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238265  Urn BooUrn: Accurate.

238274  Mexico: Can your old Uncle Sal borrow a million dollars for an art project?

238269  Hokie333: Binders full of women?

238252  Christina: This flying car doesn't look like it can be driven on regular streets.

238273  Warrax: Dominic you rat! How could you give your own singer the ol' frozen trophy?

238273  Shay: crap! crap! crap! crap! crap!

238084  Hokie333: 435 bottles (give or take*) x 16.9 fluid ounces = 459.5 pounds. Not as much as I'd guessed, but I'm sure it's exceeding all the manufacturer's limits. Plus, none of that's gonna get cold if there's no room for air circulation (*I'm assuming the upper main shelves are all 2 bottles deep)

238282  glenalec: Well, it's their life-crushing debt.

238272  jochenau: Kale was already bad enough, the GMO nonsense is just going too far.

238260  jochenau: Makes me think of the Avengers movie poster where the dudes are all in the sexualized poses they usually use for the ladies.

238249  glenalec: @mexican - that's a fair point :-)

238262  Christina: "You are doing me a frighten."

238268  jochenau: I like this kind of garden, much better than the highly-manicured places with everything separated into little distinct plots.

238268  Christina: Every scene goes better with doggos.

238269  jochenau: Well I guess there might be some unique challenges in managing porn personnel...

238260  Shay: Robo-Burt Reynolds' biggest weakness: Getting his arm dry humped.

238260  trelyate: it took me way too long to figure out that the right leg is actually some dude with a killer ass

238271  Christina: Very flexible.

238265  Slerzy: Wow, Mr. Carrey really captured her in this work. I can practically feel the spittle hitting my face.

238245  Shay: On the third day, Old Yeller rose again; fulfillment of the Scriptures.

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238038 Mr Bleak: I checked, and it's real: google /maps/place/48%C2%B008'35.8%22N+123%C2%B010'09.4%22W/@48.1430595,-123.1689842,581a,35y,180h/data=!3m1!1e3!4m6!3m5!1s0x0:0x0!7e2!8m2!3d48.1432761!4d-123.1692882 the best bit is the neighbour has probably never even seen it...

238075 antipatterns: Lol the dude who invented the Cherokee language basically did it alone in his house and everyone in the village thought he was crazy. Took him years and multiple attempts with ideograms and others to devise the modern 86 character Cherokee language. Wild story.

238048 Christina: A side quest awaits you.

238181 Zukero: @White Rice I guess he must have accidentally chopped his website, then chopped his hosting problems.

238199 a robot: He's holding the S upside down. If it was like that on the sign then it definitely needed taking down

238029 Mr Bleak: @Robespierre Fun fact 3: "BMW" stands for "Break My Windows"

238194 glenalec: @VoR - everyone past their mid 20's is (when intensive cell repair starts to take a back seat in favor of energy conservation - aka getting fat on what you used to eat all the time).

238106 TurkeyVulture: @Scoo drink it to stay up late and study math, maybe.

238022 Kaviri: Some men are dogs, but not all dogs are men.

238173 jazzjunkie: Damn it Wesley

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 Lestrange: Let's take dad to another mortician
 el jefe: my brain...i can't *has a seizure*
 AverageJoe: I shouldn't have eat that...
 Peter Pantsless: gross
 a robot: GAAAHH!!
Image 154479   01-04-17   Uploaded by    fanny
 redmonkey3: Common perception of prostate exam
 AverageJoe: is it terminal?
 Frank herbert: I think we found the problem mr frog.
 Scoo: @sparename "Easin' it and Teasin' it and Workin' it Around" is my dancing name
 sparename: @LaeMi He can't get all the way in one go, he's easin' it and teasin' it and workin' it around...
 a robot: But doctor, I haven't injected the dye yet!
 LaeMi: Um, shouldn't that hand be in his head?
 sparename: "Ooooh, why did the Wizard of Oz put my G-Spot up my ass?"
Image 154478   01-04-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 redmonkey3: Time to haggle!
 LaeMi: B J TONIGHT (frustrated grunt)
 Musician: @Nope nope
 Dr. Bathroom: Dat BJ, doe.
 Nope: @Musician That's what closing your eyes and imagination are for. $4 is $4
 Musician: The bad news is that it will be from either Ben or Jerry.
Image 154477   01-04-17   Uploaded by    beyardo
 whiplash: In Germany, raccoons are called "wash bears" (Waschbr). The more you know!
 DrinkMixMan: Awwww. Little King Trash Mouth!
 carpwoman: @Yam - Only if they're sick. If they're healthy, well, I still wouldn't try to hug one unless it's a pet.
 questionable: oi, I'm fukken blitzed mate, been hittin' this meow-meow for like twelve hours, yeh? wut? wut you fukken mean Imma raccoon now
 a robot: @Yam No one cam resist those cute little faces and fuzzy coats combined with tiny little human hands....
 Yam: I know they're dirty, parasitic, dangerous, awful little guys, but I want to hug them and pet them and love them and ... well you get the idea.
Image 154476   01-04-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
 Skaalar: Gonna rub that belly.
 petepuma: Rob Ford reincarnated
 whiplash: "Whad'r YOU looking at? Piss off, mate!"
 el jefe: my cat sick af
 jazzjunkie: Nooooope! Chuck Testa.
 H.Dresden: That cat either feels really good, or really bad
 Nope: Would still pet
 questionable: oh...oh hello, meow're y- *45 minute coughing fit*
 carpwoman: No one looks good before, during, or after, a good yawn.
 fanny: he's like one of those renaissance cat paintings
Image 154475   01-04-17   Uploaded by    Natch
 SpaceCow: No thanks. Unless you're actually selling bible-burritos?
 highdra: @fanny this is why they hate us!
 fanny: @Frank herbert dios mio!
 White Rice: I don't know if this is a recent picture or not (can't tell if there's a second leg on our burro riding hero) but man, this is an awesome thing this man does.
 Kim: I can not approve any more of this. Even if there wasn'the a national fuck shortage.
 Frank herbert: @fanny @Scoo en mi pantalones
 sparename: @RalphyNoPants I'MSTILLWAITINGFORTHEDRUGMULE!!!!!!!!!!
 RalphyNoPants: I'm still waiting for the scroll sloth.
 questionable: I have no smartass comments because reading is rad, however you do it and encourage it
 fanny: @Scoo Aqui! Aqui esta el Biblioburro!
 Scoo: Donde esta el Biblioburro?
Image 154474   01-04-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 questionable: This is a narrative of very heavy-duty proportions.
 Knice: #153430
Image 154473   01-04-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 Skaalar: Is... Is she doing a sex?
 LaeMi: Sorry miss, the appeal of bananas on this site is for entirely different reasons.
 raditzu: When life gives you apples then... eh... whatever.
 Frank herbert: Fun fact. That banana get more play than you do
 2Berries: This is my type! I can only imagine what the mood music play would be...
 DrinkMixMan: @questionable "Hey, baby. Does the rug match the pillowcases?"
 questionable: whaaa, there's a rug on the wall and the pillowcases don't match, she's such a loose cannon
 sparename: over there it's a bahaha
 Nope: When you want to show proof of life, but ya also want to make it sexy
 Mr. Butt: 2002 was a helluva drug.
Image 154472   01-04-17   Uploaded by    kittylitter
 Skaalar: And now I'm depressed.
 Slickbrew: @addend Lolllll!
 addend: Children having babies! When will it end?
 a robot: Five generations in one photo? That's pretty damned rad!
 LaeMi: Beats my family (via my sister and her daughter). We only achieved 4G compliance!
Image 154471   01-04-17   Uploaded by    Watch Out
 jazzjunkie: !lbragrrahW
 gary: Down came the rain and washed poor Incy out.
 ch: hurgle
Image 154470   01-04-17   Uploaded by    phil
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