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257899  Solemn: HAY

257890  Laree: Bambi will never tell the difference.

257893  Warrax: If this isn't my sister's dog then it's an exact clone of her. A clone of her dog that is, not a clone of my sister.

257886  apoxia: What a crazy life this person lives.

257890  apoxia: The front is very realisitic

257906  electrode: Soft bunny, warm bunny, floppy ears on top... happy bunny, sleepy bunny, hop, hop, hop...

257898  copunter: Other spaceship sounds cooler. And more tolerant of jazz. Can probably palm a basketball too

257897  Sandor: BPLAE?

257897  Scoo: No, you are!

257880  Not A Bot: I like creamy noodles but I don't think I could face that.

257890  copunter: hello, my fellow bucks! follow me to ample saltlick and occasional gunfire

257855  copunter: (opens several ketchup packets)

257880  Spazstatic: Womp womp

257893  Dr Awkward: @Yam Welcome to the Friendly Spaceship!

257869  copunter: twenty exty six!

257895  Dr Awkward: @Knice I think you mint well, but I don't think that's a Palm leaf

257756  DrNinjaman: *PUNCH* [World ends]

257871  copunter: The only jobs we could find in those times were ocean filling, bridgery, and lightninging. And when the work was done, there was nothing left of Mother Nature, her desecrated corpse a wasteland for us to wander in gray despair

257765  DrNinjaman: It's a trap!

257768  DrNinjaman: Marcellus Wallace is going to kill both of them

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

257787 some guy : This image is upside-down.

257772 DrNinjaman: There's a survey on the back. If you fill it out you get $10 your next dress rental

257686 tib gubb: heck yes

257650 Spazstatic: UnexpectedBossFight.jpg

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257626 smusher: We all do the dew down here. You'll do the dew too.

257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

257724 addend: Is this Kansas City, Kansas, or Kansas City, Missouri? Asking for a friend.

257824 DrNinjaman: Damn it Spock, I'm a doc!

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!



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10. Mr. Shine: 2016 points
11. Side Boob: 1888 points
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Score:
596
 
 redmonkey3: When dui/dwi was a sport, speed limits were just a suggestion, insurance was for other people and safe sex meant locking all four doors - THAT was a great, and much more dangerous, flawed, violent, rascist, America... you know "great". I am afraid.
 Winterneuro: "I need....you here with me, not way over in a bucket seat..."
 2Berries: Strange nachos, i get it now
 Kraken: Who needs a brake pedal! It takes up so much room, and if we don't need seatbelts, why hve any other saftey precautions?
 ThatGuy: @Hosebag Amy, thats not how haggling works
 Headoftheclass: @sparename "You really are an asshole." Just shut up and sing the song...
 dobbiesdoogs: @Hosebag @a robot nothing makes you feel more like a man than a thundercougarfalconbird
 Otterman: In the past, we didn't need seat belts.
 GroanWorthy: No subwoofer? No nitrous? No stickers?! I'll pass, thanks.
 Hosebag: @a robot It is just, the luxury edition has so much more eagle. It saddens me to think of you missing out.
 sparename: @a robot - "with whaleskin hub caps and all leather cow interior and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights"
 a robot: "The luxurious seats are stuffed with eagle down, and the dashboard laced with the beaks of 1000 eagles. Also there are some eagles under the floorboards."
Image 154451   01-04-17   Uploaded by    antipatterns
Score:
354
 
 BeagleMan44: MEATBALLS... MEEEEEATBALLLLS!
 RetrogradeRun: Little Nemo remake is looking alright.
 DrinkMixMan: Stream of unconsciousness.
 DrinkMixMan: Wet dreams.
 Kraken: Image 154451!
 LaeMi: Trying to sleep through climate change.
 fanny: this must be the "beyond" of Bed, Bath, and Beyond
 Scoo: Not what I meant when I said I wanted a waterbed
 sparename: A boring view of the seabed
Image 154450   01-04-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
121
 
 Science: @Kraken: Fish are next.
 DrinkMixMan: "Alfa Romea Guilia Quadrifoglio." Say that three times fast!
 DrinkMixMan: @LaeMi I'll "Bad" mine on occasion if they're suffering and I want to hasten their demise.
 LieutenantTofu: Drives smoothly over even the loudest piles of bathroom tile
 Kraken: Cars have emotions now?! HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR?
 Borkf: @LaeMi I also read my own uploads. Gotta give them a little nudge to get going.
 Borkf: @Scoo I'll comment on my own uploads to provide context. It's definitely poor form to comment with a joke on your own image though, especially if it's the first comment.
 Otterman: By emotion, does he mean desolate gray cloud bank?
 trelyate: @trelyate you are a pretty awesome dude
 jochenau: @Scoo Wait...really? Crap!
 GroanWorthy: That's a great comment there, Alfa. Thanks, other Alfa.
 LaeMi: @sparename - is that new? I always RAD my own uploads - if I didn't think they were RAD, I wouldn't upload them in the first place!
 Scoo: @sparename It's also an unwritten rule that it's bad form to be the first commenter on your own uploads.
 sparename: You can't RAD your own uploads
Image 154449   01-04-17   Uploaded by    Muncharito Beanworld
Score:
400
 
 Skaalar: @trelyate Literally my first thought... I think WE might be too literal.
 Kraken: Well, they'll both be dead soon and you get four massive cod fillets to eat. Don't worry about it, yoh win in the end.
 Mad Collager: At this point, the shocked French hotel manager exclaimed, "Fin!".
 Skinr: "And I thought they smelled bad on the OUTSIDE..."
 San DoDo: I always love a good pun..or a bad one
 trelyate: THIS IS NOT HOW FISH REPRODUCE!
 jochenau: Almost but not entirely unlike Comic Sans.
 ch: You COULD say there are two fish fucking on my bed. Or maybe I'm a motel proprietor and they rented the fish-themed room? Yeah, that's it. I'm a goddamned PROPRIETOR [FX: walks around with heightened sense of self]
 sparename: @Jotun "I'm a poor old sole in an empty plaice waiting for someone to fillet"
 Jotun: uuumm...*another fish pun*.
 Knice: Not tonight, dear; I have a haddock.
 SomeCanadian: Oh they're gonna have another roe over this.
 sparename: They're gonna get battered
Image 154448   01-04-17   Uploaded by    Never AFK
Score:
245
 
 ch: Even if you win the rat race you're still a rat
Image 154447   01-04-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
421
 
 Skaalar: The fanciest pidgeon.
 Otterman: Bert porn
 ch: [FX: walks around with heightened sense of self]
 sparename: Just like the utility companies he can stick his bill up his arse
Image 154446   01-04-17   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
395
 
 Dan Tagonistic: @a robot Rad for Junji Ito!
 LieutenantTofu: Squint and its an amethyst geode!
 a robot: @Nope @Knice is some sort of corn-flavored, ice-skating god in human form. He can take on any shape he wants to
 Nope: @a robot @knice seems pretty trim
 a robot: @Nope .....we're all fat
 Scoo: OH YEAH!
 Nope: @a robot You saying im fat? :(
 sparename: "Oh no, there's a glitch in Google Streetview"
 a robot: "This is my hole, it was made for me!" scream the purple users
Image 154445   01-04-17   Uploaded by    skittles
Score:
619
 
 BILL DOOR: OH, SURE, AND WHILE I SPEND THAT MINUTE ENJOYING THE VIEW SOMEONE WILL PUSH ME OVER THE EDGE. FOOL ME ONCE, SHAME ON YOU. BUT FOOL ME TWICE... WELL, WON'T BE FOOLED AGAIN.
 Wolfechu: Stopped at 'Don't read', not sure what their point was going to be.
 Headoftheclass: ...for when you gaze long into the canyon, the canyon gazes also into you.
 Mr. Whiskers: Ruined by a caption irl
 jochenau: *starts sweating, fidgeting nervously* but...after the one minute, there'll be a RAD button, right? Right?
 SomeCanadian: Also comment.
 Ulillillia: *takes photo of no photos sign*
 Yam: Not everyone would buy this, but I find trying to capture the beauty of places photographically has improved my appreciation for those places.
Image 154444   01-04-17   Uploaded by    Musician
Score:
740
 
 Science: If this one is like mine, she'll be a maniac in a couple of months.
 Kraken: Note to self: Puppies=Instant rad
 Urn BooUrn: And just like that, life is worth living.
Image 154443   01-04-17   Uploaded by    champeen
Score:
481
 
 Skaalar: Dude. Those are endangered. Da fuq?
 whiplash: Apply directly to forehead!
 Zukero: Movie title is "The Dentist". It's a biopic.
 jazzjunkie: IMHO nobody simply finds themselves in the predicament of being attacked by two adult male lions. One way or another, he had it coming.
 DrinkMixMan: I'm a vegan, this triggers me.
 Kraken: 2 lions were harmed in the making of this picture. And one human was mauled to death. but we don't talk about that. It was all for the sake of art, so its fine.
 Supermansbrother: Tracy Jordan's Wizard of Oz lookin' good.
 Otterman: Every page a lion will die!
 Sandor: Siegfried and Rage!
 Scoo: This kills the lions
Image 154442   01-04-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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