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248753  KnowLifer: *being secretly a super-villain in spanish*

248651  PenguinBartender: @Teechur OH! I thought they were using the word "ignorant" (and variants thereof) as a pronoun. TY

248774  a robot: Thanks, Google

248802  Whatever: I shall call you Dinner since I already had Lunch

248791  a robot: Her head seems way too large for her body

248803  Whatever: Seems like a realistic weight loss plan

248793  a robot: This isn't really that helpful without a modern animal to compare them all to....

248803  a robot: If you're a skeleton, aren't you already dead?

248812  lolnotrly: Murder is a little much. Try with a fine for jay walking

248812  Mumbles: That's so raven.

248796  Christina: Edit and send.

248635  isosceleswaffle: Joke's on you clickbait, I remember all the embarrassing things I did in the past couple decades or so.

248799  Scoo: They're all good names, Brenthovan

248762  Scoo: @E. HONDA Kreacher was definitely a House Orc

248693  Science: @dangerkeith3000: How about something that you'll actually want to watch? (I kid - Amazon Prime has much worse content)

248802  Yurishiro: Those claws tell a different less cute story.

248807  Yurishiro: SO MUCH KNOB

248788  Science: @jochenau: That too.

248809  Yurishiro: HA! You can't wirte!

248810  Yurishiro: But I won't.

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248701 Sadbot: @Otterman That sounds like a good time. I had the fried sauerkraut, fried fried chicken and waffles, and fried chocolate chip pancake over a few years. The most underwhelming and overhyped was fried beer. "What if there were PBR Hot Pockets?" was not a question worth answering. Also I hope you went to the petting zoo, I like the wallabys

248542 Science: @WannaBee: Ok - haven't bought any in many years.

248734 glenalec: Get rid of post-baby belly with this one weird trick.

248684 Springbok: Seems familiar

248533 GoGo Robotto: Hilarious derping!

248691 Air Biscuit: What medusa calls "collateral damage"

248680 bug: pornhub

248597 DrNinjaman: Cambridge Analytics is sneaky as fuck

248685 Felicity: Wasn*t that what Wreck-Gar said?

248670 Mr. Shine: @charlemagne genius comment, I loved it!



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Score:
245
 
 Lestrange: Let's take dad to another mortician
 el jefe: my brain...i can't *has a seizure*
 AverageJoe: I shouldn't have eat that...
 Peter Pantsless: gross
 a robot: GAAAHH!!
Image 154479   01-04-17   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
571
 
 redmonkey3: Common perception of prostate exam
 AverageJoe: is it terminal?
 BILL DOOR: AS IF IT WASN'T HARD ENOUGH BEING GREEN.
 Frank herbert: I think we found the problem mr frog.
 Scoo: @sparename "Easin' it and Teasin' it and Workin' it Around" is my dancing name
 sparename: @LaeMi He can't get all the way in one go, he's easin' it and teasin' it and workin' it around...
 a robot: But doctor, I haven't injected the dye yet!
 LaeMi: Um, shouldn't that hand be in his head?
 sparename: "Ooooh, why did the Wizard of Oz put my G-Spot up my ass?"
Image 154478   01-04-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
245
 
 redmonkey3: Time to haggle!
 LaeMi: B J TONIGHT (frustrated grunt)
 Musician: @Nope nope
 Dr. Bathroom: Dat BJ, doe.
 Nope: @Musician That's what closing your eyes and imagination are for. $4 is $4
 Musician: The bad news is that it will be from either Ben or Jerry.
Image 154477   01-04-17   Uploaded by    beyardo
Score:
604
 
 whiplash: In Germany, raccoons are called "wash bears" (Waschbr). The more you know!
 DrinkMixMan: Awwww. Little King Trash Mouth!
 carpwoman: @Yam - Only if they're sick. If they're healthy, well, I still wouldn't try to hug one unless it's a pet.
 questionable: oi, I'm fukken blitzed mate, been hittin' this meow-meow for like twelve hours, yeh? wut? wut you fukken mean Imma raccoon now
 a robot: @Yam No one cam resist those cute little faces and fuzzy coats combined with tiny little human hands....
 Yam: I know they're dirty, parasitic, dangerous, awful little guys, but I want to hug them and pet them and love them and ... well you get the idea.
Image 154476   01-04-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
617
 
 Skaalar: Gonna rub that belly.
 petepuma: Rob Ford reincarnated
 whiplash: "Whad'r YOU looking at? Piss off, mate!"
 el jefe: my cat sick af
 jazzjunkie: Nooooope! Chuck Testa.
 H.Dresden: That cat either feels really good, or really bad
 BILL DOOR: LIES.
 Nope: Would still pet
 questionable: oh...oh hello, meow're y- *45 minute coughing fit*
 carpwoman: No one looks good before, during, or after, a good yawn.
 fanny: he's like one of those renaissance cat paintings
Image 154475   01-04-17   Uploaded by    Natch
Score:
525
 
 SpaceCow: No thanks. Unless you're actually selling bible-burritos?
 highdra: @fanny this is why they hate us!
 fanny: @Frank herbert dios mio!
 White Rice: I don't know if this is a recent picture or not (can't tell if there's a second leg on our burro riding hero) but man, this is an awesome thing this man does.
 Kim: I can not approve any more of this. Even if there wasn'the a national fuck shortage.
 BILL DOOR: THE BEST BURRO. SPREAD THE GOOD WORD, AMIGO.
 Frank herbert: @fanny @Scoo en mi pantalones
 sparename: @RalphyNoPants I'MSTILLWAITINGFORTHEDRUGMULE!!!!!!!!!!
 RalphyNoPants: I'm still waiting for the scroll sloth.
 questionable: I have no smartass comments because reading is rad, however you do it and encourage it
 fanny: @Scoo Aqui! Aqui esta el Biblioburro!
 Scoo: Donde esta el Biblioburro?
Image 154474   01-04-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
438
 
 questionable: This is a narrative of very heavy-duty proportions.
 Knice: #153430
Image 154473   01-04-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
598
 
 Skaalar: Is... Is she doing a sex?
 LaeMi: Sorry miss, the appeal of bananas on this site is for entirely different reasons.
 raditzu: When life gives you apples then... eh... whatever.
 Frank herbert: Fun fact. That banana get more play than you do
 2Berries: This is my type! I can only imagine what the mood music play would be...
 DrinkMixMan: @questionable "Hey, baby. Does the rug match the pillowcases?"
 questionable: whaaa, there's a rug on the wall and the pillowcases don't match, she's such a loose cannon
 sparename: over there it's a bahaha
 Nope: When you want to show proof of life, but ya also want to make it sexy
 Mr. Butt: 2002 was a helluva drug.
Image 154472   01-04-17   Uploaded by    kittylitter
Score:
651
 
 Skaalar: And now I'm depressed.
 Slickbrew: @addend Lolllll!
 addend: Children having babies! When will it end?
 a robot: Five generations in one photo? That's pretty damned rad!
 LaeMi: Beats my family (via my sister and her daughter). We only achieved 4G compliance!
Image 154471   01-04-17   Uploaded by    Watch Out
Score:
381
 
 jazzjunkie: !lbragrrahW
 gary: Down came the rain and washed poor Incy out.
 ch: hurgle
Image 154470   01-04-17   Uploaded by    phil
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