carrie. Too soon?
 hajjpodge: Larry David isn't looking too good.
 Mad Collager: No, I said "LaZ-Boy walker.", not ... oh, never mind.
Image 154674   01-05-17   Uploaded by    HenryVIII
Score:
366
 
 Science: But what are the rules?
 El hefe: You have to pay the troll toll, if you want the boys soul
 fanny: Master of karate, and friendship, for everyone!
 grizzly: Ahhh ahhh ahhhhhhh!!!
Image 154673   01-05-17   Uploaded by    hot hot dog
Score:
589
 
 Annoying Vegan : Why RU so smol
 Cami: Still fits in a nutcracker.
 jochenau: I dun wanna go outside today.
Image 154672   01-05-17   Uploaded by    nightmarez
Score:
366
 
 fanny: @Mad Collager haha whatever this is, i'd be creeped the fuck out if it came waltzing up my driveway like this asshole!
 Mad Collager: @fanny Yeah, the fat ones get brought by cranes.
 Mr. Butt: Kevin is a girl?
 fanny: oh sweet jesus i can't handle any more kids!
Image 154671   01-05-17   Uploaded by    CheezGrater
Score:
491
 
 whiplash: OMG Dad, I wanted my room painted MINT green, not FOREST green!
 Cami: @tritium If my kid is any indicator then there are PLENTY of chances to photograph an eye roll.
 Frank herbert: @Knice that green is awful. And i dont mean her shirt
 trelyate: she can't even
 Knice: I can't shift my focus away from the fuckered-up paint/ trim/ hardware issues. I guess I = old.
 Mr. Butt: Get Shrek'd!
 Mr. Shine: Is she OK? DID SHE DIED?!
 Headoftheclass: @Shay I meant to click Bad! My finger slipped. Honest!
 Shay: If you click "Rad", expect a visit from Chris Hansen.
 dobbiesdoogs: merriam-webster was ecstatic that they found a picture for their new "can't even" entry
 tritium: So rare to see a picture perfectly mid-eyeroll.
Image 154670   01-05-17   Uploaded by    Weather
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