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263390  Not A Bot: Before you die, you see the weather report!

263420  ignatz: Damn hipsters..

263424  ignatz: help end cruelty to fashion models

263408  FabricMan: "Jeff, sit down. I know I was your best doggo. We had great times with the ball, didn't we? I didn't mean for Cait and I to fall in love. It just happened. I hope you can respect our love and our wish to be together and raise our puppers."

263397  lecj07: I like the tilt of the cat's head. "Yeah, that's right. What are you gonna do about it?"

263422  a spider plan: Stop squeeeezing my tail!

263422  In The Pocket: Chandler can't smile.

263422  Beer 30: cheeeeeese

263411  Butcherboy: Aaaah thanks@au bon pain

263421  avemaria: You mean, 2 months old?

263400  Robespierre: Low Bid Paving Co. - Now In Pyongyang

263406  Robespierre: One stiff breeze and ... DANGER ZONE

263398  antipatterns: Cute in the same way that a child soldier wearing a Garfield t-shirt is

263409  Robespierre: He won't make it very far - he's not allowed to cross the street

263407  Robespierre: Then what happened?

263364  grizzly: Get in, loser, we're going dumpster diving!

263379  PenguinBartender: Yo dawg

263404  antipatterns: Ah Russians. One of the last people I can be racist against.

263379  Robespierre: Gusto gone for and gotten

263385  Robespierre: England ... that Sceptered Cloud...

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263325 Science: @Felicity Give me Slack, or give me death!

263346 Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263293 Science: @Bohab: I'm pretty sure that, at this time, the wife's satisfaction was not a concern

263272 Science: *"Immigrant Song" intensifies*

263162 Mr Bleak: @Felicity ISO 8601 indeed - that way, time lines up nicely as well.

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know

263357 Passive: Denny's has better pancakes and doesn't cost like fourteen dollars a short stack

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley



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 Sandor: Happy little eraser will never be used as there are no mistakes, just happy little accidents
Image 154465   01-04-17   Uploaded by    SpaceCow
Score:
376
 
 Zukero: Hasn't manage to cross "Be sad" a single time. He must be happy, and happy about it.
 Kraken: The thing under his arm is "Question my life choices" and "Watch the new Pepe movie"
 Coolguy: Dank memes...
Image 154464   01-04-17   Uploaded by    buds420
Score:
498
 
 Prostata: @AverageJoe Nobody rides free
 AverageJoe: gas, grass or ass
 LaeMi: Got gas?
 eykei: Gass pump.
 jochenau: Input or output? I can't decide which is worse.
 DrinkMixMan: There is. The legend goes: some guy put a gas nozzle up his ass.
 Entertainmentalist: It happened at least 3 times for a sign to be made. I want to believe it did...
 ch: i can just go to a gas station where my rights are not infringed upon
 Kraken: Gotta fuel up when you gotta fuel up!
 Coolguy: Oxidizer, fuel and ignition source....
 Skinr: in Soviet Russia, gas has you
 sparename: Opens up a whole new level of setting light to farts
Image 154463   01-04-17   Uploaded by    Whatever
Score:
944
 
 million laffs: :P :P :P :P :P
 jazzjunkie: Blep.
 BILL DOOR: MLEM. MLEM. MLEM.
 a robot: The soot sprites have become playful
 Kraken: I have seen the future! It was amazing. The only thing that matters now is how long you can stick your tongue out for.
Image 154462   01-04-17   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
541
 
 Prostata: fuck chickens. They're total assholes.
 whiplash: Hey, I'm protesting, but it ain't gonna bring this particular chicken back to life.
 itskando: Is your boyfriend a tortured chicken?
 jochenau: At this point I think that leaving the PeTA logo off of your signs will increase the chance that people might take you seriously.
 DrinkMixMan: Haha, classic Beard Guy.
 Headoftheclass: Hello, Pot? This is Kettle calling. Speaking of chicken torture, how many chickens have YOU choked?
 sparename: @SomeCanadian I'll just have to get my arse-disease from elsewhere
 SomeCanadian: They withdrew it after they found it caused rectal cancer in all the employees that had prepared, packaged, and charged for the product, and in addition anyone who had read the full list of ingredients. @sparename
 SomeCanadian: They withdrew it after they found it caused rectal cancer in all the employees that had prepared, packaged, and charged for the product, and in addition anyone who had read the full list of ingredients. @sparename
 EvilOtter: Have you ever had foie gras wrapped in veal? It's AMAZING. Cruelty is delicious!
 sparename: But they forget once they're dead. Plucked, rolled in an array of breadcrumbs and spices, deep fried, then served with a bit of cheese and chilli in a long bun in the "KFC Supercharger" which I really liked but can't seem to get anymore
Image 154461   01-04-17   Uploaded by    sylveon
Score:
407
 
 Snowta: MATHEMATICAL!
 Fast Sloth: @Mr.Butt @Borkf I've made a 3d zoetrope based on the sunflower geometry. If we ever get vid functionality I'll post it up
 Borkf: @ignatz Vi Hart had a pretty good video about this on YouTube. It's too late at night for me to muster a link though.
 Mr. Butt: @ignatz You never cease to amaze me
 Surprising: No, nature uses a single Fermat spiral with seeds distributed along it, each rotated from the next by the golden angle. So there..
Image 154460   01-04-17   Uploaded by    9mm
Score:
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 Side Boob: Ra's lighter
 DrinkMixMan: Someone's looking on the lighter side.
 hearsegirl: pretty fine trench art.
 Ulillillia: I saw this about an hour ago and thought it was a fridge, didn't realize it was a lighter until I read the comments.
 Kraken: The eye judges you every time you light a cigarette, but applauds you for every building burnt down with it.
 Headoftheclass: @sparename Eye see what you did there.
 sparename: @Coolguy They're watching us, just make sure you get refitted for your tinfoil hat
 Coolguy: @sparename nice one
 sparename: @Coolguy or is it "Ignitterati"?
 Coolguy: @sparename inlighternatti
 sparename: Enlighterenment
Image 154459   01-04-17   Uploaded by    Colty Brumb
Score:
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 BILL DOOR: AT LEAST HE SEEMS HAPPY ABOUT IT.
 trelyate: prequel to Hellraiser?
 Coolguy: Migraines be a motha
 Hosebag: No amount of pins is gonna fix that head, and I should know.
 Mr. Butt: Got dangit, Bobby.
 sparename: "I recommend a course of leeches"
Image 154458   01-04-17   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
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 redmonkey3: @CastleBravo - monkey seconds this, also: stop scaring & scarring the monkey... please.
 fanny: @Mr. Butt no, the artist's name is John Casey... I just stumbled upon his stuff today he's got some pretty cool stuff johncasey.com/drawings/
 Mr. Butt: Is this your own work, @fanny?
 Coolguy: Buffet champion 2017!
 CastleBravo: "Cmon. Leave a comment. Don't be afraid. " ....oh but I am afraid.
Image 154457   01-04-17   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
356
 
 redmonkey3: Intrigue among other "back up friends" intensifies
 Ulillillia: Signed, Dr. Penis P. Ness, Attorney at balls and penises
 Headoftheclass: Way to squash the beef with Aaron.
 Coolguy: Seems like a little bit of a circle jerk, no?
Image 154456   01-04-17   Uploaded by    PlzPlzMe
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