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175196  Amy Housewine: Fishbra!

175192  Bu7Z: It's no use, I've been driving around at 88mph since the eighties... Still just getting old.

175197  Amy Housewine: The cosmetic surgery to turn him into a monster was successful. What he lost in peripheral vision, he gained in sex appeal.

175205  Derp Herpigan: Those apples seem a wrong color for consumption.

175193  Bu7Z: @dangerous dave there once was a pelican from Nantucket, and let me just say the stories you may have heard about him are grossly exagurated.

175196  fakeusername: @Bu7Z ah yes that timeless sailor's fantasy of a fish with a booty

175193  Bu7Z: @Teechur and yet, a similar lesson could be taken away...

175200  Derp Herpigan: Kanye dig it?

175193  dangerous dave: There once was a pelican from Nantucket. ...No, wait.

175194  Bu7Z: I would have got away with it, if it weren't for you meddling cats.

175184  Teechur: You're the wind beneath my wing....

175197  tritium: @ignatz They are basically airbags, designed to burst on impact and lessen the force of impact.

175195  Bu7Z: Somewhere, inside, five teens confront some old dude who mutters the words, 'I would have got away with it ,if it weren't for you mother fucking kuntz.

175197  dangerous dave: Who hacked my PC and stole my glamor shots?

175197  tritium: Long live the new flesh!

175185  Teechur: Don't worry. Just poopin' They already stole me lucky charms.

175172  dangerous dave: @tritium Perhaps because he shouldn't have eaten so many of his daughter's brownies between selling houses and entrepreneuring the telecommunications?

175183  dangerkeith3000: @dangerous dave it was probably made before postal codes because standardized. zip code 98062 is in Washington and they used WN instead of the standard WA.

175196  Bu7Z: Personally, a human booty with a fish head is more versatile than a lady body from the waist up but all fishy from there down.

175186  Teechur: How a toddler view potty training.....

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175047 zodiacflash: And here we see the storage system of an entire megabyte and its round-the clock maintenance...

174993 zupobaloop: @piranharama "I wanna see your pea-cock, cock, cock" -- Katy Perry

175017 raditzu: Applesplit!

175163 Noremak: @Noremak Correction and clarification: Last pagan country in Europe.

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175009 piranharama: @tib gubb Hello tech support, have you tried switching it off and on?

175170 Prostata: that is not how you make pressed ham

175097 Teechur: @Hokie33 That's what I'm afraid of! RIP GC.

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175175 Noremak: @Bu7Z Save it for the after party at Aggro-Con 2017.



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 a sedated moose: @a robot I grew up eating spam; it is pretty darn tasty. I think it mostly has a bad rap mostly from people who've never actually had it.
 Borkf: @jochenau "We ground up the whole damn pig and legally have to delineate between the two types of meat."
 Nwcorset: What fresh hell can this be?
 jochenau: I am unclear on what "pork with ham" means exactly. Is that like "beef with steak"?
 a robot: @Coolguy To be fair, basically everything is better with Sriracha!
 Coolguy: @a robot actually delicious AF. Even better with Sriracha!
 a robot: The internet says: "Spam musubi is a popular snack and lunch food in Hawaii composed of a slice of grilled Spam on top of a block of rice, wrapped together with nori." I have actually never eaten Spam in my life, but I would try this. Maybe it's the Hello Kitty influence.
Image 154304   01-03-17   Uploaded by    Teechur
Score:
248
 
 Jotun: Spanktrovision
 whiplash: "I'm having trouble watching this. Everything looks all blocky."
 Zukero: I use a more uncomfortable version of this.
 LaeMi: Home cinema.
Image 154303   01-03-17   Uploaded by    edgarallendoh
Score:
215
 
 SpaceCow: Yeah, drugs are like that.
 addend: Reminds me of Lite Brite.
 jochenau: I'm the worst at these Magic Eye things.
Image 154302   01-03-17   Uploaded by    electrode
Score:
377
 
 Lestrange: Van Gogh wouldve sold more than one painting if hed put tigers in them.
 Teechur: Mowgli's all grown up!
Image 154301   01-03-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
854
 
 Eleftheros: So they DO reproduce by budding!
 EvilOtter: Squeeee!!
 WaffleIron: IT IS NOT A TUMOR!
 RalphyNoPants: FLOOFY FLOOFERS!
 Ulillillia: Don't talk to me or my daughter ever again
 Mister S: Cat fractal.
 dobbiesdoogs: holy shit, bonus cat
Image 154300   01-03-17   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
715
 
 Type2Dia-BeatDown: @Type2Dia-BeatDown bananboozled again
 Type2Dia-BeatDown: @Type2Dia-BeatDown bananboozled again
 Type2Dia-BeatDown: you thot i was fruit buti am doggo bamboozled again
 EvilOtter: Doggo for scale.
 whiplash: It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!
 addend: Appealing costume.
 Borkf: @a robot Corgpple?
 AverageJoe: taco cat was better...
 LaeMi: And THAT is why that little stem-hole at the bottom of the banana is so disgusting.
 a robot: Banancorg? Or Corgnana?
 Yam: bumboozled again
Image 154299   01-03-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
165
 
 Kraken: @Jotun No, you see you aren't buying it for the asparagus. Its for the water that may taste vaguely like asparagus, therefore completely justifying the ridiculous price of $5.99. (Now, the only people that would bug it are the drunk health food nuts that stole someones credit card and somehow drove to the whole foods.)
 Lestrange: Wish I'd marketed it tbh.
 EvilOtter: You might have to take out a mortgage to fill up a bathtub but it feels AMAZING!
 Jotun: @jochenau 5.99 is still steep for 3 asparagus spears and water.
 jochenau: There was a brouhaha about these because they goofed up the price tags and made them $500 or somesuch, wasn't there?
 Red: makes your pee smell weird, but in a dilute kind of way
Image 154298   01-03-17   Uploaded by    rockkstar
Score:
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 Dan Tagonistic: Sorry I can't come to work today, there's a cat gang-bang on my car
 Prostata: im on ur car stackin ur cats
 sparename: I see no soup
 Ulillillia: Cat Orgy on a Hot Tin Roof
 Himesama: Freaky beautiful people.
 XLY: FUCK YOU, I'M A MOTHERFUCKER #114568 pt.2?
Image 154297   01-03-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
273
 
 Jotun: @jazzjunkie Thanks!
 jazzjunkie: @Zampano @Jotun it's a comic by Michael Deforge. "Lose" I think.
 Zampano: @Jotun it is called Image
 Jotun: @Zampano could you @ me if you find out?
 WaffleIron: @Zampano : According to google reverse image search: "Best guess for this image: Image"
 Zampano: Im confused, but i want more. I feel like this is out of context. Anyone know what this is from so i can check out the rest?
 Ulillillia: If you wanna know, if he loves you so, it's in his kiss
Image 154296   01-03-17   Uploaded by    rory
Score:
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 Mr Bleak: Because I'm Rad, I'm Rad come on You know I'm Rad, I'm Rad come on, you know You know I'm Rad, I'm Rad come on, you know And the whole world has to Answer right now Just to tell you once again Who's Rad
 whiplash: Michael Jackson's final appearance on The Simpsons.
 WaffleIron: That's some smooth criminaling.
 Zampano: Michael Jackson parkour spy?
 mrdiron: Hee hee hee
 Skinr: life ain't so bad at all
 Sandor: This is Bad
 a robot: No, Michael, you're supposed to come OFF the wall
 Scoo: Powell Street station? SF is so wonderfully weird.
Image 154295   01-03-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
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