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163189  Spazstatic: I mean, not weed. It's marihuana. Also, I'm Canadian and we started this business 3 days ago.

163181  Spazstatic: @A duck I think the black is painted on, the colored bits are beads or similar, and it's a photo of a person.

163196  Peter Pantsless: "I am not cold, for I burn with fury for all things that aren't me."

162994  Peter Pantsless: @Peter Pantsless Holy crap I just figured out why wikipedia links don't work: no underscores on AG! Try this tinyurl.com/…

163183  Warrax: @Borkf I believe it's "meese," not "mooses." Common mistake.

162994  Peter Pantsless: Go the Daryl Davis route instead: seems to be pretty effective en.wikipedia.org/wiki/…

163191  Musician: Donald Roller Wilson

163040  Jaktai: Go away, I'm on the computer.

163152  square44: if you try to forget, you'll get plenty of letters and phone calls reminding you!

163193  Butcherboy: Ok now you need to get them across the river and only one fits in the boat at a time

163189  Warrax: Wanna buy some weed?

163132  PushyWebsite: I'm so sorry, I thought that I was posting this on the Airo-Gator website!

163121  Peter Pantsless: @Amy Housewine also VVV Looks like I got an extra @Mad Collager in there

163194  Prostata: he wants to believe

163191  ignatz: I fucking hate Shakespeare!

163156  Derp Herpigan: @smarkles not a master, I can install a socket though...

163186  FabricMan: "Ugh. I'm so hungover. I feel like my brain's on fire."

163188  FabricMan: @Noremak But that sticker says 7-Eleven. Frankly, that's better grammar than I would expect at any of those places.

163121  Peter Pantsless: @Mad Collager @Supermansbrother @Mad Collager @Derp Herpigan We were destined to do battle until the very end, although it looks like I may have just won

163201  ignatz: Tease & Sieze apply

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1. scribbs
2. draakeragon
3. whiplash
4. SomeCanadian
5. Teechur
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7. Peter Pantsless
8. Ulillillia
9. addend
10. Bu7Z



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163029 whiplash: Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do, we'll sing it, Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do, oh yeah, oh, oh yeah!

163120 SomeCanadian: No, single. But if @SomeOtherCanadian swings that way...@Bu7Z

163012 carpwoman: @Niels Bohr - Gotcha. I hope you will post some photos of your bike project.

162995 Peter Pantsless: @White Rice I still remember when I learned about nachos. Always hated gym class

163138 whiplash: They told me to Kill It With Fire and I am programmed to obey.

163114 Teechur: @chhumphrey Had to look TinEye up on AltaVista to find out what THAT was. Thanks for the insight. I also think @ottorongo has a good point.

163133 Spazstatic: I mean, they are both toys. One just has very different stories.

163121 Peter Pantsless: @Amy Housewine also VVV Looks like I got an extra @Mad Collager in there

162994 Peter Pantsless: @Peter Pantsless Holy crap I just figured out why wikipedia links don't work: no underscores on AG! Try this tinyurl.com/…

163023 Yam: Ah, the Canon EF 100-400mm f/4.5-5.6L IS II USM... majestic



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11. draakeragon: 2102 points
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Score:
245
 
 Lestrange: Let's take dad to another mortician
 el jefe: my brain...i can't *has a seizure*
 AverageJoe: I shouldn't have eat that...
 H.Dresden: I tried squinting and it somehow made it worse
 Peter Pantsless: gross
 a robot: GAAAHH!!
Image 154479   01-04-17   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
571
 
 redmonkey3: Common perception of prostate exam
 AverageJoe: is it terminal?
 BILL DOOR: AS IF IT WASN'T HARD ENOUGH BEING GREEN.
 Frank herbert: I think we found the problem mr frog.
 Scoo: @sparename "Easin' it and Teasin' it and Workin' it Around" is my dancing name
 sparename: @LaeMi He can't get all the way in one go, he's easin' it and teasin' it and workin' it around...
 a robot: But doctor, I haven't injected the dye yet!
 LaeMi: Um, shouldn't that hand be in his head?
 sparename: "Ooooh, why did the Wizard of Oz put my G-Spot up my ass?"
Image 154478   01-04-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
245
 
 redmonkey3: Time to haggle!
 LaeMi: B J TONIGHT (frustrated grunt)
 Musician: @Nope nope
 Dr. Bathroom: Dat BJ, doe.
 Nope: @Musician That's what closing your eyes and imagination are for. $4 is $4
 Musician: The bad news is that it will be from either Ben or Jerry.
Image 154477   01-04-17   Uploaded by    beyardo
Score:
604
 
 whiplash: In Germany, raccoons are called "wash bears" (Waschbr). The more you know!
 DrinkMixMan: Awwww. Little King Trash Mouth!
 carpwoman: @Yam - Only if they're sick. If they're healthy, well, I still wouldn't try to hug one unless it's a pet.
 questionable: oi, I'm fukken blitzed mate, been hittin' this meow-meow for like twelve hours, yeh? wut? wut you fukken mean Imma raccoon now
 a robot: @Yam No one cam resist those cute little faces and fuzzy coats combined with tiny little human hands....
 Yam: I know they're dirty, parasitic, dangerous, awful little guys, but I want to hug them and pet them and love them and ... well you get the idea.
Image 154476   01-04-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
617
 
 Skaalar: Gonna rub that belly.
 petepuma: Rob Ford reincarnated
 whiplash: "Whad'r YOU looking at? Piss off, mate!"
 el jefe: my cat sick af
 jazzjunkie: Nooooope! Chuck Testa.
 H.Dresden: That cat either feels really good, or really bad
 BILL DOOR: LIES.
 Nope: Would still pet
 questionable: oh...oh hello, meow're y- *45 minute coughing fit*
 carpwoman: No one looks good before, during, or after, a good yawn.
 fanny: he's like one of those renaissance cat paintings
Image 154475   01-04-17   Uploaded by    Natch
Score:
525
 
 SpaceCow: No thanks. Unless you're actually selling bible-burritos?
 highdra: @fanny this is why they hate us!
 fanny: @Frank herbert dios mio!
 White Rice: I don't know if this is a recent picture or not (can't tell if there's a second leg on our burro riding hero) but man, this is an awesome thing this man does.
 Kim: I can not approve any more of this. Even if there wasn'the a national fuck shortage.
 BILL DOOR: THE BEST BURRO. SPREAD THE GOOD WORD, AMIGO.
 Frank herbert: @fanny @Scoo en mi pantalones
 sparename: @RalphyNoPants I'MSTILLWAITINGFORTHEDRUGMULE!!!!!!!!!!
 RalphyNoPants: I'm still waiting for the scroll sloth.
 questionable: I have no smartass comments because reading is rad, however you do it and encourage it
 fanny: @Scoo Aqui! Aqui esta el Biblioburro!
 Scoo: Donde esta el Biblioburro?
Image 154474   01-04-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
438
 
 questionable: This is a narrative of very heavy-duty proportions.
 Knice: #153430
Image 154473   01-04-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
598
 
 Skaalar: Is... Is she doing a sex?
 LaeMi: Sorry miss, the appeal of bananas on this site is for entirely different reasons.
 raditzu: When life gives you apples then... eh... whatever.
 Frank herbert: Fun fact. That banana get more play than you do
 2Berries: This is my type! I can only imagine what the mood music play would be...
 DrinkMixMan: @questionable "Hey, baby. Does the rug match the pillowcases?"
 questionable: whaaa, there's a rug on the wall and the pillowcases don't match, she's such a loose cannon
 sparename: over there it's a bahaha
 Nope: When you want to show proof of life, but ya also want to make it sexy
 Mr. Butt: 2002 was a helluva drug.
Image 154472   01-04-17   Uploaded by    kittylitter
Score:
651
 
 Skaalar: And now I'm depressed.
 Slickbrew: @addend Lolllll!
 addend: Children having babies! When will it end?
 a robot: Five generations in one photo? That's pretty damned rad!
 LaeMi: Beats my family (via my sister and her daughter). We only achieved 4G compliance!
Image 154471   01-04-17   Uploaded by    Watch Out
Score:
381
 
 jazzjunkie: !lbragrrahW
 gary: Down came the rain and washed poor Incy out.
 ch: hurgle
Image 154470   01-04-17   Uploaded by    phil
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