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268233  Warrax: Everyone knows you're high.

268231  BavidDowie: Also: it's a 2-stroke-then-bite-the-shit-outta-ya

268231  BavidDowie: Listen to that baby purr

268222  a robot: Does New Mexico count?

268228  a robot: Jesus fucking christ on a pogo stick, this is godawful :(

268216  Hokie333: Beep-beep-boop, motherfucker.

268228  WannaBee: @Knice yep, I voted BAD.

268240  Drump Porbs: aka Nick Furry

268227  KingTrebek: I assume this was very funny for those involved...

268231  Knice: Meowtorcycles.

268232  Knice: That building was too high.

268233  Knice: "I've done the work in my own lab."

268237  Knice: First you crack your neck, then they cash your check.

268212  Not A Bot: Hey buddy, I noticed you've got a hands free box too. Wanna open them together?

268182  Off Topic: Something, something, why one gender lives longer than another because what's in their pants makes a difference to what's between their ears.

268214  illBilliam: What a shame. Another child devoured by the torsoless pants monster.

268224  WannaBee: @Yam because cleavage?

268172  Korrok: Korrok approves.

268213  Urn BooUrn: When the "nip" wears off.

268214  Urn BooUrn: I remember doing this as a kid.

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267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

268103 E. HONDA: username/upload...?

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges

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10. withak: 1651 points
11. Gomi Day: 1570 points
12. greg: 1560 points
13. ChubbyBuddy: 1514 points
14. midgetcastle: 1494 points
15. Bacon Train: 1428 points
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 melted plastic: for real @addend
 addend: "Uhh, meow?"
 AverageJoe: that cat is kind of trashy...
 Whatever: At least he didn't put in the nice black cat with a white stripe down it's back...
 trelyate: he was wearing a trench coat and tricked me!
Image 154677   01-05-17   Uploaded by    kate shutupton
 LaeMi: Just because you did it, doesn't mean you're guilty.
 Red: did i do thaaat?
Image 154676   01-05-17   Uploaded by    Shay
 Science: Who's a happy dog?
 AverageJoe: clap you hands if you're happy and you know it
 SomeCanadian: Rad for pitties.
Image 154675   01-05-17   Uploaded by    a robot
 Fett4life: Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to back pain. The new Skywalker is all that is needed for pain and suffering. Buy it you will.
 Frank herbert: Doing better than carrie. Too soon?
 hajjpodge: Larry David isn't looking too good.
 Mad Collager: No, I said "LaZ-Boy walker.", not ... oh, never mind.
Image 154674   01-05-17   Uploaded by    HenryVIII
 Science: But what are the rules?
 El hefe: You have to pay the troll toll, if you want the boys soul
 fanny: Master of karate, and friendship, for everyone!
 grizzly: Ahhh ahhh ahhhhhhh!!!
Image 154673   01-05-17   Uploaded by    hot hot dog
 Annoying Vegan : Why RU so smol
 Cami: Still fits in a nutcracker.
 jochenau: I dun wanna go outside today.
Image 154672   01-05-17   Uploaded by    nightmarez
 fanny: @Mad Collager haha whatever this is, i'd be creeped the fuck out if it came waltzing up my driveway like this asshole!
 Mad Collager: @fanny Yeah, the fat ones get brought by cranes.
 Mr. Butt: Kevin is a girl?
 fanny: oh sweet jesus i can't handle any more kids!
Image 154671   01-05-17   Uploaded by    CheezGrater
 whiplash: OMG Dad, I wanted my room painted MINT green, not FOREST green!
 Cami: @tritium If my kid is any indicator then there are PLENTY of chances to photograph an eye roll.
 Frank herbert: @Knice that green is awful. And i dont mean her shirt
 trelyate: she can't even
 Knice: I can't shift my focus away from the fuckered-up paint/ trim/ hardware issues. I guess I = old.
 Mr. Butt: Get Shrek'd!
 Mr. Shine: Is she OK? DID SHE DIED?!
 Headoftheclass: @Shay I meant to click Bad! My finger slipped. Honest!
 Shay: If you click "Rad", expect a visit from Chris Hansen.
 dobbiesdoogs: merriam-webster was ecstatic that they found a picture for their new "can't even" entry
 tritium: So rare to see a picture perfectly mid-eyeroll.
Image 154670   01-05-17   Uploaded by    Weather
 Scoo: My thumb does that too. Nice to see a fellow freak, and a crossword enthusiast, at that!
 Teechur: That's not how you play chess.
 RiderFan: British style crossword puzzle.
 yev: nevermind the puzzle, the thumb steals the show'
Image 154669   01-05-17   Uploaded by    Aaron Spacemuseum
 Dr. Bathroom: Rocko's sober life isn't as interesting.
 Ulillillia: @Frank herbert That's never stopped shippers before
 White Rice: @Frank herbert friendship is a type of relationship, but I can see what you're saying re: the text's implications. That said, the show did throw in more than a few jokes about possible relationships in there (such as Heifer running away from home & living with Rocko, then the nudist party bit) but yeah: those two were totes platonic.
 Frank herbert: They were friends not lovers
Image 154668   01-05-17   Uploaded by    god666
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