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221533  trelyate: interesting username/upload combo

221697  BoiledEggs: What a smug little shit. He's perfect!

221562  trelyate: the barista hawked a Lugia in my coffee!

221663  karmakat: get me OUT!

221665  karmakat: now find me shoes and GLOVES!

221604  trelyate: you're a kitty!

221671  karmakat: I am not here...you aren't seeing me.

221689  tib gubb: this is the reality of net neutrality, people

221689  PenguinBartender: It's a ruse. While you're waiting the xenomorph sneaks in through the vent in your room to nibble on your cerebral cortex.

221697  confession: I think I speak for everyone when I say "Go buy a red ribbon for that cat now!"

221684  trelyate: RIP, Florida Man.

221689  sparename: Was going to ask what this would be in Teraquads aboard Voyager but Urban Dic tells me:- "Teraquad a synonym for 4 Terabytes commonly used by uneducated people who watch the show "Star Trek" far too often. Commonly used by people named James."

221693  boozer: Am I the only one that thinks that they should keep the chemical cleaning sponge and dish cleaning sponge further apart?

221673  Dan Tagonistic: I think I had this

221693  inthrees: *This bear will get really anal if you act like a child and don't wash your dish.*

221684  Minnesotan: nailed it

221674  karmakat: WHO turned off the light?

221677  karmakat: I am SO HUNGRY I WILL EAT THIS TABLE!

221683  ThoughtlessGentleman: its that trustworthy magical rhinoceros ive been hearing about!!!

221679  karmakat: who farted?

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221535 wolfpk: Is this guy and uber patriot, or did he just get really drunk?

221582 ignatz: You're either with us, or against us (GW Bush)

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221470 copunter: and that, friends, is the story of capitalism

221554 VeeKay: Weird drone.

221607 Cami: Acquisition Catalogue.

221622 Felicity: @No Ragrets @Uncle Phil I hate those new headlights that are as bright on the normal setting as high-beams, so then you flash your high-beams at the person, and then they turn on their high-beams and its twice as bad

221537 VeeKay: Grill and bear it.

221576 Mr. Shine: @Colty Brumb Do they count the time spent unwrapping the little b@st@rds?



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Score:
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 redmonkey3: When dui/dwi was a sport, speed limits were just a suggestion, insurance was for other people and safe sex meant locking all four doors - THAT was a great, and much more dangerous, flawed, violent, rascist, America... you know "great". I am afraid.
 Winterneuro: "I need....you here with me, not way over in a bucket seat..."
 2Berries: Strange nachos, i get it now
 Kraken: Who needs a brake pedal! It takes up so much room, and if we don't need seatbelts, why hve any other saftey precautions?
 ThatGuy: @Hosebag Amy, thats not how haggling works
 Headoftheclass: @sparename "You really are an asshole." Just shut up and sing the song...
 dobbiesdoogs: @Hosebag @a robot nothing makes you feel more like a man than a thundercougarfalconbird
 Otterman: In the past, we didn't need seat belts.
 GroanWorthy: No subwoofer? No nitrous? No stickers?! I'll pass, thanks.
 Hosebag: @a robot It is just, the luxury edition has so much more eagle. It saddens me to think of you missing out.
 sparename: @a robot - "with whaleskin hub caps and all leather cow interior and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights"
 a robot: "The luxurious seats are stuffed with eagle down, and the dashboard laced with the beaks of 1000 eagles. Also there are some eagles under the floorboards."
Image 154451   01-04-17   Uploaded by    antipatterns
Score:
354
 
 BeagleMan44: MEATBALLS... MEEEEEATBALLLLS!
 RetrogradeRun: Little Nemo remake is looking alright.
 DrinkMixMan: Stream of unconsciousness.
 DrinkMixMan: Wet dreams.
 Kraken: Image 154451!
 LaeMi: Trying to sleep through climate change.
 fanny: this must be the "beyond" of Bed, Bath, and Beyond
 Scoo: Not what I meant when I said I wanted a waterbed
 sparename: A boring view of the seabed
Image 154450   01-04-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
121
 
 Science: @Kraken: Fish are next.
 DrinkMixMan: "Alfa Romea Guilia Quadrifoglio." Say that three times fast!
 DrinkMixMan: @LaeMi I'll "Bad" mine on occasion if they're suffering and I want to hasten their demise.
 LieutenantTofu: Drives smoothly over even the loudest piles of bathroom tile
 Kraken: Cars have emotions now?! HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR?
 Borkf: @LaeMi I also read my own uploads. Gotta give them a little nudge to get going.
 Borkf: @Scoo I'll comment on my own uploads to provide context. It's definitely poor form to comment with a joke on your own image though, especially if it's the first comment.
 Otterman: By emotion, does he mean desolate gray cloud bank?
 trelyate: @trelyate you are a pretty awesome dude
 jochenau: @Scoo Wait...really? Crap!
 GroanWorthy: That's a great comment there, Alfa. Thanks, other Alfa.
 LaeMi: @sparename - is that new? I always RAD my own uploads - if I didn't think they were RAD, I wouldn't upload them in the first place!
 Scoo: @sparename It's also an unwritten rule that it's bad form to be the first commenter on your own uploads.
 sparename: You can't RAD your own uploads
Image 154449   01-04-17   Uploaded by    Muncharito Beanworld
Score:
400
 
 Skaalar: @trelyate Literally my first thought... I think WE might be too literal.
 Kraken: Well, they'll both be dead soon and you get four massive cod fillets to eat. Don't worry about it, yoh win in the end.
 Mad Collager: At this point, the shocked French hotel manager exclaimed, "Fin!".
 Skinr: "And I thought they smelled bad on the OUTSIDE..."
 San DoDo: I always love a good pun..or a bad one
 trelyate: THIS IS NOT HOW FISH REPRODUCE!
 jochenau: Almost but not entirely unlike Comic Sans.
 ch: You COULD say there are two fish fucking on my bed. Or maybe I'm a motel proprietor and they rented the fish-themed room? Yeah, that's it. I'm a goddamned PROPRIETOR [FX: walks around with heightened sense of self]
 sparename: @Jotun "I'm a poor old sole in an empty plaice waiting for someone to fillet"
 Jotun: uuumm...*another fish pun*.
 Knice: Not tonight, dear; I have a haddock.
 SomeCanadian: Oh they're gonna have another roe over this.
 sparename: They're gonna get battered
Image 154448   01-04-17   Uploaded by    Never AFK
Score:
245
 
 ch: Even if you win the rat race you're still a rat
Image 154447   01-04-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
421
 
 Skaalar: The fanciest pidgeon.
 Otterman: Bert porn
 ch: [FX: walks around with heightened sense of self]
 sparename: Just like the utility companies he can stick his bill up his arse
Image 154446   01-04-17   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
395
 
 Dan Tagonistic: @a robot Rad for Junji Ito!
 LieutenantTofu: Squint and its an amethyst geode!
 a robot: @Nope @Knice is some sort of corn-flavored, ice-skating god in human form. He can take on any shape he wants to
 Nope: @a robot @knice seems pretty trim
 a robot: @Nope .....we're all fat
 Scoo: OH YEAH!
 Nope: @a robot You saying im fat? :(
 sparename: "Oh no, there's a glitch in Google Streetview"
 a robot: "This is my hole, it was made for me!" scream the purple users
Image 154445   01-04-17   Uploaded by    skittles
Score:
619
 
 BILL DOOR: OH, SURE, AND WHILE I SPEND THAT MINUTE ENJOYING THE VIEW SOMEONE WILL PUSH ME OVER THE EDGE. FOOL ME ONCE, SHAME ON YOU. BUT FOOL ME TWICE... WELL, WON'T BE FOOLED AGAIN.
 Wolfechu: Stopped at 'Don't read', not sure what their point was going to be.
 Headoftheclass: ...for when you gaze long into the canyon, the canyon gazes also into you.
 Mr. Whiskers: Ruined by a caption irl
 jochenau: *starts sweating, fidgeting nervously* but...after the one minute, there'll be a RAD button, right? Right?
 SomeCanadian: Also comment.
 Ulillillia: *takes photo of no photos sign*
 Yam: Not everyone would buy this, but I find trying to capture the beauty of places photographically has improved my appreciation for those places.
Image 154444   01-04-17   Uploaded by    Musician
Score:
740
 
 Science: If this one is like mine, she'll be a maniac in a couple of months.
 Kraken: Note to self: Puppies=Instant rad
 Urn BooUrn: And just like that, life is worth living.
Image 154443   01-04-17   Uploaded by    champeen
Score:
481
 
 Skaalar: Dude. Those are endangered. Da fuq?
 whiplash: Apply directly to forehead!
 Zukero: Movie title is "The Dentist". It's a biopic.
 jazzjunkie: IMHO nobody simply finds themselves in the predicament of being attacked by two adult male lions. One way or another, he had it coming.
 DrinkMixMan: I'm a vegan, this triggers me.
 Kraken: 2 lions were harmed in the making of this picture. And one human was mauled to death. but we don't talk about that. It was all for the sake of art, so its fine.
 Supermansbrother: Tracy Jordan's Wizard of Oz lookin' good.
 Otterman: Every page a lion will die!
 Sandor: Siegfried and Rage!
 Scoo: This kills the lions
Image 154442   01-04-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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